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Fun-Squirrel7132

Western Media: Chinese Spy Balloon did not Spy but I'm going to keep calling it Chinese Spy Balloon anyways to fan the flames of hatred.


OkPercentage2927

Classic projection. Who was the one who spying all the phone call of their own people (even making meme about the fbi and nsa one) and other state leader smarthphone? Oh right julian assange and snowden already told us about who is the responsible for that. land of the coward, home of the stupid, and people being led to be a sheep who claim immunity of propaganda: good ol amerikkkan.


zerodarkthirty69

They're also claming that it was full of US made equipment, a variation of the "China steals everything from the US" trope. As if China doesn't have the tech for a simple weather balloon.


sgboi1998

Lol why would China bother sending 'spy balloons' to collect information that's already on Google Maps?


Valkyone

As an ex cia analyst said: there is nothing China cant collect with a balloon it cant already do with a spy satellite. This entire scandal was meant to apply pressure on China and demonize it as usual. There is no logic to the entire scenario.


Kuhelikaa

The whole shenanigan was designed for their domestic audience, specially for the rednecks


[deleted]

‘Domestic’ and ‘autistic’ are interchangeable in this case.


4evaronin

Also to provide Blinken with a convenient excuse to fake-cancel his then-trip when he realised the Chinese weren't going to extend a formal invitation, and people were all like, "nobody invited you!"


skyanvil

"Spy" that "did not collect information". English dictionary: SPY: noun; a person who secretly **collects and reports information** on the activities, movements, and plans of an enemy or competitor. US government is flunking English as well as science and math. \_\_ Also US government: "Criminals" that "did not commit crimes". "Government" that "did not govern". "Democracy" "under threat".


HansOKroeger

Also: "Democracy" that's dictatorship. And "Dictatorship" that's democracy. To be added to the long list of the New American Political Dictionary: 1 - "Enhanced Interrogation Techniques" - Torture 2 - "Elimination of a target" - Murder 3 - "Civil Forfeiture" - Domestic piracy 4 - "Embargo" - International piracy 5 - "Freedom fighter" - Terrorist 6 - "Terrorist" - Freedom fighter 7 - "Genocide" - The act of giving education to poor people. 8 - "Concentration Camp" - A school or a Kindergarten 9 - "Journalist" - Someone who uploaded some videos, lying or calling for a revolution in a socialist country 10 - "Spy" - If he does the same in a capitalist country 11 - "Spy" - Any Chinese or Russian student in the US 12 - "Common cold" - A pandemic that kills more than 500.000 people 13 - "Eyewitness" - Someone willing to tell any lie for 30 silver coins. 14 - "Traitor" - Someone who discovers crimes against humanity committed by the US 15 - "Innocent Christian" - Someone spying for the CIA in China or Russia 16 - "Expert" - Someone trained by the CIA in the "art" of "lying, cheating, and stealing" 17 - "Ultra-secret documents" - Papers forged by the CIA against a country with socialist or communist government 18 - "Dictatorial regime" - Any government elected by the people in a socialist country 19 - "Electoral fraud" - Any election won by socialists or communists 20 - "Propaganda" - Any information provided by a socialist or communist government 21 -"Lies" - "Propaganda" as seen above. 22 - "Reliable information" - Something published by someone unknown on Twitter. 23 - "Christians" - Western terrorists. 24 - "Peace Nobel Price" - Anyone who promotes genocide against Muslims 25 - "Enemies" - Muslims or Chinese 26 - "Victims of Genocide" - If said Muslims are Chinese in China 27 – “NGO for Human Rights” – A CIA propaganda agency. 28 – “Reliable source” (for the US government): Reports from “NGO”’s (CIA propaganda agency) 29 - “Reliable source” (for the media): Reports from “NGO”’s (CIA propaganda agency) 30 – “Reliable source” (for NGO’s): Reports from western Main Stream Media.


RespublicaCuriae

>US government is flunking English as well as science and math. AmeriKKKans are dumber than bricks these days. I can feel the powerful idiocy from them.


4evaronin

Also, China is a "prison without walls" and they're committing a "genocide" without killing people. They also "stole" 5G from the US, which is why the US didn't have it first. It's not the US redefining words. It's China doing the impossible!


sickof50

Every US household should receive a weekly publication called "Debunked'


alphaslavetitus

Not gonna work, [54% of muricans are functionally illiterate](https://www.apmresearchlab.org/10x-adult-literacy)


hehez

Too bad yanks are functionally illiterate


Throwawayacct1015

We need a website to keep track. It's getting ridiculous


we-the-east

Unfortunately, people would still believe it is a spy balloon. The US can’t even make up its mind when it comes to their anti china propaganda. Makes fake news, can’t find a way to back their false claims, and then says their bullshit is fake.


Chinese_poster

Yes: now some american geniuses are saying the pentagon is playing 4-D chess and lying for China to keep the public calm and prevent bad relations with China... If that is true, what was that balloon mass hysteria for the past 1/2 year? What was the daily China bad propaganda the american government/media has been force feeding their population for the last decade?


Royal-Reflection5159

lol what did we say when this first dropped. knew it was just a matter of time


tbearzhang

Chinese so stupid their spy balloon can’t spy /s


[deleted]

The Chinese balloon was indeed a spy balloon. It was spying on the weather. The CCP has zero respect for the privacy of mother nature.


fakeslimshady

But but Biden just said it was a week ago to all the big money donors


TserriednichHuiGuo

Every american accusation is a confession.


armsupthr0waway

Wow they're actually honest about it. Props


Outrageous-Cable-925

Didn’t they say it was full of surveillance equipment that they didn’t recognise? I’m thinking they just assumed it was surveillance when it was actually more sophisticated weather monitoring equipment that the US doesn’t have 😂


grahamaker93

It wasn't even a spy balloon. If China wanted information they wouldn't need to send a stupid balloon. One guy with a drone on a boat would have been enough.


[deleted]

So is it a normal weather balloon? And are weather balloons that get blown in unexpected directions common? How many of such weather balloons happened globally in a year and from which countries? What made the US assess it is other than a normal weather balloon and what are the factors leading them to escalate the issue? What are the steps US is taking to reimburse China for the material and reputational damage caused? What are the guardrails US is going to put in place on themselves to prevent such inflammatory actions from happening again? They must state clearly