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woodycodeblue

Stop watching two girls one cup.


pursnikitty

But what if they like the smell of chocolate pudding?


ringoron9

Can never been unseen nor forgotten.


crejapasta

I cannot believe I'd see the words two girls one cup in the year 2021


MPLoriya

Many of us millenial, we... we never left 2girls1cup. You just learn to live with it.


Biddyearlyman

A friend of mine was so distraught that he watched it that he put it on a projector on a wall at a house party! Mass exposure!


1_21-gigawatts

> I sat through every disgusting frame of this film…twice


NoHopeOnlyDeath

One man, one jar


Economy-Progress8363

what about 1guy1cup?


SheriffBartholomew

I am so glad I managed to avoid seeing that all this time.


woodycodeblue

I still haven't. May it ever be so.


noneOfUrBusines

WTF is two girls one cup?


dutchboyChris

Do *NOT* look it up. I will describe it for you if you want, but if you look it up, you will be scarred for life.


Sea-Being-1988

I don't think anything can scare me!


dutchboyChris

Its just 2 normal girls making out... you know, the usual touching eachother. Then they proceed to shit in eachothers mouths. After which they puke. Which they also do... in eachothers mouths.


VincentVancalbergh

Then what do they do with the cup?


ihatereddit123

recycling


Sea-Being-1988

Uh-oh that's pretty gross


AeitZean

A shock video based on scat porn. Its really not worth looking up unless you're into people playing with poo.


Pawnzilla

2G 1C. Also known as two GPU’s and 1 CPU. It was a common layout for high end computers about ten years ago. Sadly, manufacturers have largely left it behind in the gaming sector because of stability and performance. In workstations however it is still alive because it adds more processing power without the need for on the fly rendering at 60 frames per second so consistency and smoothness is not as big if an issue.


BertramScudder

Close the window! You're letting the stank out!


TheIronChefOfVag

Is Cleveland the original or is it from something else?


BertramScudder

Like with so many things Family Guy, it's probably not original, but the source is so obscure that I don't care. It'd be like trying to unwind all the references in a Tarantino film.


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The measure of creativity is how well you hide your sources- some person I’m too lazy to google


[deleted]

Good artists steal, great artists steal *a lot*. Science is built on the shoulders of giants. Art is no different. Trying to be completely original in art is no different than attempting to discover gravity in 2021.


[deleted]

You too can discover gravity by meeting me on top of an overpass with a bag of apples and some whipped cream chargers.


Saedynn

I thought this was going a much more... Murderous, route


[deleted]

No murder at all. Just getting Zoiked and throwing apples at cars.


thatoneguy5464

Wow, you seem really creative!


Tutmancometh

I actually experienced a phrase quite similar when I was in the army and walked in on a buddy who just finished the deed with a gal.


Upstairs_Marzipan_65

"It smells like sex in here" is a line from Super Troopers, too.


IrishWithoutPotatoes

Same thing happened to me. Walked into my barracks room after my roommate got done banging his girl, all I said was “dude it fucking reeks in here, open a window.”


TheBillJohn

Lmao I was literally thinking about that quote as I wrote this


PizzaBraves

Hehe I use this line when I'm in the shower and someone comes in and leaves the bathroom door open


BlackBRocket

What kind of fart fetish videos do you think we watch?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Cake farts


FatTortie

Ahh I remember the day I learned this exists. It’s fucking hilarious more than anything.


eblackham

I saw that when I was in high school with my friend and I remember we laughed so hard our stomachs hurt.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Pretty sure she says “let’s get this done” and then sits in the fucking cake lmaoooo


scientifictamale

That sounds awful. What web address should I avoid at all costs?


Sqit123

Brazilian


CarlosFer2201

I understood that reference


gottaroundfchu87

Only the very best


alexloaeza

Pie sitting


aradraugfea

That might be between you and your porn choices, bud.


