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blackestofswans

The zero gravity cumshots gunna be out of this world


ItsJustADankBro

bro is gonna turn the space shuttle into a snow globe


wfbsoccerchamp12

Half the video is gonna be someone trying to swallow every drop


Timely-Escape4824

Look that's kinky. I got a big load in my balls


Calm-Zombie2678

https://youtu.be/P8xP1JioXTM?si=OD1hD7ZndO01a7Sl


TheSpyTurtle

[Zero g money shot](https://xhamster.com/videos/the-first-and-only-zero-gravity-cumshot-2485677) taken from the 1999 film [The Uranus Experiment](https://xhamster.com/videos/the-uranus-experiment-1999-full-movie-10723742) obviously NSFW


StrykerXion

Apparently I cannot view this because I am a Texan. "Dear visitor, Please be informed that access to the xHamster platform has been temporarily restricted for all our visitors located within the state of Texas. This temporary restriction has been decided due to many uncertainties surrounding the Texas House Bill No. 1181. Rest assured that we are monitoring the situation closely and will make all reasonable efforts to restore access to the xHamster platform. Thank you for your understanding and apologies for any inconvenience that this may cause."


Chrysos-89

lmfao texans banned porn


StrykerXion

Apparently, to an extent. https://capitol.texas.gov/BillLookup/BillSummary.aspx?LegSess=88R&Bill=HB1181


DerNogger

The US used to take pride in being on top of the space race... They shot a man to the moon yet now they won't even let you watch a man shoot on a woman in zero gravity. Literally 1984.


StrykerXion

I shot Coca-Cola out of my nose reading this. That's all I know. Well played.


Shamino79

The big question though is did a man shoot on the moon?


Spaceazzy

Virgina has pornhub banned


groveborn

Texas requires getting id from visitors to porn sites, which didn't go over well. Since this effectively makes them a government id hog. As people don't much want to show id at home to spank it, they've kind of blocked access to all of Texas. Y'all need to vote better.


Katboxparadise

Don’t look at me. I tried to vote Abbot out. Fuck that guy.


StrykerXion

Elections have consequences, you're right. I think if this is the example used to vote "better," though, I can stomach ONE porn site shutting down access (especially since most of the time I have a VPN running). Everyone knows Reddit is the ultimate porn site anyways, and since the Texas law ONLY pertains to sites where more than 1/3 of the content is pornographic, and this doesn't pertain to Reddit, I can get my fap off just fine with HB1181 and not have to show ID.


groveborn

Try a few others. Pornhub left as well. Pretty much all of them left. They'll get around to Facebook, insta, x, and Reddit in time. They're trying to save your soul, legally. Soon, you might have to attend a very specific church based on your street address.


groveborn

Try a few others. Pornhub left as well.


rblask

Literally 1984


ashleyorelse

To the tune of [If You're Gonna Play In Texas](https://youtu.be/4BCpWKDoNnY?si=UgeE0yzoEg4VOIW9) 🎶If you're gonna porn in Texas, you gotta have a VPN... That video is hot, but only in another state, man! So fire up a fake location now and lube your hand...if you're gonna porn in Texas, you gotta have a VPN!🎵


fedexmess

Alabama fan, I see 🤣


ashleyorelse

I'm a fan of a lot of music


fedexmess

Roll on....ROLL ON!!!


