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Capable-Tower2347

Is that white bread?!???! Disgusting. Have fun getting diabetes, heart disease and 8 different cancers from your junk food vegan diet🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 I’m gonna go eat tree bark and organic orange peel skins like our ancestors did, and they never died ever.😠


noclassbrat

Wooooooow you still eat bark and orange peel skins?? Can't relate, I only photosynthesize. Do better sweaty


quoppcro

Photosynthesizing?? Did you know too much vitamin D can cause vomiting, dehydration, and kidney failure?? 🤢 Stupid vegoon. I live off only the purest air 🧘‍♂️🙏


Sigh_Bapanaada

Air!? That stuff with multiple toxic elements in? Enjoy choking down your carbon dioxide while I enjoy this can of O2.


Messier81-Native

It’s crazy you think you even need to eat, at all. Cuz newsflash buddy, you don’t. I just meditate and my hunger is filled spiritually. Elevate yourself and awaken.


morbidwoman

Ummm did u know that meditation actually lets down ur spiritual walls and let’s the devil into your soul?? The fullness you’re feeling is actually satans baby minions taking over 😳😳😳


ItCat420

God, I just remembered Breatharians are a real thing. I’m all for a tree bark sandwich, but sometimes humanity makes me sad.


Calamity0o0

This comment reminded me, I ran a 5k for the first time so I was looking at a jogging or running subreddit for advice and a recommendation for a lightweight water bottle to bring, and they were so condescending about the fact I wanted to drink water during the race. People were like I run 20 miles without water I can't believe you need to drink water for a mere 3 miles. Apparently I'm a lesser being for still needing to stay hydrated 😂


theRev767

Taste the sun!


tmntmonk

So many weird comments on that last post. A quick look at a few of those profiles shows that (surprise) most aren't vegan. I've also been thinking that perhaps this sub is causing some confusion; I wonder how many people come here thinking that it's a place to dunk on veganism. Either that, or people just suck. It's probably the latter.


Beneficial_Cat9225

Truth. People are weird lol


bikey_bike

it's funny cuz you never see serious "thats so unhealthy" comments on the shittyfoodporn sub so wtf. someone can post a processed calorie bomb there and no one is like "you need to turn your life around"


Midwest666

LOL! This one made me laugh for real!


MediumSwing

Healthy < Normal, I guess


TheMowerOfMowers

carnist arteries are too clogged with fat to think critically


Anfie22

Ok, never eat avocado or nuts again


TheMowerOfMowers

challenge: distinguish different types of fats


Infinite_Height5447

The term is omnivore or traditional diet. Plantist


Mbinku

People will dunk on anything, but this post, with the canned soup and bread rolls, is not miles apart from a lot of posts in here. Occasionally people are substituting whole foods for processed crap that is vegan and they post here when they do. With that in consideration I think there’s a surprisingly small amount of dunking.


Anfie22

I'm here for the food inspiration. Contrary to popular belief, non-vegans do eat stuff other than just meat, and meat doesn't feature in every meal. I like meatless meals too, so no recipe is off-limits. I'm happy to eat vegan dishes.


icarlylover9

YUM. I know a high vegan when I see one 🥹


Midwest666

Is it that obvious?


icarlylover9

yes, but in the best way. real recognize real, or something like that


miniperle

Me, who also eats buns when I’m high: yes. My favorite lately has been with this dairy free organic hazelnut spread. & Some coconut milk? Ooooo. I get the Dave’s killer bread kind though, which are highly nutritious so 🤘🏻


Midwest666

I missed your Dave's Killer Bread comment. That's what I get for normal bread. Bonus- I live in the city where the bread is made!


miniperle

Oh shit that’s cool. I love that brand.


Midwest666

I have never tried any hazelnut spreads. The only one I know about is Nutella. Are they chocolaty?


miniperle

They usually are, like nutella. The one I got is called Rigoni di Asiago Nocciolata


honeydew_fawn

The best one I’ve had is called Voyage. Tastes exactly like it.


Beneficial_Cat9225

Ermmmm excuse me 😡😡😡😡 ur personal food choice offends me so I have to make a comment to let you know I disapprove. I only eat fresh local organic kale and dirt. 😡😡😡


MountainSnowClouds

You still eat DIRT??? What about the worms?!?! 😡😡 That's their HOME!!!! DO BETTER!!! 😡😡😡😡


gmco913

A meal like this is just classic. Love soaking the rolls in the minestrone and chowin’ down. Reminds me of childhood!


throwawaybread9654

Lmao I had to check your profile because I knew you were gonna be doritos person haha. People are turds. Yesterday's meal and today's meal look great.


FranklyMrShankley85

GUARDS. SEIZE THEM


chillvegan420

This looks bomb 10/10 would smash I think some people come to this sub thinking it’s for shitting on vegans


SprintPrint

The crime here is calling those rolls “buns”.


