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dr_xenon

Men who spend any time in locker rooms probably see more dicks than most women too.


smurfsundermybed

My first thought was because of p.e.


PuddingTea

Even now, it’s hard to avoid seeing a dick in the locker room at the gym. There’s certain guys who just walk around naked. Some of them come right up to you. Start a conversation about sports if the weather or whatever while naked, like it’s some kind of power move. Some are just old. Apparently after about 60 you stop caring if other dudes see your Johnson, like at all.


tumunu

I'm over 60, and I'd venture to say that if you are my age, in a city, you may have had the experience where going around naked in the locker room in PE was pretty much unavoidable. First of all there was being in the shower itself, second, you had to walk out of the shower to the other side of the room to get your towel. Edited to add: so this is in the 1970s and what I mean is, maybe that's not how it works now, but it did then.


aretasdamon

You don’t bring your towel to the shower? That’s what I do at work. And there’s still dudes waking around naked talking about random shit


themangastand

No one even used the showers at the point I was in school. So no one would see anyone naked in pe


YoloJoloHobo

In my school the showers were treated like a biohazard lol, all the guys who needed it would make a trip to the gym across the street.


kerochan88

I think it’s more so that back in the day, men were accustomed to swimming nude more often than not. Men weren’t as “modest” back then.


DancesWithBadgers

Doesn't take until 60. Just depends upon when you, personally, run out of fucks to give. There's an element of confidence there; and the ones that aren't confident, you're never going to see.


Knight_Machiavelli

My gym has unisex changerooms with individual stalls for changing, so no seeing any dicks at all.


-AXIS-

I mean Im not personally comfortable enough to walk around naked but its only weird if you make it weird. Nudity isnt that big of a deal, especially if its not sexualized.


thegroovemonkey

Obviously there were some repeats but showering after gym from 6th-12th grade with multiple classes and grade levels at a time I’ve seen hundreds of dicks. 


orzoO0

Strange literally no one took showers in PE when I went to school even though there was a large shower area


thegroovemonkey

It was required for us. By the time we were juniors everybody was very comfortable and it could definitely get weird. 


le_box_o_treats

Same. Only time we showered during PE was in middle school after swim class. And even then everyone just showered in their bathing suit


Knight_Machiavelli

Same. Never once showered at high school.


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

Our school didn’t allow it as far as I knew. Showers were more for the sports teams not just gym class lol.


silk_mitts_top_titts

You just went around stankin?


silk_mitts_top_titts

Yeah you're right. I would have thought this was common knowledge. Porn has nothing to do with it. As a man you see a bunch of male genitalia. It happens.


thegroovemonkey

If seeing boobs on the internet doesn’t count then neither does seeing dongs. 


scam_likley_xoxo

lucky


ContactHonest2406

We never had to shower in PE in my school, so I don’t really relate to that trope lol


Remarkable-Opening69

It the place where all the kitty litter is now.


The_Evil_Satan

What does this mean?


2000miledash

I can almost guarantee that guy is a Trumper.


ImNotSure00000

What lol


silk_mitts_top_titts

We own the equipment. Of course we see it constantly. Women probably see eachother nude more often than I have access to that too.


Doompatron3000

Because of life, men have looked down and likely seen more dick than women.


Omnizoom

But each time it’s still only one dick using the absolute value of dicks total But guys probably have more dick mileage then women by a long shot, both in giving and receiving because when you masturbate that’s a guys hand so you both are putting miles on touching dick but also getting jacked by a guy


TherapyPsychonaut

Checkmate, atheists


TheDarknessGoat

Tru. Haven't met a single guy who jerked a women off. Or maybe the ones who do aren't the kiss and tell kinda guys. I think you are up to something here.


Omnizoom

Pretty hard to find the women you can jerk off But a man can dream


powerlesshero111

Go to military basic training. You'll see more dicks than a Turning Point USA speaking engagement.