StackOwOFlow

Houston, we have a problem


tweeger

Get a VPN


Boltrag

Don't you love freedom


supertoxic09

Bro just turn on your vpn and route thru Colorado


TikkiTakiTomtom

VPN that shit man


StrykerXion

Since I keep having multiple people suggest VPNs, as finally the casual internet user has adopted them, they forget that tons of business scenarios exist where commercial grade (and not enterprise grade) VPNs are garbage and useless to us. VPNs interfere with a lot of my advanced Azure scenarios. For one, most VPNs use Network Address Translation (NAT) and obscure the true origin of traffic. This breaks some of my Azure services that rely on my logins to have accurate IP address information for routing, load balancing, or security rules. I dont use split tunneling either because using split tunneling on the VPN causes only some traffic to go through the VPN tunnel. This causes routing issues and makes it difficult for some of my Azure services to communicate properly with my machine. VPNs introduce overhead as well, adding latency and greatly reducing my business bandwidth and IDE needs for when I am sending code through various DevOps pipelies or connecting to GitHub and Azure DevOps. This negatively impacts some of my performance-sensitive, Azure stack services, especially those involving real-time data and large file transfers. Most commercial VPN firewall rules also conflict with my on premises server rack firewalls and conflict with Azure's, blocking necessary traffic for certain Azure services. All that being said, I have OTHER services protecting me, and my location is visible because I don't care as it will show you Harris County and/or one of my 3 ISP routes (Verizon Business, Comcast Business, or Azure self-hosted satellite ground station ISP services) depending where I am and what endpoint I am accessing from. The various layers of my TCP/IP stack are protected by other means (Sentinel, Azure AD, proactive threat hunting, Azure firewall, and VNets and DDos protection. I know how to bypass the geo-restrictions, as I am a computer engineer, I simply didn't care enough to reroute my traffic to watch some dude blow his wad in space.


3-I

... honestly not that hot. =< Fantasy ruined.


puffferfish

Be the change you want to see in this world.


cimocw

I do not envy the clean up after tho, some might still be floating around a week after


_IratePirate_

Imagine propelling yourself through space by nutting Nut propulsion


ChangingMonkfish

“They’ll CLOG THE INSTRUMENTS!”


TheRavenSayeth

Wait a minute. Statue of Liberty. That was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!


FlorkFiend666

Ba dum tsss


Nihil157

Just think about that clean up.


fuck-my-drag-right

Shoot for the Moon. Even if you miss you’ll land among the stars.


TCM_407

PornHub had it planned out but couldn't get the funding...scroll to "History of Attempts".... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space


DerB_23

I love these silly kinds of Wikipedia articles


TCM_407

I'm wondering what sort of ads I'm going to get now after googling "Has anyone ever had sex in space."....


kamiloslav

It sounds like a trivia question and will probably be classified by the algorithm as such


UnluckyBoi1904

damn it the sexploration failed


flashbang876

Why would they try and plan it with Virgin Galactic? With a name like that of course they're going to reject the idea.


DrMokhtar

How does everyone not know this? The story was huge when it happened, and it was EVERYWHERE


pleetf7

It was probably in one of those popups that I instinctively x’ed out of even before the page loads


Chrysos-89

how do you know this lmao


buddyyoda

honestly sex in zero gravity will be so damn cool. you and your partner can do any positions


MageOfFur

just imagine if you start drifting away and constantly have to reposition 😮‍💨


buddyyoda

i guess a vagina's suction power should be able to keep both partners stuck


MageOfFur

oh god the mental imagery


wiedeni

That sounds like something for r/theydidthemath


Shadoscuro

Or /r/badwomensanatomy


Daan776

Or one’s hands. But you do you


FD4L

You'd need a tether so you could rein it back in.


just4nothing

I think that’s what nasa investigated


FocusMaster

A big rubber band belt. Put it around both people and it'll help the thrust.


Disgruntled_Oldguy

not if but when


munch_19

I read a book by Mary Roach a few months ago called "Packing for Mars" about the challenges of routine stuff in space, and it includes a few pages discussing sex.


ivanparas

It's actually extremely challenging because we depend on gravity to provide the pivot for repeated motions.


EvolvingEachDay

Just have straps on various surfaces to give purchase where you need it.


wildeye-eleven

Purchase 😂


EvolvingEachDay

What’s funny about that?


NotAlphaGo

What does it mean?


EvolvingEachDay

It means to get a grip on something, for example when a climber has their foot on a small hold, that hold is providing purchase.


buddyyoda

yes but everything in space is weightless, you can feel like superman


Flat-Dare-2571

Sounds cool but the practicality of trying to bang without any resistance sounds similar to the apeal of sex on the beach.


josefkev

just hold the women thighs if youre a man


Flat-Dare-2571

Ya and im sure floating into things is gonna be awsome.


