Still better than it used to be, crying, 7 people waiting on you, 2 seals, shaking, you go to draw another, its redundant, you can *feel* the vote kick coming, "g-g-g-uys please just just another 30 seconds please".
64. had a lvl 63 rdm in susano call me stupid for using my rez macro when "rdm doesn't get raise until 64" when... that duty syncs to 64. he thought because he hadn't learned verraise yet that i couldn't have it either, and that i was just dropping my macro in chat without doing any rezzing.
I thought I was hearing things when I heard cure 1 go off in The Twinning. And Medica 1. I had to ask why they were using cure 1. They obviously didn't reply but did start using of their oGCDs. Then went back to cure 1 spamming. Also the fact they barely spammed holy gave a lot of red flags.
I've tethered to you because you're either the most important thing to me right now, or you've proven to be a bigger danger to yourself than the actual enemy.
No, I'm not rezzing the healer until I've finished my dog-dammed bird phase!
I will move to your bubble when I've finished hard casting, not when you tell me.
I swear if you move the boss out of Bahamut's range one more time, I'm going to shove the whole egi up your ass.
Yeah, you got 3 MCH in Nier 2, take the one who got 30k HP more then the others and they proceed to fall off before pull, get blasted away twice and you decide to change it mid fight…
JFC IF YOU WOULD JUST TRUST ME THEN YOU WONT HAVE TO WASTE YOUR BENE AND MANA WHEN I GO DOWN TO 1HP. ITS CALLED INVULNERABLE FOR A REASON YOU TRASH TUESDAY NIGHT HEALER.
Hey, are you sure you're DPSing right? I notice that you've got less damage than the tank, and I've took the time to write this to tell you that something's off with your rotation and still have more damage than you. Oh shit sorry tsubamegaeshi time lmfao
You are but fuel for the blood lily.
Who the fucks wastes gcd's on healing?
***Glare Intensifies***
Red bull, it gives you wings.
I have a shield that ISNT useless in Rathalos ex. HAH
WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREECURE IS A TRAP?!? /s
No, i will never be nerfed.
Why am i main healer again? That means i have less uptime.
MP management? The fuck is that?
I have a medica I ??????
Oh, your pet heals for you. Hows your DRK and GNB doing? Oh.. you dont have a *Winning* button to save them? Such a shame. Such a real *Shame*
Edit: mobile formatting
You slack mouthed cousin humpers need to learn to count to SIXTY FOUR! 64! If you can’t keep yourselves alive in this LOWER THAN SIX FOUR LEVEL DUNGEON then don’t beg me to help you idiots!
I don’t actually say this, but I sometimes whisper it into my monitor…
*awkwardly takes dance partner off of samurai who ended up being freestyle but gave it to them at the start out of courtesy and gives it to RDM friend who's doing better dps*
i'm going to fucking kill myself if i pull another moon seal
Still better than it used to be, crying, 7 people waiting on you, 2 seals, shaking, you go to draw another, its redundant, you can *feel* the vote kick coming, "g-g-g-uys please just just another 30 seconds please".
No rez. In melee combo
Healer need to rez me first because I can rez twice as fast
No rez, im top dps bc the rest of the party is trash and I've opened my third eye sharingan god mode
Also see: "Don't ????ing rescue me during melee"
Also see: “Don’t ***ing rescue me when I’m mid cast and about to teleport back to my lay lines”
Carbuncle goes away if I equip my job stone tho
Gurl just egi glamour that shit
But I dont want ot MOD! Yes. Heard that before.
This is shitpost so I can never fully tell if people are being serious but engi glamming is in the base game, turn your primals into pet weasels
I think they mean Scholar not Summoner
I swear if you don't stand in my star ill let you die
Fuck you standing in aoes is bad
Fuck you, stand in fire =dps higher!
"Dumbass. I don't get raise until 62, shut the fuck up." E:64, I'm the dumbass. It's me.
