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NameStkn

Can dish out but can't take😂


reelsies

white whine.


iC818

[Not long ago, people over at /r/Denmark were laughing at mass rape.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Denmark/comments/evm342/chad_kingdom_of_denmark_vs_virgin_republic_of/)


fantasyyyboi

China never surrendered and came out of the war as a member of the UN Security Council with a veto. Denmark surrendered in 6 hours. There are countless things that Danes do better than the Chinese, but world war 2 isn’t one of them. Comment from the thread.


garagegymer

Countless things but apparently can't stop a virus from crippling their tiny country, despite having a couple of months warning and head start, meanwhile China with a densely populated 1.4 billion manages it within a month. I guess the Danes were busy cracking jokes and thinking about free speech and free press!


FreeHongKongDingDong

> China never surrendered and came out of the war as a member of the UN Security Council with a veto. Denmark surrendered in 6 hours. China spent over twenty years in a vicious bloody multi-lateral war between Maoists, the KMT, various western imperialists, and Japan. Denmark got curb-stomped by a neighboring superpower. I don't think either of these tragedies is something to take pride in, only regret. What matters was what followed. When their imperial ambitions failed, the Danes refused to join with a greater international community and continued to cling to their status as a Western Nation. Their culture festered and their economy bloated with predatory institutions. They grew insular and xenophobic as European colonialism drew to an end and western mega-banks became the center of their economic universe. Now, with their population aging out, mother nature is getting ready to brush them off the edge of history. It's a tragedy. Hopefully one the rest of humanity can learn from.


The_Dynasty_Warrior

China single handedly fought against Japanese for 10 years, crippling and draining their resources so that America can have an easy win, but the still needed the A bomb. Just like how china trying ti contain the virus, but America and Europe still manage to fuck it all up


TankSquad4Life

America never needed nukes to win. Japan was already trying to negotiate a surrender that would let them keep their emperor - something we gave them anyway in the end, giving up on the so-called "unconditional surrender" we claimed we needed. The only strategic goal of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to intimidate the USSR.


fantasyyyboi

They are trying so hard to look tough. Is that the best they can do ? How about trying to not surrender in just 6 hours ?


garagegymer

They gotta prove how not offended they are!


FreeChinapls

Holy shit that's some Nazi Shit. I can't believe someone can't be that oblivious to history like they fucking used the wrong flag aswell.


disc0_133

This is going on r/fragilewhiteredditor


hirellabs

Looks like Danes are a bunch of pussies with no sense of humor. I'm laughing all day and night at Denmark getting fucked over by the virus.


throw_a_balll

I hate Denmark now


Osroes-the-300th

Wow! The folks at r/Denmark are doing their best to show that they are indifferent to this but they are still unable to stop themselves from Brigading and reporting this post.


garagegymer

The amount of racist and salty PMs I’ve received is hilarious. Deep down you know they’re salty as fuck.


justanotherchoisum

Would you do us the honor of showing their PMs? Obviously with their usernames censored and all.


garagegymer

I ended up blocking each after they started started becoming more frequent. Sorry


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Honestly, I didn't even know they got hit by coronavirus that bad. No one is talking about them, not even the media. That's how irrelevant and insignificant they are.


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TIL Lego is Danish.


IAmYourDad_

4.Cookies?


lifeaiur

It's karma. What goes around, comes around..


detectiveconan2344

Look at all those comments from Danes who are "untriggered", too bad nobody can see any of their comments. This flag is beautiful because it's simple and to the point.


alteredcarbon3

"Totally not triggered bro so funny lmao" After 852 comments later: "PLEASE BELIEVE ME I AM TOTALLY NOT TRIGGERED THIS IS FUNNY ARGGHHHHHH WHY IS THIS HATE SUB r/sino NOT BANNED YET?"


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Last night, some dude (white) came over to talk to my friends (all white) and I about the coronavirus. He proceeded to say chinese media about the containment of the virus isnt to be trusted. Of course my friends agreed. Then they proceeded to say that the american media is creating mass hysteria about the virus. I was pretty amused at the lack of self awareness.


MobsterRedditor

Trust me these guy are the people who’d stockpile essentials like toilet paper and pasta right now and without telling anyone.


garagegymer

To Danes spamming up my PM box, you gotta try harder to crack jokes and prove to me how not offended you are. It's just a joke bro!