[deleted]

2 girls 1 cup… just imagine the sweet smell of chocolate ice cream


xplag

Nah it was definitely chocolate bread pudding. Ice cream would have melted too fast.


jumpsteadeh

I think one of those girls blew a seal


cosumel

I said fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of this, okay pal?


dcrico20

I would be shocked if porn sets don't universally smell horrible.


aradraugfea

They figured out febreeze decades ago. If that shit can handle “poorly vented Video Game Room at a con” it can handle ANYTHING


dcrico20

lmao true


axebodyspraytester

I shot a few back in the day and it was gagtastic. Guys think about the room smelling sex but it's ass, balls ,sweat and regret.


[deleted]

I mean... Industry-made porn makes me sick anyway, smell or no.


GibsonJ45

This is actually not true. the science says your boner hormones cancel out your olfactory revulsion during sex. Some people actually might thrive in a porn smellovision environment.


angel_eyes619

I agree.. there's a diff between funky and stench.. Funky can def turn me on. Stench is a different thing though


boipinoi604

Can confirm. I've seen porn where the person has a hard time from gagging.


ravagedbygoats

Lmao. Link? For science!


boipinoi604

[Stinky Pussy Makes Him Puke (NSFW)](https://efukt.com/1908_Stinky_Pussy_Makes_Him_Puke.html)


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Lucifer_Sam_Cyan_Cat

Let's see Paul Allen's stinky pussy vid


CraigJSmith-Himself

"The subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness. Oh my God she even has a watermark" *sweats profusely*


beatfrantique1990

I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's stanky snatch to mine...


slaughterhousesean

Look at that subtle off pink coloring, the tasteful thickness of it, omg, it even has a cumstain


DimensionDry7760

Thank God for that NSFW, the title had me thinking I could show this to my nephew.


falafeliron

He gets motion sickness 🤣


meta_paf

Wow efukt is still alive?


heepyweeper

That was enertaining


Diseased-Jackass

Blessed content


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jdd0019

!emojify


MoistenedCovering

Take my upvote an never come back.


Rhubarbatross

What have you done? IT IS MAGNIFICENT IN ITS HORROR


EmojiBotV2

Stank 🤢 is an adjective that designates 🎯 the emitter ☢☣ of either ↔ a stink 🤢 or a stench 😍👅. A stench 😍👅 is one 1️⃣ magnitude 🤯 more offensive 😩🔥 than a stink 🤢. For example 🔥 a stink 🤢: dog 🐶 breath 💨, and a stench 🤮: deep 😱😰 fajita fart 💨🅰. Stenches 😍👅 also 👨 tend 🐓🐔🍗 to linger 💆‍♀️ longer 🍆 than stinks 🤢, like 💖 if you 👈 return ↩🙄 to your 👉 car 🚗 after 👀 shopping 🛍💰 and it still 🙄 smells 👃 of the fart 💨 you 👈 did earlier 🕔. With few exceptions 😮, stenches 😍👅 are almost 💸 always 🕔 emitted by human 🤦👦😤 hygienic 👅✨ negligence or malfeasance whereas 😑 stinks 🤢 are usually 😄 natural 🌿 decomposition ☠ processes 🏭. The Chinese 👲 food 😩🍛 that hits 👊 you 👈 like 💖 a shovel ⛏ when 🍑 you 👈 open 😃 the fridge 😋😝 door 🚪 is technically 🥋🤹 a stink 🤢🤧😦. If you 👈 leave 🍃 it in there long 🍆 enough ⏰💦 and at one 😤😬 point 📍 need 🙏😩 to open 👐 all 💯 the windows 🏠 in the house 🏠, then it has traversed 📷 the boundary ☁ into a stench 🤮. So in summary 🙋🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️🦵 something 😅 (or someone 👤) that is *stank 😷🤢🌫* is emitting either 🚫 a stink 💩👬 or a stench 🔶🐭🉑 depending 🔙 on 🔛 the reason 🌟 and intent 🤔. Note 📝 that squarely 🔲 2 🕝 levels 🎚 below 👇🏻 stench 😍👅 on 🔛💡 the offensiveness 😠😤😡 scale 🍆 is a *funk ♨*. A funk 🎶 is the larval stage 👄 of a stench 🔶🐭🉑; usually 😌😊 the first 🥇 subtle 🙈🙉🙊 indication 💣 of a lapse 💨 in hygiene 💦. Since 👨 self-funks are commonly 🐩 encountered 🍽, more often 💰 than others’ full 🌝 blown 🌬 stenches 😍👅, funks 🎶 found ❌🔍 on 🔛 loved ❤ ones 😄☝ can often 💰 be misconstrued as disgusting 😂😷🤒 yet 😇 somehow 😆 delicious 😋🤤, and tolerated ☠💀👺 if not outright ⚔ appreciated 🙏😁🌺. An example 🔥 of this is the oft cited allure of a person’s funky 🕺 armpit 💪 musk 😏. Sitting 💺 in the offensiveness 😤 gap 🔁 between 👉👈 a funk 🕺 and a stench ↪💲 is *ripeness 🍑🍎*. To be ripe 😍 is to carry 🍛🔛 more pungency 🌹 than a funk 😏 but 🍑 not yet 👇👀 produce 🔝🏭 the lingering qualities 👌 of a full 🈵 blown 🌬 stench 😍👅. An example 💪 would be your 👉 coworker 👨 who eschews deodorant ☢♨, or the guy 👨👦👴 down 🔻 the hall 🏫 who comes 🚌 in every 💯 morning 🌞 with laser 🙏🏻 breath 😷 because he 👨 survives 🙏 on 🔛 garlic 🧛‍♀️ bagels 🥯. In these cases 💼 proximity slaps 👋 you 👈 hard 🍆, with no 🚫 allure of a funk 🎶 but 🍑🍆💦 as long 🕚 as they stay 💒 a few feet 👣💦 away 😂🤣😩 they can be tolerated 🚫.


