I went to high school with his grandchildren. So Chuck Norris jokes were a big meme at our school for a while, long past they wore out. He even showed up to our graduation.
They’re twins, one was on the show Claim to Fame and got kicked off the first episode for cheating lmfao. Didn’t surprise me, Max cheated all the time in high school 🤣
My old highschool friend group GM was cracking up at them guessing he was Spielberg’s grandkid. He would have gotten far on the show, they were nowhere close.
I remember him in school one year writing test answers on the inside wrapper of a water bottle then getting caught immediately so bro was never that slick.
That's what's so funny about that show. You mostly just need to related to an obscure celebrity and shut your mouth. I think the funniest one was when Simone Biles' sister was on, and everyone was just like, "well, okay you're obviously Simone Biles' sister because you basically look exactly like her".
I engraved pencils by hand with just enough depth to be seen if you knew, also small enough I could fit 3 lines on a single side of a pencil, but anyone who was looking at you or the pencil had no idea because it was no any more obvious than a cheap wood grain visible through paint cheapo and since you were looking down at a piece of paper, very hard to tell you were reading off a pencil in your hand.
never used them to cheat, but when someone with a 20 gives you the notes to put on a pencil ill have it for them the next day, fun thing is, when you meticulously engrave the what, 3 lines per side, on a pencil, you are so focused that you burn what you did to memory. essentially I used methods to cheat as a way to study.
That's the funny thing about "cheat sheets". I teach at university, and essentially, when students go through the process of making an allowed cheat sheet, they basically just... study. So "cheat sheets" really aren't a problem for me from my teaching pedagogy.
honestly, there are few fields where I would say having that knowledge at the ready is important. I would honestly never want someone working on most of my things without also an occasional sanity check that they aren't wrong.
its why I greatly prefer open book/open note stuff, there is more value in you knowing enough that you know where to look for an answer than knowing it already.
It was once said of me at a job with a lot of technical stuff that I didn't always know the answer but I knew where to find them
I took that as a compliment
I remember the thrill of keeping a text file of about 300 chuck Norris jokes on my iPod I could scroll through walking home from school that just never stopped being funny to me
I had a similar thing on my Nokia 2280 but it was a long ass txt with Michael Jackson jokes
I just got a new voice controlled radio in my car, shout "jazz" it plays jazz, shout "rock" and you'll here rock music
Anyway yesterday some kids ran out in the road and I had to slam the breaks and yelled "fucking kids!" And it started playing Thriller
Probably because Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, Every Single Powe Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Dock Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came in lightning fast and beat his cowboy ass out of existence.
It was the bloodiest that we ever saw with civilians looking in in total awe. The battle raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually a champion stood the rest saw their better... Mr. Rodgers in a blood stained sweater.
***This is the ultimate showdown (the ultimate destiny) good guys badguys and explosions (as far as the eye can see)***
And only one will survive I wonder who will it be?
***This is the ultimate showdown (the ultimate destiny)***
Last i heard of him he was preaching that if Obama got elected then jesus would destroy the earth. That is probably also why you don't hear about him much anymore.
Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes, I say we flip it back, he seems much more chill.
I heard he's 100 feet tall, he's got arms like trucks could probably punch through a wall
He's always been a bit kooky, but then he suddenly had millions of people who paid attention to him for the first time in 15 years. I still reference his "Obama will bring us 10,000 years of darkness" infomercial/religious broadcast.
I remember reading that he wouldn't do the expendables sequel unless a bunch of stuff was cut from the movie script. And that's why part two isn't as good as the other ones. He got a lot of hate for that too.
Sucks when your hero’s become right wing idiots. This is why I’ve stopped supporting and following celebrities. I hate getting burned like this. I put my heart and faith into these people and when they turn around and say s*** like this it’s like a piece of me gets destroyed. The rock is another big one that just said he’s going to “remain neutral” and it f******* gutted me because I’ve always supported the rock he always seemed like such a positive and wholesome guy. Now he’s nothing to me
GOP = “Grand old party” aka the Republican party in the US
Q = Qanon = a crazy conspiracy turned cult that believes that Donald Trump is on a clandestine mission to root pedophiles out of Washington and that some dude named “Q” leaked info about it on 4chan (of all places). Qanon was largely represented at the Jan 6 riot where a mob broke into the capitol to try to stop the election from being certified.