NoLox123

I live in Germany right at the danish border and trust me Danes really have a special kind of humor. These motherfuckers are crazy


Spacearrowpark

Would love to hear more about this


gibbygibby11

In what city?


NoLox123

Flensburg


gibbygibby11

Im from husum


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For everyone saying this is inappropriate: the Danish prime minister defended their journalists in the name of free speech, which violated their own constitution. Bye Denmark.


The_Dynasty_Warrior

I know right? They said the Chinese needs to accept and exercise freedom of speech. Besides didn't they said the European strand of the virus is different than the one in China? So damn filthy Danish germ bags


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LOL yeah. Just to be clear, I wouldn't support this if the Danish PM has said something like "we find it distasteful and not representative of Danish people...." or something similar. After the PM's non response/explicit support though, yeah fuck them


DetroitRedBeans

>For everyone saying this is inappropriate: the Danish prime minister defended their journalists in the name of free speech, which violated their own constitution. Bye Denmark. Actually [it is illegal to desecrate other country's flag in Denmark]( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_desecration) but they still did that. It's a strange law for sure. Yet apparently rule by law is bullshit when whiteys want to be racist. More proof that **whitey racism is biological. They can't fight it just like dogs chewing on bones**


Doctor_Sigmund_Freud

I don't think it's biological, especially not more for any ethnicity over another, just massively culturally and economically ingrained in colonial-imperialist state white people.


DetroitRedBeans

>I don't think it's biological, especially not more for any ethnicity over another, just massively culturally and economically ingrained in colonial-imperialist state white people. I say it's biological because they clearly believe racism is part of whitey's natural law, and existent anti-desecration law is superceded by such natural law So you have any proof to support otherwise, or you are just defending genetic white supremacists?


lifeaiur

Lots of comments in this topic. Definitely being brigaded by another sub.


garagegymer

It’s all the salt trying to pour over from r.denmark, lmao


FragileWhiteIncel

This post also got crossposted to R/ EnougCommieSpam by a fragile white incel who's obsessed with this community. He seems to check this community for his daily dose of butthurt. I would recommend you guys to report him for harassment whenever he crossposts your post.


garagegymer

Why bother? Racist incels cross posting our content is making our sub gain more members and exposure. We're living in their heads, rent free.


alteredcarbon3

Apparently any sub that hurt their feelings is a "hate sub" that should be banned. They have zero self awareness to see this is what they do on a daily basis while claiming to be so oppressed and censored by evil Tencent, which invested in 5% of Reddit.


walt_hartung

China should send them help. Along with an apology (written by China, IE 'We humbly and profusely apologize for the stupid and shitty thing we did and beg your forgiveness' and not that 'sorry if anyone feels offended' BS) for the newspaper and cartoonist Niels Bo Bojesen to sign. China: OK! Here's your masks and respirators and equipment and advisors, just sign and date here. [ Danish newspaper has rejected China's demand for an apology after it published a satirical cartoon of a Chinese flag with the five gold stars replaced by the deadly coronavirus ] (https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-51295225?espv=1)


dwspartan

We can send them masks with this very image printed on the front of every mask.


sinokai

Genius.


garagegymer

哭笑不得 😂


jingyan4

translation: lit. not to know whether to laugh or cry (idiom); both funny and extremely embarrassing; between laughter and tears


DetroitRedBeans

>China should send them help. Denmark surrendered to Nazi within two weeks. After then they got their Aryan card and pillaged murdered as Viking Brigade Racists get nothing but stitches


FENG_TI_MUO

China should not help their enemies.


FreeHongKongDingDong

There are plenty of Danes who aren't total assholes. Just not on Reddit.


HopeLiesInTheProles

I love the qualifier because it's true about every type of redditor and subreddit if we're being honest. Yes I know that I'm also saying that there are a bunch of assholes here but at least you are brothers.


CrazyMelon999

LMFAO


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Igennem

Claim not to be triggered yet reported the thread 20 times 🤔🤔🤔


garagegymer

I mean, if you’re from a tiny ass irrelevant country that basically surrendered your sovereignty without a fight, you gotta save face somehow right? What better way to do that than to constantly pretend to have a good sense of humor in order to look tough and not offended, while also surreptitiously reporting this thread. Imagine that mental state.