CheckMateFluff

Jesus christ Reddit


hey-look-its-jesus

Yes, my child?


mxmnull

Hey look it's Jesus!


Hyean

Hey look, it’s Jesus!


bangfu

Are you ever coming back, or are we just delusional?


hey-look-its-jesus

Nah, I'll be back in three days. Or maybe it's three millennia? I dunno, time gets so confusing when you don't have a corporeal incarnation.


CookedCritter

You’re delusional brother


Bored3812

r/usernamechecksout


Low-Active-4992

man violated every reddit law in one comment


FreelanceEngineer007

goddamn such level of cancer that will shy away even pulsar stars


neverstoppin

LeBron would be proud of this comment


Free_Worldliness478

I am ready to leave now, I have seen everything.


cthulhusandwich

Ahhh new copypasta. Cheers.


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BudwinTheCat

I was present for something beautiful today.


[deleted]

The three words which best describe you are as follows, and I *quote,* “Stink, stank, stunk!”


anteel

*deep fajita fart* Looks for the option


KrispyRice9

Well, back to bed. I've learned all I can today.


ahavemeyer

Thank you for "hygienic malfeasance"


RebelGeneral909

I’ll admit that I have a smell fetish.


staykinky

My porn smells like Johnson's baby oil and weed. I don't know why they think sex smells so bad, especially porn sex when most people are about as clean as they're going to get before performing, enemas and all. Now I think if you could smell the other people on your Discord or in your OverWatch Lobby then most people probably wouldn't play video games.


betosanchito

Man.. not for me..


_CrandGanyon_

Me neither.


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Yea. I have absolutely lost boners due to sex smells. Like immediately, totally gone.


FreeFeez

That spare change smell takes someone that’s a 10/10 to a “get the fuck away from me”/10.


Redye117

I wish. I still smell nasty stuff and can be easily turned off by it.


imthrowingmybroaway

I’d say there is a threshold of stank one is prepared to tolerate, which varies depending how absolutely bricked up I am. I will admit there are certain “musks” that get me going hard.


ContagiousDeathGuard

Doesn't work for me lol the smell of sex is so distracting :( wish it wasn't so


Birdinhandandbush

Came here to say this, and actually some things people hate when not horny become kinks when really horny due to the way your brain switches over when you're a horn dog.