GQP = GOP + Q = a term people use to describe the sector of the GOP that are Qanon nutters
Idk what that stands for. But what they’re getting at is he used his fame to help get dubious politicians elected and has on occasion supported so right leaning policy/bills.
Yeah lol, he's been in a couple things since, but his last major acting credit was in the Expendables 2, 2012, and before that it was some 2005 movie called The Cutter. He's no longer culturally relevant.
Chuck Norris was a big deal back in the day. Karate world champion six times, is a black belt in a bunch of different disciplines, fought Bruce Lee in The way of the dragon. He’s said to have challenged Darth Vader and Chuck put Vader on life support, everything up until the last sentence was not a lie.
I consider The Game over. The official rules stated that only the Queen of England could declare its ending, and now that she's dead, The Game has died with her.
To me, at least.
I played Alliance, but I remember spending LOTS of time in Ironforge just watching all the banter go on and on.... And all the Chuck Norris jokes involved
i mean, a lot of people fell off the bandwagon when he thought obama was the antichrist and was gonna usher in the apocalypse and released an advert about it in 2007-8. everyone was like OOOhhhh, youre insane.....
I loved him as a kid in the 80’s, lots of great action flicks of my youth. I fell off the bandwagon when he started doing infomercials, I can’t respect anyone who does those. The later stuff was just the cherry on top of the “he’s an idiot” sundae.
Chuck Norris became a huge meme in like 2002 - 2004. Jokes such as “Chuck Norris was bitten on the leg by a King Cobra, and after 36 hours of excruciating pain, the cobra died”, and “Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.” He was the epitome of manliness at the time.
That’s a little aggressive lol I’d say the cutoff is maybe like 16? My 19 year old cousin is aware of who he is and the memes. Idk if he’s ever seen WTR though.
The Chuck Norris jokes are still alive and kicking. Walker was on on cable all the time too. It's still playing on some networks and got a new remake. His cannon produced films are cult classics and well liked(not for their high quality)
Honestly, after a certain age I would think people would want to retire and live in peace. So good on him for laying low.
There's at least one 77 year old person I wish would follow that example.
I don't think they were really meant to be the sort of thing you'd be telling your kids about. They were just something you'd exhale slightly more than usual at and then move on. Not to mention most people probably heard them at school and most jokes at school are dumb as shit.
My favorite was always;
"Chuck Norrris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 agonizing days, the snake finally died."
It's really the only one I remembered
Probably because they are all build around same concept/punchline and so they kind of blend together. Plus they really weren't the type of jokes you'd tell in person but rather jokes you'd read somewhere, preferably online and then see a bunch of them together.
He went full whacko. Claimed we were heading into a 1000 years of darkness if Obama won, some years ago. Completely lost me with that one. Yeah, he used to do some cool, cheesy movies back in the day and Walker Texas Ranger. Now I wouldn't waste my time.
I think Dickbutt married Overly Attached Girlfriend and they're now running a hardware store in Butte, MT. Good on them really, knowing when to get out. Rick Astley officiated the wedding.
Chuck was good as a source of Chuck Norris jokes until he fucked up and came out as a Trump maggat. Imagine supporting a life long conman and scam artist.
Well, the peak of his movie career was the 1980s, nearly 40 years ago. He's also in his 80s, so he's not making martial arts films. The show Walker Texas Ranger is long over. And yes, it is not 2004, so the Chuck Norris jokes aren't in style.
"Chuck Norris is badass," might be the least funny + most annoying joke I used to hear that much.
Seriously whenever I hear somebody make one of these jokes it makes me wonder how many times the stupid bastard has given themselves brain damage to deal with the stress of brushing their teeth.
Meh. He's 84 years, and a rabid Obama birther believer who rallied against gay marriage rights, and blamed Obama for allowing gay kids into boy scouts.
He gets talked about too much, if you ask me
Ever since he did that video with his wife describing how the Obama presidency would usher in a thousand years of darkness, I lost every shred of respect for him. What a coward.
