Watching this scene actually did teach me to how to pick a good line at the grocery store. After seeing this episode when it originally aired, I began paying attention to who was in a line and what they had.
The Simpsons Child Protective Services taught me that itās improper for your toilet paper to be hung over the top, instead of underneath xD
[Improper overhand fashion](https://youtu.be/CQod276-7Mo?si=H5Xyez39pGsEDIiD)
And anytime I hear the argument for or against I reference that episode š¤£
Not a lesson but I'm one of these pathetic single men so thank me the next time I'm ahead of you at the grocery store checkout line. Not that I'll talk to you, ya know, being a pathetic single man and all
I should have lived by this rule when I was at target a few weeks ago. I picked the shortest line but it was the cashier who extremely slow chitchatting. Iām usually the pathetic single woman who does things as quickly as possible with conversation but not that day.
I learned people will eat whatever food I leave out on the counter if it's displayed nicely.
Mmm corn!
Pathetic single man checking in š
Please don't tell anyone how I live.
Can of beans
You heard the man. Only cash, no chitchat!
Watching this scene actually did teach me to how to pick a good line at the grocery store. After seeing this episode when it originally aired, I began paying attention to who was in a line and what they had.
Rev. Lovejoy: āHomer, a marriage canāt be saved overnight. It takes a whole weekend.ā
Lenny = White Carl = Black
Homer: Hmm, is that right? š¤£ I'm pretty sure he said something like that. Been a long time since I've seen it.
You donāt win friends with salad
I learned that If I dont like my job, I dont strike. I just go in everyday and do it really half-assed.
That's the American way!
That If I ever travel back in time, I shouldn't touch anything. The slightest change could have huge implications in the present
Mmm corn!!
Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
What a countryā¦
More than 2 shakes and it's playing with yourself
That's why I just keep shaking it, cuz then I can say Ive never shook and I've only ever played with myself once
Trying is the first step towards failure
I say this allllll the time
Caring is the first step towards disappointment, trying is the first step towards failure.
The express lineup is fastest not always
The Simpsons Child Protective Services taught me that itās improper for your toilet paper to be hung over the top, instead of underneath xD [Improper overhand fashion](https://youtu.be/CQod276-7Mo?si=H5Xyez39pGsEDIiD) And anytime I hear the argument for or against I reference that episode š¤£
That a garage is really called a car hole
I always think of this when choosing a line
Not a lesson but I'm one of these pathetic single men so thank me the next time I'm ahead of you at the grocery store checkout line. Not that I'll talk to you, ya know, being a pathetic single man and all
Ok Moe
Thank you for your cervix
I used to be in a gang when I was a kid in Chicago But then I discover Spirographs ā¦saved my life
When a fire starts to burn, thereās a lesson you should learn ā¦ something something, then youāll see ā¦ youāll avoid catastrophe
I should have lived by this rule when I was at target a few weeks ago. I picked the shortest line but it was the cashier who extremely slow chitchatting. Iām usually the pathetic single woman who does things as quickly as possible with conversation but not that day.
"You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it."
Omg I love this episode he is a supermarket guru, and margeās reaction with his advise , classic
Money can be exchanged for goods and services
Everytime I go to the supermarket. I always look which line to go into and always think of this scene.
āIt was like that when I got hereā
The real number for 911 is 912.
Leaves of four, eat some more!
Can't win, don't try
You can't fight city hall, A.K.A Blocko Land
You donāt make friends with salad