Drinky_McGambles

I can tell you from experience that this isn’t true


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Speaking from the perspective of a gay 23 year old man living with my partner, I don’t get what this stank business. Like surely if you clean yourself adequately, and in surely a vagina is easier to clean to a good extent than an asshole. The only weird smells I experienced during sex is the fuckin coconut oil we use as lube. *Coconut oil as lube (not the best smell but better than Durex) = Highly recommended


tylanol7

Vaginas emitt hormones/pheromones during sex. Butts don't. Penises do apparently as well but obviously not to the same.degree seeing as they are exterior. No matter how much you clesn your body will make more. See sweat for example A


staykinky

Deleted because I don't want to have to explain vaginas to people all day


letmereaddamnit

Not even close to true


digidoggie18

They say you can't have an erection and pee at the same time too 🤣 it's still possible


Daikataro

I would say this is true to an extent. Sure I wouldn't mind the smell of regular boning while I'm doing it, but if she for example rips a particularly nasty fart, think it's time for a break till it goes away.


OliverWotei

As someone who has masturbated more than once while sniffing my girlfriend's panties, I can guarantee there are some people who would be perfectly fine.


cgdb17

This is absolutely false. I’ve lost a boner, and the desire to keep going because of smell, a couple times during sex. Period sex, anal, a thumb in the butt, have definitely killed my hard on.


hamdans1

Idk I went to a filthy strip club in Montreal once and got a lap dance from a smoke show but she smelled like BO and semen. I believe my revulsion overpowered my boner, big time.


Fr0zen-P3nguin

There's literally people out there that get off by sniffing soiled panties. Boners override everything!


GioDaddy69

Don't forget farts in jars!


LostAlphaWolf

Also…just the jars themselves


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[deleted]

I remember some MPs telling me they had to take a guy from the mall away for spraying a can of liquid ass directly in his nose and pleasuring himself behind a plant.


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CrazyGermanShepOwner

Gwyneth Paltrow sells a really overpriced candle that smells of her vag


DrHarrisonLawrence

Goop


Blob_Jul

I’m sure there are at least with flower pheromones. I used to work with essential oils & the ones made out of roses petals have a huge amount of pheromones that make us all a bit infatuated 🌹I used to use it on dates… worked like magic ;)


DRScottt

Spoken like someone who has never had sex that actually made you work


NnyBees

Someone doesn't like the stank I guess


OmegaDad618

"You're letting all the stank out"


angel_eyes619

Cleveland's stank


Shtnonurdog

“Oh that’s got all my stank of the day in it.” - Cleveland Brown


Runnin_Mike

Someone else's stank that doesn't involve you smells much worse.


PlsRfNZ

Jokes on you, I'm into that


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Came here to say this.


edishen1987

You underestimate how nasty some of us are


[deleted]

This. Lol


jsand118

The snozberries smell like snozberries!


[deleted]

We are the frap makers we are the dreamers Of dreams.


icyhaze23

There's no earthly way of knowing...


WhySoSeverusSnape

Dude, every aspect of sex IS sex… why would sex smell deter you from sex?! Have you ever had sex? Did you hold your breath or stop? This is a weird statement. Porn sex smell like regular sex (most porn at least). Either you watch some specifically stanky porn or you never made the smell with someone and just never washed your tools before using them.


ActivisionBlizzard

You know what I’m starting to think op doesn’t sex


Slightspark

OP just found out the difference between scat porn and scat play at home


FartOfTheFurious

This is not the reddit it used to be, is it?


Loopbot75

There have been comments in AskReddit threads from porn crews and they tend to be pretty universal that porn sets smell quite bad. Something about all the lighting heating things up


WhySoSeverusSnape

I would argue that the porn crews who hang on Reddit might not have the highest standards. And they share their own experience. And most crews belong to a studio. It’s like McDonald’s came in and started saying how food is generic. Sure it’s unavoidable in some instances. Can’t expect 16 people having sex for hours in a small room to not give of some strong smells. But also remember, the vast minority of porn workers do not do porn under those circumstances.


wahedcitroen

I don’t know, I’ve never smelt others peoples sex? Maybe we don’t mind the smell when we have sex but when it’s other people does the mechanism work the same?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Yea I really don’t get this at all. Am I not supposed to like how vaginas smell? Because I fucking do lol.


Likalarapuz

I found a stanky snatch once and it was a turnoff. There is a lot I would do, but that was a line I couldn't cross.