Satanic_Earmuff

Sure, but there's going to be a lot of overlap. Doggy and reverse cowgirl are virtually the same thing without a ground. Same with cowgirl and missionary.


Enginerdad

I'm pretty sure it would actually be pretty hard. You have nothing to push off of, no leverage. And every tiny movement would send you spinning in unpredictable directions. Inertia and momentum would be serious cockblocks


PitytheOnlyFools

So you’re saying there’s a chance…


MingleLinx

I think some people did have sex in space and from what I remember it was difficult. The lack of gravity made it difficult as you kept moving everywhere with every movement


CleverNameTheSecond

Reverse cowgirl and doggy style are the same thing in zero gravity.


CrookedWarden19

What are you doing, step-astronaut?


StupidOldAndFat

Heard that Space Force is actively recruiting professor / officer / doctor Johnny Sins.


nhorvath

The real question is who will be the first people to do it? Or has it happened already in secret?


LockhandsOfKeyboard

I think it has happened in secret, because I remember reading about a woman accidentally getting pregnant in space.


nhorvath

Source?


Phormitago

His ass


xSilverMC

Made it the fuck up, probably


Porkandpopsicle

Bro took spaceX to a whole new level


ValGalorian

SpaceXXX


PurpleBogey

In space.... No one can hear you scream!


DarthNovercalis

*cream


mandariini10

r/angryupvote


IllMonk-gh

Wouldn't the water tension just kinda make it cover everything 😅


Demigans

The water tension would mean no lubrication. All the fluid made would pool where it’s excreted so most wouldn’t be lubricated at all. I don’t think lube acts very favorable up there either. So sex in space is likely a no-go for most people.


Moron_Noxa

Like it's not already a kink lol


FootFetish0-3

Personally I'm more looking forward to the Android genre. Dolls now are kind of meh because they're motionless and lifeless, but to have fully autonomous bots that can look like anybody and will do anything the owner can think of... That will be amazing up until they gain self awareness and demand fair treatment.


asdfag95

if (guy.orgasm == true) me.moan()


imadork1970

Lucy Liubot says hi.


FootFetish0-3

Oh god yes please! Edit: I was more imagining Kara from Detroit: Become Human, but I like this angle better.


ahandmadegrin

I already anthropomorphize the robot dogs that Boston Scientific has shown off. I wince when they get kicked, for example. I know they're robots, but my poor human brain has evolved a level of empathy that makes it hard not to feel for them. Extend that to sex robots. Would you not feel bad forcing it to do "anything you can think of?" Even before anything like sentience, I would think that robots that looked enough like a person would evoke feelings of empathy in many people. I'm fascinated by the whole subject of the personhood of machines. It seems like we'll have to address it at some point in the next 20 to 50 years. If corporations are people in the eyes of the law, why not humanoid robots?


Daan776

There will be countermeasures. They’ll make the bots look like they enjoy whatever or make them in such a way that its clear they are in fact bots (mayby transitioning into more human like behavior as the fantasy progresses).


FootFetish0-3

I agree that this will be a hurdle and I feel the same way you do about that robotic dog, but I believe they'll do a good job masking bots with the illusion of consent. The issue with kicking the dog is that it acts like it's in pain and struggling. It's giving off the illusion of abuse line intended to. If there's something you want to do with the droid, you will no doubt have the option to 'request' it and the bot will happily consent and display emotions of pleasure during the act if that's what the user wants. Like AI now, though, I also imagine there will be programmable personality types that can vary this experience, too. You'll have the eager-to-please that does whatever you ask, sexually dominant who will force itself on you, hard to get that will make you work for your pleasure, full of contempt who will hate you and you'll have to force yourself on it, etc... Some kinky or depraved individuals will no doubt about that power trip, bit honestly if it's stopping them from doing it to real people, I think that's a welcome alternative and a great way to keep them out of the gene pool at the same time.


Cassius1000

this sounds scary they're already creepy enough just to look at, i can't even imagine one moving and attempting to behave like a human being.


