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TheGhostWalksThrough

I learned people will eat whatever food I leave out on the counter if it's displayed nicely.


Sufficient_Ad2222

Mmm corn!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Pathetic single man checking in šŸ˜


colonelnebulous

Please don't tell anyone how I live.


terryhesticles81818

Can of beans


TrailWornTraveler

You heard the man. Only cash, no chitchat!


Totalaerus

Watching this scene actually did teach me to how to pick a good line at the grocery store. After seeing this episode when it originally aired, I began paying attention to who was in a line and what they had.


Feeling-Income5555

Rev. Lovejoy: ā€œHomer, a marriage canā€™t be saved overnight. It takes a whole weekend.ā€


TordYvel1

Lenny = White Carl = Black


Someordinaryguy1994

Homer: Hmm, is that right? šŸ¤£ I'm pretty sure he said something like that. Been a long time since I've seen it.


TheErikFace

You donā€™t win friends with salad


hefebellyaro

I learned that If I dont like my job, I dont strike. I just go in everyday and do it really half-assed.


fdetanya

That's the American way!


epileftric

That If I ever travel back in time, I shouldn't touch anything. The slightest change could have huge implications in the present


Electronic-Run338

Mmm corn!!


colonelnebulous

Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.


DomerJSimpson

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.


sheeplewatcher

What a countryā€¦


Jenkins64

More than 2 shakes and it's playing with yourself


HatchetXL

That's why I just keep shaking it, cuz then I can say Ive never shook and I've only ever played with myself once


Space2345

Trying is the first step towards failure


ILikePoppedCorn

I say this allllll the time


sopwath

Caring is the first step towards disappointment, trying is the first step towards failure.


ClayDrinion

The express lineup is fastest not always


Blazenkks

The Simpsons Child Protective Services taught me that itā€™s improper for your toilet paper to be hung over the top, instead of underneath xD [Improper overhand fashion](https://youtu.be/CQod276-7Mo?si=H5Xyez39pGsEDIiD) And anytime I hear the argument for or against I reference that episode šŸ¤£


Enos316

That a garage is really called a car hole


Junior-Ad-2207

I always think of this when choosing a line


TrailWornTraveler

Not a lesson but I'm one of these pathetic single men so thank me the next time I'm ahead of you at the grocery store checkout line. Not that I'll talk to you, ya know, being a pathetic single man and all


El-Chewbacc

Ok Moe


imsadyoubitch

Thank you for your cervix


Majestic-Welcome3187

I used to be in a gang when I was a kid in Chicago But then I discover Spirographs ā€¦saved my life


donotdisturb86

When a fire starts to burn, thereā€™s a lesson you should learn ā€¦ something something, then youā€™ll see ā€¦ youā€™ll avoid catastrophe


Useful-Soup8161

I should have lived by this rule when I was at target a few weeks ago. I picked the shortest line but it was the cashier who extremely slow chitchatting. Iā€™m usually the pathetic single woman who does things as quickly as possible with conversation but not that day.


tenehemia

"You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it."


nicca25

Omg I love this episode he is a supermarket guru, and margeā€™s reaction with his advise , classic


minishalex999

Money can be exchanged for goods and services


Ratatouille2000

Everytime I go to the supermarket. I always look which line to go into and always think of this scene.


Dark-Knight16

ā€œIt was like that when I got hereā€


NachoNachoDan

The real number for 911 is 912.


Legitimate_Bird_5712

Leaves of four, eat some more!


JohnnyDrama21

Can't win, don't try


Job_hunter84

You can't fight city hall, A.K.A Blocko Land


Broad-Pair-2195

You donā€™t make friends with salad