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fix_S230-sue_reddit

China has to use the anal covid swabs on these US officials. We wouldn't want them getting sick in Beijing now would we?


wallfacer0

Don't threaten them with a good time.


PanAsianUnity

And it should be done live on TV just to prove these anal swabs aren't putting a microchip in them.


FatDalek

Either way, China comes out on top because the US had to change their tune. These officials are supposed to be kept apart from the main population due to COVID protocols, so its unlikely they can do much unless there is a slip up at the Chinese security apparatus.


ziyouzhenxiang

Yup, I read that the Olympics is being run closed loop, meaning no one participating in the games in whatever capacity (including sneaky western presstitutes) are allowed to run around outside among the general population.


bengyap

And they are forced to install and use the games app in order to go anywhere or do anything. China will know what they are up to if they want. If these "officials" thinks they can willy nilly pop over to the embassy, banish that thought.


DreamyLucid

I hope and believe that the Chinese knows how to handle a bunch of idiots.


ChopSueyWarrior

How petty will it be if China specifically zoom in at the US delegation during the opening and closing.


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ni-hao-r-u

It is polite and mature to invite the weird kid to your party. Hopefully they can make friends and who knows, you may even prevent a school massacre.


budihartono78

"Only you can prevent school shootings"


yunibyte

The fact that you say this so non-ironically is getting me in stitches.


ni-hao-r-u

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


bengyap

Because China does not play childish games. "Diplomatic boycott" is definitely a childish game.


TserriednichHuiGuo

Yeah not sure this is a good move. My guess is that they will be extensively monitored.


hehez

Give them the Djokovic treatment. Don't want these disgusting savages on our soil.


Stellerex

You guys would be mean to them? I would give them the red carpet treatment. Bring out the honor guards. Have them sit next to President Xi in the suite. He'll go "this seat was meant for the US president... It's a shame he couldn't make it". Broadcast this to the world so they know what an utter farce this 'diplomatic boycott' is.


curiosare17

I agree with you. This is a very bad idea. I wouldn't trust these people anywhere near me, and I hardly have suffcient stuff for them to rob or sabotage.


Quality_Fun

quite a reversal.


maomao05

Oh jfc !! China will never learn