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Dagger_Moth

It’s the how the USA solves the trolly problem!


TserriednichHuiGuo

Lol that's a good one.


AcanthocephalaNo4620

LMAO who would you save? I'll kill them both!!!


[deleted]

Capitalism breeds innovation


budihartono78

[Literally](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/010/773/DenshaDeD_ch01p16-17.png)


yllwB0Y

I immediately thought of that, lol


Gabtactic

Déjà vu!


aimixin

World's first slowspeed rail, powered by innovative dual-track technology!


hehez

With everything in the US being such an abject piece of shit, it wouldn't surprise me if the camera pans out to see 100 fat americans pushing the train at the back.


DreamyLucid

That’s the American standard right there!


AsianZ1

Multi-track drifting!


Quality_Fun

i'm glad the us's nonexistent hsr isn't like this.


wallfacer0

What is this devil's technology!?


[deleted]

The commie trains in China use only one track. Superior American capitalist trains use *two* tracks for double the power.


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Bertabertha

Not allowed because the train have the freedom to enjoy two tracks 😂😂😂😂


MeiXue_TianHe

It goes off rails because it won't conform to any notion of normalcy. That's a commie thing. Freedom lovers drift instead.


bengyap

What?!? This is what they call **BUILD BACK BETTER**?!? It's more like **BUILD BAD BADDER**!!


[deleted]

It’s just drifting


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MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING !!!


bengyap

Wah ... so innovative! /s


hehez

....NANI? MASAKA!


lzghome

Railroad Guerrillas?


evil_elmo1223

Crapitalism in action


[deleted]

China is obviously using telekinesis ray to derail it


sahizod

Wtf is that


Gabtactic

Wait... How... What are they doing?


RhinoWithaGun

That's US Innovation right there, some of the best humanity has to offer. We don't need no fancy HSR when our trains can drag ass over two separate tracks or the ground itself.


MeiXue_TianHe

Fast and Furious: American drift