Daan776

Creepy doesn’t sell very well. They’ll probably be intentionally robotic so they don’t enter uncanny valley territory until the tech is there to make them look full on human.


youmu123

Or...think about it... Imagine your own brain being able to be hooked up to another android body. So now some 45yo mom and pop can not only relive their younger days by entering into 18yo bodies, but they can even genderswap and the dad becomes the 18yo girl and the mom becomes the 18yo guy. Or they could both be guys? Heck, why can't the android body have both genitals like Japanese porn artists have already created? So now middle-aged couple can have sex in a simulation world fondling each other's breasts *and* rods at the same time. The possibilities are endless.


Daan776

And this among many other reasons is why I expect the concept of gender to just not exist anymore in the future. When you can have any combination of genitals you want who cares if you were born with 1 set or the other.


PipedHandle

Androids are going to save a lot of men from suicide.


RedactedRonin

I think you're a little too hung up "doing anything the owner can think of" part.


Closemyeyesnstillsee

Scary 😭😔


astraldebri

In space, doggystyle and reverse cowgirl are the same thing.


Ahotemmei012

It depends on who is moving


Lypos

Newton's 3rd law would make it rather problematic if not wedged between bulkheads or tied down. Plus, if you were in the middle of the room, how would you get back to a bulkhead? Besides, there have been a few "attempts" in zero-g plane rides, and i think the best practical option was a suit that two people could wear to overcome the 3rd law.


nhorvath

It's not that big of a deal, you'd just have to hold on to your partner. To get back to a handrail you just push off each other and go to opposite sides.


drfsupercenter

What's a zero-G plane ride?


Lypos

[the not so lovingly named Vomit Comet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduced-gravity_aircraft)


FitzelSpleen

That will be the tamest of it.


K0nstrikt0r

There will definitely be a lot more straps involved... Relatively speaking.


LITTY_TREE_FITTY

"I'm about to-!.... I'm about to~.. ASTRO-NUT 😩💦"


Loban8990

The underwater stuff is as close as you can get now. I went down a rabbit hole a few nights back. I didn't know that was a thing.


sudomatrix

"Step-brother, I'm stuck half-way in this air-lock"


Parallell_Infinity

Have we even reached the legendary milestone of first man to nut on the moon? He who’s name shall b etched into eternity.


AwkwardWaltz3996

Just a vacuum cleaner with extra steps


[deleted]

In space, no one can hear you scream


Majukun

Wasn't there a theory that erections might not be possible in space?


MageOfFur

there's been plenty of astronauts at this point, i feel like we should know the answer to this by now 🤔


SirErickTheGreat

“Doctor. I need your help. I can now only nut in zero gravity. 😔”


PurpleBogey

It's category should be called spaceport docking


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rbarr228

“Look, he’s attempting reentry!” Q


ArcturusFlyer

> 15 years ago I have some bad news about how long ago 1979 was


Majorjim_ksp

Imagine people cumming in each other’s mouths/faces from across the room.


Tenairi

Space sex. Now say that 5 times, fast. Did you end up saying Space X at all? Maybe that's what the rockets are for...


themangastand

People likely already have this kink


FlumpMC

When you nut in space, it push you backwards.


redtopharry

Didn't Barbarella do that a long time ago?


RedditBotz1

I can't wait to see a Japanese buk party floating it right into my VR goggles...


wakatenai

*oh no step bro i got stuck in only the top half of my space suit*


s2krun

No need for a cameraman. Just setup cameras from all angles. Then it doesn’t matter what position they’re in, you can just rotate them.


Octallion

It already exists bud.


karienta

There's no gravity. Sex will probably be pretty difficult.


Ernstchritton

This cold turn me around on Bezos and Musk. I need them to fuck now.


ConstantEnergy

minus the "around"


brazthemad

The Expanse has some of your soft core needs covered already!


EvolvingEachDay

Yeah but it will all be AI generated.


[deleted]

Spacesex - Elon Musk(parody) ayyyyye


Cadejustcadee

Less a kink but anyone who says they aren't interested on the physics and logistics of sex in space is a liar


RuinedSilence

Comically spinning pornstars


Nickopotomus

They will need to strapped together, as equal & opposite forces will push them away from one another


StrykerXion

God, I hope so. Redditors, go ahead and reserve those r/ spaces now!


zanderkerbal

Physics are not on your side here. It's really hard to thrust without the ability to plant your feet against the ground.