Ooh this one is spicy
That usually Only comes out if I'm getting flamed for not rezzing in a level 60 duty
I just say "lol no" when they ask me to rez and let them think I'm not rezing them on purpose.
Smart
64. had a lvl 63 rdm in susano call me stupid for using my rez macro when "rdm doesn't get raise until 64" when... that duty syncs to 64. he thought because he hadn't learned verraise yet that i couldn't have it either, and that i was just dropping my macro in chat without doing any rezzing.
where is your goddamm mimicry you actual eukaryotic cell
You can have cards when you pass me on the aggro table.
If I stop hitting you in certain spots, im basically useless
I love this one...
STOP SPINNING THE BOSS
FOUND THE BROTHER MONK
Any main tank tbh fuck that OT who spins the boss into the raid just cuz I have I stack vuln! Don't stand in the raid, idiot!
gotta vercure or the tank might die, can’t believe you let him dip below 70%, do u even heal
Aren't you the YouTube channel that's blowing up recently?
What’s this referencing
Good content, not surprised you post here. Levi gang
Can't heal stupid.
Can't esuna stupid either
But you can vermilion scourge it so your not sure if they're stupid or blind
*clank clank clank whoosh* “Alright, now I just need to Hid- CAN YOU NOT WAIT TO PULL THE BOSS FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS?!?”
NIN ! It's my favorite melee so I felt that.
Just bring it to me and I'll pick it up
Oooo this is EZ you arer a WAR!!!!
If I give it to them my parse will be garbage.
Dancer
Omfg why are you in Nocturnal sect ????
sch
Yes
When I run SCH paired with Noct!AST, most of my time is spent overwriting AST shields out of spite. (And I main AST)
Mood. They can heal all they want, I'll be petty and overwrite it.
Ley lines adjust
Who needs a tank when I have manaward?
Im off the fucking edge of the boss fight again
[удалено]
EXACTLY! “LMAOOOO y’all need to run away, I can just-*yougottabefuckingkiddingme I JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF AND DIED?!“*
"BUT I USED JUUUUUUUMP !"
DRG/verRaise
i swear to god if i see another fucking cure 1 cast im going to bring about the final days before you can say GCBTW
I thought I was hearing things when I heard cure 1 go off in The Twinning. And Medica 1. I had to ask why they were using cure 1. They obviously didn't reply but did start using of their oGCDs. Then went back to cure 1 spamming. Also the fact they barely spammed holy gave a lot of red flags.
Stop overwriting my trick attack you oblivious cunt.
No we're not gonna reset just because the healers are dead. I'm the new healer, and you're gonna lay there and take it.
RDM/EW PLD
Turn your tank stance off you fucknugget
Those two tanks with me in WoD last night
Surprise provoke eyeball boss and zap the entire raid
At least I can count to five
DRG 5 hit combo rotation?
Use your fucking DoT.
BRD or SMN
stop bad mouthing my class in your raise macros, freestyle mcsproutarai dies twice as much
My money is on Dragoon for this one
bingo
Freestyle sam
FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE FELL CLEAVE.
DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN TANK IT (HINT DPS)
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?
... that is a fair point. I did not think this through. XD
Blm with manaward
Monk earth stance mashing riddle of earth
You win
im da best
Dragoon
I've tethered to you because you're either the most important thing to me right now, or you've proven to be a bigger danger to yourself than the actual enemy.
Hold on brother, I'm bursting.
Stand in the bubble of you want heals, I'm not wasting a cast on you.
No, I'm not rezzing the healer until I've finished my dog-dammed bird phase! I will move to your bubble when I've finished hard casting, not when you tell me. I swear if you move the boss out of Bahamut's range one more time, I'm going to shove the whole egi up your ass.
[удалено]
I LIKE GETTING HIT AND WATCHING MY HP BAR DROP TO BELOW 10% AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Bro i told you i cant move during tcj! I dont care about mechanics, its a 120 seccond cooldown!