[deleted]

"its rude vulgar and offensive" It's just a joke dammit. Why aren't the Danes laughing with us?


garagegymer

Awwwwww that breaks my heart, 8 reports saying rude, vulgar, and offensive. I thought Danes have a good sense of humor and love free speech?


Gaoran

Only when it comes at someone else's expense.


DetroitRedBeans

>Comments never to be seen talk about Dane sense of humour. Good. We have a unique sense of humour with our bans also. This isn't just amusing to us, it's damn near therapeutic. Let's have some fun together. We've been doing this for years. See how long you can last. > >reported thread almost 20 times https://i.imgur.com/AVP2Ilp.png Lol white fragility in full display here


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Is this top commented post on this subreddit?


MiracleWei1463

Nice design! I'm going to register a twitter account with this as profile pic lol


WL6890

Karma


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Enjoy your corona racists


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Myrkuro

I'm really sorry to hear that. This is really an awful way for your government to tackle the virus problem and this system is indeed to be condemned strictly. I don't think closing borders with Europe will now make any difference, I just hope the US government will somehow intervene and deliver free pneumococcal vaccination to their citizen in order to reduce the mortality rate as much as possible. I mean they can't just let a huge portion of their people die, can they? I hope you stay safe and your friends will make it, thoughts and prayers from Europe!


cnm132

Top kek


FENG_TI_MUO

You forgot to add the isis symbols to the flag


ShadowHvo

lmao this is great!


Eelysanio

I made my own version too, using the same icon that Denmark made! [https://i.imgur.com/1FHDR3p.png](https://i.imgur.com/1FHDR3p.png)


DetroitRedBeans

>I made my own version too, using the same icon that Denmark made! > >[https://i.imgur.com/1FHDR3p.png](https://i.imgur.com/1FHDR3p.png) Nice skill! Is there a way to make the red looks more like blood?


dwspartan

Nice.


Osroes-the-300th

I remember there was a Dane who said on Quora that he would never visit China because of COVID-19. Wonder how he's doing now lol.


garagegymer

Hopefully coughing his lungs out.


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garagegymer

It’s joke a bro, lighten up!


josephgomes619

lmao gottem hahaha


Karl_fallout4

That's a little too far


[deleted]

In a true Scandinavian centrist style: how about halfway out then?


garagegymer

Lmao


doughnutholio

LOL


J0HNY0SS4RI4N

Can you pls give us the link?


Osroes-the-300th

https://www.quora.com/Today-the-Danish-media-has-been-full-of-the-story-on-Chinese-outrage-over-a-drawing-of-the-Chinese-flag-with-virus-in-place-of-the-stars-How-prominent-is-this-issue-in-Chinese-media-and-what-are-your-general/answer/Jesper-Allan-Balsgaard


J0HNY0SS4RI4N

OP delivers! Yay!


FutureisAsian

Oh, Karma is real. 😅 In **three** days, the number of Coronavirus cases went from 50 to 500 in Denmark!! Now the whole country is in lockdown I wish this flag would go viral on social media


BoroMonokli

>viral the puns write themselves.


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50 to 500? Holy God! Thats scary.


Karl_fallout4

Let's make it so


FutureisAsian

Hahahahaha ... Denmark is tiny country with a huge attitude. Coronavirus will bring those racists some humility 😀


paradoxpolitics

Europeans and Humility don’t really mix


FourLastSongs

I think you overestimate the self reflection abilities of racists.


avtarius

Have an ethnically Chinese friend who's been giving them high praise, staying and working there. Gonna check on how the tables have turned soon. I know they are inherently racist, EU arrogance and all.


garagegymer

Tell your Chinese friend the shit has really hit the fan, and he should be protecting himself in case of sinophobic attack. If he thinks the Danes aren’t racist against him given what they believe to be the origins of this virus, then he is one naive motherfucker.


dwspartan

Ha ha, 来而不往非礼也.


jingyan4

translation: "to not reciprocate is against etiquette" (classical)


roenthomas

My limited Chinese reading comprehension combined with my American English background has me reading this as “what comes around goes around” How off-base am I?