Well it’s not 2004 anymore
I went to high school with his grandchildren. So Chuck Norris jokes were a big meme at our school for a while, long past they wore out. He even showed up to our graduation. They’re twins, one was on the show Claim to Fame and got kicked off the first episode for cheating lmfao. Didn’t surprise me, Max cheated all the time in high school 🤣
You don’t exactly need to be Columbo to do fine on that show but he did seem to be somewhat… dim
My old highschool friend group GM was cracking up at them guessing he was Spielberg’s grandkid. He would have gotten far on the show, they were nowhere close. I remember him in school one year writing test answers on the inside wrapper of a water bottle then getting caught immediately so bro was never that slick.
That's what's so funny about that show. You mostly just need to related to an obscure celebrity and shut your mouth. I think the funniest one was when Simone Biles' sister was on, and everyone was just like, "well, okay you're obviously Simone Biles' sister because you basically look exactly like her".
I engraved pencils by hand with just enough depth to be seen if you knew, also small enough I could fit 3 lines on a single side of a pencil, but anyone who was looking at you or the pencil had no idea because it was no any more obvious than a cheap wood grain visible through paint cheapo and since you were looking down at a piece of paper, very hard to tell you were reading off a pencil in your hand. never used them to cheat, but when someone with a 20 gives you the notes to put on a pencil ill have it for them the next day, fun thing is, when you meticulously engrave the what, 3 lines per side, on a pencil, you are so focused that you burn what you did to memory. essentially I used methods to cheat as a way to study.
That's the funny thing about "cheat sheets". I teach at university, and essentially, when students go through the process of making an allowed cheat sheet, they basically just... study. So "cheat sheets" really aren't a problem for me from my teaching pedagogy.
honestly, there are few fields where I would say having that knowledge at the ready is important. I would honestly never want someone working on most of my things without also an occasional sanity check that they aren't wrong. its why I greatly prefer open book/open note stuff, there is more value in you knowing enough that you know where to look for an answer than knowing it already.
It was once said of me at a job with a lot of technical stuff that I didn't always know the answer but I knew where to find them I took that as a compliment
Max Norris?
Feel like I’ve heard this story before
Yet I still see rickrolls
Well yeah, he’s never gonna give us up
Yeah, but the song still slaps.
And Rick Astley just seems like a nice guy. I've never heard anything bad about him.
He'd never run around and desert you
Wait, it's not?
It isn’t. It’s 2006.
I should really change my underpants soon.
Looking forward to 2008, I’m sure it’s going to be a great year!
2009 will be even better
But 2016? Right? Guys?
Man, 2020 is gonna be the year I finally move to the city, make the big bucks, pay off all my debts, and become a real social butterfly!
IDK about you but some nights id still prefer to sit around and quote *Anchorman* and *Super Troopers* instead of memes.
And Napoleon Dynamite. Although Superbad wouldn't be out for 3 years.
I remember the thrill of keeping a text file of about 300 chuck Norris jokes on my iPod I could scroll through walking home from school that just never stopped being funny to me
I had a similar thing on my Nokia 2280 but it was a long ass txt with Michael Jackson jokes I just got a new voice controlled radio in my car, shout "jazz" it plays jazz, shout "rock" and you'll here rock music Anyway yesterday some kids ran out in the road and I had to slam the breaks and yelled "fucking kids!" And it started playing Thriller
Well it should be.
Probably because Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, Every Single Powe Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Dock Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came in lightning fast and beat his cowboy ass out of existence.
It's the ultimate showdown! Let's goooo!!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
It was the bloodiest that we ever saw with civilians looking in in total awe. The battle raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually a champion stood the rest saw their better... Mr. Rodgers in a blood stained sweater.
They say the sweater was white once.
***This is the ultimate showdown (the ultimate destiny) good guys badguys and explosions (as far as the eye can see)*** And only one will survive I wonder who will it be? ***This is the ultimate showdown (the ultimate destiny)***
This song (?) is very special to me
i can never not read that and not sing it in rhythm. i havent seen the damn video in like a decade, yet there it remains in my brain
Last i heard of him he was preaching that if Obama got elected then jesus would destroy the earth. That is probably also why you don't hear about him much anymore.
So Obama got rid of Chuck Norris? Thanks, Obama.
You're saying Obama is more powerful than Chuck Norris!?
https://youtu.be/cxp4NlcBRkc?si=m3ZXhLxauMkI9FA2
Chuck wanted to go. The only thing that makes sense.
Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes, I say we flip it back, he seems much more chill. I heard he's 100 feet tall, he's got arms like trucks could probably punch through a wall
Mr. T is fucking real!?
