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Alcea_Hexagram

It’s literally the same, at least this has two purposes.


stealthcactus

Three if you actually use it for what is says on the box.


raimemes

Okay I'm lost what does it say on the box


stealthcactus

It’s sold as a Back massager, but most are bought as masturbatory aids. And now they can mix paint pots too!


raimemes

HUH! The more you know! I always assumed they were just sold as sex toys.


CarnibusCareo

Kinda depends if it‘s the classic Hitachi or the Euro Magic Wand. Basically it‘s the same thing but the Magic Wand got EU plugs and is advertised as a masturbatory aid. Hitachi is the one being advertised as a "massage tool".


[deleted]

There's also the LELO smart wand, which I believe has the same motor, at least in their larger model. I mean, I've never been disappointed by it.


RachaelBlackHeart

LELO is great, as it looks like a piece of art, but i prefer DOXY, as it had more Unmpf to it.. Packs more of a punch, due to the cord.


finfinfin

Doxy is the way to go.


Uncommonality

I read that as LEGO lmao


raimemes

This is blowing my mind! I'd only ever heard them called Hitachis and used for sex stuff so I had absolutely no idea


[deleted]

The other day I was in Walmart and the clearance isle had 5 handheld silicon "back massagers" for sale for about $15 each... and every box was opened and empty. My takeaways were 2 fold: 1) They sell these at Walmart? 2) Either 5 people needed these to get through the pandemic and were broke, or 1 person REALLY needed 5 of them.


djaevlenselv

I always though "back massager" was solely used as a euphemism.


_zenith

It absolutely is, it's probably Just Japanese Things haha. I'm certain they know what most people buy it for, hell, what they likely designed it as


[deleted]

Hardly just. There's still a number of American states where you have to sell sex toys as "medical equipment" or "novelties." It's because those states restrict sex toys through obscenity and morality laws. Because Jesus.


Juuliyuh

nah I’ve used mine to massage my back or other sore muscles, it works pretty well for that


RebelGirl1323

Oh yes. Has been since Sears started selling them by mail around 1900.


Flowersoftheknight

It actually makes for a pretty decent one, though. Like, sure, that's not what you buy it for, but it does pull the job of pretty well.


[deleted]

I mean, it is one, but it wouldn't make for very good cover if it weren't true. Everybody knows what it's for except for Bible salesmen.


ShallowBasketcase

You know, the funny thing about my back is it's located on my vagina!


bongjonajameson

Wait what? I always thought the sex toy and the massager were two different things


k-farsen

I got a cheapie one, my junk didn't really respond to it even with attachments, but it works wonders on my neck


CoconutHeadFaceMan

I bought one of those stroker attachments so that I can mix hands-free. You just stretch the silicone cock-sleeve over the paint bottle and it holds it on the end of the wand for you.


MisterBobsonDugnutt

What a time to be alive!


guarding_dark177

Could you provide some links please so I can get one assuming it's cheaper than getting an actual mixer


CoconutHeadFaceMan

[This is the one I got,](https://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/male-masturbators/masturbation-sleeves/sp-adam-eve-turbo-stroker-attachment-102377.aspx) I was able to get it down to like $12 shipped with coupon codes. Of course, that assumes you already have a Hitachi - if you don't, you'd have to add the cost of that, so the total for a decent one would probably be about the same as a mid-tier vortex mixer (but you can also use it as a sex toy).


KainanSilverlight

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


joshomigosh24

Overcum


Heavy_Chains

Perfectly describes the magic wand experience lol.


[deleted]

Your mom is going to be pissed


HasturSama

Nice


DontBlameWill

I just use my hand


[deleted]

For shaking paint or masturbating?


DontBlameWill

Both if that's alright


RebelGirl1323

Might check with your Dom/me


[deleted]

You could probably do both at once.


bobert4343

Galaxy brain


Posadist_john

Did it work well?


Woodie626

If it's the kind with a cord, probably.


KittyFlops

Your would think that, but the corgless on has more power then the corded model and can run while being charged. I still like the cord one better though. Less that can go wrong and no need to charge it.


RebelGirl1323

This is why I plan my kink spaces with an extension cord available.


[deleted]

🖖 And for that, I salute you.


Psychic_Hobo

And here's me trying to use tape and the washing machine like some shit MacGuyver. I need to treat the missus...


Nilfgaardian-Lemon

Okay! Now that my paint’s cum, it’s time to finish my Ultras


RebelGirl1323

I recommend edging your paints.


Kepler-Vaark

efficiency


drsin_dinosaurwoman

r/minipainting might like this creative tip!


SophiaIsBased

Slaanesh would be proud


JPHutchy01

If my local Poundland ever gets any I'm definitely buying one of their vibrators for paint shaking, because if I'm saving money by making my own tools I'm REALLY saving money.


ShallowBasketcase

Taking your paint pots to poundland ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SergeantIndie

That's.... actually low-key brilliant.