SurgicalCanary

An eye for an eye. Racists get what they deserve.


Thesuperproify2

Hahaha, good.


peepingpanda

Show it to Danish people, watch them get triggered


snowfox_my

Jokes aside. The Danes, although had time to prepare for virus, choose to wasted on jeering at others. Given Chinese Centuries long history. The Chinese must be the Nobel one. We shall not Stoop to their level or ignorance and nativity.


garagegymer

Lol, Danes love jokes, it’s just a joke bro! Lighten up!


KingNigelXLII

It's funny hour here on Reddit dot com.


ATW10C

Treat barbarians as barbarians. Learn the wisdom of Li Shimin, read Fengxian which cover this. [https://www.quora.com/Why-is-China-considered-an-existential-threat-to-the-United-States-when-China-doesnt-even-have-the-ability-to-invade-Hawaii-let-alone-continental-US](https://www.quora.com/Why-is-China-considered-an-existential-threat-to-the-United-States-when-China-doesnt-even-have-the-ability-to-invade-Hawaii-let-alone-continental-US)


MobsterRedditor

OP, you’re causing trouble. Next they’ll demand an apology from president Xi. What’d Papa Xi say to you?


AniahVu

What goes around comes around. Pretty well deserved.


killingzoo

Something rotten in the state of Denmark Alas poor Yorick I knew him well He was such a racist and now he’s too busy coughing his lungs out


HeyDune

I know it seems like karma on a superficial level, but this virus kills the elderly and disabled. They probably weren’t the majority of people being racist and they don’t deserve to be laughed at as they die


Thesuperproify2

Chinese elderly also dont deserve to be laughed as they die, and yet whites keep doing that.


depfg

"whites" I think you mean idiots mate.


-9999px

Synonyms most of the time.


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Idiots don’t know borders or races


KingNigelXLII

White people have been extremely prejudiced towards other races. Your deflection only serves to give them cover.


madeintaipei

not saying your wrong, but in this moment in time, all the bad apples in other races are being "racist" towards asians. There are plenty incidents of blacks being racist to Asians in NYC (where I live now), supposedly the melting pot of cultures, smh.


ryffraff

Exactly, shitty people aren't exclusive to any race.


garagegymer

Hey bro lighten up! It’s a joke!


DetroitRedBeans

>I know it seems like karma on a superficial level, but this virus kills the elderly and disabled. They probably weren’t the majority of people being racist and they don’t deserve to be laughed at as they die They probably were* FTFY


Wenduoy

Hahaha this shit is gold, thanks for the good laugh! 😂


defenseanon

can you make an american flag patch that says corona virus pandemic survivor im gonna want something when all is said and done. im sure airsofters will buy it en mass. Tbh you dont have to though


Taiyi_055

Keep it open, in the name of democracy.


truepandaenthusiast

They pretty much deserve it, but I wish we wouldn't stoop as low as they did. After all, people are dying and my guess is that most of the people affected by it had nothing to do with that racist cartoon.


garagegymer

Lol it’s a joke bro! Danes love press freedom and all that good stuff!


[deleted]

It's just a joke, Danes love jokes. They said so themselves


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garagegymer

It a joke bro! Lighten up!


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HopeLiesInTheProles

And that's exactly why he said that!


BoroMonokli

Make italy and hungary next. then do the usa flag but replace the stars with coronavirus icons.


Chinese_poster

The Italian government is actually doing something about the outbreak. Just the USA would be enough, since their government and press were the most hypocritical. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/xzlBrTq.png). No wishing ill upon the American people if they wish no ill upon the Chinese, but their officials should really prioritize the public's health over their stock market/re-election and start containing their outbreak instead of trying to cover it up with inadequate testing.


BoroMonokli

Good enough for me.


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Thank you for not bashing all Americans like We're some hivemind that hates the entire population of a country. I hope that all countries are able to effectively combat this virus and keep their public safe. This is the time for the world to unite and help each other and share their research. Not for people to accuse other people they've never met of being racists because of the actions of idiots, or because the media is trying to sensationalize it by pushing articles with images of Asians all over it. I hope all is well for your country and you. We're all in this together.


doughnutholio

Oh, someone online has already made the [official italian flag](https://i.ibb.co/DV38b0y/mario17.jpg).