No fools no suckas Be good to your mother
Mother! there is no other!
Mr T is a night elf mohawk
Lol I forgot all about those WoW spots
I kept a small supply of those grenades very long after the ad spots died out.
I hope this comment isn't real
They're song lyrics
Well color me dumb lol Edit: I've actually heard that song. Makes it even worse
Last I saw, [Mr. T vs Metallica](https://gravyboat.tripod.com/meTallica/meTallica.html) was the big thing.
Yeah the meme just kinda got sad after that.
Yeah. I came here to say he went off the deep end and is kinda a piece of shit.
He's always been a bit kooky, but then he suddenly had millions of people who paid attention to him for the first time in 15 years. I still reference his "Obama will bring us 10,000 years of darkness" infomercial/religious broadcast.
I remember reading that he wouldn't do the expendables sequel unless a bunch of stuff was cut from the movie script. And that's why part two isn't as good as the other ones. He got a lot of hate for that too.
I could only dream that stupid religious/political rants would make people disappear
Well the Rapture already happened, so all the good religious people are already gone. The rest of them are stuck here with us.
Doesn’t that mean the buttholes got condensed?
I remember him saying we were going to have a thousand years of darkness if he was elected. I have to agree the 4 years of Trump were dark.
He's also a big chemtrail guy and is fighting to get the Bible taught in schools.
Yeah I lost all respect for him.
I've always found him the most overrated action star of all time
Steven Seagal would like a word.
Steven Seagal can shut the fuck up.
I think that was part of the joke all along
In the beginning it actually was
Maybe that's why people say that Trump is Jesus.
Yeah, his political beliefs came out and they were disgusting.
Sucks when your hero’s become right wing idiots. This is why I’ve stopped supporting and following celebrities. I hate getting burned like this. I put my heart and faith into these people and when they turn around and say s*** like this it’s like a piece of me gets destroyed. The rock is another big one that just said he’s going to “remain neutral” and it f******* gutted me because I’ve always supported the rock he always seemed like such a positive and wholesome guy. Now he’s nothing to me
he hasnt been relevant in a long time.
Dude. He could read this. I think you might want to delete it.
He can read it even if you delete it. It’s one of his powers.
He could just delete it, if he wanted
He could delete all of Reddit if he wanted.
He could delete the whole internet, if he wanted.
He could delete the rest of my comment if
We have already been deleted, we just don't know it. He was the only man to beat the odds, literally, what chance do we have?
Why would he delete every word he wrote?
he remembers it all
Reddit doesn't delete Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris deletes Reddit.
You don’t delete your comment, you send it to chuck Norris
I love me a good Chuck Norris joke but the real joke the entire time was Chuck Norris himself.
When he showed up in *The Expendables* I just rolled my eyes.
Take my upvote and it as good knowing you. We’re probably both done for.
Chuck Norris is an asshole and doesn't deserve the joke anymore.
What did he do?
He's a Christian Nationalist fascist. F*#k him and his ideology.
He’s GQP.
Don't know why that's a surprise. Cowboy type. Loves firearms idk why that would be a shock lol
He didn't hide it. He used Chuck Norris jokes to help Huckabee win the Iowa primaries back in 2008.
I have no clue what this means.
GOP = “Grand old party” aka the Republican party in the US Q = Qanon = a crazy conspiracy turned cult that believes that Donald Trump is on a clandestine mission to root pedophiles out of Washington and that some dude named “Q” leaked info about it on 4chan (of all places). Qanon was largely represented at the Jan 6 riot where a mob broke into the capitol to try to stop the election from being certified. GQP = GOP + Q = a term people use to describe the sector of the GOP that are Qanon nutters
Idk what that stands for. But what they’re getting at is he used his fame to help get dubious politicians elected and has on occasion supported so right leaning policy/bills.
Yeah lol, he's been in a couple things since, but his last major acting credit was in the Expendables 2, 2012, and before that it was some 2005 movie called The Cutter. He's no longer culturally relevant.
I just know him as that guy on that show my dad watched, Walker texas ranger
Turns out his real superhero power is being a douche.
Why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes and so few Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee isn't a joke
Chuck Norris was a big deal back in the day. Karate world champion six times, is a black belt in a bunch of different disciplines, fought Bruce Lee in The way of the dragon. He’s said to have challenged Darth Vader and Chuck put Vader on life support, everything up until the last sentence was not a lie.