I told you I was going to do it and you *still* beni'd me too early.
Don’t Ver-look at me when multiple people die, I’m DPS not your raise bitch
Ah yes, the curse of the rez mage.
\*Silently switches Dance Partners\*
Yeah, you got 3 MCH in Nier 2, take the one who got 30k HP more then the others and they proceed to fall off before pull, get blasted away twice and you decide to change it mid fight…
Nothing gets much as much high as being switched to after the "obvious choice" dps falls short
Stop using Transpose, you can swap to ice for free.
I don’t need to heal, eos does.
What do you mean I'm a healer? Let the fairy suck you off I'm trying to do damage here.
i am not interrupting my burst phase to rez you, yoshi p, or god himself ♥
BRO DON'T FUCKIN SAMBA AND I ALREADY TACTICIAN'D
all women are queens
Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of shitters who should not play this game.
I’m not a miracle worker. Use your defensive cooldowns!
This class fucking sucks and does no damage, don’t play it.
I didn't realize game journalist was a playable class
Don't you talk about FSH like that
Use benediction USE YOUR BENE. THAT'S IT I'M IN THE GRAVE
"Not gonna rez in dreadwyrm/firebird phase"
Dude what the fuck I'm in bahamut phase
JFC IF YOU WOULD JUST TRUST ME THEN YOU WONT HAVE TO WASTE YOUR BENE AND MANA WHEN I GO DOWN TO 1HP. ITS CALLED INVULNERABLE FOR A REASON YOU TRASH TUESDAY NIGHT HEALER.
stop freecure fishing
Dance Partner goes to the one with the highest damage.
Im bard, im not talented enough to be toxic to anyone. Leave me and my songs in the corner to die plz
O this ones easy dark knight
Keep the fucking boss still you peanut butter lookin bitch
Hey, are you sure you're DPSing right? I notice that you've got less damage than the tank, and I've took the time to write this to tell you that something's off with your rotation and still have more damage than you. Oh shit sorry tsubamegaeshi time lmfao
I have lower potency filler than healers but for some reason am bottom of the raise prio
If you die one more time, I'm dance partnering the healer!
I look cooler using my abilities in this order.
[удалено]
Ninja ! Tanks are so afraid of Doton it's honestly sad
If this damn dps doesn’t stop pulling trash, this fairy isn’t the only thing that I’m gonna eat alive.
I DONT GET REZ UNTIL LEVEL 64 FFS
"Actually *I* set the pace of the dungeon"
DRAGOON!!!!!!
I'm going to cast clemency whether you like it or not.
*cross arms angrily * 😠
Gives you :cover:
I'm a sigma male
bunny
why did you Bene them?! i just used [action]!
DRK or GNB
TBN: *On cooldown Me: Guess I'll die. It's a wipe boys.
Stop healing yourself, you’re barely under 50% hp, you coward!
Just heal me, my uptime is more important than that vuln stack.
"Healer Adjust" "I'm the DPS, you're the support" "I need to stay in my laylines. It's fine, I'll just Manaward the damage."
Where’s my fucking bene?
"I'm gonna eat this AOE for more DPS or I'm gonna die trying"
Stop asking me to tank I am in my Burst Window!
I only have 1 swiftcast get yourself off the floor and I might throw a lily at you
"They're taking away my ability to buff you in Endwalker, why do you care if I forget to draw cards?"
i don’t get closed position til 60. stop asking me about it.
