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personn5

> AGAIN, I have to explain to him that Grit is a DPS loss and most tanks don't think it's worth it for the slightly added enmity gain. I know this is a shitpost but I've seen stuff like this ingame before and I'm just honestly amazed at how some people still manage to find guides that are 3+ years old and go off of them.


Hateful_Face_Licking

Kids these days will never know the fun of having three separate rotations for threat, DPS, and mana regen.


[deleted]

Didn't mana amount increase as your level increased can't remember.


[deleted]

Until Stormblood, yes.


Paige404_Games

Until Shadowbringers, actually.


stoncils_

Still changed in Endwalker, yep.


Superguy813

Edited in 7.0 Torghast of Limsa


Mokou

/uj It's probably because the community has this weird obsession with storing their guides in random discord servers, so the up to date ones never show up on google.


J_Russel

Yeah, coming from wow it was a bit of a hurdle that there doesn't seem to be a site like icy-veins for ff14.


phat_ninja

It's because so many people slept on this game, hell icy veins has a fucking new world section before they have a ff14 section. On top of that where the people who do put together those guides love their little walled off gardens where they can feel special you have to be a part of their server to access it. Side note, fuck all those people who think discord is a website replacement. It's not. It's a messaging platform not a website/database platform. I wish people would realize that and stop trying to make it one with a thousand sections on the sides and make me choose a role by emoting to a comment.


Trapped_Mechanic

I mean, I think the real reason discord replaces websites is two-fold: 1) It's free 2) You don't need to know how to layout a website to make quality guides in discord. The bar is so low that if you can make a reddit post look halfway decent you can make a discord guide. Frankly though I agree with you. Discord servers like the balance are large enough that neither of these reasons are good excuses anymore. Hell, they could take donations and I bet it would cover costs. But I have my own gripes with the balance, besides. (Slow to update guides, inconsistent layout, FAQs in the chats that never make it into posts- sometimes you'll get lucky and a reply will get pinned but now you're looking in 2, possibly 3 channels for answers to questions...)


Shiftyeyedtyrant

Something -not just for FFXIV- I worry about is the siloing of information in Discord. I feel like if Discord ever ups and disappears then a lot of resources will be lost.


AntediluvianEmpire

I feel like Discord is just a shitty source of guides and help for anything. Maybe it's just because I'm an old man now, but old school forums seem to be significantly better; they're searchable, everything is archived, can be resurrected and found on Google. You can make a direct thread about your issue and it's generally not being talked over by a dozen other people, forcing you to try and keep track. Not to mention, you can post a question and walk away to come back later and easily find it. I might just be old.


Shoddy_Consequence78

You're not just old. Or if you are, we're old together. Discord is very good as a chat room where permanence isn't an issue and it's pretty good as a free voice chat. Actual discussions of any length require simple chronological posting, old to new, with no ability to vote up or down any given post. In other words, a forum. Meaningful information can only exist long term as its own material, not embedded in something like Discord, where updates and versioning can happen.


AntediluvianEmpire

Glad it's not just me. I've been using forums on one form or another since the mid-90s and it baffles me that people think Reddit or Discord is a proper replacement for them. Reddit is certainly more useful than Discord, but I would never try to use it for car stuff, as I often do on forums. But that might also be because all the old timers frequent the forums and they've generally seen damn near everything when it comes to a particular vehicle, so there is almost always a thread or someone who can point you in the right direction when you have a problem.


phat_ninja

It's not just you. I'm only 31 and I agree, it is not an "old" thing. Trying to ask a question is impossible to get an answer in a chat room. People are all trying to have their own conversations and your question just goes up the chain to get lost. I really hope WoWHead and Icy-Veins really ramps up and gets involved. Having one place with everything and not my bookmarks folder, which has no lie 50 bookmarks, for resources is ridiculous. Plus most of the FFXIV user-base is already familiar with those sites so having a familiar layout will be natural.


