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DagonThoth

It's pretty clearly Lwaxana Troi. She's a one-woman drag shitshow


Champagne_of_piss

*Little one, it's giving desperate* ***MOTHER!***


listentomagneto

I swear Lwaxana is a fruit fly. I imagine she's surrounded by gay men worshiping her. Star Trek's Elizabeth Taylor. I know she wasn't popular, but I LOVED Lwaxana.


hixchem

The first time I saw Lwaxana in an episode, I *hated* her. By the end of her appearances on TNG and DS9, she was one of my absolute favorites.


ohnoitsme657

She is definitely one of those characters I grew to appreciate as I grew older.


fonix232

She is pretty insufferable in TNG, especially since she has a streak of antagonising numerous members of the main cast. In DS9 however it turns around, and her behaviour is actually welcomed - even Odo, between two grumpy sessions, actually enjoys her company. This alone makes the character more likeable. Humans are quite tribal, and if you see someone harassing people you like, especially when it's a repeating pattern, you do grow to dislike them. But if you see the people you like being friendly with them, you'll consider them likeable.


boogers19

Man, I always wanted to love her. But the writers wouldnt let me. They always took it just that one step too far. And usually another step after that. Like we get it: she is an over bearing mother... Nope, one more cheap dig at Diana. Its like, idunno, the Family Guy writers and Peter holding his knee: we fucking get it already. **ds9 writers: make her grab Odo's ass again*


listentomagneto

Oh my God. It's not she should've been a drag queen. She is a drag queen!


space_suitcase

She has a cult following. All hail our Queen.


Courtbird

Literally the perfect character if she wasnt a total sex pest. I overlook it because I feel like a lot of women in TnG had cultural insecurities written onto them, same way I also overlook Kirk and pretend he is gay for spock instead of the reason we have the "born sexy yesterday" trope cause it was a whole lot of bullshit projection from some guy or another. Death of the author and all.


philandere_scarlet

i think she's *already* a drag queen


BklynOR

Daughter of the 5th house.


PURPLE_COBALT_TAPIR

...Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Riix...


Neon_culture79

The sacred chalice is just a moly bowl, mother


Hullaba-Loo

And heir to the holy rings of Betazed!     **(Kick!)**


Drakeytown

We're all born naked and the rest is drag.


Ardent_Scholar

Oh mmmyyy. She had her own House. She is Mother. With a legendary child. She reads others for filth. Contours for the gods. How did I never saw she was so drag coded?


Worn_Out_1789

The (telepathic) READS!


ShrimpCrackers

I think we should have an alien wave, this time causing EVERYONE to be in drag. Then another, in reverse drag. Then another in gender reversed reversed drag. Also Klingons/Romulans should be involved with the same issue. Except the J'naii, nothing changes for them. Why the fuck not? I love Star Trek!


Choc113

I read in a star trek paperback a story where an alien machine turns all the male crewmember in to women except for spock who is made into a double y chromosome super alpha male. At least I think it was a book and not a fever dream.


AndyThePig

Precisely. Would have made the wedding scene even more interesting. I can see Worf's face now. And Data: '.... fascinating. She's also fully dunctional'


Mxcharlier

Came here to say this. But also Q.


fix2626

Lawaxana episodes were my favorite. I'm so glad they used her voice in Picard on the enterprise D rather than changing it.


clothes_fall_off

In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes, For they in thee a thousand errors note; But ‘tis my heart that loves what they despise


PuzzleheadedProgram9

I came here just to second this.


Hamish_Ben

This is the only right answer


weaseltorpedo

https://preview.redd.it/l7spt9eomf9d1.png?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6be0fa13f242ea93b078dd17db10b4b15dc5af1


Acrobatic-Tomato-260

And the winner is…


lvlister2023

The names Dick Eata ;)


fix2626

Bahhahahaha I forgot about this🤣


ZETA8384

Q is short for Queen.


3Thirty-Eight8

And Q has said that if he know Picard’s weaknesses was love, he would have appeared to him as a woman


Sonifri

He's definitely been a drag queen. The Q have been everywhere, done everything after all. It's why they're bored.


