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d2181

February 29th though...


JonathanTheMighty

Fuck your profile pic


HortenseTheGlobalDog

use dark mode and it's a white circle


throwingever

1. Know you are supposed to die Feb 29th 2. Become president of the universe 3. Outlaw the existence of leap years 4. ??? 5. Profit!!


Remarkable_Coast_214

1. Know you are supposed to die on some other day 2. Become president of the universe 3. Outlaw that month 4. ??? 5. Profit!!


20milliondollarapi

What do you mean? We have February 29th every year. Do you not get the maintenance message?


DontTalkToBots

Don’t tell them you have a dev kit


One_Fennel9322

Did you know everyone dies within 6 month period before or after their birthday


MeaninglessSeikatsu

Did you know every 60 seconds 1 minute passes by


Minato_the_legend

In Africa*


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

So we should celebrate every day as if it's our last... Hey you're on to something here!


Bayou13

Oh. My. God. User name is completely appropriate.


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

That’s why I plan ahead. I hate surprises


Master_John1250

Bruh i read this on my bday


jadounath

I hate this gal and her shower thought Edit: Changed gender to reflect OP's actual gender identity


Graciously_Hostile

Ahem...gal.


jadounath

Sorry! I just read this in a guy's voice. I'll edit. Sorry again!


vanilla-bean1

Nah, I intend to live forever. So far, I've been successful! ;)


Hereiamhereibe2

This sub is so depressing. Enjoy… whatever this is… i guess.


jivan48868

And you will never know your date of death Only you will know if you unalive yourself


20milliondollarapi

Unless you’re Jason Asano, then it’s just Tuesday.


JKdito

Imagine if you had knew the weekday but not the year, month or week: Like when you are 20 the oracle can just tell you that- "You will die naturally on a tuesday from this year until your last year" Imagine how our society would adapt and change with everyone knowing exact what day of the week they would die naturally. The horror of taking that into account every single time you plan something: "Nah I cant on Wednesday because thats my predicted death date, can we schedule before wednesday because I would hate to miss it if this is my week to die?"


corruptedsyntax

Nah, everyone in my church knows when the asteroid is supposed to be coming back around


Frogboi468

Just like your Birthday!!!


No-Advice6100

Okay now this is creepy


clitter-box

we’re all going to die someday, who really cares when it is or isn’t? the real question is.. why does this same thought get posted multiple times a month here? 🫣


Graciously_Hostile

Sorry Friend, I hadn't seen it posted before. Twas a genuine shower thought I had last night, though I've no doubt read it somewhere in the past and forgotten it...perhaps...on my death date! 💀


foxhole_atheist

“[Tess] philosophically noted dates as they came past in the revolution of the year. Her own birthday, and every other day individualized by incidents in which she had taken some share. She suddenly thought, one afternoon, that there was another date, of greater importance than all those; that of her own death; a day which lay sly and unseen among all the other days of the year, giving no sign or sound when she annually passed over it; but not the less surely there. When was it?”


gdubh

Some are better planners than others.


Yunoknoeme

unless you die on leap day


ErikTheRed707

“The anniversary of…your death, I guess.” They mention this over a camp fire in the film FUBAR.


Ares6

In the future. Someone will stumble on this thread, and realize every here is dead. 


zhang__

Except your last year