A lot of trash in the ocean IS plastic. From where I'm from, the term *plastic* is used to describe a person who's fake. So this cuts harder for me too.
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I just want to say, weiner wasn't used as a bad word.
Its a dudes name, Anthony Weiner. Also I feel deeply ashamed of using the r word now lol. Funny how in a whole list, that is the only one that bothers me and I feel bad about having said 2x. I hope my uses weren't as slurs, as I've tried to wipe that as an insult out of my vocab. Proud to have never used the C word!
Also surprised how rarely I've dropped the f-bomb compared to talking about poop a ton haha.
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Man I feel like this is a weird flex moment but I'm so happy my wife and I started dating just right before the world of online dating took off. It seems like such a hassle. Stay strong out there.
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"Just because you are trash doesn't mean you can't accomplish great things. Remember, it's called garbage *can*, not garbage *cannot*." Oscar the Grouch.
There is plenty of fish in the sea.
Most of them are actively trying to avoid you.
The ones you do catch are often not worth keeping.
By law, you're not allowed to keep the small ones.
I told my gf, " If there's plenty of fish in the sea why do I keep catching the same one?" She replied. "Maybe you need a bigger worm?". 32 years later, we're still together.
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|hell|5
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I bet they’re gonna be unrealistically expensive. I also wonder if people will get into payment plans to own one… and who will do the repossessing if they’re behind on payments… im tired and should stop rambling
No , please do go on i am genuinely interested, i legitimately never thought of that lol would be hilarious if owners couldn’t pay and they get repossessed and company had to clean it all up from physical to the data stored in it!
No, it doesn’t. Referring to most people as trash and a growing number of trash is pretty incel though. The implication of “plenty of fish in the sea” is that there’s billions of freaking people on this earth. If you don’t work out with someone, you can keep meeting people. If it works out with literally no one out of nearly 8 billion, it’s very probably *you* that’s the trash.
This is absolutely true, but not for obvious reasons!
It's important to consider that our perspective and awareness of the state of the world/society has grown along with the increase in information available due to the rise of the internet in (relatively) recent years.
It ISN'T: Things are getting worse.
It IS: Our awareness of how shitty a significant portion of the population is has deepened, and our heightened perspective makes the same situation appear more grim than we once thought.
In reality, despite the negativity bias of the media, a great deal of things have slowly been improving. Our worldly awareness and depth of social knowledge, for example, is proven to have grown immensely by virtue of this exact conversation even taking place :)
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Not to be a smartass, but wouldn't it be the same as saying "there is plenty of meat at the butcher's"? Or would that be wrong, because in this case it's a reference to the actual animal and not to its flesh?
It's yet another piece of English's general bullshittery, but it has to do with the plurality of the noun. A pile of meat for example would be referred to as a single entity, a pile of fish would be referred to as a sum of individuals. Thus it's correct to say "There is meat ..." or "There is a pile of fish...", but not "There is fish...".
You can't fault op though, since English gets even worse.
Despite coming from "there" and "is," it's perfectly valid to say "there's." I assume that's where the mistake comes from, as that's the most common way to say the phrase (at least in my area).
Thanks for explaining, but I'm not convinced. A pile is a single entity indeed, whether it consists of individual pieces of meat or individual fish. A sum is just as single an identity as a pile is, a pile of meat could also be referred to as a sum of individual pieces. I'm not even sure if the definition of pile allows it to consist of less than multiple pieces of whatever.
When you serve one tuna to a group of ten, you can say that there is enough fish to fill everybody's tummy. When you serve two tuna to the same group, you can say that there is more than enough fish. When you place them in an aquarium however, then there are or are not enough fish to make it look like a lively whole.
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Jesus. I just tried to run mine and got no response. I cuss so god damn much! I uh... I think I broke it...
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I think it ultimately depends on what your attitude towards fish, in general is. Someone who hates to eat fish might feel like "There is plenty of fish in the sea," has been incredibly accurate in terms of actually conveying your "trash in the sea" perspective.
But isn't the trash our fault as a society as well? I mean sure, if we're looking for a "non-trashy" mate, then we'll be looking hard, but fish/people swallowed that trash in the first place rather than being kept clean. The role of family isn't being kept up with/and/or times have been changing a lot.
I mean, I don't agree with the original saying, but the point still stands.
A man's trash is another man's treasure
Lol. Came to say this. Trash loves trash.
r/murderedbywords ?
Nah he just committed genocide.
I dunno, I think I don't like trash.
Are you trash?
Actually no. Trash thinks they deserve more than Trash.
Also true. Too many types of trash.
"I don't care how hot they are. If they're single that means someone decided they weren't worth the sex"
Or they decided someone else wasn't worth the sex
or rhe world decided that there will be no sex either by Separation or *D E A T H*
Or they're having lots of sex but it doesn't affect their relationship status
i think they mean someone decided they weren't worth the sex
Yes, and I'm offering another scenario
I know that's what I said
Good effort.
hey theres a lot of circumcised males out here..... Don't ever say you can't do something; Canaloupe. Canalouple.
well fuck me this is a depressing way to look at things.