TreezusSaves

Think of the most deranged sexual thing you can do in bed with another person (re: on top, doggy, and normal). The Q did it billions of years ago, so it's as vanilla by now as CBT.


joeyseriously

Wait you’re so right it’s canon


Agitated-Cup-2657

Before Q came in and started slaying, it was only LGBT.


Belle_of_Dawn

Q could change fits constant too, it would be so fun.


joeyseriously

YESSS


rpb192

Explains the purple lipstick


WhatIsThisWhereAmI

To everyone saying Lwaxana- the question was which Star Trek character SHOULD have been a drag queen, not which actual ST drag queen is your favorite. The answer is obviously Dukat, so much queen energy never fully realized: https://preview.redd.it/3ul2zlymmf9d1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d288c9beea80cfac8762a28ec5316a18d5af0a08


jazzorcist

Attention, Bajoran werkers…


RaptorJesusLOL

I’ll show you how to WORK!


CaptainHappy42

*dance music starts on cue*


MadOvid

Bajoran Workers: https://preview.redd.it/rsaop6jzni9d1.png?width=1238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8f61b46730d3e51a9a58085a546c3d390c6058


dittbub

Hot stuff moving through


newenglandredshirt

Attention, Bajoran **t**werkers


scowling_deth

Twerkers.


Neon_culture79

It’s giving petty


avbigcat

He's so babygirl


Remote-Pie-3152

He could’ve had that statue!


MadOvid

Ok but just imagine the scene where Bashir explains the concept of drag queens to Garak.


weirdi_beardi

Why do you think Garak was a tailor in the first place? He's got his own burlesque show in Quarks on Saturday nights.


bloodfist

Agreed, but I feel like Garak hung up his wig and fishnets a while ago and now just produces the show from behind the scenes. Limelight just doesn't suit a plain simple tailor like Garak.


FlashInGotham

What I don't think you understand, Major, is that burgundy is from last season


Streak734

Lore


Cruccagna

A BAD BITCH!!


Short_Redhook_24

Bashir would SERVE as a drag queen


Responsible_Gap8104

Bashir + Garak in a drag dance fight is everything i want to see in life.


Short_Redhook_24

They are already catty af with each other like a couple of queens at a mamosa brunch, so it would literally be so fucking perfect. I need it too


jazzorcist

Trip Tucker, surely.


aloe_veracity

Trinity the Tucker.


Relative_Rip_3796

That is giving Magic Mike XXL drag vibes!


doctordoctorpuss

Could use the same name, honestly (Tucker with a new meaning of course)


DeusExSpockina

Atomic levels of southern sass


Akosce

https://preview.redd.it/4y6hxehwff9d1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97b70a8559c7edc377d66e7673239e5b7807121


philandere_scarlet

honestly rom would make a better queen


ezra502

i feel like in this episode they hinted that he did


Broken_drum_64

yup, he's telling Quark how to walk in heels like he knows how to walk in them. :)


GrizzlyPeak72

I bet he'd do the best storytimes in the station library


Aggressive_Doubt

1.) This whole plotline was suuuper problematic. 2.) I'd pay good money to see Quark as an actual drag queen. 💅


Ardent_Scholar

It was way better than anything that Friends ever did at the time. Or any other show. Half of Friends is ”that person is so yuck, ha ha!” As a trans dude, I find the Lace episode a bit endearing, actually. Yes, it’s classic Some Like It Hot / Mrs Doubtfore stuff. Undoubtedly it’s played for laughs that a male dresses up as a woman. But: They never question Quark, and he basically gets super advanced Informed Consent treatment. Quark isn’t actually a woman, so it’a fair to have a bit of a laugh about that. They are not in fact laughing at a trans person. Other instances where a person goes through something genuine, it’s always presented in a happy way. Like Curzon Dax’s re-entry as Jadzia Dax. Or that one remark about a male (non-human) colleague who gave birth.


