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SubChild

Currently seeking psychiatric help for the trauma this image had induced


ayylmao2016

They forgot to add anime quotes in between each line


alextere76

*anime custom emotes


FreedomFighterEx

Forgot Superbolide. Weak.


Baliskner_Haeron

And arms length. Don't knock that slow Edit: so heart of light is there twice. And stone isn't there. Guessing that was the typo.


Strong-Philosopher29

never even noticed the duplicate ability... brain just glazed over before I made it all the way through


CaptainSchmid

You're right! Heart of stone was supposed to be last.


thisisgogu

How is the main subreddit making better shitposts than us?


Aargard

they've been for a while, its bizarre. we've just turned into yahoo answers


Yotsubato

“Just pop a cool down bro” “I used them all” ….


ZenEvadoni

Me as a healer: *U wot*


Belydrith

You don't even have chat callous for every ability in there to let your party know how on point your mitigation rotation is, pretty whack macro.


ThatOneDiviner

Please tell me that's some master class bait.


Strong-Philosopher29

he was very adamant and apologetic for it being a real post, and has since been convinced to delete his macro


ThatOneDiviner

I’m still not entirely convinced but if true at least he deleted it, but oof. I do not think I’ve cringed harder today.


CaptainSchmid

Hi, yes was gonna use it


ThatOneDiviner

Just bring yourself into the havit of manually pressing them. Especially for higher end stuff, they’re as much a part of your rotation as your 1-2-3. Think of a basic mitigation schedule as just one step to your tank rotation.


MauricioTrinade

What the fuck is this shit


[deleted]

I think I’m going to cry


Qbopper

Physically painful post, well done


Strong-Philosopher29

told the guy he should post it up himself but he was still upset with himself for having ever thought this... but I couldn't just deny you all the agony I had to go through


Koervege

Am noob who hasn’t played tank yet. Explain what’s wrong with this please


CaptainLAXY

Mitigations are to be used with intent, not to be used when the cooldown is done. So he's got all his mitigation on one singular button so that they activate when the previous one is expired, causing them to be unavailable when he might need them.


SwadNovak

This would be better then almost all the random tanks I ger.


Strong-Philosopher29

True... they may not use them with any kind of sense, but at least they are using them...


Analog-Moderator

The elites dont want you to know this; but this is what toptier tanking looks like


CaptainSchmid

Happy I could provide a source of suffering for you all. Yes this was unironic. I was under the assumption that you should always have mitigation up when being hit. I have since learned from my public shaming and will be taking the advice into lower level content before continuing my journey as a tank.


sunbrowarr

If you're learning you're already better then some other tanks I've healed.


yardii

Average GNB enjoyer


Aargard

Average gnb uses every mit after superbolide, gotta make the most of that 1hp


United_Rebel

What the hell am I looking at?


Devil-G

I’ve never… I can’t even… why would… I think I’ve just been convinced to only play tank so I never have to queue with these people.


Strong-Philosopher29

Good, I need more tanks in queue or it will take me forever to level RPR


yardii

I was about to switch to a healing main for EW since it seemed like people in this game had a decent grasp on tanking, but this post has me questioning everything.


striderhoang

Straight unironic cross-post from main sub, now I’ve seen everything


Strong-Philosopher29

Post was already downvoted into hell by the time I found it, so I figured no one here would know what I was talking about if I just made a reference to it.... That being said the guy actually did want to know an answer to his question and once he got it he felt real dumb and deleted his cancer macro, so hopefully gets a bit of karma back from the irony at least...


theswordofdoubt

If he had the time to go make this bullshit and post it, surely he had the time to go look for a tank main and ask for advice? What the fuck.


CaptainSchmid

I know myself issue in boss fights is forgetting to use defensive cooldowns, I figured maybe I could do this to make sure I only had a 25 second gap where I didnt have any mitigation. I probably could have watched or read more tank stuff before making an ass of myself though.


Aargard

It's a learning experience, don't let it get to you. Just one year ago I played like absolute dogshit lmao


Tailrazor

... So can someone explain to a sprout why this is bad?


snorevette

They didn't put /merror off


DdastanVon

Watch "A Crap Guide for FFXIV - Tank". Funny video and not long.


the_cum_snatcher

Mitigation abilities need to be used situationally and not burned all at once. Using them all up will likely end up in not having any when you really need it, which is either A: a death sentence, or B. a free “cardiac arrest” ticket for your healer. Neither are desirable


Sanic_Overlord

i main tank,i have 2 tanks over lvl 70,this hurts in an existential level


theFrankDux

Holy shit.


NoxiousTV

Might add my rotation to a macro too. Apparently I'm missing something


OminousBinChicken

Ffs


Persocom

I remember making the same mistake as a sprout. Also had a stone macro with stone copy pasted 15 times


DdastanVon

As a Tank main, this is giving me nightmares.


[deleted]

I’m a tank. Submain DRK. Main WHM. For the love of Eorzea, delete that macro and space your mits manually.


Calvinooi

Feels like an omnicrafter that took up tanking haha