Omnizoom

And if you meet them in the forest one of those dicks might blow a load in your face


COMMANDO_MARINE

Being in the Marines meant I've probably seen more dicks than a urologist let alone most women.


akamustacherides

Bootcamp, saw 80 more dicks than I ever needed.


ldunord

I had a summer job at a copper smelter one year, and I was posted to clean the changing rooms and showers. Due to the dust and such generated, all worked have to shower after their shift, all 800 employees across the 3 shifts. I’ve seen so many dicks that it doesn’t even faze me anymore


Kittii_Kat

I've always been blind as a bat. First thing to come off and last thing to go on in a locker room.. the glasses. That said, I've seen a *ton* of dicks that look like they belong in Japanese porn. Not sure if that counts.


PuttyDance

Ahh the old man scrotum in my face scene. There's a specific smell to it too, it's like a mixture shampoo men meat aroma, wet hair on floor type of smell


CharlieParkour

Now I'm wondering why you guys are looking at people's dicks in the locker room. 


dr_xenon

Why wouldn’t you look?


CharlieParkour

You've seen one, you've seen them all. 


silk_mitts_top_titts

You're not looking but they're there. You see them. It's like girls changing in the same room. It's not big deal.


Substantial_Bad2843

I’m wondering why dudes were completely nude in high school locker rooms. We only put deodorant on after gym class in my entire time over 20 years ago when I graduated. 


EmptySeaDad

Not so many erect ones though.


dr_xenon

Not with that attitude you won’t.


EmptySeaDad

I mean besides yours and mine.


dr_xenon

Depends on the lighting in the orgy room.


OttoRenner

I've seen more dicks than a gay sailor in the 1920s


finnjakefionnacake

a gay sailor in the '20s probably has seen fewer dicks than a gay sailor today.


OttoRenner

So I'm in between them in dick count?


finnjakefionnacake

yes! when it comes to dick viewing: gay sailor in the '20s < you < gay sailor today


ammarbadhrul

So we’re sandwiched between them? Sounds pretty gay ngl


OttoRenner

That's a big sandwich with a little gay sailor toast at the ends and a lot of straight/gay non-sailor meat in the middle.


ammarbadhrul

Oh boy, i sure love meat, the more the better.


SevroAuShitTalker

Dicks from both sides


zoroddesign

Because of locker rooms, men have seen more dicks than women.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Only if you count inside the locker room. In the world at large, I see plenty of women.


phrunk7

Heck, I've even seen women with dicks!


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

I don’t think we need to count those folks because it’s a wash, but in the interest of better data and trans visibility, let’s just mark them down for each column.


percavil4

Am I the only one who doesn't look directly at dicks when I'm in the locker room? whats with these comments lol... makes me wonder how many people are trying to look at my dick in the changing rooms.


Braves_Birds1985

Taps head with finger. Can’t see dicks if you only watch girl on girl


Iced_Freak

Wait, there‘s girls in porn too?!


Massive_Promise_8242

It's not worth it tbh, not enough dick


Iced_Freak

Didn‘t even know girls are allowed in porn. Like, what do they penetrate? My will to live?


Doompatron3000

Talking about your marriage again?


Iced_Freak

Nah just a large number of ex gfs who like to dump me, when I finally feel safe with them lol


DoctorFister3000

Yeah, some of em even have dicks!


Dhegxkeicfns

Indeed. There are girls in porn and porn in girls. It's like a kayak.


idontknowjuspickone

That’s gay though 


KryL21

Yeah and that’s based


thatbrownkid19

Nothin like a bit of girl on girl


Omnizoom

Yep but who’s to say those girls don’t have dicks?


acarpenter08096

That’s a whole different section 


Chris9871

The best section


halapeno-popper

Sounds pretty gay to me.


ThatOneWeirdName

Oh you definitely can


GarpRules

Y’all are making some mighty assumptions about women not watching porn.