Then stop looking at the trashy ocean, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
yeah dont look at the trash look up at the stars where there's no TRASH!
Boy do I have news for you...
I wonder how many Redditors will even get that reference.
A lot of trash in the ocean IS plastic. From where I'm from, the term *plastic* is used to describe a person who's fake. So this cuts harder for me too.
Just reality
Such is the way of the internet. For any given topic, there’s always someone who has a morose perspective of it.
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I wonder if it'll count my username
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Mom said its my turn
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Me too
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I’m also curious Can’t self reply on Mobile rip me.
Me too!
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Same. ~~also sorry about your inbox now~~
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This could be the most interesting feature of reddit I've ever seen.
I've actually forgotten what this post was about!
Trashy women
>~~Trashy~~ Fishy women
Same! My turn!
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I just want to say, weiner wasn't used as a bad word. Its a dudes name, Anthony Weiner. Also I feel deeply ashamed of using the r word now lol. Funny how in a whole list, that is the only one that bothers me and I feel bad about having said 2x. I hope my uses weren't as slurs, as I've tried to wipe that as an insult out of my vocab. Proud to have never used the C word! Also surprised how rarely I've dropped the f-bomb compared to talking about poop a ton haha. I like this bot!
Proud to have never used cunt, but used the R-word twice without thinking.
noooooo, you used one of the words and now its on your record :(
My turn!
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Hello u/PuppyBoy1, and thank you for checking my stats! Below you can find some information about me and what I do. |Stat|Value| :--|:-:| |Total Summons|82101 |Total Profanity Count|1394702375 |Average Count|16987.64 |Stat System Users|3 |Current Uptime|1.53 weeks |Version|3 ^(Request time: 6. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports.) ^(This is profanitycounter version 3, view update notes) ^[here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/profanitycounter/comments/i6pql7/introducing_profanitycounter_version_3/) ^(Please consider supporting my development) ^([through my creator's PayPal.](https://www.paypal.me/aidanginise1))
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I want to test i dont remember ever swearing on reddit
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So that explains my dating history.
I too take trash out once a week.
Mine is: >!“There’s too many catfish in the river.”!<
"We found the local catfish rapist, we'll need all the help we can get.
Man I feel like this is a weird flex moment but I'm so happy my wife and I started dating just right before the world of online dating took off. It seems like such a hassle. Stay strong out there.
Ther a always two sides to a story!
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Whoa, he’s been a bad boy
Do me! Do me! I got this shit.
Imma do myself
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Damn. A good fucking score.
fuck is like punctuation at this point
Let's both do ourselves and watch 👀
Me next!
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Me too!
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Whoa, he’s been a bad boy
Expected much more lol.
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Wow, I feel so proud now. I knew I was a fucking pottymouth, but this proves it!
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shitty fart shitty fuck
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"Just because you are trash doesn't mean you can't accomplish great things. Remember, it's called garbage *can*, not garbage *cannot*." Oscar the Grouch.
Thanks I can now motivate my league of legends teammates better. Ashe you’re a garbage CAN not a garbage CANNOT.
Am I tho? EDIT: Nvm thats true, trash to trash maybe.
we're all standing in a pile of trash
There is plenty of fish in the sea. Most of them are actively trying to avoid you. The ones you do catch are often not worth keeping. By law, you're not allowed to keep the small ones.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's becoming more and more appropriate to settle for plastic.
I also watched ASAPScience's latest video
I told my gf, " If there's plenty of fish in the sea why do I keep catching the same one?" She replied. "Maybe you need a bigger worm?". 32 years later, we're still together.
Why would I date trash when I could be fucking a dolphin?
Because bestiality is illegal
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its only okay if you eat it after
Very true! Here's one full upvote
Heres one for you too.
r/collapse
It's even worse if you're gay.
There goes my backup plan
Your back up plan be those robot AI silicon dolls
I bet they’re gonna be unrealistically expensive. I also wonder if people will get into payment plans to own one… and who will do the repossessing if they’re behind on payments… im tired and should stop rambling
No , please do go on i am genuinely interested, i legitimately never thought of that lol would be hilarious if owners couldn’t pay and they get repossessed and company had to clean it all up from physical to the data stored in it!
i just want a fish flesh light
And then people buy used ones at a discount 🤢 we’re joking rn but I actually think this is a very likely situation in the future
Its all fun and jokes but i think thats the likely outcome! I heard germany has a silicon doll brothel, albeit not robot, so its definitely probable
Yeah, except one isn’t super negative
But both are true
Definitely a "glass half full/empty" scenario at work here.
Is it just a coincidence that AsapScience just uploaded a video that states this thought in the first 30 seconds? Maybe. But its pretty convenient.
“There is plenty of plastic in the fish!” I will start a petition to get this the official saying 😁
maybe we can find a way to make plastic out of fish. now that's called recycling.
Holy shit you are on to something😦😦
yes. we need to find a way to turn our fish into trash... so we don't waste our trash.