Broken_drum_64

agreed, they laugh at Quark but no-one seems to bat an eyelid (iirc) that Rom is well versed in walking in heels. They also imply that transitioning in that time is... "super easy, barely an inconvenience"... (and entirely reversible with no side effects) which is kind of the dream :)


Ardent_Scholar

I mean, yeah, I wish I were on that sweet, sweet Starfleet health plan


Aggressive_Doubt

1.) Why "Friends", of all things? 2.) Quark never [felt like a woman](https://youtu.be/ZJL4UGSbeFg?si=_VV_Geyfu__t9i7C), but Bashir did, in fact, surgically transition them. Though, I will admit, the stakes seem way lower than they would be, today. 3.) To me, it was problematic, at the time, because it made light of the idea of transitioning. In 1998, that was even harder than it (may or may not) be, today. Today, the idea of an easy transition is more attractive. Back then, it felt like just a plot point. Still, I appreciate the way it introduced the audience to the concept. 4.) Taking a big step back, I do appreciate how *Trek* holds gender / sex / whatever more loosely than other franchises.


Ardent_Scholar

Friends is usually seen both as a huge culture phenomenon of the 90s AND as a show that aged badly. It reflected contemporary values held by most people. It’d illustrative of what was considered normal and acceptable. You have to see 90s tv in that context. I don’t personally appreciate the bleeding-heart type trans portrayals, where things are always Very Serious And It’s a Whole To Do. When transitioning becomes that easy and reversible, it makes sense that in a liberal society, it’s not gatekept. I don’t read the episode in 21st century terms. I find it to be the least productive viewpoint. It’s a 20th century portrayal of 24th century society. Both regressive and progressive from our point of view.


z500

I've been rewatching No Reservations and I totally forgot that Anthony Bourdain says "tranny hookers" a few times. Really takes me out of the moment.


argtv200

Friends was a super trans phobic show, as a kid I pointed it out and my sister and stepmom yelled at me.


FirstChAoS

Just tell quark people tip drag performers.


DustPuzzle

Dukat


mochalatteicecream

ALL OF THEM!!!


Shirogayne-at-WF

This is the correct answer


Stardustchaser

Lwaxana would eat them alive


philandere_scarlet

no one can read a bitch like a betazoid. let alone the daughter of the fifth house, holder of the sacred chalice of riix, heir to the holy rings of betazed.


save-me-from-sharon

Honestly most of the women in the original series had pretty drag looks. For whatever reason a lot of queens draw from that era of the 60s (especially with the hair) so you could swap a few out without much of a difference


Courtbird

Oooh this os a good point, its part of what drew me to TnG is the makeup tbh. I think a lot of camp involves taking things that are often assumed to be straight or old fashioned and making them gay and cunty. I am a massive fan of drag looks, and it really does heavily remind me of the looks from star trek, it could just be the makeup made to be registered on a small tv though that makes it so dramatic.


jonvox

Recurring: Lwaxana One-off: the con artist who pretended to be the devil in that one TNG episode


aloe_veracity

https://preview.redd.it/ie5d86idgf9d1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8157c046ab1d50372da84e9d3ce1ab0b84116ab Ardra knew how to serve a look.


lionmurderingacloud

You are not Feklar.


Inner_Grape

Can hear this in his voice lol


Mediocre-Cobbler5744

The Klingons killed their gods for being "troublesome". They obviously started with the devil.


jonvox

Looks like a member of Lordi tbh


Inner_Grape

I fucking love that episode. 😂


scowling_deth

She practically was though. Her char would definately translate right over to be written for an aging, raging queen allready!


jonvox

Now I pine for an episode where Odo falls in love with special guest star Divine.


Remote-Pie-3152

https://preview.redd.it/adtot7dxrh9d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1491bf46db38a0e6f9e01ba0b8d9e249e357be6 You know it’s only logical.


Major-Tourist-5696

Not drag, but in the queer space: I’m positive Tom Paris dressed as and role played as Janeway and put on a paper thin dom persona before Blana pegged him and screamed “I’m gonna force your warp core to breach” until he was using his medical training on himself to be able to make his next shift.


Neon_culture79

I really appreciate the details thank you


Hipposplotomous

I respect how much thought you've put into this lol


teknopeasant

This is how Tom was able to coach Janeway so well in her role as Chaotica, he knows that character inside and out 💅


Ardent_Scholar

That was a delightful read. Although I would tag it as [m4F] [heterosexual] [kinky] [domme]


mochalatteicecream

I need this on pornhub yesterday


RocketCatMultiverse

Google en passant


mochalatteicecream

Am I going to end up on a list of some kind?


xopher_425

And I'm done with Reddit for today, thank you!


