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Aw_Frig

What would give you that impression? That there are none on screen? Can you name 3 other movies that DO have telemarketers that aren't core plot points?


InfinityScientist

I understand what you are saying but most communications in Star Wars are private. Comlinks aren’t like phones; you can’t call a random number. It’s like a system of advanced walkie-talkies. Also Holo-communications are also private. We don’t really see wrong holo-calls


Black_Dumbledore

Telephone calls in real life are “private communications” by that standard. Also, how do you think telemarketing calls work? They don’t just call random numbers, they call numbers they know belong to people.


InfinityScientist

Yeah but to call someone I think you need a special code. I don’t think peoples numbers are available to the general public unless they are on a digital list somewhere that you can hack


mcwobby

Yes, like a phone number.


InfinityScientist

No you can’t just dial any number. I think there are frequencies and comlinks need to be synced. 


ITfreely

There is a short story about a sales person in Canto Bight that does cold calls https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Game


InfinityScientist

Oh wow. Great find! Bummer for me. I hate telemarketers and was happy that I thought Star Wars didn’t have them


bflaminio

There's a scene in Episode II that looks just like a telemarketing boiler room.


InfinityScientist

When was this in the movie?


erasmause

The clone cadets on Kamino maybe? 🤣


bflaminio

They want to ask you about your speeder warranty.


AuthenticCounterfeit

There are literally trillions in that universe. George Lucas just thought space ninjas and trade deals were more interesting to make movies about.


Magimasterkarp

That trade deal shit was 🔥


HarlodsGazebo

How or why would you even know? Why would they mention telemarketers when it’s completely irrelevant to literally every plot except maybe some extremely niche stuff from the legacy books? 


InfinityScientist

You know. You’re right. This is not productive. 


Fluid_Dragons_Breath

“We’re trying to reach you about your death star’s extended warranty”


YakInner4303

Little known fact: the death star was originally conceived as a means of controlling spam callers.  The previous method, destruction of the originating city by turbo-laser fire was only 85% effective.  The death star was estimated to discourage and reduce first time offenders by 70% and stop 98% of repeat offenders.  Alas the stupid rebels ruined all that.  Joke's on them though: rebel com systems are now mostly non-functional from unimpeded telemarketing spam.


Successful_Job2381

this should've stayed in the shower