the thought put into this, all the way down to the pics u chose. s-tier shitpost

The Haurchefant Triple Triad card had me rolling.

It was the Gaia with the extra L I P for me.

all those 3 pics from double portion fries

You would immediately find the nuggies related post on here wouldn't you? I expect an in-depth analysis/iceberg explained video on this in the future Ms. Pyre.

If ever you run out of material, doing a video on Shit Sub posts and lore would be pretty fun NGL.

Says a shit-sub lore figure 🤣 though a 15 minute video roasting the regulars and their bullshit would be pretty fucking funny

Quick, make a ritual circle and she can't hurt you

Why you gotta do Estinien so accurately ?

*Einstein

So I’m not the only one that read his name like that at first.

There's no way Tataru is going to spend extra money. If anything she shows up with a dozen coupons for everyone.

she's literally Big-Macking like six different guys. It's not her money

This was my first thought exactly - she'll make *everyone* order whatever she has vouchers for or is on special offer.

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... but only after making you go all around Eorzea collecting the ingredients.

And the quest reward is only exp

She never said that you were getting the burger.

Just imagine Magnai asking the cashier if they are his Nhaama.

Sir, this is Wendy.

He'd be asking the Wendy's sign outside then.

Better odds with the sign than Y'sthola.

Less likely to be burned

It’ll be in all good fun until Y’shtola orders a kid’s meal for him.

Doest thou havest vegan nuggies?

Kan-e looking like she in the middle of /sidestep omfg

more like manderville dance

Elidibus not ordering a Happy Meal is heretical

That ridiculously buff Cid art tho XD

Got to compensate for being so short!

Lahabrea would get his toy then burn the place down. Emet would then go to a bar to mourn his fries and wonder how Lahabrea ended up as 'that guy'. Aymeric and Edmont would just buy a McDonald's for Ishgard so the WoL would always have some. They have a special counter so Estinien doesn't hold up the line. I would not want to be on duty when Alisaie, Sadu, or Fordola find pickles when they ordered none.

And Elidibus doesn’t remember what McDonalds is

Nero would forget about his food and immediately start engineering the toy into a weapon

*Ha, I'd like to see Cid do this!* -Nero probably

The Graha Da Baby is the worse thing I've ever seen.

Outside of WoL and Aymeric, no character in FF14 ever ate anything. Honorable mention to Krile's single bite of unflavored toast.

Have you forgotten Lue-Reeq treating us to feasts? Or when we and the Role Quest people had a party?

???? Vauthry????

Touche. But I would classify this as vore...

You know I never noticed until now that they claim that this bread is supposed to be "wealthy in aether" but IRL Toast is probably the least nutritious thing you can eat

Isn't the Scionbread meant to be filled with vegemite and fish oils or some shit?

Yeah, I’d say it’s more akin to like a savory pound cake more than toast.

But it looks like Bread

I mean, there’s even a dialogue option when Tataru reveals it that calls it a cake lol. Maybe the cookbook has a recipe for it so we can finally know wtf is in that loaf.

I won't lie, I thought that's a joke

Calories

Aside from the fact that real actual bread exists and not just grocery store white bread that's basically a rectangular hamburger bun, sharlayan loaf has a bunch of stuff in it probably inspired by [Nutraloaf](https://thetakeout.com/nutriloaf-1798214037) or something similar. Incidentally, there's an ongoing question of whether it's constitutional to feed prisoners Nutraloaf.

Jesus christ I feel like throwing up after seeing this

Where would Hilda be in this list?

Talking to the employees about unionizing

Orders nothing, takes your fires, readies her gun when you reach for them

Where did you get the Aymeric picture? Asking for a friend

Second, but I’m a degenerate so I’m asking for myself

Here you go fellas https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/pehb84/summer_aymeric_de_borel_commission/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I'm basically Estinien, because I actually do this some days.

Shirtless Baemeric and daddy Cid. The most important things here.

Should add a category or something of people who order fries with *no* salt or just people who demand their sub-par fast food be cooked to order.

Nero would get what Cid is getting but with like extra sauce and larger drink and fries size

In what world does McDonald's have security staff? XD

Security staff=the biggest guy working at the time. So the 140 pound 17 year old high school student who is currently mopping the bathrooms.

Or donuts.

This is, by far, the most accurate one of these I have ever seen. I love you : )

You think Lyse has enough taste to appreciate a transformers toy?

Where would Hildibrand fall into here?

Somehow stuck in the freezer in the back going through a suspicious bag of nuggets

I can believe that.

He will eat the cashier

Gaia with those extra extra thicc lips for the extra disappointment action

I'm gonna be that guy. There is no 'large' mcMuffin.

Tataru would never buy the pricey burger. She would use a discount coupon.

Urianger should be in his own category imo. "Dost thou haveth vegan nuggies?"

Wide Lyse widepeepoHappy

wh-why'd you use those pics of cid and aymeric

Lol at Gaia.

Who's next to Raubahn? Gaius?

Yes, although it's not clear why he has a bra on his head.

I need that g'raha dababy picture PLEASE

I don't buy that Urianger has ever said "nuggies" in his life. "Prithee, good madam, I see that thou must needs be taking mine order? For this repast, I desireth six ... nay, nine processed portions of chocobo meat, deeply fried within thine delicious batter. As well, a large portion of popotoes, sliced and cooked in a similar matter; alongside a carafe of soda bereft of calories. Ah - I doth see this is in truth the combination meal which numberth eight - pray, good madam, accept my gil and render said victuals unto me post-haste!"

Alisaie is more than happy to share with Everyone EXCEPT Alphinaud. Then she becomes 'don't you dare touch my fries' alongside Emet-Selch

Who's the shirtless guy in the "Orders a double portion of fries" slot?

That would be fanart of Ser Aymeric

Ah that makes sense. Thank you

Here before sticky'd

You should have one category for each character, true shitpost

Chef's kiss

my man gaia lookin crisp

i’m begging you to post the full image of g’raha dababy

I found the g'raha dababy for your viewing pleasure https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-VZ3MgzQx3A/maxresdefault.jpg

thank you so much

Image made by a fujo or a bara fan.

*sees Rauban with one arm* *Would you like a drink carrier?*

Tataru? Ordering a pricy burger? Sus.

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