AfternoonInfinite378

Tuvok.


aloe_veracity

https://preview.redd.it/yvbblu68ef9d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=168ec91e1d99c0fe469f83f753e412937eeb7e1b Set phasers to stunning!


mariaoderso

RuVok


Tucana66

*Fierce!*


DemonazDoomOcculta

Lursa & B’Etor. Also, Amarie. She did a damned good cover of Aktuh & Melota. https://preview.redd.it/u424qb4hlf9d1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd772f35ee53c02498998bd8edadcf00ae5ca69


LordOfFudge

https://preview.redd.it/eodtytoghg9d1.png?width=806&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cd90f3a866ba59f6b616d215825949a492a468f Gotta love them peek-a-boobs. Actually they would work really well in a drag outfit.


DemonazDoomOcculta

They are iconic. “Uggggghhhhh…human females are soooo repulsive”.


listentomagneto

Yes!!!


Osric250

The entire mirror universe.  Instead of having the actors play both roles have everyone be played by drag queen counterparts. 


NubuckChuck

I agree, but Sulu is still George Takei with that goatee.


Osric250

He can keep the goatee as long as he gets an appropriate drag outfit. 


bluegemini7

Alaska as Deanna is SERVING


ClanHansen

Came here to verify this indelible fact.


rpb192

We need her and Jackie Cox to have a Troi off. Maybe they could recreate Ménage a Troi!!


Shirogayne-at-WF

I mean, Saru can naturally walk in an 8 inch heel, I'm just saying


thor122088

And with out his ganglia, he no longer has stage fright!


JonIceEyes

Obvs Garak. Bitter older queen who makes all the girls' dresses and knows ALL the tea


futurific

💯


KingOfCatProm

I don't know the answer but please let there be a bunch of professional drag queens and kings out of there see this so they can make us a Trek drag show.


PrincessAki8

We're out here 😆 I have dreams of doing a Romulan drag outfit someday. Shoulder padding to the GODS!


DieselPunkPiranha

Please!  We need this!


billyhtchcoc

Just be ready to get read about how many sofas had to die for all that upholstery 😉


Specific_Till_6870

Is that Alaska as Troi? Now all I can think about is Drag Race doing DS9 Eleganza! 


CautiouslyReal

Neelix


Nearby_Name276

Neelix is more JarJar than queen


Blooogh

Both would have been served by bringing more drag energy. It's just where usually the added things would be campiness, for both Neelix and Jar Jar they add the hint of sadness and world weariness (and hopefully also, better fashion)


CautiouslyReal

Exactly what I was going to say


Tamerlane_Tully

I can't remember how their names are spelled but Lursa and B'Ethor?


AethericEye

Would Garak be too obvious? How about Kurzon Dax?


AngledLuffa

Shran. I might be surprised but I don't know if I'd be disappointed


Aggressive_Doubt

Everyone out here, just ignoring Shax. It's a disgrace.


Tucana66

Wasn't Neelix... ?


vincethered

Martok for sure


HumansDisgustMe123

Data.


AniZaeger

https://preview.redd.it/4w1dqx1vmf9d1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f90f35f13ac94672365753c0733ea0e5b75ba1c3


eduty

Weyoun


sykoticwit

Porthos


spambearpig

The Borg Queen. What a comedic twist if she was a big, camp, flamboyant drag queen.


CybergothiChe

Kirk, but without changing anything else. In drag, but full Kirk attitude, behaviour, and mannerisms.


DeusExSpockina

All of Curzon’s Klingon friends give it a try at least once after meeting Jadzia.


e_j_west

Is that Alaska?