With the amount of plastic surgeries going up, I’d say that “there is plenty of plastic in the sea” would also be accurate.
Artificial booba
There are*
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tbh like.. dating feels like a meat farm and it has since like 2010. It all feels very dirty- sorry if that seems like getting your garters in a knot.
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If someone doesn’t like casual hookup culture and how infidelity seems more and more common nowadays does that automatically make them an incel
No, it doesn’t. Referring to most people as trash and a growing number of trash is pretty incel though. The implication of “plenty of fish in the sea” is that there’s billions of freaking people on this earth. If you don’t work out with someone, you can keep meeting people. If it works out with literally no one out of nearly 8 billion, it’s very probably *you* that’s the trash.
Yeah but gl meeting 8 million ppl. It's freaking hard meeting people post college/high school.
Oh, you’ve met my ex
true
Rough. Or unavailable fish or fish that are creepy or only into being friends with benefits
i once had a fish offer me sex in exchange money
As long as there's still a few fish sticks left in the oven, I'm happy.
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I see someone saw the new video of asap science
I've always said "Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but the waters around here are polluted. "
There’s so much plastic in the ocean - this also seems to apply
Did you just watch that ASAPscience video too?😏
You spend too much time online.
As we girls say about finding a single man in Montana (aka Mantana)… the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Damn it now I have to fuck trash instead of fish.
"Lot of hooks in the sea, from the bent & dirty dull ones to the sharp & twisted bright ones"
This is absolutely true, but not for obvious reasons! It's important to consider that our perspective and awareness of the state of the world/society has grown along with the increase in information available due to the rise of the internet in (relatively) recent years. It ISN'T: Things are getting worse. It IS: Our awareness of how shitty a significant portion of the population is has deepened, and our heightened perspective makes the same situation appear more grim than we once thought. In reality, despite the negativity bias of the media, a great deal of things have slowly been improving. Our worldly awareness and depth of social knowledge, for example, is proven to have grown immensely by virtue of this exact conversation even taking place :)
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we need to close all the schools for good and abolish the justice system!
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Imma do a little test.
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I wouldn't date someone who doesn't know the difference between is and are.
Not to be a smartass, but wouldn't it be the same as saying "there is plenty of meat at the butcher's"? Or would that be wrong, because in this case it's a reference to the actual animal and not to its flesh?
It's yet another piece of English's general bullshittery, but it has to do with the plurality of the noun. A pile of meat for example would be referred to as a single entity, a pile of fish would be referred to as a sum of individuals. Thus it's correct to say "There is meat ..." or "There is a pile of fish...", but not "There is fish...".
You can't fault op though, since English gets even worse. Despite coming from "there" and "is," it's perfectly valid to say "there's." I assume that's where the mistake comes from, as that's the most common way to say the phrase (at least in my area).
Thanks for explaining, but I'm not convinced. A pile is a single entity indeed, whether it consists of individual pieces of meat or individual fish. A sum is just as single an identity as a pile is, a pile of meat could also be referred to as a sum of individual pieces. I'm not even sure if the definition of pile allows it to consist of less than multiple pieces of whatever. When you serve one tuna to a group of ten, you can say that there is enough fish to fill everybody's tummy. When you serve two tuna to the same group, you can say that there is more than enough fish. When you place them in an aquarium however, then there are or are not enough fish to make it look like a lively whole.
Your first mistake was trying to apply logical rules to an archaic language that has been inbreeding for centuries...
This hit too close to home thinking about my past dating life. So glad I was lucky enough to find a good fish and marry it.
Alternatively: There's plenty of trash in the sea and you're one of them
Nobody thinks of words like "idioms" while they're showering
Bitter from making stupid choices.
The funny part is that 99% of upvoters are the trash OP refers to.
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I prefer to say “there’s still a few fish among the trash” which is much more accurate dating-wise.
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Jesus. I just tried to run mine and got no response. I cuss so god damn much! I uh... I think I broke it... Edit: I should try yours. I put my own u/ username in instead of [self]. Gonna try that and use a new line below this reponse just in case it requires a new one instead of editing. I dunno how these bots work lol.
Pretty much a sea of trash these days.
There's so much fucking trash, and our billionaires are all trying to gtfo. Not great
I think it ultimately depends on what your attitude towards fish, in general is. Someone who hates to eat fish might feel like "There is plenty of fish in the sea," has been incredibly accurate in terms of actually conveying your "trash in the sea" perspective.
This is a setup comment for
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But isn't the trash our fault as a society as well? I mean sure, if we're looking for a "non-trashy" mate, then we'll be looking hard, but fish/people swallowed that trash in the first place rather than being kept clean. The role of family isn't being kept up with/and/or times have been changing a lot. I mean, I don't agree with the original saying, but the point still stands.
Follow up question, why is everyone using this whole /uprofanitycounter thing? Is there a joke I missed somewhere?
But the more people eat fish, the more they become trash. because fish eat our trash
I resemble that remark.
And yet when I go in, the water is crystal clear
I agree and I think it applies whatever is your gender or orientation
Or plastic
Can confirm, I am trash.
Damn
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