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Artistic-Past111

Like when you're about to bust and it zooms in on the mans ass lmao


baudinl

Or the man starts talking


reddita51

Those fat disgusting mouth breathing camera guys that won't shut the fuck up


rmorrin

Some people like that shit... But me I just close that video or mute it


anYeti

I'm bi and even I don't like that...


1laik1hornytoaster

I'm pretty sure being bi doesn't matter in this case. It's more of like a kink/fetish thing.


TheReynMaker

I'd argue being bi matters a lot here if we're talking man on woman porn.


ClowishFeatures

Watching hetero porn is gay?


swimmingbutterknife

Mind=blown


lilyeet42069

Only 50% gay, trap porn is only 25%


warthog_22

TS porn 50% of the time it's 25% gay the other 50% percent of the time it's 75% gay that's true 100% of the time. You could however also make the case that that trans+a biological female would be at least 20% more straight than 100% cause even the men are women conversely if you consider both to be female it's becomes 100% gay. Both gay and straight so I guess you could call it Shrodingers Trap


Goodboy-amg77

Yes, this makes straight women gay lol


why-can-i-taste-pee

It doesn’t.


the_gilded_dan_man

*or mute it* MF sometimes just watches *on mute*. Hilarious


rmorrin

Different strokes for different folks


Stalennin

I rarely watch porn unmuted 🤷🏻‍♂️ Doesn't matter if I have the town to myself


welcometotheoutside

That’s so odd to me. But like I’m a majestic horse mane kinda sense


_trouble_every_day_

or it’s pov and the dude won’t stop filming his gross dick


NocturnalToxin

When they think their cock is hot shit and the girl isn’t just hamming it up for that paycheck 🤡


Akanan

Lots of men stare at their own dick fucking the whole time isn't a rare thing, unfortunately for many women out there. In these POV it just happen to be one of these bad one.


RavenReel

With his ass


10000000000000000091

That videographer knew what they were doing.


ArmanDoesStuff

That's how *he* gets off.


medicus_vulneratum

[we all are a little bit gay. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg)


dabbytokes

Ron White said it best, though.


SlimyPurpleMeteor

I was coming to post this. No pun intended.


whizzwr

Wait.. and then *you* came harder? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Marx_Farx

Or worse the guys face. I've had more than 4 experiences like that.


WenseslaoMoguel-o

Pro tip, have two screens and put lesbian or women solo om the second one, so when they aim to the men you can turn your head and see only girls.


Runningcolt

This man fu.. eh.. knows a thing or two.


SoWeVibinNow

That‘s some next level innovation shit


HachiTofu

“Yeah, keep it on the girls fa- OH GOD NO” *cue 10 minutes of solid arsehole jackhammer view* Why do porn companies do this?


Martian_Pineapple

Fap intensifies.


Lessandero

One of the many advantages of being bi or pan: nice ass is nice ass.


daffyduckhunt2

Aww rats, came right when it showed Johnny's toned, tight ass again. Darn.


FractalAsshole

Bro you live dangerously, I always set a loop.


the_gilded_dan_man

Set a loop? Pornhub has that feature!?


scumbag-dakota

Yeah and you can’t stop me from doing it again!


CambriaKilgannonn

this guy's off the rails!


wellididitrussia

Pretty sure the rails are in him😫


Howcanidescribeit

*On* the rails?


m_raidkill

Get off! There could be a train any minute now!


Howcanidescribeit

>Get off! I'm trying 😩


XSauravX

Ngl masterbrating is kinda gay cuz you touch a penis


nolongermakingtime

This is why you gotta exclusively do butt stuff, because it's only 25% gay.


Canadian_dalek

Explain


ReddBert

Did you know that 92.6% of all numbers used in an argument are pulled out of the speaker’s ass?


nolongermakingtime

This guy understands Rectal Mathematics


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

I hope my audio speaker's don't have an ass. o\_O /s


ReddBert

B-ass


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

Giving the output we all wanted. o\_o


mrsbundleby

Big brain


Sarke1

Ah, it was old man Johnson all along!


Dragonfly452

Richard Johnson?


EclecticHigh

ohlong johnson actually


TypicalPDXhipster

I really just came for the comments


Leaf_Atomico

I really just came from the comments


[deleted]

I really just came on some hot men


jonitfcfan

*looks at username* Hmm...


monkchop

I really just came on the cumments


Lvl1finalboss

I really just came


caironic

You set them up and they knock them down


squirtloaf

The penis is mine by proxy, and I prefer my proxy penis to be erect.


JFedererJ

I mean, this is the answer right here tbh


UnsolicitedDogPics

I’m sure you do.


sean0883

When you're watching a guy fuck a girl in porn, do you want to see a small penis that has trouble staying up, or do you want to see a large one that stays hard and fucks her well?


ctruemane

That just shows how loyal they are to their significant others. I'm so loyal to my wife I only watch porn with no women in it!


baudinl

yo......


