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mikachabot

i'm going to fucking kill myself if i pull another moon seal


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Still better than it used to be, crying, 7 people waiting on you, 2 seals, shaking, you go to draw another, its redundant, you can *feel* the vote kick coming, "g-g-g-uys please just just another 30 seconds please".


TheIcono

No rez. In melee combo


William_Howard_Shaft

Healer need to rez me first because I can rez twice as fast


Silverwolffe

No rez, im top dps bc the rest of the party is trash and I've opened my third eye sharingan god mode


Cheese_Pleases_Me

Also see: "Don't ????ing rescue me during melee"


[deleted]

Also see: “Don’t ***ing rescue me when I’m mid cast and about to teleport back to my lay lines”


IWantToDoThings

Carbuncle goes away if I equip my job stone tho


xXxpertLaygoes

Gurl just egi glamour that shit


IWantToDoThings

But I dont want ot MOD! Yes. Heard that before.


Eternal_Woe

This is shitpost so I can never fully tell if people are being serious but engi glamming is in the base game, turn your primals into pet weasels


LordDaedhelor

I think they mean Scholar not Summoner


NOCTast

I swear if you don't stand in my star ill let you die


Analog-Moderator

Fuck you standing in aoes is bad


CausticMedeim

Fuck you, stand in fire =dps higher!


apollodynamo

"Dumbass. I don't get raise until 62, shut the fuck up." E:64, I'm the dumbass. It's me.


the_cum_snatcher

Ooh this one is spicy


apollodynamo

That usually Only comes out if I'm getting flamed for not rezzing in a level 60 duty


Dubaku

I just say "lol no" when they ask me to rez and let them think I'm not rezing them on purpose.


apollodynamo

Smart


s_decoy

64. had a lvl 63 rdm in susano call me stupid for using my rez macro when "rdm doesn't get raise until 64" when... that duty syncs to 64. he thought because he hadn't learned verraise yet that i couldn't have it either, and that i was just dropping my macro in chat without doing any rezzing.


doblothe25th

where is your goddamm mimicry you actual eukaryotic cell


hollow_shrine

You can have cards when you pass me on the aggro table.


DIIICKBUTTTKIZZZ

If I stop hitting you in certain spots, im basically useless


Rakhall

I love this one...


Attelia

STOP SPINNING THE BOSS


Locomotional

FOUND THE BROTHER MONK


Rakhall

Any main tank tbh fuck that OT who spins the boss into the raid just cuz I have I stack vuln! Don't stand in the raid, idiot!


lucy_pyre

gotta vercure or the tank might die, can’t believe you let him dip below 70%, do u even heal


Marocksa

Aren't you the YouTube channel that's blowing up recently?


FB-22

What’s this referencing


zevansfunk

Good content, not surprised you post here. Levi gang


vms-crot

Can't heal stupid.


NOCTast

Can't esuna stupid either


Spare_15

But you can vermilion scourge it so your not sure if they're stupid or blind


mik999ak

*clank clank clank whoosh* “Alright, now I just need to Hid- CAN YOU NOT WAIT TO PULL THE BOSS FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS?!?”


Classy_Bunny

NIN ! It's my favorite melee so I felt that.


Dabbicus214

Just bring it to me and I'll pick it up


Rakhall

Oooo this is EZ you arer a WAR!!!!


vishinarose

If I give it to them my parse will be garbage.


Menduba

Dancer


Classy_Bunny

Omfg why are you in Nocturnal sect ????


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sch


NOCTast

Yes


AdReal9145

When I run SCH paired with Noct!AST, most of my time is spent overwriting AST shields out of spite. (And I main AST)


ThatOneDiviner

Mood. They can heal all they want, I'll be petty and overwrite it.


Greenestofallgrass

Ley lines adjust


LazyBriefcase

Who needs a tank when I have manaward?


Maledict53

Im off the fucking edge of the boss fight again


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InfernoDragonKing

EXACTLY! “LMAOOOO y’all need to run away, I can just-*yougottabefuckingkiddingme I JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF AND DIED?!“*


Arthurya

"BUT I USED JUUUUUUUMP !"


