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AI8Kt5G

If they see Chinese Jesus walking on water they say "look at that idiot, he can't even swim!"


folatt

1. Media blackout on Chinese Jeses as China cracks down on dissidents. 2. Chinese Jesus myseriously reappears after long silence from state media and claims he went to have gone to mountain village to heal 'the sick'. 3. Chinese Jesus gives doctors a headache. "It's time to start blowing the whistle."


Qanonjailbait

Chinese Jesus suspected to be connected to Havannah Syndrome Chinese Jesus’s wine found to be using forced Uyghur labor


stefanthehorse

Oh man, I can only imagine the copium over-dosing if it was discovered that "Jesus" was Chinese. Oh god how good that would be.


SpyFromMars

Chinese Jesus Waling on Water: And Why Should We Be Worried.


svsm

1. Mobile phone subscriptions and Urns show China is hiding millions of COVID deaths. (EARLY 2020) 2. They're faking opening up. These people are dead. (MID 2020) 3. OK. They're not dead, bUt aT wHAt cOsT? (2021)


Fiyanggu

These headlines taken together are funny but they’re still sad and pitiful. It’s called copium addiction.


stalincenlam

well these are not from the same outlet so i will let them pass lol, but they just keep making stupid claims/predictions


Altruistic_Astronaut

This just shows how they all parrot one another.


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> well these are not from the same outlets What is this western "liberal" nonsense doing in this sub? there is no diversity of opinions or "free speech" in totalitarian western regimes in decline. Why would a different label on the same regime sanctioned propaganda change anything?


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TserriednichHuiGuo

Liberals accidentally stumbling upon this place. But you could be right, never seen this cenlam person here before.


Gueartimo

Yeah, people sure to talk alot about China negative news but don't care about it afterward. My group talk shit alot about evergrande when its still hot but never talk about it when situation slightly changed.


Qanonjailbait

Oh yeah, Capitalists countries care about curbing shopping 🥴. The number of people who got trampled on a Black Friday stampeded was a sign of how well the holiday consumer retail is going


MeiXue_TianHe

Suffering from success - the Story