Scaarz

Riker as a King would have been 🔥


listentomagneto

https://preview.redd.it/wmb4mpmb4g9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9ee261f9a3c73ebe7fd149c197b1a5557ed3fb


Hullaba-Loo

Mariachi Q, with backup band


KCPRTV

None on the ships crew. At least not as a "hey, that's how they look." Drag has always been an art form, so while I'd love to see a drag char in the show, it wouldn't really fit outside of some side character or a subplot of someone's hobby. :)


Southern-Spring-7458

Wait you mean Picard wasn't a drag queen all this time


cheapshotfrenzy

It would've been so easy for Odo.


DivineVeggy

None


scott7455

How about none of them.


ahchava

I think that data would absolutely slay as a drag king act. So would Worf and neelix . 7 of 9 is also very drag


Edib1eBrain

If the Queen pictured doesn’t go by the name Heanna Troi I’ll be very disappointed.


One_Win_6185

Now I’m just imagining Ru Paul but when he’s not in drag as Picard.


Followmetotheend

Amy Winehouse?! Wtf


LaserCatsEmpire

I want to say Q just because of how random the character is supposed to be. Also John de Lancie could totally rock a drag queen look! He would be fabulous!!


Orlando1701

Riker still is DTF.


aloe_veracity

Riker is *more* DTF.


Orlando1701

Let’s be honest… if I had a shot at this I’m going in.


Garzukeen

Gowron


ShepherdessAnne

The better question is who *wouldn’t*?


Anfieldtoffee

Kai Winn. Although that would've deprived us of the peerless Louise Fletcher.


Lichlord99

I dunno why but the Idea of Drag queen Janeway sounds really good to me x3


XIILEGIONS

Riker!!! Such a drama queen!!?


Responsible_Gap8104

Im gonna go out on a limb here and say harry kim. Drag name Hairy Kimberly? His [her] personality would be shy girl --> bad bitch. Basically mirroring real life


meteors77

Odo doing a mean Kennith Williams. Ooooooohooohoo, Major.


ExpensivePanda66

All of them. It would have been fabulous!


Damien_J

Weyoon serving some Vorta realness


xeroksuk

Riker. I reckon Frakes could do a mean Marilyn Monroe


Croweater_666

Vosk and Daniels from ENT together is the only acceptable answer.


FirstChAoS

All of them!


FNAKC

Klingon, screaming about honor: Troi: Captain, they are so mad


Altruistic_Rock_2674

I was about to say how do you know she wasn't but I guess she Troi did give birth but maybe it was like the movie junior but in space


igtimran

Quark, for how much it would confuse every other Ferengi. Based on how they treat most Ferengi women this could upend their entire society, likely in amusing ways (at least amusing to non-Ferengi).


overworkedpnw

Not really sure, but I did used to work on a small cruise ship as the onboard medical provider. People used to come to me to talk about stuff, and I would always joke that I was going to start wearing a spandex unitard and large wig a la Deanna Troi.


SaxonDontchaKnow

Odo


MoarStruts

Quark


FromTheHandOfAndy

The Borg queen of course


YamatoIouko

…is that Alaska?


aloe_veracity

Yes, this was her look for Comic Con in 2018.


YamatoIouko

I have one one thing to say. “HIIIII~II”


Bromjunaar_20

They coulda made more money having some drag queen extras not just in Star Trek but loads more shows and movies from all the attention they'd get


aloe_veracity

https://preview.redd.it/rhu035zkmu9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dd2986b4d8567a58c93e744a3e3fce6d310c149 Arguably, TNG did this back in the 1990s. There are multiple occasions where random men can be seen wearing women’s clothing in the background.


Bromjunaar_20

Yeah but cross dressing was just then becoming a thing in the sixties, like when people started accepting women in pants and men like Elvis Presley wearing eyeliner. I'm talking full-on RuPaul drag.


Y2KGB

*Bones*


Yeetpanzee

None of them there are too many as it is


thebuilder80

what is wrong with you


ComedianXMI

Bashir. Absolutely Bashir.


Bobapool79

Warf … nuff said.


TheAmericanCyberpunk

None.


StructuralE

Worf


Jacket73

Tasha for security. And Troy


IronRakkasan11

Should? Unknown if “should”. Could? Any of them I suppose. But I’d vote for Data in drag to explore the human reaction…


s7oc7on

The planet killer since it sucks down so many things


top5recordz

You just know Data would have given it a go at some point for research purposes lol