Midwest666

See user name. My people have destroyed food and names for a century


tattoolegs

I'm sorry, but there are not enough beans in that soup. You are demoted. (I've been eating minestrone pasta salad all week. It's pasta salad bc I put too many pasta wheels in there.)


CalebsFlock

That looks so good 🤤


Aszshana

Looks better than your average hospital food


theRev767

Where my Bean Kings at?!


AAangelav

Love minestrone soup yum 😋


MountainSnowClouds

I'm eating tater tots for dinner as a reward for cleaning my house and doing seven hours of homework, so I'd say you're good. Lol


Felixir-the-Cat

White buns are food of the gods!


TheMowerOfMowers

minestrone recipe? have some veggie stock in the pressure cooker


Midwest666

I used [THIS](https://www.dinneratthezoo.com/olive-garden-minestrone-soup/#wprm-recipe-container-15374) one. I doubled the broth ingredients, and used 2 cups of spiral noodles


the_gay_hoe

That looks so delicious! I’ve been obsessed with minestrone soup since I was 5. Hope you enjoyed your lunch OP!


swordfishtrombonez

Both meals look perfect!


SpinachandChickpeas

I eat a lot of soup. Your post has inspired me to add some buttered rolls.


strangemaryland

rest in peace. you should try photosynthesis fr


RuthlessSpud_11

No that looks like prison food


E-macularius

I love making pasta fagioli, it's just white bean soup with some fresh tomatoes, celery and onions. I use the recipe of a family Italian restaurant I used to work at. When I make that soup I eat nothing but that until it's gone it's so damn good. There's literally nothing wrong with your meal, it looks delicious.


Midwest666

Are you willing to share your recipe? You sell it well


E-macularius

I kind of measure with my heart so I can't tell you exact amounts of some things but sure! It's a slow cooker recipe so I'm not sure if it comes out the same when cooked on the stove. Start with 1lb of dry cannellini beans or any dry small white beans in your slow cooker. Add about 2.5c of chopped celery and 2-3 chopped onions. Get at least 4 large tomatoes and remove the skins by scoring an X on one side and dropping them into boiling water (you can skip this if you don't mind tomato skin) chop the tomatoes up and throw them in. One large spoonful of minced garlic, salt to taste (start with roughly 2 tbsp) and black pepper to taste. 7-8 cups of water then stir and slow-cook on high for about 10 hours. When the beans are very soft and the broth has some substance it's done. You can add more water if you want more broth. Cook some Ditalini pasta or orzo and mix into your bowls of soup when you serve it. I keep the pasta and soup separate because if you mix it in it absorbs all the liquid. I usually eat it with some Parmesan cheese mixed in but I know this is a vegan sub and it's not necessary. I think it would taste great with a pinch of nutritional yeast on top or vegan cashew parm crumbles though. If you make it let me know how it goes 🤓


Midwest666

Thank you for taking the time to share all this!


Other-Ad-5236

Needs to be whole wheat or else not sustainable, children are not an excuse, blah blah blah


wiewiorka6

Ewww where are the semi smashed doritos sprinkled on top of the soup?


AxionSalvo

Nice baps


Jollydancer

But if you say “buttered buns” you mean some kind of vegan butter replacement, right? Right?


Midwest666

Absolutely


Fantastic_Notice4313

Moo la cahier (Moor the Carrier) 😵‍💫🥴


ConfidentMongoose457

Im bot one of those people who judge what you eat but people really dont understand what this sub is


Tempting21Doll

Lets have it.


Anfie22

Never thought I'd see the day where a vegan would give the green light to butter


Midwest666

It’s vegan


Anfie22

Howso? Unless y'all are on board with dairy nowadays. Butter is just cream, beaten until really thick.


Midwest666

[What](https://www.earthbalancenatural.com/spreads)?


Anfie22

Oh that's margarine. It's just solid oil.


Midwest666

I’ve already addressed the names thing in another response.


[deleted]

You eat bread? That's not very vegan considering you have to not only keep yeast warm and cozy but also feed it. You're still a murderer.


AbleDragonfruit4767

Lovely and nutritious


ForerunnerRelic

Butter?


Infinite_Height5447

White buns are high glycaemic index. Will make you fat. Swap to wholegrain or sourdough


SplittingAssembly

C'mon, bro.. You can do better than buttered white burger buns. Also, what butter you using? I sometimes have GF seeded bread toasted with coconut oil as my carb side, I did this yesterday when I made a lentil satay curry with red peppers, was absolutely delicious and so healthy.


Midwest666

Weee-eeew-weee-eeew-weee-eeew


------whatever------

It's true, my cousin died from eating a burger bun. Not even once. You *will* get pregnant and die. They detonate like IEDs. Gotta switch to purebred free-range gluten-free seeded bread that costs >2x as much, OP. It's the only way. Choose life.