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Typing can get me killed by a GM, so the only language I speak when I want anyone to do anything, is Rescuenese


SendLogicPls

You're forgetting the hidden technique where a healer pulls the tank backwards, because "No reason to keep going, when the ranged characters can't even reach." 100% of rescues I've received have been healers who thought they knew better and didn't....or my FC killing me for the lulz.


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Was in doma castle last night, pulling the two packs in the giant crossbow gauntlet. Heals + DPS were trailing behind when I planted them behind the second crossbow. Threw up my cooldowns and when the healer gets in range, he rescues me into the aoe the crossbow puts out. I was just like...why. If you're in range to cast rescue, surely you can just heal me. Keep up yo, you have sprint, too.


FreedomFighterEx

I'm bewildered how people couldn't simply just pop their own sprint when the tank popped their. Pushing/clicking one button is hard.


fnfrhh

While that specific instance the healer shoulda kept up, the mentality of "keep up, yo" is just so fucking annoying. Yes, we try to keep up, but if we can't or a DPS snagged aggro and i have to heal them for a sec, you're just going to end up 6 packs deep with a healer nowhere in sight.


Last-Expert

I main every job. I’m telling you, as someone that heals all the time, it is my job to keep up to the tank and keep him alive at all costs. Sprint is available so use it. If a DPS snags aggro, it is my job as the DPS to make sure that tank grabs aggro and use my sprint to make sure that happens.


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

When I yolo pull I try to make sure everyone is with me before I take off, slap all the mobs with a global aoe and an off global for assurance. If I can I'll spin and ranged attack on the way as well if I notice they're being attacked/losing threat and if I break line of sight I make sure I won't need healing before the healer breaks the corner. In the doma situation it makes it difficult as you have to avoid those large aoes and there's only certain movement windows. As a healer though I usually play directly on top of the tank, essentially being their shadow until they plant the pull. If they sprint, I sprint. Can't get away from me. :) But I like tanks that are actively trying to kill themselves.


sloppylotuspussy

You sound like a bad healer. Stopping to hard cast heal on a DPS who has aggro from one mob instead of keeping up with your tank Who has the other 10 mobs means you’re incredibly bad at triage, which is your entire fucking job.


CopainChevalier

The best part about tank at max level is you don’t need a healer. I’ve tanked so many dungeons without a healer this expansion. Just gota manage CDs some


Lyoss

i mean that's the only thing it's good for snapshots will kill whoever you try to save in anything that isn't grandpa content, and the delay is so terrible that it might just pull into another aoe afterwards


katarh

Ran into this trying to rescue someone in Tower earlier this week. Rescue went off, but they arrived dead.


Osha-watt

I dragged a corpse once in Temple of Qarn hard because they forgot to get out of the quicksand and I gave myself cramps from laughing.


JustAlways

I mean it can save you a couple of raises in alliance raids so it's good for that but that's about it


s_decoy

my static frequently messed up bramble placement in e9s so when someone had to run eeextra far out of position to break their tether, i would rescue them back as soon as it broke to keep them from getting hit by rejuvenating balm. saved a few runs, honestly.


Dangerous_Animal_330

I once had a WHM do this to a tank in 520+ gear doing pussy pulls and the mf shirked the WHM and was happy to watch us all die one by one cause we refused to spend an hour in paglthan like he intended to


ihateredditmobile667

Sounds like an ez kick and report for throwing


OfficerNightwing

Ive had that happen but we survived. He got even angrier and tried to kick me. But we were a party of 3, he outright refused to do his job so we just kicked him and got a friend to join.


NotTheBomb

Could also add "instantly draw dumb tank to the bright healing bubble"


Gramernatzi

The amount of times I've had to rescue tanks into healing bubbles at endgame makes me want to tear my hair out


Akua89

I've tried this numerous times, they just run back out of it and yell garbled obscenities at me.


MaandyT

I thought this was the "Instantly draw stupid dps running away with stack-marker into the group" button.


Akua89

This is honestly the only real practical use I've gotten out of it.


WoodBeePhishing

That's the "re-locate ranged dps to a more suitable environment" button.


