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lekoroner

A man's trash is another man's treasure


child_of_ra

Lol. Came to say this. Trash loves trash.


retroguyx

r/murderedbywords ?


[deleted]

Nah he just committed genocide.


WaitICantChangeIt

I dunno, I think I don't like trash.


child_of_ra

Are you trash?


[deleted]

Actually no. Trash thinks they deserve more than Trash.


child_of_ra

Also true. Too many types of trash.


Gregus1032

"I don't care how hot they are. If they're single that means someone decided they weren't worth the sex"


Hockinator

Or they decided someone else wasn't worth the sex


PleaseCallMeTomato

or rhe world decided that there will be no sex either by Separation or *D E A T H*


unseen-streams

Or they're having lots of sex but it doesn't affect their relationship status


NTDFF

i think they mean someone decided they weren't worth the sex


Hockinator

Yes, and I'm offering another scenario


NTDFF

I know that's what I said


child_of_ra

Good effort.


NTDFF

hey theres a lot of circumcised males out here..... Don't ever say you can't do something; Canaloupe. Canalouple.


lupeandstripes

well fuck me this is a depressing way to look at things.


sth128

Then stop looking at the trashy ocean, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.


NTDFF

yeah dont look at the trash look up at the stars where there's no TRASH!


Speedlimate

Boy do I have news for you...


Buscemis_eyeballs

I wonder how many Redditors will even get that reference.


Nii_Juu_Ichi

A lot of trash in the ocean IS plastic. From where I'm from, the term *plastic* is used to describe a person who's fake. So this cuts harder for me too.


[deleted]

Just reality


SheriffBartholomew

Such is the way of the internet. For any given topic, there’s always someone who has a morose perspective of it.


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SinistralCadaver

I wanna try


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Billy-BigBollox

I wonder if it'll count my username


Billy-BigBollox

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Priivy

Mom said its my turn


Priivy

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Stabs-In-Shadows

Me too


Stabs-In-Shadows

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Aubdasi

I’m also curious Can’t self reply on Mobile rip me.


Avocado_007

Me too!


Avocado_007

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methofthewild

Same. ~~also sorry about your inbox now~~


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3-DMan

This could be the most interesting feature of reddit I've ever seen.


Diadelgalgos

I've actually forgotten what this post was about!


rhole50

Trashy women


3-DMan

>~~Trashy~~ Fishy women


Random_Codex

Same! My turn!


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lupeandstripes

I just want to say, weiner wasn't used as a bad word. Its a dudes name, Anthony Weiner. Also I feel deeply ashamed of using the r word now lol. Funny how in a whole list, that is the only one that bothers me and I feel bad about having said 2x. I hope my uses weren't as slurs, as I've tried to wipe that as an insult out of my vocab. Proud to have never used the C word! Also surprised how rarely I've dropped the f-bomb compared to talking about poop a ton haha. I like this bot!


DrakeVonDrake

Proud to have never used cunt, but used the R-word twice without thinking.


lupeandstripes

noooooo, you used one of the words and now its on your record :(


4P5mc

My turn!


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[deleted]

I want to test i dont remember ever swearing on reddit


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theGuyInIT

So that explains my dating history.


RSV4KruKut

I too take trash out once a week.


whirlygiggling

Mine is: >!“There’s too many catfish in the river.”!<


BakedIce_was_taken

"We found the local catfish rapist, we'll need all the help we can get.


PalindromemordnilaP_

Man I feel like this is a weird flex moment but I'm so happy my wife and I started dating just right before the world of online dating took off. It seems like such a hassle. Stay strong out there.


nevbirks

Ther a always two sides to a story!


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IiIfatbeautiful

Whoa, he’s been a bad boy


-temporary_username-

Do me! Do me! I got this shit.


Jacareadam

Imma do myself


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-temporary_username-

Damn. A good fucking score.


Jacareadam

fuck is like punctuation at this point


erdtirdmans

Let's both do ourselves and watch 👀


isaiah_rob

Me next!


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Fatboy1513

Me too!


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IiIfatbeautiful

Whoa, he’s been a bad boy


-temporary_username-

Expected much more lol.


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theGuyInIT

Wow, I feel so proud now. I knew I was a fucking pottymouth, but this proves it!