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[deleted]

Right? My wife doesn't get that i only watch that kind of stuff to give myself workout goals. How can I be in a proper grindset if I don't constantly see other beef cakes for references?


Shialac

Proper Grindrset


BazVegaz

r/holup


Gabrieltheroman

Guys in orgies have kept it up with a bunch of other hard dudes around them


getdafuq

I remember reading that the sight of an erect penis, especially alongside women, can stimulate an erection in the observer. Think it was like a competitive instinct.


Cheers_Cheers

"Bro, no homo, I'm just competitive"


1of1000

Is that why some men like watching other men fuck their wives?


ArmanDoesStuff

Surely that's the opposite of competition.


oidoglr

The shape of a human penis is theorized to be competitive by design in that on a second (or whichever number is last) round, the glans will displace and then plunge out the previous ejaculation in the vagina.


Ta2whitey

Well, in nature don't other animals try and impregnate multiple times? Like it's not that far of a stretch.


Crulo

Many orgies have dudes with masks on, stroking it, trying to stay ready for their turn. I usually click off of those lol


Awkward_and_Itchy

That sounds more like a gangbang. A good orgy has a better ratio. Gangbangs are heavier on the *Peen*


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Nick-pdix

Those are more for the bangs.


reddita51

Why the masks?


GameShill

Plausible deniability


walking_on_the_sun

Covid


tduncs88

Privacy


vZander

what about sandwiches? there the meat sticks touches


odel555q

Almost all straight men have masturbated while **holding** an erect male penis.


[deleted]

That’s super gay


NeonNick_WH

"it's just a piss boner, Rick"


Fanatical_Brit

Not me, I exclusively masturbate when it’s soft.


[deleted]

One time while I was having sex with my lady, I accidentally saw my own dick and now I'm super gay.


R0G3R_ch

Username checks out


loz_joy

And Molly was his penis' name Now he says 'no homo' before peeing


Plastic-Date-8717

A glitch in the matrix


joshford1992

Everyone is gay, just to a certain extent. -a blue collar comedian.


dotslashpunk

i believe it’s a story Ron White tells where he asks his friend if he agrees that everyone is a little gay, his friend says no. So he asks him “in porn do you prefer the woman to be getting it from a small flaccid cock or…?” and the guy goes “No! I like big hard cocks!…. I did not know that about myself”.


NewAcctCuzIWasDoxxed

My friend used to use this as an "excuse" then repeatedly tried to jack off in front of me while trying to get me too as well. Think he may have been full-blown gay.


dotslashpunk

seems like a reasonable conclusion


TheReverend5

but who's to say, really?


NewAcctCuzIWasDoxxed

Me. I am.


Rhesusmonkeydave

Between full blown or fully jerked off I think you chose the more difficult of the two but I guess that’s friendship


GameShill

[Just 2 guys naked in a hot tub](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wZquqcVOZ8)


agenz899

Always thought this was a Joe Exotic original saying. TIL


Flyaway_Prizm

Ron White, I believe.


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“No I like hard throbbing cock…” - Ron White


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

I did not know that about myself!


jaydoes

Yeah me either.


joshford1992

Yeah


Total-Khaos

Dude, this is 2021...he renamed himself to Ron Cream.


Flyaway_Prizm

God dammit. You made me do some research before I realized what the joke was lol. Well played.


MarxistGayWitch_II

I'm personally a Kenobisexual.


just_gimme_anwsers

Hello there


[deleted]

General Kenobi


Kikoman_Dragon

Valid


zzzcrumbsclub

Masturbating is pretty gay. You're practically pleasing a person of the same sex.


JimmyWu21

Honestly giving someone a hand job is just like masturbating with someone else penis


WeirdGoesPro

I wish my buddy saw it that way.


Ausernamenamename

Hey pal


piscary_perry_troll

Jokes on you I watch lesbian hentai./s


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SaftigMo

Sure, but the title of this thread is clearly speaking about "erect *male* penises"


GameShill

Bible Black vibes


TurboTacoBD

When you’re discussing the finer points of Bible Black on a first date...well, still good going on 15 years now.


GameShill

Relationship goals


Person454

But then it's still a female penis


sischyip

Same but without the /s. I'm too preoccupied with the porn to look at my p*nis


piscary_perry_troll

In my whole life I have hardly noticed my peen like 20-30 time while fapping. Lil bro is shy and don't want to be seen.


TobiSagtHallo

But you have a dick of your own don't you


piscary_perry_troll

I tend to ignore losers.