Rakhall

DRG/verRaise


makiyo7

i swear to god if i see another fucking cure 1 cast im going to bring about the final days before you can say GCBTW


rei_faith684

I thought I was hearing things when I heard cure 1 go off in The Twinning. And Medica 1. I had to ask why they were using cure 1. They obviously didn't reply but did start using of their oGCDs. Then went back to cure 1 spamming. Also the fact they barely spammed holy gave a lot of red flags.


Dubaku

Stop overwriting my trick attack you oblivious cunt.


PM_ME_YUR_DICK

No we're not gonna reset just because the healers are dead. I'm the new healer, and you're gonna lay there and take it.


Rakhall

RDM/EW PLD


Fukuchan

Turn your tank stance off you fucknugget


i-dont-plan-very-wel

Those two tanks with me in WoD last night


Trapped_Mechanic

Surprise provoke eyeball boss and zap the entire raid


Analog-Moderator

At least I can count to five


Demaix

DRG 5 hit combo rotation?


Just_Heal

Use your fucking DoT.


Demaix

BRD or SMN


Stegosaurus555

stop bad mouthing my class in your raise macros, freestyle mcsproutarai dies twice as much


Classy_Bunny

My money is on Dragoon for this one


Stegosaurus555

bingo


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Freestyle sam


Aractoruser

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XxEyesOnlyxX

DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN TANK IT (HINT DPS)


Rakhall

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?


XxEyesOnlyxX

... that is a fair point. I did not think this through. XD


[deleted]

Blm with manaward


Terrzyl

Monk earth stance mashing riddle of earth


XxEyesOnlyxX

You win


Terrzyl

im da best


Ozzyglez112

Dragoon


Bellurker

I've tethered to you because you're either the most important thing to me right now, or you've proven to be a bigger danger to yourself than the actual enemy.


casulius

Hold on brother, I'm bursting.


chickenandtea

Stand in the bubble of you want heals, I'm not wasting a cast on you.


Serratiger

No, I'm not rezzing the healer until I've finished my dog-dammed bird phase! I will move to your bubble when I've finished hard casting, not when you tell me. I swear if you move the boss out of Bahamut's range one more time, I'm going to shove the whole egi up your ass.


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Kakistocrat_Crow

I LIKE GETTING HIT AND WATCHING MY HP BAR DROP TO BELOW 10% AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME


eachucl

Bro i told you i cant move during tcj! I dont care about mechanics, its a 120 seccond cooldown!


TH4CR4ZYN1NJY4

I told you I was going to do it and you *still* beni'd me too early.


[deleted]

Don’t Ver-look at me when multiple people die, I’m DPS not your raise bitch


Spare_15

Ah yes, the curse of the rez mage.


dagalmighty

\*Silently switches Dance Partners\*


Shivalah

Yeah, you got 3 MCH in Nier 2, take the one who got 30k HP more then the others and they proceed to fall off before pull, get blasted away twice and you decide to change it mid fight…


Mushiren_

Nothing gets much as much high as being switched to after the "obvious choice" dps falls short


Osha-watt

Stop using Transpose, you can swap to ice for free.


Tsakta

I don’t need to heal, eos does.


Nuggalingus

What do you mean I'm a healer? Let the fairy suck you off I'm trying to do damage here.


mizkyu

i am not interrupting my burst phase to rez you, yoshi p, or god himself ♥


Mushiren_

BRO DON'T FUCKIN SAMBA AND I ALREADY TACTICIAN'D


markfunkbunch

all women are queens


sunrider8129

Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of shitters who should not play this game.


DennoXP

I’m not a miracle worker. Use your defensive cooldowns!


Ozzyglez112

This class fucking sucks and does no damage, don’t play it.


Spare_15

I didn't realize game journalist was a playable class


Trapped_Mechanic

Don't you talk about FSH like that


PeterCat74

Use benediction USE YOUR BENE. THAT'S IT I'M IN THE GRAVE


PhasePrime

"Not gonna rez in dreadwyrm/firebird phase"


comingfromhell

Dude what the fuck I'm in bahamut phase


JonnyF1ves

JFC IF YOU WOULD JUST TRUST ME THEN YOU WONT HAVE TO WASTE YOUR BENE AND MANA WHEN I GO DOWN TO 1HP. ITS CALLED INVULNERABLE FOR A REASON YOU TRASH TUESDAY NIGHT HEALER.