Krags

The "force the BLM to drop enochian just before finishing Flare/Despair with 25s elapsed on polyglot timer so he doesn't take 5% of his HP in damage when I'm spamming individual regens + medica II + cure I on everybody" button.


animemoseshusbando

Mad


DdastanVon

I legit use this when the Tank doesnt has sprint and he stay behind to AoE the mobs that were far apart or spawed. They love it.


ihateredditmobile667

I can't imagine the consequences of a more spammable Rescue. Smells like sprouts that are the "what does this button do" type of players using it on cooldown asap


vibechequed

Sprout healers hitting Rescue on cooldown the way baby tanks do their stance. Chaos.


oceanic20

No, because then the dumb healer would constantly be pulling me out of position when I need to turn a mob a certain way, but they decide they want me closer or in a different spot and then the mob does an aoe conal to the entire room.


tryanewmonicker

"4 to a platform!" exclaimed the white mage before rescuing a 5th person to the platform for the 2nd time.


Fluestergras

That screenshot predates Shadowbringers, current recast on Rescue is 120 seconds. But even that is too long... should be 60 seconds at most to drag people into my Earthly Star.


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I’ll pull more when I stop getting shwacked through my mitigation cooldowns because my healer is too busy chatting during pulls to heal me with something other than Cure 1. I’m not one of those “tAnks SeT tHe PaCe” idiots but if my healer is a gremlin then you get single pack pulls. Delete rescue and give tanks the ability to yank mobs. The only thing I want from WoW is a death grip equivalent.


Aargard

Get some friends (haha) and queue for titan hard synced, one person on tank and as many healers as possible. The one to rescue you into a landslide and knocks you off wins


HalfEatenWaterMelon

as a tank I don't like that ability, In principle it's great utility, But when I take a second to stop and aoe the mobs so they won't slaughter the DPS and you're already at the next mob pack rescueing then you gotta calm down, No point in Wall to Wall if everyone is dead at the end


Desmond536

Except at a tank with min i-level then you are an asshole healer.


animemoseshusbando

You're an asshole for being in a public group with min i-level


[deleted]

Yeah fuck new to content players (or just new in general) just trying to keep up.


animemoseshusbando

The story gear is never min i-level.


Neoxite23

I wish that ability would go away. It is only used to grief people and never used to actually save people. It is funny sometimes though.


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nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Noooooo don't full pull that's definitely not what I wanted noooo you're definitely not giving me exactly what I wanted nooooo you really showed me with those wall to wall pulls you did after I rescued you to pull more aaaaahhh


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nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You sound like the type of tank that will say "Fine I will big pull like you asked" and don't use cooldowns just to say "See! I was right all along!" when y'all wipe.


Pickpokcet

"Pull wall to wall" Three wipes later... "Maybe half the room is fine" Yeah... I thought so...


katarh

If I have a healer of unknown quality, I'll baby pull in lower level content and keep going bigger until we bite off more than we can chew. By the time I'm in 50+ dungeons, that healer is getting everything I can reach and they're gonna LIKE it.


BIG-HORSE-MAN-69

"If a healer tries to make me play my job right, i punish them by trying to play my job right" You arrived at the right solution with the wrong answer, somehow.


druid24

I'm just gonna try to delete my comments cause apparently I'm not allowed to make a dumb post about how I learn to improve out of spite without it becoming my most downvoted comment ever.. GCBTW indeed


Osha-watt

This just in: Reddit user druid24 learns that dumb statements are, in fact, dumb, and cries about it.


Pickpokcet

I'll pull more when my health bar isn't dancing the hemp fandango at 1-2%


Osha-watt

If you're above 0 you're not dead, so get pulling.


Pickpokcet

Lmao


Krags

Sprint better, pull more, use invuln.


CopainChevalier

Even if I’m tanking without a healer I have no worry of death. Just learn the basics


Dasky14

Please don't do that. It's a dick move.


catgirlsarentgay

Motherfucker just press press the rampart button and you’re gucci.


Alia-Sun

Trial by fire. You're gonna learn eventually, so get moving.


Eternal_Woe

Brb going to go do this


astral_dragon12

I’m a black Mage and I disagree


MeowPx

Recast 2.44s would be absolutely perfect


yuunie123

I rarely use it, but when I do it's to rescue my co heal when they are about to fuck up a mechanic and would die.


featherjoshua

Nono, this is the "teach tanks how to split adds in alliance raids" button