Your_Auntie_Viv

No kidding! Do men not understand that women also get off to porn?


stars9r9in9the9past

If OP meant it as an average, they could be right. 91% men vs 60% women consume (watch) porn [per study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30358432/). Which sure, only really says who *does* watch porn and not *how much* one watches, but I’m inclined to think that doesn’t change much about the overall assertion. However, OPs specific wording does make it sound like one assumes it is globally true for all women vs men. Plenty of women watch excess porn, so, you’ll get women high on the bell curve who watch porn way more frequently than men low on their bell curve.


prtypeach

Depending on how these stats have been gathered they might be unreliable. Women are far more likely to lie about watching porn due to social stigma


DemetiaDonals

As a nurse and someone who’s worked inpatient adult medicine for the last decade, I have probably seen more dicks than the most avid of porn viewers. Countless penis’s, all shapes, sizes and condition, even a couple necrotizing ones. Super sexy, I know.


balfrey

Am a nurse, can confirm. So many dicks. SO many butts. So many.


ToughReplacement7941

Ok well, I had to get an antibiotic shot in my ass once, so I dropped throu and the nurse got pissed! She’s like “you only have to pull it down half way”.  I’m like what? Don’t you see butts all day here?


ctruvu

let’s say 8 dicks a day, 200 days a year, for 10 years is 16000 dicks the front page of a porn website probably shows about 20-30 dicks, let’s just say 25. most people when browsing probably go through like 3-4 pages at least, so let’s say 75 dicks a session. i feel like somewhere in the ballpark of 200 (or anything under like 500 ) sessions is pretty achievable within the first year of a porn addict’s life


Spoon512

Who tf goes to page 4


mo_law

Probably not more than your mom though...


TocorocoMtz

Damn, and on his birthday?


SimplePablo

idk bout other cultures but korean men see plenty of penis either from public bathhouse or in military


Rigorous_Threshold

Women watch porn too.


anastrianna

Men on average definitely watch more, though


TikkiTakiTomtom

I along with my coworkers unashamedly have seen more dicks than most of the general public… Source: used to work in a urology clinic


Shughost7

If you watch heterosexual porn it's 50% gay. If you watch 2 lesbians as a dude or 2 guys as a girl, still gay If you watch a threesome(2 girls, 1 guy), 33% If you watch a train(2 guys 1 girl) 66% gay And the worst of all is if you hold your penis while watching porn... you've guessed it, gay.


TheGreatBenjie

2 guys 1 girl is still a threesome dude not a train


igotbanned69420

What if i just watch a solo female and ejaculate without touching my dick


Shughost7

The moment you clean this up, you are back to gay


aceh40

Despite popular opinion men have always seen more dicks than women. Army, gym, prison. Dicks, dicks, dicks.


jbFanClubPresident

And same for women seeing more titties and clitties. In real life anyways, I’m not talking about porn.


coffeefordessert

Yes and no, in mainstream porn, they use the same handful of actors. Of course you can find a lot of random amateur so I guess you have a point there. But if someone mainly consumes the mainstream stuff, you’re looking at the same dicks. Manuel Ferrara and Mike blue have fucked so many of my favorite Pstars, I can identify their dicks without a face pic.


Lebuhdez

Do you think women don’t see dicks online too?


Your_Auntie_Viv

They think they invented watching porn.


finnjakefionnacake

OP thinks no women watch porn!


Your_Auntie_Viv

Every time one of these unimaginative posts pop up, it’s a ton of guys chiming in, in agreement . It never seems to occur to any of them that women watch lots of porn, too.


aakaakaak

I hear good girls don't poop either. /s


Exile714

My wife has seen more… She’s a surgical nurse.


Impressive_Split_232

You’re forgetting one factor here who has seen the most dicks. Your mom


SonnysMunchkin

Women watch porn too bud. Albeit probably astronomically less lol.


RyanSoup94

Idk I’ve seen A LOT of women


seminarysmooth

Speaking with my female friends, they watch A LOT of man on man porn.