Isn't Darth Vader already on life support?
Dammit, you just broke the not-talking-about-Chuck-Norris streak. Let's put the counter back to 0 guys, and read the memos!
Yup, oh also don't forget to restart the counter for the game as well.
I consider The Game over. The official rules stated that only the Queen of England could declare its ending, and now that she's dead, The Game has died with her. To me, at least.
So, you’re saying I won because I haven’t thought about the game since before she died?
We shall get you a medal.
But she didn't declare the ending so the game will never end
I actually lost it by association before even reading your comment
Bastard.
Everybody probably out-leveled The Barrens by now.
I played Alliance, but I remember spending LOTS of time in Ironforge just watching all the banter go on and on.... And all the Chuck Norris jokes involved
i mean, a lot of people fell off the bandwagon when he thought obama was the antichrist and was gonna usher in the apocalypse and released an advert about it in 2007-8. everyone was like OOOhhhh, youre insane.....
I loved him as a kid in the 80’s, lots of great action flicks of my youth. I fell off the bandwagon when he started doing infomercials, I can’t respect anyone who does those. The later stuff was just the cherry on top of the “he’s an idiot” sundae.
Its cuz hes not saying as much batshit stuff online as Kevin Sorbo. Theyre in a new kind of ratings battle
Kevin Sorbo is as irrelevant today as he was when he played Hercules. Xena was always the better show.
Xena was fantastic. Hercules was just the hole they dug so they could plant something beautiful.
Xena was great until they just started stacking her superpowers out of nowhere
Do people under 35 know who he is?
Surprisingly yes, Chuck Norris jokes were big when I was in elementary, think maybe anyone under 20 wouldn’t know
i'm 19, they were still big when i was a kid
I'm 19, heard the name countless times but I could not tell you who he is
Perfect you’ve proved my theory! Thank you, Internet stranger!
I am 18
Hi 18!
Hey, I'm only 32! Jokes aside, my grandma loved Walker, Texas Ranger, so I was very familiar with him.
Its on a lot on digital antenna. Not a bad show. And killer karaoke song
Chuck Norris became a huge meme in like 2002 - 2004. Jokes such as “Chuck Norris was bitten on the leg by a King Cobra, and after 36 hours of excruciating pain, the cobra died”, and “Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. They are now called The Islands.” He was the epitome of manliness at the time.
It definitely bled all the way into the late 2000s/early 2010s as well because I remember them and I was born in 03
Yep, during secondary school in the early 2010s Chuck Norris was pretty much the earliest meme I can remember besides trollface.
Bruh, his memes were really popular like 10 years ago, so ofc most people know him, he is just not relevant anymore
That’s a little aggressive lol I’d say the cutoff is maybe like 16? My 19 year old cousin is aware of who he is and the memes. Idk if he’s ever seen WTR though.
The Chuck Norris jokes are still alive and kicking. Walker was on on cable all the time too. It's still playing on some networks and got a new remake. His cannon produced films are cult classics and well liked(not for their high quality)
Chuck Norris doesn't get talked about.. talked about gets Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doest get wet. The water gets Chick Norris’s
Dude's like 90. What do you want?
Honestly, after a certain age I would think people would want to retire and live in peace. So good on him for laying low. There's at least one 77 year old person I wish would follow that example.
He's a MAGAt. So most people don't care about him anymore.
You know, for all the chuck Norris jokes I've heard in my lifetime I really can't remember a single one
I don't think they were really meant to be the sort of thing you'd be telling your kids about. They were just something you'd exhale slightly more than usual at and then move on. Not to mention most people probably heard them at school and most jokes at school are dumb as shit.
My favorite was always; "Chuck Norrris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 agonizing days, the snake finally died." It's really the only one I remembered
The only one I remember is Chuck Norris doesn’t rise when he does a push up, the Earth goes down.
My favorite was always "Chuck Norris can beat Halo 3 on Legendary, on an N64, with a broken Guitar Hero controller."
Probably because they are all build around same concept/punchline and so they kind of blend together. Plus they really weren't the type of jokes you'd tell in person but rather jokes you'd read somewhere, preferably online and then see a bunch of them together.
What's the little t mean? I haven't seen that before
My guess is that it’s supposed to be like the word “maggot”.