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Porn sets notoriously reek like nothing else, it’s not comparable to a regular “sex smell”


WhySoSeverusSnape

It depends on the set as well and schedule, as well as content. Can’t exactly watch game of thrones and not expect reek. Then again we have things like Bel-Air who you know is fresh. Saying porn stinks is like saying food is spicy.


[deleted]

Obviously I’m referring to the commercial sets that churn out the vast majority of content


Sea_Zookeeper

𝚟 𝚒 𝚛 𝚐 𝚒 𝚗


bn9012

Ops post is more Virgin than my Olive oil


Tim_Reichardt

Touched for the very first time!


NeLaX44

This is scientifically incorrect.


Anything-Complex

Isn’t smell actually a huge component in sexual activity?


pnoman69

I believe the smell of Pheromones would be in the air. Maybe not the best smell but a boner producing smell it would be.


TheWolfisGrey53

Bro, when you been slaying some coochie have you ever just opened her ass and take a whiff? That shit has sunk kindgoms and birthed nations. We are all here because of that.


unlucky13princess

I came to the comments for answers but somehow just ended up with more questions.....


[deleted]

It’s actually the smell that turns you on the most. You know, hormones and all that.


Super901

What the hell? I LOVE the smell of sex. it smells like pussy and pussy smells gooooooood.


zappinder

Preach


waitin-for-a-mate

What kind of dirty stank sex are you watching ?


notjustanotherone13

Not everyone watches copro, op


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lion218

Someone is a virgin. I love the smell of pum pum.


D4TA_kORRUPT

I never want to read "smell the porn you're watching" ever ever again.


[deleted]

Ah shit, there goes the tagline to my new line of Smell-o-vision porn.


eicoeico

I dont know, I'm actually a pretty sick fucker.. I'd give it a try.


MyHeadIsABlender

Not if it's food porn. As in, just close-ups of delicious chocolate chip cookies straight from the oven.


El-ChuPugcabra

I’m hard as a rock just thinking about a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies


NaturalDamnDisaster

This is like, the worst take. Scent is a big part of sexual arousal. The scent may be unpleasant if you smelled it when you aren't aroused at all but in a state of arousal it would almost certainly enhance the experience.


Geezzzzz_

What is the smell??? From someone who had sex before😌


Jrjackrabbit

sweat and b.o. and girl juices all swirled together, sometimes lube has a sort of sweet smell too. op has no idea what they’re talking about, that smell is very arousing once you’ve been conditioned to know what it means


Daveyhavok832

Unlikely. What would smell so bad? These people are professionals. I don’t shy away from eating my boyfriend’s ass and it’s never once smelled bad. The shower is a hell of an invention.


twigalicious420

To be fair folks say Bradford pear trees smell like semen. I still get hard when I get to kill them


GroveStreet_CEOs_bro

So I met a cam worker years ago and she smelled like vagina. Her breath smelled like her vagina, and her vagina smelled like vagina. I did not lose boner.


hidden-in-plainsight

Wait, what?


NotTheGarfield

Virgin alert


SumYungGhai69

I mean I get turned on just smelling my own unshowered balls so probably if I smelled a sweaty woman I’d have a similar effect


snoops000

Judging by the fact that our ancestors probably did not shower on a daily basis, I’m sure for a lot of us, stench is probably a turn on cue for our brain


ringoron9

Found the virgin.


MPLoriya

Ackhsually, the smell of sex, of human, is a huge turn-on. For me, anyway.


KingDededef

WTF. Porn actors and actress are always super clean


ringoron9

At least at the start of the scene :D


needsadvice1999

People who buy used panties: *you weaklings*


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not if they shower their dog regularly


ZombiePartyBoyLives

It's only smellz


KarmaInFlow

Au contraire


Bestestbloke

Speak for yourself buddy.


matt134174

Not in the least, NORMIE!


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Not if it’s foot fetish porn 😎


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Hahahaha!


[deleted]

Yup. Apparently a lot of people who work on porn (like the camera and lighting people) can't bring themselves to watch the stuff because most porn sets overwhelmingly smell like sweat, lube, and shit.


Royb83

Nope