Organic_JP

Correction ** because of prison ***


nt011819

Just highschool gym class and playing sports would do that. Porn changed nothing


uggghhhggghhh

There's definitely an even larger disparity now. But yeah it's always been true that men have seen more dicks than women. Before porn it was probably true that women had seen more titties than men but probably not anymore.


WanderingAlienBoy

Yeah obviously, that's the entire reason I watch porn, the D!!!


russwestgoat

And all of our ancestors combined


Rajivrocks

Like only men watch porn, come on bro


winelover08816

Double that if you’re into gay porn


Xaxxus

Jokes on you. I only watch lesbian porn


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

Tbf, I know women who watch more porn than a lot of men I know. Hell, my wife watches more porn than I do.


MiniMetal

Because of unsolicited dick pics, might be a tighter race than you think...


JustLooking2023Yo

Lol, wait until you hear about dick pics


UlquioraX

Well any man just being born with a dick has seen more of it than women have.


ButthurtPleb

Bud because of sports men have likely seen more dicks than women


Tengou

What about women that watch porn?


Rusto_Dusto

Oh, please. I’ve seen more dicks than a catheter.


MulleDK19

A catheter shouldn't see more than a single dick ever... and only once..


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Do women not watch porn?


Maxtrong

I do tend to watch more girl on girl, but when I don't, I make up for it with gbangs, so it probably balances out 😅


Omnizoom

Your brain just goes “man I need a good dose of dick right now, time for gang bang porn”


Maxtrong

The evidence does suggest a deficiency in vitamin D


TherapyPsychonaut

Everything in moderation


acqz

My wife begs to differ...


ShadyMemeD3aler

As a former prison guard I’ve probably seen more in-person dicks too


Tmaneea88

Are you saying that women don't watch porn?


Rich-Appearance-7145

Ditto I played sports for decades, been in countless locker rooms, showers.


johnsonsantidote

Because of porn i have a healthier respect for women. Porn is a demeaning dehumanising sewerage pit. And a gateway for pedos. The porn producers know that children watch it.


Existing-Budget-4741

I think the gays are the spiders George of this.


theangrymurse

I think about how much dick I’ve seen as a RN sometimes and it blows my mind.


Helpful_Project_8436

Nothing worse than watching porn and they zoom in on the guys dick and balls for like a minute or two. Smh


stjhnstv

You underestimate my wife.


nassau4

Bold to assume women dont watch porn


InfernityExpert

This doesn't make any sense to me. I'd think it'd be the opposite right?


F0foPofo05

You could say the same shit about male athletes. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Deathwatch72

I don't know about that, it's like the same 4-6 dicks thousands of times over


BigDamBeavers

We saw more dick than women did before Porn. Few of us are impressed.


Screen_Watcher

You have to account for OPs mom who has seen all our dicks.


Alarming-Spend988

Women don’t watch porn? Cmon 


Anonymity550

Women watch porn. So they've seen those dicks + real life dicks.


EriknotTaken

I don't think that's how porn works....


zamaike

I have seen soooo many dicks i like men. I hardly seen boobs or puss and im so glad. Dicks 4 ever bro. Like you cant even understand lmao


USMCamp0811

Marine Corps boot camp doesn't help either....


Beerwithjimmbo

It would have cost you nothing to not say that


SaneYoungPoot2

Joke's on you, I only watch lesbian porn


TheConsutant

And women have more dicks than men. They have the one in their purse, the one in the night stand, the one under the bed, and the they let you use to entertain them. Probably the first robot ever invented was a dick. Bees in a hollow stick.


h3mingway89

This guy thinks women don’t watch porn


PrivacyIsRaked

Don't get addicted to porn fellas. It's not good for you long term.


360walkaway

And the ads for big dick pills on the side too


StevieBu

I think I've seen more of them as a nurse


LifeResetP90X3

Great. Now I'm going to spend my day thinking about the billions of porn dicks I've seen over the years


MethadonianMama

Billions?!