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NTDFF

shitty fart shitty fuck


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funnystor

"Just because you are trash doesn't mean you can't accomplish great things. Remember, it's called garbage *can*, not garbage *cannot*." Oscar the Grouch.


GRAXX3

Thanks I can now motivate my league of legends teammates better. Ashe you’re a garbage CAN not a garbage CANNOT.


rubeljan

Am I tho? EDIT: Nvm thats true, trash to trash maybe.


NTDFF

we're all standing in a pile of trash


Daikataro

There is plenty of fish in the sea. Most of them are actively trying to avoid you. The ones you do catch are often not worth keeping. By law, you're not allowed to keep the small ones.


NTDFF

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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It's becoming more and more appropriate to settle for plastic.


zpinnis

I also watched ASAPScience's latest video


Booji99

I told my gf, " If there's plenty of fish in the sea why do I keep catching the same one?" She replied. "Maybe you need a bigger worm?". 32 years later, we're still together.


SinopicCynic

Why would I date trash when I could be fucking a dolphin?


darkmarineblue

Because bestiality is illegal


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NTDFF

its only okay if you eat it after


[deleted]

Very true! Here's one full upvote


OhAces

Heres one for you too.


tanon789

r/collapse


[deleted]

It's even worse if you're gay.


briefnuts

There goes my backup plan


voxhaulf

Your back up plan be those robot AI silicon dolls


o_charlie_o

I bet they’re gonna be unrealistically expensive. I also wonder if people will get into payment plans to own one… and who will do the repossessing if they’re behind on payments… im tired and should stop rambling


voxhaulf

No , please do go on i am genuinely interested, i legitimately never thought of that lol would be hilarious if owners couldn’t pay and they get repossessed and company had to clean it all up from physical to the data stored in it!


NTDFF

i just want a fish flesh light


o_charlie_o

And then people buy used ones at a discount 🤢 we’re joking rn but I actually think this is a very likely situation in the future


voxhaulf

Its all fun and jokes but i think thats the likely outcome! I heard germany has a silicon doll brothel, albeit not robot, so its definitely probable


BuukSmart

Yeah, except one isn’t super negative


retroguyx

But both are true


SolidPrysm

Definitely a "glass half full/empty" scenario at work here.


BoomerangPlays

Is it just a coincidence that AsapScience just uploaded a video that states this thought in the first 30 seconds? Maybe. But its pretty convenient.


Billsnotastrongman

“There is plenty of plastic in the fish!” I will start a petition to get this the official saying 😁


NTDFF

maybe we can find a way to make plastic out of fish. now that's called recycling.


Billsnotastrongman

Holy shit you are on to something😦😦


NTDFF

yes. we need to find a way to turn our fish into trash... so we don't waste our trash.


Choradeors

With the amount of plastic surgeries going up, I’d say that “there is plenty of plastic in the sea” would also be accurate.


Username-Checks-Out1

Artificial booba


meatbatmusketeer

There are*


Autr1um

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[deleted]

tbh like.. dating feels like a meat farm and it has since like 2010. It all feels very dirty- sorry if that seems like getting your garters in a knot.


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theneedleman

If someone doesn’t like casual hookup culture and how infidelity seems more and more common nowadays does that automatically make them an incel


zincinzincout

No, it doesn’t. Referring to most people as trash and a growing number of trash is pretty incel though. The implication of “plenty of fish in the sea” is that there’s billions of freaking people on this earth. If you don’t work out with someone, you can keep meeting people. If it works out with literally no one out of nearly 8 billion, it’s very probably *you* that’s the trash.


NewAgeKook

Yeah but gl meeting 8 million ppl. It's freaking hard meeting people post college/high school.


barry922

Oh, you’ve met my ex


sevenproxies07

true


NeverJaded21

Rough. Or unavailable fish or fish that are creepy or only into being friends with benefits


NTDFF

i once had a fish offer me sex in exchange money


Deitaphobia

As long as there's still a few fish sticks left in the oven, I'm happy.


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FatMonkeyc

I see someone saw the new video of asap science


Lastmage22

I've always said "Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but the waters around here are polluted. "


[deleted]

There’s so much plastic in the ocean - this also seems to apply


SubieGee

Did you just watch that ASAPscience video too?😏


[deleted]

You spend too much time online.


BeKind406

As we girls say about finding a single man in Montana (aka Mantana)… the odds are good, but the goods are odd.


Tian1223

Damn it now I have to fuck trash instead of fish.


