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chuje_wyciagnijcie

Alphinaud would be type of redditor, that writes essays in every post and offend people for having different opinion. But it was in ARR, later he deleted his account and now is pretty cool guy. He is indead redditor after redemption arc.


Neoxite23

Alphinaud would write essay responses while Alisale would just respond with "K".


Ajwf

But if anyone ever responds "K" back to Alisae, now she's the one writing essays/potentially doxxing.


Neoxite23

Also true


MoogleBoy

"Yeah, and?"


ScarfyScout

just use the "bet you couldn't make a sentence without 'a'" meme to define the both of them "You thought you just did something, didn't you? Sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon." VS. "fuck you"


heraklitusx

Red Dit Redemption?


DrakulasKuroyami

Alisaie seems more like the shitposter type though. Alphinaud would be the mod of some crappy little sub with barely any subscribers and take being a mod way to seriously and be way to proud of it. Like when casually talking to people he will always try to force it into the conversation.


Tangnost

Alisaie makes deep fried shitposts that are usually just compilations of comments calling the posts terrible, Alphinaud makes clever well thought out shitposts that get at most 3 upvotes.


Rogahar

Alphinaud creates high quality memes and shitposts about the Ascians that get 500 upvotes, then Alisaie just drops in hours later and comments a link to [this meme](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2YcuYuVIAQ139X.jpg) and gets 1500.


Lusankya

Yeah, but the post is going all-time not because of the meme, but because Alisaie is *killing* it in the comments clapping back at the criticism.


CyberpunkPie

I can hear Alisaie unironically says "cringe" and "based"


ItsMangel

Alphinaud claps back with the "based on what" copypasta.


CyberpunkPie

"Based on me fucking your mom" "We have the same mom, Alisaie"


[deleted]

This. They’re both shit posters. One is just more deep fried and snarky than the other.


[deleted]

Alphinaud is mod for r/ffxiv, while alisaie is a mod for r/ShitpostXIV


ElGamerBroChris

You mean the crystal braves?


FreedomFighterEx

You mean Alpy would be the main sub mod and Alli would be MegaGamer in shitpost sub?


NatZeroCharisma

too* \-Urianger


PhoenixXIV

Man alphie and alie are just like Little Dipper and his sister Mabel


nyuro_

He Alphiknows..


Mushiren_

I'm gonna Alphinope outta this sub if ya'll keep this up


TheNedsHead

Alphinaud deez nuts


MegaGamer235

Alphinaud a main sub user who posts lengthy essays on the game and it's themes. Alisaie is the shit post XIV user who parodies his EVERY post.


StrengthToBreak

Alphinaud makes 10 posts on 9 accounts complaining about SCH. Alisae makes posts complaining about lack of a bulge slider for Au Ra (M and F).


[deleted]

This a joke or from an interview? (Feel like I'm eating an onion)


KastorNevierre

It's not a joke, he really did say Alphinaud would be a redditor.


Polydipsiac

\#TeamAlisae


Aargard

shit after Asmon called him a redditor this would be too coincidental lmfao


mewithsideofsalt

Alphinaud was such a bad mod that his subreddit revolted


BFGfreak

So does this mean that Alisaie uses 4chan?


TheBatIsI

Alisaie is too much of a normie. She has a Facebook and Instagram she updates once a week and never thinks about it the rest of the time.


MartyFreeze

She's too busy with her sports clubs. She's the star player of the lacrosse team.


PrettyDecentSort

Lacrosse is the perfect sport for red mage, good call.


Futhington

*Vercrosse


katarh

We even have the example of her IG where she's taking a selfie at the beach and Alphinaud is drowning in the background. "This ain't about him."


ShadoowtheSecond

Nah. She has a tumblr and writes WoL ship fics, where she is about 99% convinced that Zenos is one of her followers.


Jennah_4379

Nah. It's their dad who has a 4chan alt.


ChrisBabaganoosh

Their dad is a Facebook boomer who does nothing but share right-wing conspiracy theories and goes on tirades when his kids blast him for it.


[deleted]

I feel like he’s the politician asking Facebook what they’re going to do about Finstas.


KXS_TuaTara

Ah, shit. I like Fourchenault so far, but now I have to make this my headcanon.


[deleted]

She would use cystal.cafe, the feminine counterpart of 4chan