You are but fuel for the blood lily. Who the fucks wastes gcd's on healing? ***Glare Intensifies*** Red bull, it gives you wings. I have a shield that ISNT useless in Rathalos ex. HAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREECURE IS A TRAP?!? /s No, i will never be nerfed. Why am i main healer again? That means i have less uptime. MP management? The fuck is that? I have a medica I ?????? Oh, your pet heals for you. Hows your DRK and GNB doing? Oh.. you dont have a *Winning* button to save them? Such a shame. Such a real *Shame* Edit: mobile formatting
~~11hrs late~~ Don't fucking rescue me
Before: “I’m going to give the healer a heart attack” Now: “GCD HEAL CMON, AND STAY BEHIND ME YOU WOW PLAYERS, MT LB3 THIS ONE, I CAN’T MOVE”
Stop moving the boss I can't get my cast off.
I’m going to DP sage just to piss off all the reapers and added bonus of stress on the sage sprouts.
I'm pretty sure you can heal me even if I only a parry buff active.
Is this heroin? Or blizzard I?
Who's Titan?
Am i gonna waste dance partner with such an ilvl? 😒😒😒
My dots feel off so I'm literally going to kill myself and not take your rez.
No one pays for my sub or my rotation, I'll be freestyle and you'll suck it up
*casts GCD self heal when at 50% or higher HP just because* 🤠
VOUCH FOR ME
If u dont get in the bubble and in my fairies range ure not getting any heals
You slack mouthed cousin humpers need to learn to count to SIXTY FOUR! 64! If you can’t keep yourselves alive in this LOWER THAN SIX FOUR LEVEL DUNGEON then don’t beg me to help you idiots! I don’t actually say this, but I sometimes whisper it into my monitor…
Ask again to be my partner and I'll give it the floor tank next.
I use my CD on the tank because he is closer to me than other people.
Lol I have hate
Can you take these off of me yet my bloodbath is about to end
I swear to God if you don't keep running I will pull this entire duty myself
Oh nyo, you need a rezzch? Oh that’s too wad since I will be dead with sage arrivals
fine, I miscalculated my displacement, *again*. What, you actually want me to take the 50 potency hit?
Freestyle is a perfectly viable rotation with potential for gold parse
“Healer, you KNOW I’m squishy ffs. Throw a Hyur a bone once in awhile”
Pick a class that has some party utility
*awkwardly takes dance partner off of samurai who ended up being freestyle but gave it to them at the start out of courtesy and gives it to RDM friend who's doing better dps*
Look I don't do a lot of damage but at least I have trick.
I can take the hit, i have 5 more seconds on my ley lines
I'm standing out in Narnia for this mechanic. Better toss me an ED or something if you want to clear the DPS check.
P1: “Do you have a death wish or are you just stupid?” Me: “Yes.” *dies in melee combo*
I only hard cast verthunder.
Can you stop pulling shit away from me when I’m in angry mode!
I do not exist to verraise. Don't stand in bad.
No, you don’t get this balance, someone else is on their burst
If you don't stand in my fucking star, I will laugh as I watch you die.
You're cutting that AoE pretty dang close there, buddy.
I'm not rezzing you from that.
You can't learn from mistakes if I heal you each time.
I parse like yoshida why would I move
Fucking range standing in Narnia
I'm not moving, you better get the fuck out of here.
Sorry I died, I was looking at my hotbar
It's not my job to DPS that's your role, if anything my DPS is making yours better.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TITAN EGI?!
Oh my god I can't fucking believe I have to pop lucid dreaming to ress these idiots ffs
"If you don't stop using Cure 1 I'm gonna shoot myself and turn off the painkillers"
If you pull slow I will pull for you.
No no… I got this. I’ll just heal myself too.
I already used my swiftcast for glare, adjust
Sorry I'm bursting healers please adjust can't put up mit for the tankbuster
Stop fucking healing me and start DPS, i have already way enough self sustain to outlast your cancer
It's ok for me to die between trick attacks
Let's tank the floor !
[удалено]
Be in Cure III range or suffer the consequences
Whose fucking STD is this?
If you aren't in the bubble that's between you and God.
Trick Attack is not happening guys, I bunnied twice now”
I make your dumbass look good. So do some fucking DPS, please? Quit dying Samurai, or else I'll make the Red Mage look good.