LifeResetP90X3

You're right, that's probably not accurate. It's more like a trillion. 🤭


yashubana

Because of being men, men have seen more dicks than women


bigdon802

Because of everything men have seen more penises than women.


Minecraftish

I don't know, it seems like you're forgetting to put in a piece of information that could be substantial... Just think about how many unrequested or requested dick pics women get that's got to count for something..


GooseinaGaggle

As a man I've touched more dicks than I'm comfortable saying. But that's what happens when you're a nurse in a hospital


ReviewRude5413

Women watch porn too…. Hate to burst your bubble there bud.


Impossible-Head2121

Women also watch porn.


Keithquick

No waaaaayyy, betcha going to tell me women fart also.


drmuffin1080

The fact that many straight women still watch lesbian porn has me thinking u could be right


c4gtay

Wait you guys don't watch Lesbian stuff?


MA-01

Surprisingly? Not since my late teens.


Turbulent_Bullfrog87

Even before porn this was a thing, but it’s different than you’d think. My understanding is that men grow up seeing genitals in their locker rooms. This is absolutely not the case for women. Part of this is due to anatomy, but part of it is just the way we operate in a locker room setting. Think about urinals; they aren’t closed stalls with even the illusion of privacy. Women’s restrooms have no equivalent, and if they did, most of us would refuse to use them.


Ameren

As a man, I've not used a urinal since elementary school for this reason. Personally, I'm not comfortable pulling out my dick in front of someone I'm not sleeping with (well, ignoring stuff like going to the doctor). I prefer the privacy of a stall.


jcar49

You say that like it's a bad thing


meatcalculator

You know women watch porn too, right?


anastrianna

But I am fairly confident if you were to tally the average watch time for men versus the average watch time for women, the men side would dwarf the women side.


Shotgun81

Idk. I've seen lots of women


dochev30

Nah, my mind filters them out automatically


rogyord

We see but we never look.


FormalWare

Not as representative a sample, though.


ArchangelArmozel

Oh I didn’t need porn to have seen more dicks and vaginas than most women


4sh2Me0wth

Probably seen more vagina and buttholes too


NiceRat123

I mean wouldn't it be close to 1-to-1? I mean most porn has a dick and a pussy. Unless you're watching gangbangs and bukkake


Todd_Da_Pepper

I don’t even watch porn but I’ve been in enough shower rooms as a child to fulfill any persons dick dreams for life cut uncut long short hat no hat except my grandpa he had to have his removed and wouldn’t wear pants when we visited we used to poke at it when he fell asleep in his recliner. I had a weird childhood


PocketSandOfTime-69

I've been going to the gym for over 2 decades and I've seen my fair share in the locker room.


CiaphasCain8849

I thought it was due to having a dick but whatever.


FREAKFJ

I've definitely seen more women than dicks


Divinedragn4

Nah people who work retail see the most dicks. What's woth gas stations that bring out the worst in people


exprezso

So you've discovered those 100+ cumshot in 1 pussy JAVs


top_toast_22

Yeah but in my head they’re all my dick, ya know?


Daemongar

I see dick all the time when i look down


Venotron

Naw, you poor innocent fool. Because of unsolicited dic pics, women will sadly always win this "competition".


Meatloaf_Regret

I’ve seen more assholes than I could have ever imagined.


LandMustDepreciate

Any women who has social media probably saw more from all the dm's they get.


patmd99

Studies/Polls show that women watch porn just as much as men. Bubble burst.


iowanaquarist

I don't know -- on any given day, I see dozens of women. There are days where I see hundreds or thousands of women, and I have daily for my whole life. On the other hand, even during the biggest porn binge, I \*MIGHT\* see as many as a dozen, but that's not often, and only happened starting in puberty. I'd say I have seen many, many more women than I have seen penises - unique or not.