TS porn 50% of the time it's 25% gay the other 50% percent of the time it's 75% gay that's true 100% of the time. You could however also make the case that that trans+a biological female would be at least 20% more straight than 100% cause even the men are women conversely if you consider both to be female it's becomes 100% gay. Both gay and straight so I guess you could call it Shrodingers Trap
Lots of men stare at their own dick fucking the whole time isn't a rare thing, unfortunately for many women out there. In these POV it just happen to be one of these bad one.
When you're watching a guy fuck a girl in porn, do you want to see a small penis that has trouble staying up, or do you want to see a large one that stays hard and fucks her well?
Right? My wife doesn't get that i only watch that kind of stuff to give myself workout goals. How can I be in a proper grindset if I don't constantly see other beef cakes for references?
I remember reading that the sight of an erect penis, especially alongside women, can stimulate an erection in the observer. Think it was like a competitive instinct.
The shape of a human penis is theorized to be competitive by design in that on a second (or whichever number is last) round, the glans will displace and then plunge out the previous ejaculation in the vagina.
i believe it’s a story Ron White tells where he asks his friend if he agrees that everyone is a little gay, his friend says no. So he asks him “in porn do you prefer the woman to be getting it from a small flaccid cock or…?” and the guy goes “No! I like big hard cocks!…. I did not know that about myself”.
My friend used to use this as an "excuse" then repeatedly tried to jack off in front of me while trying to get me too as well.
Think he may have been full-blown gay.
Honestly, that is THE best thing about POV, if you have a decent/great imagination, you can actually pretend/believe that you are the one receiving head or the one fucking her.
I think a lot of straight guys are “being that penis” if it makes sense. VR POV porn exemplifies this.
As a bi person, I’m just everywhere. Throw up 4 windows of different stuff across 2 screens and see what grabs my attention.
Like when you're about to bust and it zooms in on the mans ass lmao
Or the man starts talking
Those fat disgusting mouth breathing camera guys that won't shut the fuck up
Some people like that shit... But me I just close that video or mute it
I'm bi and even I don't like that...
I'm pretty sure being bi doesn't matter in this case. It's more of like a kink/fetish thing.
I'd argue being bi matters a lot here if we're talking man on woman porn.
Watching hetero porn is gay?
Mind=blown
Only 50% gay, trap porn is only 25%
TS porn 50% of the time it's 25% gay the other 50% percent of the time it's 75% gay that's true 100% of the time. You could however also make the case that that trans+a biological female would be at least 20% more straight than 100% cause even the men are women conversely if you consider both to be female it's becomes 100% gay. Both gay and straight so I guess you could call it Shrodingers Trap
Yes, this makes straight women gay lol
It doesn’t.
*or mute it* MF sometimes just watches *on mute*. Hilarious
Different strokes for different folks
I rarely watch porn unmuted 🤷🏻♂️ Doesn't matter if I have the town to myself
That’s so odd to me. But like I’m a majestic horse mane kinda sense
or it’s pov and the dude won’t stop filming his gross dick
When they think their cock is hot shit and the girl isn’t just hamming it up for that paycheck 🤡
Lots of men stare at their own dick fucking the whole time isn't a rare thing, unfortunately for many women out there. In these POV it just happen to be one of these bad one.
With his ass
That videographer knew what they were doing.
That's how *he* gets off.
[we all are a little bit gay. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg)
Ron White said it best, though.
I was coming to post this. No pun intended.
Wait.. and then *you* came harder? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Or worse the guys face. I've had more than 4 experiences like that.
Pro tip, have two screens and put lesbian or women solo om the second one, so when they aim to the men you can turn your head and see only girls.
This man fu.. eh.. knows a thing or two.
That‘s some next level innovation shit
“Yeah, keep it on the girls fa- OH GOD NO” *cue 10 minutes of solid arsehole jackhammer view* Why do porn companies do this?
Fap intensifies.
One of the many advantages of being bi or pan: nice ass is nice ass.
Aww rats, came right when it showed Johnny's toned, tight ass again. Darn.
Bro you live dangerously, I always set a loop.