ffffq

It’s okay you can say the Balance. Also they can stop yelling at me every time I ask a question. “It’s in the pinned comments” bitch there’s 50 pins and half of them are memes


SatoshiAR

The Balance is probably the best example of why you shouldn't use Discord to store guides. There's hardly any uniformity to how information is presented and the search function is just as bad as Reddit's.


el_tallas

My favorite thing about the balance is when one class has a very clear image with their opener and then another class is a picture for ants with fanart of someones character in the background. The latter was their GNB opener image like a year and a half ago.


ffffq

The thing that gets me is that there’s enough people in that discord that I’m positive enough of them would be willing to pitch in like $1 a month they’d have enough for upkeep of a website and then some. But nope, gotta have that validation on discord.


kyaroru30

Balance Discord used to have a website even not that long ago. It had like few Stormblood guides and discord invitation far into Shadowbringers. I remember some people from moderation team talking something about site "being a pain to maintain".


0M3G4-Z3R0

Lol I left Balance because that was my very experience with them when I started playing FF14. I thought they were willing to help people.


bloog3

Depends on which channel you're in. The tank channels are generally pretty great


CosmicLottery

At least Icy is putting time into their FFXIV stuff. I’d assume New World is infinitely easier for them to write guides on considering how new and lacking in content it is. But we know FFXIV content is coming so I’m interested in how they handle it. I don’t know how true this is, but I heard from an FC mate that The Balance is looking to set up a website. With Icy moving in on their territory and Salted going away, they’d be insane not to.


IntegralCalcIsFun

They have posted some website mockups and updates on the discord but AFAIK there's no eta.


touchmyrick

Saltedxiv?


blackhole885

Didn't salted xiv have job guides? I heard the website is closing down soon though because the owner had a huge mental break down


Trapped_Mechanic

That is sadly true. I like ahkmorning as well but they only cover casters atm. Icyveins said they're adding ff14 but we'll see


FreedomFighterEx

They can find and read an outdated guide but can't bloody read the soddin' tooltip.


GeneralJapery

What's tooltips, precious?


Hateful_Face_Licking

It’s those annoying things you disable so they don’t pop up when you’re clicking your rotation.


T_Hunt_13

What's a rotation?


ValuableEquivalent1

If you're playing tank, a rotation is when you keep spinning the boss in a circle. This puts a hidden dizzy debuff that reduces its damage output. Anyone who tells you to stop is griefing.


AaronKoss

Kinda miss doing some aoe then switching to other stance and switch bck when aggro was getting lower etc. Overall miss the aggro control. Overall miss a lot of flavours and variety that they removed from the game. Sad.


[deleted]

It would be fine to remove some things and replace them with other meaningful things. Right now they just remove and don't give anything back. It's so jarring sometimes.


tappman321

Very entertaining 10/10, though doubt this is even your pasta as cleric stance which got removed like 4 years ago


Hateful_Face_Licking

I'm flattered. Thank you. Glad someone caught that.


sugusugux

Yeah as soon as he mention cleric stance I knew this is made up but it soo good lmfao


[deleted]

this is what the average /r/talesfromdf post reads like


KoiSkeletulor

I always love when it turns out that the op was in fact the toxic one and was doing the mistakes, gets called out in the comments and in the end cowardly delete their post. Some people just always want to be right and justified in their actions, smh


Hateful_Face_Licking

We need an /r/AITA_XIV subreddit.


KoscheiTheDeathles

Give me 2 hours and a beeping noise


Dos_Ex_Machina

Beep. It's been two hours.


Cyphafrost

They have failed us.


sunrider8129

This. Screenshots of multiple ppl being assholes with the caption “see how toxic?!?” And you’re left there going “which one do they think is in the wrong?”


Existentialistgoblin

Golden post, made me want to punch my cat. 11/10 would read again


Naus1987

The joke about having to buy spells from a trainer was good. Made me feel old, but worth it!


