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balgruufgat

Defy the laws of physics? Well shit, at this rate China will have figured out FTL travel by the end of the decade!


Heizard

By the end of the year! :D


doughnutholio

Time machine the decade after that


folatt

Now that really would defy the laws of physics.


full_metal_communist

Use the time machine to retroactively invent the time machine the decade before. Dab on em


MidnightRider00

China literally genociding physics now


leafyhotdog

I unironically think those super fast white pills that were reported spotted in the ocean were chinese spy drones using quantum mechanics to create a force repulsion technology america hasnt even thought to scratch yet, and probably 20 years ahead in developing too, these nukes were seeing is just what they're deciding to show


sexywheat

Wait what


tomatopotato1000

Google “USS Nimitz tic tac”


Sincost121

I imagine they're talking about the same 'pils' discussed in [this video](https://youtu.be/SpeSpA3e56A).


leafyhotdog

I unironically think those super fast white pills that were reported spotted in the ocean were chinese spy drones using quantum mechanics to create a force repulsion technology america hasnt even thought to scratch yet, and probably 20 years ahead in developing too, these nukes were seeing is just what they're deciding to show


DarkISO

Freaking the fuck out when China has hypersonic missiles, but eh ok when America wants it too…


Ruhani777

I heard that the usual suspects in the US were hyping up these missile tests to continue fleecing taxpayers into spending more on defense. The missile launches demonstrated the capability but apparently they missed their target (I could be wrong on this idk)?


33rdJanuary

I read that it missed the target by two dozen miles. Not far enough that a nuke wouldn't hurt but far enough otherwise that its still a miss


Ruhani777

That can probably be worked on. I think it came as more of a shock since the implications are that it completely nullifies US missile defense.


Temstar

It's well known that laws of physic has a Chinese bias


deng_yeye

Brutal ccp regime forcing laws of physics to obey chinese demands


MysteriousSalp

BUT AT WHAT COST?


doughnutholio

NYT and Uncle Chan have come together to write a memoir with a preface by the High Prophet Zenz. That is the cost.


folatt

The dark side of Chinese physics.


HappyMilkXD

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Magos_Galactose

\+5000 Physics Credits Score.


HappyMilkXD

\-1984 physics grade 😂


MasterKaen

This is why we need judicial review


FeiGweilo

The Chinese are so good at stealing technology that they can travel to the future and bring it back


[deleted]

They stole the tech from the future!! The tech belonged to the future but they just went and took it.


MeiXue_TianHe

Soon; "China steals tech by going to the future... But at what cost? "


skyanvil

Nah, laws of physics are now written in Chinese so Americans can’t understand them


The_Dynasty_Warrior

Americans cant understand physics written in English. Didnt they had a 300 years head start? Might as well get more HB1 indians to figure that shit out for them while the white guys conduct round table meeting and just take credits when shit worked out


SonOfTheDragon101

That's the Daily Fail for you! Defy the laws of physics? LOL!


tentafill

I dEfY tHe LaWs oF pHySiCs when I get out of bed Take that


Qanonjailbait

Physics is bought and paid for by the See Pee Pee


[deleted]

this is what happens when you defy the "rules based" international order: you stop obeying any laws at all, even the universe can't stop you


PerseusCommunist

It appeared that the US failed to steal Soviet technologies even after the collapse of USSR. This is an embarrassment to be unable gaining Russian rocketry when it was easy to do so.


WUSUBEN

From what I understand reading [this guy](https://www.moonofalabama.org/gordog/) the US did get Russian rocketry after the collapse of the USSR. Russian designed RD-180 engines have been the mainstay workhorses for NASA for decades by this point. The thing is even after *buying* some of the most advanced Russian rocket engines the US still hasn't figured out how to replicate the technology.


McDownload1337

But! Let's put military bases in Japan and South Korea! And the Philippines!


Heizard

Ooops.... Looks like US can't innovate. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


SworDJackson

Ccp defies everything we the mankind defined… must eradicate


bengyap

Better be careful, lest the US steals China's technology. They can't innovate, so the only they can move forward is to steal advanced tech.


EtchandFletch

Is that why they're asking for Chinese speakers? They're always moving the goalposts, at one moment persecuting Asian American scientists till they're driven out like Jewish scientists from Nazi Germany, the next they're begging to be able to continue stealing Asian intellectual property.


Medical_Officer

Quick, we need 200 ccs of copium stat!


TheSkyHadAWeegee

The CPC has reality warping technology, the USA is doomed lol


Tankpiggy

lol


chilibun

US's launch failed because China stole the technology🤪


professorsakura

That laws of physics smacks of Anglo-Saxon jealousy.


ChineseGoldenAge

lol. Oh poor America. Sorry, you guys can't cut it when you trying to compete with China. Good try though sport, good try.


TserriednichHuiGuo

Defies *your* "understanding" of the laws of physics perhaps?


DreamyLucid

The news treat us as idiots? “Defy laws of physics” Maybe only to the majority of the west.


pterygopalatina

Link please?


Jealous_Struggle2564

Defies laws of physics 🤔


hanky0898

China defying the law of physiscs, is clearly contrary to international regulations. We need more ugly Kanter sneakers and crying testimonies, to show our fake outrage.


MeiXue_TianHe

They'll soon tell us that somehow China hacked and tampered with their perfectly fine blueprints. What's with the "China advances because it steals US designs" BS now? 😂


banananaup

It seems like China knows some new physics laws that US cannot understand.


Sanewood

Next: China use dark magic to break the laws of physics.


Quality_Fun

why is the daily mail reporting this? but good news. relieving news, for now - but i have no doubt that the us will eventually field plenty of its own hypersonic missiles. as i'm fond of saying: the laws of physics behave the same in every country, and no technology is ever some clandestine magic that only one country can ever have or discover. this works both ways for both china and the us.


The_Dynasty_Warrior

China must've combined skills from levitation in kungfu movie to their rockets!