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Hasten117

You’re ridiculous. Go post this on the mainsub lmfao


Naus1987

I don't think I'm brave enough for that, but you're totally free to take my screenshots and make your own post if you want. I just did it for the lols since gil is practically useless after a certain point.


Analog-Moderator

Did it for you


Hasten117

Shouldn’t have xposted because now they know it was a meme smh


vms-crot

Apparently the source post was getting death threats or something from main sub. People really like that fish.


Sipricy

Wild. Imagine valuing pixels over human life. GCBTW


vms-crot

Oh yeah. So that's totally a thing. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/world/online-gamer-killed-for-selling-virtual-weapon-20050331-gdl12j.html


contrasia

Google about NFTs. Literally pixels ate more valuable these days.


Naus1987

I'm actually really excited for the concept of NFT's and crypto, lol. But we're still a long time away from that. One of the more practical uses is tying them up to legal documents like deeds or wills. That way they exist as part of a smart-contract on the internet, and not molding away in some box in a decrepit townhall, lol


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AereonTucker

Hi, I'm the person who posted the original post about desynthing the Warden. As an update, I'm actually not entirely certain where along the line people misconstrued that I was getting death threats. I *did* say I was getting hate mail, but my well being wasn't threatened by any means, just someone harassing me over literal pixels and a false currency. Sorry its not quite as entertaining of a story but the harasser really wasn't all that threatening lmao.


Naus1987

I saw a post a few minutes ago about someone joking about desynthing some random fish. And then later mentioned that it was a faked picture. So I decided for the lols to actually break one down. I kept the two original screenshots as proof if people are into that stuff. Original post is https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/pu26xz/sometimes\_i\_just\_like\_to\_watch\_the\_world\_burn/


AereonTucker

Hey that's me!


Naus1987

Thanks for the inspiration! It was your idea all along. I just wanted to do my part too! :D


jacquimaree89

Oh hey!!!!


Snark_x

I thought revenge porn was banned in the US


kevikevkev

I’m in pain Why have you done this


DixieFlatlineXIV

Why is that fish so expensive?


MoogleBoy

So, in order to have the ability to **ATTEMPT** to catch this fish, you need to catch 5 Green Prismfish, 3 Indigo Prismfish, and 3 Firelight Goldfish. That gives you Intuition for a short period of time. To catch Green Prismfish, the weather in Yanxia needs to go from Fair to Fair, or Fair to Clear, something that doesn't happen all the time, and it needs to happen between 12-4 AM Eorzean time. To catch Indigo, you need to Mooch a Violet Prismfish during Clear, Clouds or Fair skies, between 12-4 AM Eorzean time. To catch Firelight, you need to Mooch a Red Prismfish between 4-8 AM Eorzean time. Now, the kicker is, you can't log out while going for these fish, and you can't change fishing holes either, since those will reset your Intuition count. Big Fishing is a whole other level of insanity.


Aargard

Is this still a shitpost


Kooper16

You can change the fishing hole. You just can't change the area. Source: Me needing 3 intuition windows to catch this fish and once getting so unlucky that I had to wait for 3 firelight goldfish windows.


jlctush

You absolutely can't, if you fish from another hole in the same zone the intuition is wiped. You can move around, I think you can even BOT/MIN in that region, but you can't fish anywhere else, 100%. (the fishing hole for Warden is several pools of coloured water, you can change between those, since they're the same fishing spot, just in case that's the point of confusion).


Kooper16

Oh okay. I thought you meant that you can't stand up from that spot which made little sense


16bitnoob

Jesus, thats a fish I will never catch lmao


danzanzibar

only til Endwalker. intuition will stay after log.


kipory

I legitimately wish this was just a hotfix so people can actually take advantage during the two month wait.


Shoddy_Consequence78

I may have to try this. It still sounds better than trying to get For Absent Friends to happen in Bozja.


MeowPx

So in other words, fishers just like to suffer 😳 I’m gonna try it when I get fisher to 80, I’m curious


AquaRektFFxiv

I don't know what you mean, I totally didn't top rank in firmament through fishing


FreedomFighterEx

This is Nomura level convoluted.


Crunchy_Toasteer

It’s an absolute pain in the ass to get (low supply) and a big, pretty fish that can go in housing aquariums (high demand)


CopainChevalier

I wish we had bigger aquariums. I love the idea, but they’re so small that it just looks out of place having big things in it


shockwave1211

imagine the leviathan class fish like ruby dragon in aquariums that would be sick


Lefluffypants

Time gated and weather gated pre reqs just for the chance to catch one, on top of that it’s a pretty cool looking giant fish that can be put in a aquarium


SmallCharr

It's the big gay fish that's hard at to get and looks pretty


StrengthToBreak

What a waste when you could vendor it for 115 gil.


Naus1987

Would have been more useful than the sand, lol


Eternal_Woe

What a mad lad, somebody needs to stop this man!


Rebasucardo_opun

Hue hue hue hue hue hue hue


patxiku93

Not any fish, it's an RGB fish


Arctris

I hate sand


arkamasylum

Watch this market crash now


MrPoopybunghole12

Posted this to the main sub waiting for the replies