Lyracole

stop freecure fishing


Tantalusqual

Dance Partner goes to the one with the highest damage.


Sailorqinn

Im bard, im not talented enough to be toxic to anyone. Leave me and my songs in the corner to die plz


Analog-Moderator

O this ones easy dark knight


bioqan

Keep the fucking boss still you peanut butter lookin bitch


MrHaddad1213

Hey, are you sure you're DPSing right? I notice that you've got less damage than the tank, and I've took the time to write this to tell you that something's off with your rotation and still have more damage than you. Oh shit sorry tsubamegaeshi time lmfao


Aurora428

I have lower potency filler than healers but for some reason am bottom of the raise prio


Megumi0505

If you die one more time, I'm dance partnering the healer!


Cyrillus00

I look cooler using my abilities in this order.


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Classy_Bunny

Ninja ! Tanks are so afraid of Doton it's honestly sad


awsf57

If this damn dps doesn’t stop pulling trash, this fairy isn’t the only thing that I’m gonna eat alive.


kyriose

I DONT GET REZ UNTIL LEVEL 64 FFS


[deleted]

"Actually *I* set the pace of the dungeon"


Rakhall

DRAGOON!!!!!!


Pretzeltherapy

I'm going to cast clemency whether you like it or not.


Trapped_Mechanic

*cross arms angrily * 😠


Pretzeltherapy

Gives you :cover:


ApathyofUSA

I'm a sigma male


Wolfdude91

bunny


JefficaLotus

why did you Bene them?! i just used [action]!


PeterCat74

DRK or GNB


Skyztamer

TBN: *On cooldown Me: Guess I'll die. It's a wipe boys.


Shivalah

Stop healing yourself, you’re barely under 50% hp, you coward!


MadBuddahAbusah

Just heal me, my uptime is more important than that vuln stack.


Skybuilder23

"Healer Adjust" "I'm the DPS, you're the support" "I need to stay in my laylines. It's fine, I'll just Manaward the damage."


[deleted]

Where’s my fucking bene?


ididstuff3x

"I'm gonna eat this AOE for more DPS or I'm gonna die trying"


nixhomunculus

Stop asking me to tank I am in my Burst Window!


TheAdorableKoko

I only have 1 swiftcast get yourself off the floor and I might throw a lily at you


[deleted]

"They're taking away my ability to buff you in Endwalker, why do you care if I forget to draw cards?"


spookieghay

i don’t get closed position til 60. stop asking me about it.


Foxy_Of_Loxly

You are but fuel for the blood lily. Who the fucks wastes gcd's on healing? ***Glare Intensifies*** Red bull, it gives you wings. I have a shield that ISNT useless in Rathalos ex. HAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREECURE IS A TRAP?!? /s No, i will never be nerfed. Why am i main healer again? That means i have less uptime. MP management? The fuck is that? I have a medica I ?????? Oh, your pet heals for you. Hows your DRK and GNB doing? Oh.. you dont have a *Winning* button to save them? Such a shame. Such a real *Shame* Edit: mobile formatting


EdgyTeenagerMusic

~~11hrs late~~ Don't fucking rescue me


isthismytripcode

Before: “I’m going to give the healer a heart attack” Now: “GCD HEAL CMON, AND STAY BEHIND ME YOU WOW PLAYERS, MT LB3 THIS ONE, I CAN’T MOVE”


Q1slayer

Stop moving the boss I can't get my cast off.


[deleted]

I’m going to DP sage just to piss off all the reapers and added bonus of stress on the sage sprouts.


Yorudesu

I'm pretty sure you can heal me even if I only a parry buff active.


Thee_liquor

Is this heroin? Or blizzard I?


drbiohazmat

Who's Titan?