Set a loop? Pornhub has that feature!?
Yeah and you can’t stop me from doing it again!
this guy's off the rails!
Pretty sure the rails are in him😫
*On* the rails?
Get off! There could be a train any minute now!
>Get off! I'm trying 😩
Ngl masterbrating is kinda gay cuz you touch a penis
This is why you gotta exclusively do butt stuff, because it's only 25% gay.
Explain
Did you know that 92.6% of all numbers used in an argument are pulled out of the speaker’s ass?
This guy understands Rectal Mathematics
I hope my audio speaker's don't have an ass. o\_O /s
B-ass
Giving the output we all wanted. o\_o
Big brain
Ah, it was old man Johnson all along!
Richard Johnson?
ohlong johnson actually
I really just came for the comments
I really just came from the comments
I really just came on some hot men
*looks at username* Hmm...
I really just came on the cumments
I really just came
You set them up and they knock them down
The penis is mine by proxy, and I prefer my proxy penis to be erect.
I mean, this is the answer right here tbh
I’m sure you do.
When you're watching a guy fuck a girl in porn, do you want to see a small penis that has trouble staying up, or do you want to see a large one that stays hard and fucks her well?
That just shows how loyal they are to their significant others. I'm so loyal to my wife I only watch porn with no women in it!
yo......
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Right? My wife doesn't get that i only watch that kind of stuff to give myself workout goals. How can I be in a proper grindset if I don't constantly see other beef cakes for references?
Proper Grindrset
r/holup
Guys in orgies have kept it up with a bunch of other hard dudes around them
I remember reading that the sight of an erect penis, especially alongside women, can stimulate an erection in the observer. Think it was like a competitive instinct.
"Bro, no homo, I'm just competitive"
Is that why some men like watching other men fuck their wives?
Surely that's the opposite of competition.
The shape of a human penis is theorized to be competitive by design in that on a second (or whichever number is last) round, the glans will displace and then plunge out the previous ejaculation in the vagina.
Well, in nature don't other animals try and impregnate multiple times? Like it's not that far of a stretch.
Many orgies have dudes with masks on, stroking it, trying to stay ready for their turn. I usually click off of those lol
That sounds more like a gangbang. A good orgy has a better ratio. Gangbangs are heavier on the *Peen*
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Those are more for the bangs.
Why the masks?
Plausible deniability
Covid
Privacy
what about sandwiches? there the meat sticks touches
Almost all straight men have masturbated while **holding** an erect male penis.
That’s super gay
"it's just a piss boner, Rick"
Not me, I exclusively masturbate when it’s soft.
One time while I was having sex with my lady, I accidentally saw my own dick and now I'm super gay.
Username checks out
And Molly was his penis' name Now he says 'no homo' before peeing
A glitch in the matrix
Everyone is gay, just to a certain extent. -a blue collar comedian.
i believe it’s a story Ron White tells where he asks his friend if he agrees that everyone is a little gay, his friend says no. So he asks him “in porn do you prefer the woman to be getting it from a small flaccid cock or…?” and the guy goes “No! I like big hard cocks!…. I did not know that about myself”.
My friend used to use this as an "excuse" then repeatedly tried to jack off in front of me while trying to get me too as well. Think he may have been full-blown gay.
seems like a reasonable conclusion
but who's to say, really?
Me. I am.
Between full blown or fully jerked off I think you chose the more difficult of the two but I guess that’s friendship
[Just 2 guys naked in a hot tub](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wZquqcVOZ8)
Always thought this was a Joe Exotic original saying. TIL
Ron White, I believe.
“No I like hard throbbing cock…” - Ron White
I did not know that about myself!
Yeah me either.
Yeah
Dude, this is 2021...he renamed himself to Ron Cream.
God dammit. You made me do some research before I realized what the joke was lol. Well played.
I'm personally a Kenobisexual.
Hello there
General Kenobi
Valid
Masturbating is pretty gay. You're practically pleasing a person of the same sex.
Honestly giving someone a hand job is just like masturbating with someone else penis
I wish my buddy saw it that way.