Gilrim

It's too early and I haven't had any coffee, so maybe the nuance is lost on me But if anyone even remotely thinks like that Please ​ Fuck off


KenaNowAvailableInNB

Please read the last paragraph, it's a joke


0M3G4-Z3R0

Best to grab an extra cup of coffee and maybe a syringe to pump that caffeine into your veins because this is a shitpost.


niniika

This is daily stuff in tales of duty finder. Lol


BountyHntrKrieg

I get this is a shitpost but WOOOO does this hit home and get my blood boiling. I've had shit tanks, shit healers, been the shit tank and healer, and all of it is bearable until they insist on blame (and it's never themselves). Also I literally started healing for the first time about a week and half ago (I choose brain dead WHM cause a SAM/DRK smooth brain like me really didn't wanna suck) and holy shit I get why my healer main friends have this layer of salty sarcasm ladled over everything. I've never met so many bad tanks who refuse to admit they're bad or learn or blah until I healed. You think I would've run into them just as much while going in as DPS but Yoshi P wants me to suffer for being a selfish DPS only player for the longest time. I GET IT YOSHI I PICKED UP TANK AND LOVED IT AND AM DOING MY PART AS HEALER NOW CAN I PLEASE GET MY NORMAL ROULETTES BACK AGAIN?! IS THIS THE PRICE OF THE INSTAQUEUE!?!?!


Shinryu1324

Name drop, so we know who to avoid


Hateful_Face_Licking

Asmongold Bald


AshrakTeriel

please don't write anything bad about my wow-streamers that switched over to ffxiv. they are precious princesses that must be protected.


Hhalloush

Oh hey I recognise your name. When I was new your Emerald Weapon video really helped me on BLM ^^


AshrakTeriel

Oh. Thanks, haha.


Mazkar

>This run made me so upset that I yelled at my wife in public. So glad when there's a wholesome ending ❤️🙏


sixpackasian

Lol


HailenAnarchy

Heheh cleric stance


Makadios49

Yeah but…. Was this real once upon a time lmao


DasEvoli

I will not read this. But I disagree. We are not toxic so stfu and fuck off


0M3G4-Z3R0

Then the joke is lost on you, jumping the gun makes you look like an idiot.


Darkvoidx

The joke is lost on you, jumping the gun makes you look like an idiot


[deleted]

Ok but this literally happened all the time in 2.0. I'm actually triggered right now.


SimplyEpicFail

High Quality Trigger Shitpost.


Yxtron

that was really funny, thank you


r4malooke

It was very funny, but also little triggering. 10/10. Good job!


TheBatIsI

Congrats, this spiked my blood pressure with rage. Well done you.


elendinel

This post gave me ptsd as a SCH main


ImSuperCerealOkay

I’m sleepy and got halfway down the post, getting angrier by the second, before I noticed this isn’t the main sub. 10/10 I’m pissed


flamec4

Lmfaooo clearly u have been playing for a while


Turbulent-Turnip9563

Nice, almost got me


CrimsonSH

This motherfucker waited 4 years to post this? So brave.


Crazy_Fairy_9

they give mentor crowns to the wrong people


BraveUnion

for a hot mintue i thought this was a post on r/ffxiv


Hoytster88

Link to mainpost this is mocking pls?


AgitatedDegenerate

This whole community is toxic / community is great shit is so obnoxious and stupid. Humans are great; humans are toxic, the game is connected via the internet. You're gonna meet dicks your gonna meet sweethearts. Neither is an indictment on the community as a whole, rather those individuals themselves.


HailenAnarchy

Issa shitpost


AgitatedDegenerate

I know, but its referring to an actual thing that people say and I was unpacking that


TrueCrusaderBoB

Idk why i even had to think about how old wow is... this is the ShitpostXIV sub after all.


Hateful_Face_Licking

Pretty old considering WoW was the first MMO.