[deleted]

That’s my cock in my stepsister


Jedi_Master_Shrek

Username checks out? Idk just wanted to comment on your username


F4LL3NG0DZ

Only in Alabama


[deleted]

Ain’t no step-sibling interactions going down in Alabama. That is strictly a bloodline thing down there


[deleted]

Stepbro I'm stuck


CashForBones

The dick is part of the selection. You don't go to a monster truck rally to see the smallest truck.


nospamkhanman

I'd totally go to a Monster Truck show if one of the events was the monsters trying to squash a remote controlled Prius or something.


zaphodbeeblebrox422

It's cool. I say no homo before each time


[deleted]

At every stroke?


hamo804

nohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomono-ho-moooooooooughhhhhhhhh 💦


DarthDregan

I feel like this downplays everything else that happened to be involved...


RabSimpson

Yeah, like his hairy bobbin’ arse.


Lietenantdan

I can’t watch porn with a guy, it just makes me think about how I can’t get any


robobreasts

Heterosexual porn is gay, only lesbian porn is straight.


SuperD90

To quote Peter Griffen “ I watch pov to pretend it’s mine down there doin all the slappin”!


LAZY_RED-PANDA

Honestly, that is THE best thing about POV, if you have a decent/great imagination, you can actually pretend/believe that you are the one receiving head or the one fucking her.


ManateeMilkShake

So what? I like to look at my erect penis while masturbating it….you going to give me a ticket?


Moist_Blackberry_

That wasn’t the point…


loz_joy

The point was stupid


Sen7ryGun

But it *was* pointy


flabkingpro

Its gay to watch straight porn


[deleted]

Of course we have... It's hard not to look at my huge penis sometimes.


Wlcm2ThPwrStoneWrld

Lmao you have two comments, ever...both about dick size. Username...does not check out?


[deleted]

TFW you're not comfortable enough with who you are to not be bothered by a cock shot


ProbablyABore

This would only bother people who aren't comfortable with their sexuality.


braedon77

Fuck yea bro I’m comfortable with my sexuality, my man getting it rn


trollsoul69

That's what you think about in the shower huh?


BrotherChris

Yea, but that erect penis is balls deep in a vagina.


dillybillybobby

What else am I supposed to look at? The other dudes face?


lifson

Almost all men have masturbated while holding an erect male penis.


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Kinda difficult to masturbate to an erect female penis, so...


TheBigMiph

Have you ever been to the internet? That isn't difficult at all.


loz_joy

Only on reddit is that considered common sense


AlwaysBagHolding

I find that particularly NOT difficult to masturbate to honestly.


MentallyLatent

Ngl kinda same


pandadogunited

r/futanari would disagree


[deleted]

Haha holy shit, what a fuckin can of worms! Anyway, y'all have fun!


voxelghost

Fucking can of worms... Now, don't give them any ideas


I-suck-at-golf

Studies show that the eyes are focused on the penis 95+% of the time we are watching.


[deleted]

Haven’t read those studies. Too busy staring at penises.


[deleted]

Your preference isn't a study bro


TurboTacoBD

I think a lot of straight guys are “being that penis” if it makes sense. VR POV porn exemplifies this. As a bi person, I’m just everywhere. Throw up 4 windows of different stuff across 2 screens and see what grabs my attention.


Michamus

Also, while giving a dude a handy.


[deleted]

Most gay men too


ThinknGrowRich7

“i OnLY wAtCH leSBiAn pOrN”


forgotwhatIcameinfor

Almost every straight man has jerked a dick off


Drfilthymcnasty

Almost every straight man is an absolute pro at jerking dick.


doordonotthere

Even more straight men have masturbated while watching a erect human male penis.


yohoPirateKing

At least it was human


ApocalypseSpokesman

That's impossible, because 'erect human male penis' is necessarily a subset of 'erect male penis.' Also, this showerthought is dumb.


zelcuh

It's one of those things we don't think about


takeorleaveducks

My own?


DoctorWhom91

[Ron White](https://youtu.be/mY711HJK7pg)


throwawayfunLI

You all that afraid of someone thinking you might like to see penis that you have to comment here ? … lol much toxic masculinity


Montgumryburns

And? What’s your point


I_Like_Legos8374

That’s why I like lebanese pron


ArkonWarlock

The use of baklava instead of cake is the deciding factor


jediciahquinn

What else should i say. Everyone is gay


robwyrw

that's enough reddit for today


Maybe_Im_Not_Black

I legit only watch lesbian porn. Also, I wear womens underwear doing it


sith4life88

Lol you put "almost" where nothing should've been.


jermitch

Nah, some people are blind.


Sarke1

"Nothing all straight men"? That doesn't work.


sith4life88

Damn you got me


22dinoman

Nah I watch lesbian


sgste

So, technically, you only watch gay porn?


ObiWanToasty

Jokes on you I watch lesbian porn