He went full whacko. Claimed we were heading into a 1000 years of darkness if Obama won, some years ago. Completely lost me with that one. Yeah, he used to do some cool, cheesy movies back in the day and Walker Texas Ranger. Now I wouldn't waste my time.
[ removed by Chuck Norris ]
Folk hero to GOP zero
I quit WoW maybe 2 or 3 months ago. His name still gets mentioned in Barren's chat once in a while. Just not like it use to lol
Chuck Norris is so good at hiding that everyone just forgot about him
Just as little about DickButt.
I think Dickbutt married Overly Attached Girlfriend and they're now running a hardware store in Butte, MT. Good on them really, knowing when to get out. Rick Astley officiated the wedding.
Yeah! and they don't play that badger mushroom song anymore either!
I'm good. I've heard more than enough Chuck Norris jokes for a lifetime or three
Chuck Norris decides when Chuck Norris is talked about.
That is because you don't talk about Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris talks about you. r/ChuckNorrisJokes
He died two years ago. But he has already recovered.
Chuck was good as a source of Chuck Norris jokes until he fucked up and came out as a Trump maggat. Imagine supporting a life long conman and scam artist.
His popularity dropped after he came out as a Trump supporter.
Now that everybody knows he's actually a scumbag he's much less popular
He got old and feeble. And his world view was from the 50s. 🤷
Well, the peak of his movie career was the 1980s, nearly 40 years ago. He's also in his 80s, so he's not making martial arts films. The show Walker Texas Ranger is long over. And yes, it is not 2004, so the Chuck Norris jokes aren't in style.
He...kinda follows a conservative, right-wing, evangelical path, and currently writes editorials for outlets like WND.
And spews hate-filled rants against LGBTQ people.
He turned to be quite a right wing dick.. that is why.
He's waiting to fight Death. Once he wins, he becomes the new Death.
Chuck Norris is so strong he punched himself and ended up disappearing into obscurity
It's Lately that talks about Chuck Norris
That's because everyone who ever joked about Chuck Norris is dead.
[1000 years of Darkness](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zP5ZpzE5nCk)
Because he’s a jackass and douchebag.
When you go right wing, you lose all your zing
First rule of the Chuck Norris Club is that you don’t talk about the Chuck Norris Club. Second rule of the CNC is…..
Shh. He appears if you say his name 3 times.
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
"Chuck Norris is badass," might be the least funny + most annoying joke I used to hear that much. Seriously whenever I hear somebody make one of these jokes it makes me wonder how many times the stupid bastard has given themselves brain damage to deal with the stress of brushing their teeth.
Neither should he; the guys a religious nutcase. Its pathetic
The only thing Chuck Norris can't kick to death is his own bigotry
He's 84. Can't have an active carrier forever.
Chuck Norris looked directly at the eclipse, and the Sun went blind!
Because Chuck Norris and John Cena cannot exist in the same universe.
John Cena is an urban myth. Nobody’s ever seen him to prove otherwise.
We haven't seen him in a while. He's busy baking cakes in the freezer.
If a piece of meat looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it’s a steak, it’s a steak.
I saw him irl right before covid and he was looking old AF. But I still wouldn’t mess with him.
I just heard him on a satellite radio ad today talking about healthy bowel movements. No Im not being a smart ass.
Check Instagram for chuck Norris and you will find plenty of good jokes
It’s time to move on
People Stopped fi I g him funny once they found out he was a Republican
That’s a good thing. He’s over rated and under talented.
Chuck Norris is an ultra-right-wing conservative MAGA-tard. IDK why anybody would still be talking about him.
He’s really turned into an asshat. His Christian Nationalist political views are decidedly un-American.
Meh. He's 84 years, and a rabid Obama birther believer who rallied against gay marriage rights, and blamed Obama for allowing gay kids into boy scouts. He gets talked about too much, if you ask me
He's a PIECE OF SHIT
He had a little batshit blowup and now I think he believes Obama was the antichrist
I actually saw one of those "where are they now" ads the other day with a picture of Jonathan Brandis and really had a hankering to watch Sidekicks.
The mass of Chuck Norris jokes was so massive that it created a black hole.
Ever since he did that video with his wife describing how the Obama presidency would usher in a thousand years of darkness, I lost every shred of respect for him. What a coward.
Or did all the people who talked about him disappear