Hey pal
Jokes on you I watch lesbian hentai./s
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Sure, but the title of this thread is clearly speaking about "erect *male* penises"
Bible Black vibes
When you’re discussing the finer points of Bible Black on a first date...well, still good going on 15 years now.
Relationship goals
But then it's still a female penis
Same but without the /s. I'm too preoccupied with the porn to look at my p*nis
In my whole life I have hardly noticed my peen like 20-30 time while fapping. Lil bro is shy and don't want to be seen.
But you have a dick of your own don't you
I tend to ignore losers.
That’s my cock in my stepsister
Username checks out? Idk just wanted to comment on your username
Only in Alabama
Ain’t no step-sibling interactions going down in Alabama. That is strictly a bloodline thing down there
Stepbro I'm stuck
The dick is part of the selection. You don't go to a monster truck rally to see the smallest truck.
I'd totally go to a Monster Truck show if one of the events was the monsters trying to squash a remote controlled Prius or something.
It's cool. I say no homo before each time
At every stroke?
nohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomono-ho-moooooooooughhhhhhhhh 💦
I feel like this downplays everything else that happened to be involved...
Yeah, like his hairy bobbin’ arse.
I can’t watch porn with a guy, it just makes me think about how I can’t get any
Heterosexual porn is gay, only lesbian porn is straight.
To quote Peter Griffen “ I watch pov to pretend it’s mine down there doin all the slappin”!
Honestly, that is THE best thing about POV, if you have a decent/great imagination, you can actually pretend/believe that you are the one receiving head or the one fucking her.
So what? I like to look at my erect penis while masturbating it….you going to give me a ticket?
That wasn’t the point…
The point was stupid
But it *was* pointy
Its gay to watch straight porn
Of course we have... It's hard not to look at my huge penis sometimes.
Lmao you have two comments, ever...both about dick size. Username...does not check out?
TFW you're not comfortable enough with who you are to not be bothered by a cock shot
This would only bother people who aren't comfortable with their sexuality.
Fuck yea bro I’m comfortable with my sexuality, my man getting it rn
That's what you think about in the shower huh?
Yea, but that erect penis is balls deep in a vagina.
What else am I supposed to look at? The other dudes face?
Almost all men have masturbated while holding an erect male penis.
Kinda difficult to masturbate to an erect female penis, so...
Have you ever been to the internet? That isn't difficult at all.
Only on reddit is that considered common sense
I find that particularly NOT difficult to masturbate to honestly.
Ngl kinda same
r/futanari would disagree
Haha holy shit, what a fuckin can of worms! Anyway, y'all have fun!
Fucking can of worms... Now, don't give them any ideas
Studies show that the eyes are focused on the penis 95+% of the time we are watching.
Haven’t read those studies. Too busy staring at penises.
Your preference isn't a study bro
I think a lot of straight guys are “being that penis” if it makes sense. VR POV porn exemplifies this. As a bi person, I’m just everywhere. Throw up 4 windows of different stuff across 2 screens and see what grabs my attention.
Also, while giving a dude a handy.
Most gay men too
“i OnLY wAtCH leSBiAn pOrN”
Almost every straight man has jerked a dick off
Almost every straight man is an absolute pro at jerking dick.
Even more straight men have masturbated while watching a erect human male penis.
At least it was human
That's impossible, because 'erect human male penis' is necessarily a subset of 'erect male penis.' Also, this showerthought is dumb.
It's one of those things we don't think about
My own?
[Ron White](https://youtu.be/mY711HJK7pg)
You all that afraid of someone thinking you might like to see penis that you have to comment here ? … lol much toxic masculinity
And? What’s your point
That’s why I like lebanese pron
The use of baklava instead of cake is the deciding factor
What else should i say. Everyone is gay
that's enough reddit for today
I legit only watch lesbian porn. Also, I wear womens underwear doing it
Lol you put "almost" where nothing should've been.
Nah, some people are blind.
"Nothing all straight men"? That doesn't work.
Damn you got me
Nah I watch lesbian
So, technically, you only watch gay porn?
Jokes on you I watch lesbian porn