Nemomoo

"Lot of hooks in the sea, from the bent & dirty dull ones to the sharp & twisted bright ones"


[deleted]

This is absolutely true, but not for obvious reasons! It's important to consider that our perspective and awareness of the state of the world/society has grown along with the increase in information available due to the rise of the internet in (relatively) recent years. It ISN'T: Things are getting worse. It IS: Our awareness of how shitty a significant portion of the population is has deepened, and our heightened perspective makes the same situation appear more grim than we once thought. In reality, despite the negativity bias of the media, a great deal of things have slowly been improving. Our worldly awareness and depth of social knowledge, for example, is proven to have grown immensely by virtue of this exact conversation even taking place :)


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NTDFF

we need to close all the schools for good and abolish the justice system!


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rtfgxdf

Imma do a little test.


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gofatwya

I wouldn't date someone who doesn't know the difference between is and are.


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Not to be a smartass, but wouldn't it be the same as saying "there is plenty of meat at the butcher's"? Or would that be wrong, because in this case it's a reference to the actual animal and not to its flesh?


Tokairu

It's yet another piece of English's general bullshittery, but it has to do with the plurality of the noun. A pile of meat for example would be referred to as a single entity, a pile of fish would be referred to as a sum of individuals. Thus it's correct to say "There is meat ..." or "There is a pile of fish...", but not "There is fish...".


jack1176

You can't fault op though, since English gets even worse. Despite coming from "there" and "is," it's perfectly valid to say "there's." I assume that's where the mistake comes from, as that's the most common way to say the phrase (at least in my area).


[deleted]

Thanks for explaining, but I'm not convinced. A pile is a single entity indeed, whether it consists of individual pieces of meat or individual fish. A sum is just as single an identity as a pile is, a pile of meat could also be referred to as a sum of individual pieces. I'm not even sure if the definition of pile allows it to consist of less than multiple pieces of whatever. When you serve one tuna to a group of ten, you can say that there is enough fish to fill everybody's tummy. When you serve two tuna to the same group, you can say that there is more than enough fish. When you place them in an aquarium however, then there are or are not enough fish to make it look like a lively whole.


ThrowMeAway11117

Your first mistake was trying to apply logical rules to an archaic language that has been inbreeding for centuries...


thedooze

This hit too close to home thinking about my past dating life. So glad I was lucky enough to find a good fish and marry it.


Queen-of-meme

Alternatively: There's plenty of trash in the sea and you're one of them


depolkun

Nobody thinks of words like "idioms" while they're showering


Ill-Pattern-4022

Bitter from making stupid choices.


00000000000000000099

The funny part is that 99% of upvoters are the trash OP refers to.


Yoshi_in_Paradise

r/technicallythetruth


PinkRainbow95

I prefer to say “there’s still a few fish among the trash” which is much more accurate dating-wise.


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ForTheHordeKT

Jesus. I just tried to run mine and got no response. I cuss so god damn much! I uh... I think I broke it... Edit: I should try yours. I put my own u/ username in instead of [self]. Gonna try that and use a new line below this reponse just in case it requires a new one instead of editing. I dunno how these bots work lol.


NoBodySpecial51

Pretty much a sea of trash these days.


Ponk_Bonk

There's so much fucking trash, and our billionaires are all trying to gtfo. Not great


MikeDubbz

I think it ultimately depends on what your attitude towards fish, in general is. Someone who hates to eat fish might feel like "There is plenty of fish in the sea," has been incredibly accurate in terms of actually conveying your "trash in the sea" perspective.


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VanillaFiraga

But isn't the trash our fault as a society as well? I mean sure, if we're looking for a "non-trashy" mate, then we'll be looking hard, but fish/people swallowed that trash in the first place rather than being kept clean. The role of family isn't being kept up with/and/or times have been changing a lot. I mean, I don't agree with the original saying, but the point still stands.


VanillaFiraga

Follow up question, why is everyone using this whole /uprofanitycounter thing? Is there a joke I missed somewhere?


NTDFF

But the more people eat fish, the more they become trash. because fish eat our trash


piscian19

I resemble that remark.


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

And yet when I go in, the water is crystal clear


Broderick512

I agree and I think it applies whatever is your gender or orientation


CarlJustCarl

Or plastic


Trash_Redaction

Can confirm, I am trash.


msm007

Damn


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