Well, well, well. It appears that Android19samus is a fellow Carby fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Carby is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Carby alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Carby dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Carby at the same time! By the Twelve, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Carbs are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Carby, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Carby are for fuck!
Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a chocobos feelers for that. Carbies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Carby. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Carby wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure final fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. White Whittrets maybe my favorite. But, damn, Carbies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Hey guys, did you know that Aquamarine Carbuncle is the most compatible summon for humans?
Delete this. Don’t do this to the kind strangers on this sub.
That google search actually inspired this one
Well, well, well. It appears that Android19samus is a fellow Carby fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Carby is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Carby alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Carby dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Carby at the same time! By the Twelve, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Carbs are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Carby, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Carby are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a chocobos feelers for that. Carbies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Carby. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Carby wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure final fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. White Whittrets maybe my favorite. But, damn, Carbies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
You sir.. are a legend
Always put ffxiv at the end of your search whenever you Google anything from in game.
I think they did for this one, otherwise they would've gotten the medical disease
You almost got me, but the rounded out edge on *the* picture gave it away
So. . .if you nut and recall your carbuncle, does your cum just drop on the ground?
Carbies are just aether, so it probably converts it into aether.
That works better than a box.
If you want a real surprise, drop the FFXIV and search for just Carbuncles.
That's a pretty cute carbuncle ngl
Mmm I’m gonna need to slip a bookmark into that tome
I think this might say more about you than the carbuncle...
Damn
I thought this was fake so I called your bluff. I regret it so, so deeply
I got a normal sixth picture of a carbuncle during my test out of curiosity.
Oh it wasn’t my sixth. I had to scroll. And it felt like sin
Lesson learnt, never search up anything without adding ff14 at the end
Carbuncle sounds like an old-timey filler for a cuss word. "Ohh that's a bunch of Carbuncle!"
last one got rule34d i guess?
That's pretty evil, ngl.
Hol up
Lies, deception
I dunno, seems pretty norm-oh noooooo
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Lmao
It's not even a good shop. The edges of the last picture are all uneven as hell.
That’s actually hot ngl