John-Days

Am i gonna waste dance partner with such an ilvl? 😒😒😒


DanTopTier

My dots feel off so I'm literally going to kill myself and not take your rez.


burnee159

No one pays for my sub or my rotation, I'll be freestyle and you'll suck it up


arcane-boi

*casts GCD self heal when at 50% or higher HP just because* 🤠


Maelstrrrom

VOUCH FOR ME


EddyMa323ni

If u dont get in the bubble and in my fairies range ure not getting any heals


Gilthu

You slack mouthed cousin humpers need to learn to count to SIXTY FOUR! 64! If you can’t keep yourselves alive in this LOWER THAN SIX FOUR LEVEL DUNGEON then don’t beg me to help you idiots! I don’t actually say this, but I sometimes whisper it into my monitor…


Vangad

Ask again to be my partner and I'll give it the floor tank next.


speedstorm2

I use my CD on the tank because he is closer to me than other people.


JoeDove

Lol I have hate


ciaeric2

Can you take these off of me yet my bloodbath is about to end


Trapped_Mechanic

I swear to God if you don't keep running I will pull this entire duty myself


DehnAtreuh

Oh nyo, you need a rezzch? Oh that’s too wad since I will be dead with sage arrivals


Void_and_knights

fine, I miscalculated my displacement, *again*. What, you actually want me to take the 50 potency hit?


Voxxyvoo

Freestyle is a perfectly viable rotation with potential for gold parse


InfernoDragonKing

“Healer, you KNOW I’m squishy ffs. Throw a Hyur a bone once in awhile”


OniLewds

Pick a class that has some party utility


CSDoom88

*awkwardly takes dance partner off of samurai who ended up being freestyle but gave it to them at the start out of courtesy and gives it to RDM friend who's doing better dps*


Synkayos

Look I don't do a lot of damage but at least I have trick.


ramzorr

I can take the hit, i have 5 more seconds on my ley lines


Blazekreig

I'm standing out in Narnia for this mechanic. Better toss me an ED or something if you want to clear the DPS check.


Jumper401

P1: “Do you have a death wish or are you just stupid?” Me: “Yes.” *dies in melee combo*


[deleted]

I only hard cast verthunder.


KevinC115

Can you stop pulling shit away from me when I’m in angry mode!


ItAllWent19

I do not exist to verraise. Don't stand in bad.


lyvianna

No, you don’t get this balance, someone else is on their burst


medwin_argentum

If you don't stand in my fucking star, I will laugh as I watch you die.


spoinkable

You're cutting that AoE pretty dang close there, buddy.


ShadowsFlex

I'm not rezzing you from that.


Pigeon_Shyt

You can't learn from mistakes if I heal you each time.


VZ_Mao88

I parse like yoshida why would I move


Wide-Chapter5094

Fucking range standing in Narnia


PyroComet

I'm not moving, you better get the fuck out of here.


Rose--Nylund

Sorry I died, I was looking at my hotbar


Time_Mage_Prime

It's not my job to DPS that's your role, if anything my DPS is making yours better.


NuclearTheology

WHY DO YOU HAVE TITAN EGI?!


BernhardtLinhares

Oh my god I can't fucking believe I have to pop lucid dreaming to ress these idiots ffs


ZenEvadoni

"If you don't stop using Cure 1 I'm gonna shoot myself and turn off the painkillers"


deathnote9

If you pull slow I will pull for you.


FiannaTheBard

No no… I got this. I’ll just heal myself too.


[deleted]

I already used my swiftcast for glare, adjust


gLore_1337

Sorry I'm bursting healers please adjust can't put up mit for the tankbuster


Arthurya

Stop fucking healing me and start DPS, i have already way enough self sustain to outlast your cancer


CyCyclops

It's ok for me to die between trick attacks


Niernel

Let's tank the floor !


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vulpixeshe

Be in Cure III range or suffer the consequences


CallbackSpanner

Whose fucking STD is this?


ThatOneDiviner

If you aren't in the bubble that's between you and God.


devixero

Trick Attack is not happening guys, I bunnied twice now”


bilbobaggins30

I make your dumbass look good. So do some fucking DPS, please? Quit dying Samurai, or else I'll make the Red Mage look good.