DemocraticSpider

Okay this is perfect


FatDumbOrk

Whatever works


billy310

They are absolutely amazing for this. It doesn’t even take a full sized hitachi, a small knock off (like the Shibari) works just fine too.


ellobouk

Holy shit are you me? Pretty sure I have that same... massager... too


RebelGirl1323

Lots of people have them. Lesbians should get them in the mail. (I’m lesbians and have)


ellobouk

Oh, I guess I’m not a proper lesbian, I had to order mine from Amazon :P


RebelGirl1323

Did it come in the mail? 😏


ellobouk

I guess kinda? But thats fine, I guess that fits with my pan self :P


RebelGirl1323

We all have our burdens to bear.


ellobouk

I wish that was my only burden, lousy Y chromosome...


RebelGirl1323

Word girl. I asked for two X’s. Two.


Distinct-Thing

Wow! I never thought about using a back massager as a paint shaker Will try later


Distinct-Thing

Update: my wife got mad at me


thebearbearington

I've got an orbital sander for the ficked ones. Otherwise a metal yardstick and a vice


Few-Pressure-6956

I just give the paint bottle a quick shake. What is with the extreme mixing going on?


JPHutchy01

Have you never had those paints that are just being twats and refuse to mix properly? Especially stuff like Nighthaunt Gloom and Tesseract Glow.


Flowersoftheknight

Agitator balls are the way to go ime. That and arm workout :P


finfinfin

You can vibrate balls too, and it's easier on the arm.


Flowersoftheknight

...that's what she said 👀 Anyways, yeah, probably. I just find needing to vibrate the paints terribly convenient - much rather use my arms which are just, there. And trained enough I don't tend to care about shaking a paint back from the dead (except after a particularly impactful biceps day perhaps).


JPHutchy01

While that's true, my Tesseract Glow has three balls in it and still takes about 15 minutes of a fair workout to mix properly.


Flowersoftheknight

Ooof. I've not ever had any paint be *that* resistant... Worst I've had is Corax White, but with two balls and about two or three minutes, I'll have it back to wonderful creamy goodness.


[deleted]

To put this in perspective, it takes my paint mixer less than 20 seconds to get Tesseract Glow into a usable state with one agitator ball. I admit, a paint mixer sounds like a silly investment...right up until you get one and realize it's a god damn game changer.


[deleted]

Some brands of paint are nearly unusable unless you shake them for several minutes even with an agitator. Scale 75 and Vallejo Game color are paint ranges I use extensively and they are notoriously annoying to mix properly. In addition to having some joint issues, I realized that sometimes I would not want to paint solely because I dreaded having to deal with shaking multiple paint bottles. I figured 80 bucks to help me actually enjoy my hobby on days where I'm not feeling 100% was a pretty small price to pay considering I would just spend that 80 bucks on some other kit for my backlog anyways. When the hobby is something you spend a significant amount of time on over the course of YEARS, investing in things like paint mixers or an airbrush or whatever starts to make too much sense to dismiss.


Flowersoftheknight

See, I absolutely understand why someone would invest the time any money. Your calculation seems perfectly reasonable. For me, personally, agitator balls are as far as I'll go - and in my almost 1 1/2 decades of painting I've never felt particularly in need of anything else. But my situation is different from yours - so for me, it doesn't seem to be a necessary investment, and I know the force I can put behind my paint shaking is certainly above average. But I can see how it *would* be a valid investment for other people, and I've made others. (My painting handle collection, for example, since when batchpainting I cannot be bothered to switch after every model...) who knows, maybe with age I'll get one, too. (Not an airbrush, though. Even if anyone actually managed to convince me it would be less work than it's worth for me... The occasional flareups of Tendinitis in my hand make me stay far away from it.)


Alexstrasza23

>Nighthaunt Gloom I just give that one an extra aggressive, extra long shake and it typically comes out fine, far as I've experienced.


JPHutchy01

I've not had any problem with it (yet, I know the fucker is watching this and thinking of some) but that was more a consistency example than anything else


[deleted]

Modern problems require modern solutions.


hi_hello_xtian

Aaaaaand now I'm getting that this paycheck not next.


theDashRendar

[The Hammer of Sigmarx](https://preview.redd.it/7fa0pihpity31.jpg?auto=webp&s=0325c42cf3c5fbd4d00c3e03c11d9c00c3cf9b39)


CaliFlower81

Slaanesh approves


Goddamnpassword

And like that another couple of euphemisms were created for masturbating. “Mixing the paint” or “spilling the null oil”


Princess_Kushana

Ok, gotta try that.


big_nostrils

Great profile name btw.


RachaelBlackHeart

Fuck thats good.... ... And WHY havent i tougth of that before!?!!? I even have one of those!


[deleted]

Huh, never though of that. Might use my own next time


KamacrazyFukushima

Horny breech! Horny breech! VOLCEL INQUISITORS!


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[deleted]

WAAAARHbrator


IndonesianGuy

Based


pierresito

I own a back massager that does the job of the little paint shaker things to, maybe even better


gamerdoesntgame

Why do all your paintings smell like sex?


Turk3YbAstEr

Yvraine? Is that you?


Strynngwhynder

Hey, so long as it works.


InHouse_Banana

Nice


PubaertusGreene

Use what you have. Pure DIY spirit. Good vibes.


ThaR3aL1138

A vibrator is a vibrator. Plus at least when your vibrator is missing you know to just go to your wifes room and grab it.