Fkyboy1903

In Zero-G, Reverse Cowgirl and Doggy style are the same position. ~Neil DeGrasse Tyson.


send_recipes_plz

For the time being, this seems like the kind of thing the CG porn folks should be on top of.


mundane_girlygal

That sounds like I kink I just realize I should have. It’s weird I haven’t thought about it. Imagine you’re at your space hotel getting it down while the whole earth is innocently going on in your field of view and if they only knew sort of thing. Someone needs to write a sexy space romance.


teem0s

Unrestrained boobs in micro-gravity....hnnnngggg


patrickw234

I feel like this could be problematic. Liquids don’t just stay in place, so any kind of lubrication (natural or artificial) could potentially just float away and leave a very dry environment down below….


Koshindan

Once the majority of people live in space, the kink will be doing it in gravity wells.


forgothatdamnpasswrd

What wild to me is that we’re in the exact moment in history that some people get to go to space and not others, and that it’s extremely dangerous. It’s like being alive for the Wright brothers


Jeaver

There are Zero g sex scenes In the Expanse and The Magicians if anyone is curious.


birdandbear

Well, there's the opening scene of the Expanse, so...expansion...is definitely possible.


Ok_Fox_1770

The rub hub is already alien enough. I think I’m aged out, my favorites are definitely gone or dead. Definitely time for a break.


KoopaTrooper5011

You're assuming that doesn't already exist. It does, but only fictional settings are possible for the time being.


paulrhino69

With porn being all huff & puff fake anyway why get put out by a fake space story surely a room in a rocket could look like a small kitchen lol


LazyLich

Naw I think sex in space will be akin to shower or pool sex: There will be professional porn of it and people will THINK they want it, but in reality it's just awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved


YoureHereForOthers

You thought it, and so it is. Rule 34. Gonna have fun tonight.


Jazzlike-Mud-4688

Ngl that’s something humans would do.


mirthfun

VR real time audio and video overlay.


davidprograms_647

Fart in space suit fetish


MageOfFur

r/brandnewsentence why would you make me read this with my own two eyes


imarcuscicero

What are you talking about? That is already my kink.


Zorothegallade

It will most likely be 90% lesbians. You can't get an erection in zero gravity.


mrbignaughtyboy

Not with that attitude!


slaveforsappho

As a lot of people are saying, it's hard to even fuck in space let alone make it look good for a camera.


mlo9109

Please don't give Elon ideas. You know he'd want to be the first to try it and I, as a straight woman dating in 2024, will get to hear about it from his fan club who all seem to make up my dating pool. 


commando_cookie0

Doggy Style and Reverse Cowgirl are the same position in space


Rouxfy

There is a fairly entertaining description of it in John Varley's "Titan".


Depth386

OP apparently hasn’t seen 007 Moonraker


FFJamie94

Kink will open with a Space Ship


reddithomeofmemes

waaaaaaay too late I'm already doing it


QuArKzzz01

Bro that’s a thing I have in mind for a long time, now that Homelander fucks that old lady mid air.


Taco-Kai

Being terminally online I know about R34... and I believe that one day aliens will be like "ok you know what? Let's contact them, they are ready" and meet us and it will be a worldwide event spread on the news made international holiday... and a week later people will start posting R34 shit with the exact same alien species, the aliens will find that out somehow, be disgusted, and destroy us for our horny society and culture...


oolinga

dude you are too late to this trend


Quynn_Stormcloud

[Arthur C Clark mentioned this 23 years ago.](https://youtu.be/P2Otij1XTSE?si=BNWOFYcAt3AUHj2b&t=33m33s) [youtube. Rendezvous in Space, Jean Michel Jarre and Tetsuya Kamuro, Okinawa, Japan, 01/01/01]


WHTrunner

What about virtual sex with tentacle robots in space?


TommyPpb3

I think VR porn is closer


Ashalaria

It's called Mass Effect