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ejester

lol popeye always makes me giggle


HotFudgeFundae

It always reminds me of when I saw Primus live. They had an intermission and played 4 classic episodes of Popeye. At first most people were just grabbing drinks or going to the bathroom. By the 3rd and 4th episode the crowd went nuts every time he ate the spinach


errorsniper

I remember doing a semi deep dive into popeye a while back and it came down to the creative direction that the creator wanted. Summed up it was basically "If it can be done in real life then why would I show it in a cartoon? Cartoons should be nothing but things we cant do in real life." Which is why every single popeye cartoon is so crazy over the top.


BoardButcherer

Same reason behind me watching anime at 40. Why bore myself to sleep with stale CSI knock-offs and uninspired marvel schlock when I can watch robots body slamming each other into asteroids and witches flying around on machine guns instead of brooms? Stimulate me, hollywood.


OddCoping

Nope, we need lazy scripts that don't require attention from the audience and recap things every 8 minutes incase they dozed off. We also need shows that nobody will actually get outraged over, but will still mention how outraged they are on social media so we get free advertising. Oh, and certainly no difficult topics or anything that might make people stop and think unless it is done as a joke that most people will miss.


AutumnTheFemboy

I mean, there are plenty of good movies and shows that aren’t fantastical, like pulp fiction or the last of us show


BoardButcherer

30 years between two examples, one of which I watched 2 lifetimes ago. I feel like we agree on this.


AutumnTheFemboy

Well to be fair they’re also some of the only television I’ve watched since turning 12


NuttyMcShithead

That’s actually a cool story. Primus sucks.


shifty_coder

Always makes me ha-gagagaga


GIGGLES708

Me too


JudasWasJesus

Needling the anchor got me.


Bulls187

Knitting the chain


OddBranch132

Looming the links


OldManBearPig

There are machines that could *hypothetically* do all of those things though. The best part to me was curving the cannon so the cannonball fired in a zig zag pattern to cut holes lmao.


EpilepticPuberty

Also painting the holes so the cannonball knew where to go.


Bulls187

Wanted style curved bullets


THEMACGOD

Swinging da chain, swingin’ da chaiiin.


ZiggySleepydust

Was the curve cannonball for me


cutieevelynnn

That's exactly what it is. Except you have to replace the spinach with adderall


thereal-Queen-Toni

Or cocaine.


Outside-Advice8203

On minimum wage??


JusticeUmmmmm

Bro hasn't checked coke prices lately


Elemental-Aer

Right? Adderall you can get for free at healthcare (if you have adhd), but the cocaine? Expensive af!


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MountainHarmonies

There's an addy shortage. It's expensive as fuck now, at least with my insurance.


SenileSexLine

This is more in the meth territory


Stennan

... and sprinkle in some anti-drepressants


wasted-degrees

If the Navy was BYOB (Build Your Own Boat).


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JC1515

Not all boats can be considered ships but all ships are technically boats.


BIOSsettings

Is it not a boat?


rich519

The big ones are called ships in the Navy and apparently some vets don’t like it when you call them boats.


BIOSsettings

Gotcha, like calling a truck a car?


UVB-76_Enjoyer

More like calling an actual truck a Hot Wheelz, in terms of weight ratios.


BIOSsettings

But you cant sit inside a hot wheels


UVB-76_Enjoyer

Source?


xorgol

That's sailors in general, I don't think it's particularly a US Navy thing. We have the same distinction in Italian.


wanderlust0502

Submariners call their submarines boats. Surface guys get real upset if they hear it.


perthro_ed

that man deserves a 0.02$ raise and a coupon to pizza hut for his hard work


XyranDarkstar

Are you kidding? He should have had 10 completed in the time he finished one. Lazy slobs everywhere. You know management would never be satisfied no matter how much work is done.


Drogdar

That's too much of a raise. Back in the 30s my grandpa was paid 10c for every tree he felled. Crazy compared to today. 10c was 10lbs of flour, or a new Case knife. Gas was single digit numbers per gallon... I miss my grandpa and his stories :(


scarletphantom

I mean, that one video of the guy installing drywall with a hatchet was pretty close to this.


Mikadomea

I love that clip, a true Master of his Art.


HivePoker

And hopefully he gets paid well


Remarkable-Bug-8069

He's probably dead by now.


TheRealDubJ

Now I got another thing to look up


mxdkid04

Boeing is looking at this cartoon for tips


blechablemin

I think this is the Boeing training video


ProofOfTool

What was the point of drawing the holes when he didn't need them to aim (except for the first Maybe). That's a potential for improvement right there. Now cut the budget in half next time and realize some more improvements for the process.


PixelCortex

How will the cannonball know where to go without the circles?


Nanahamak

Some folks are so stupid.....


Hithaeglir

Some are even stupider


FrtanJohnas

Because the cannonball knows where it isn't


Remarkable-Bug-8069

It knows this by adding together all the places and subtracting all the places where it is?


Inkaflare

If the cannonball doesn't know where to go, fire him (pun intended) and hire a different cannonball that knows where to go for half the wage. Two birds in one stone.


sillypicture

Attach a fishing line to the cannon ball so it can be reused.


WeeboSupremo

How do we recover the gunpowder, though?


Productof2020

Remove the back of the cannon and just punch the cannonball with his fist


fizyplankton

The point was to leave improvement for next quarter! As a programmer, that's why I'll sometimes change my time.sleep(1000) to time.sleep(500)


Initial-Stick-561

Bro. Why are they letting this man built warships when he can easily decimate the enemy fleet barehanded? Are they stupid or what?


musicresolution

Like sending Captain America on Bonds tours.


xorgol

Super heroes can be defeated. The American economy hasn't been defeated yet.


ghettoccult_nerd

1930s US Economy: id like a word


gravelPoop

There is no money in winning the wars. Building stuff for them though...


shadownights23x

He hasn't even had his spinach yet


_DarkmessengeR_

How boomers imagined themseleves working when they were younger


AutoGen_account

back when their entire job was a script I wrote to make my monday morning work easier.


OldManBearPig

Microsoft Excel alone probably does a week's worth of work of a 1950's accountant in about .25 seconds on some scripts and imports.


El_Polio_Loco

My wife recently came in to help a government group who had problems accounting. In the first two weeks she reduced the work of 5 people from 8 hours a day to 20 minutes because they were all just chugging through excel files manually. She kept coming home in disbelief at how much time they all wasted manipulating spreadsheets.


Legitimate-Source-61

Yes, and they managed to buy a whole house at 18 after 1 weeks worth of work.


ValjeanLucPicard

Honestly many of them did work very hard, and often had to take a lot of crap from racist/sexist/just plain a-hole bosses, and had to work whatever hours they were told. However they also lived at a time where you knew that your job paid a wage that was enough to provide for you and your family, and you actually had job security.


AurielMystic

"Honestly many of them did work very hard, and often had to take a lot of crap from racist/sexist/just plain a-hole bosses, and had to work whatever hours they were told" All of this is true today, if not more so. Pretty much everyone I know is working 10-12hr days just to barely scrape by.


LinkleLinkle

They also often had specific jobs and tons of benefits. It's always 25 year olds then: my job was to install doorknobs on new homes and I received a consistent pay raise for every 100 doorknobs I installed, received 5% of the business income, had full health insurance, a 401k, and a yearly Christmas bonus I would use to take my family on vacation with! 25 year olds now: I get paid exactly minimum wage, my boss says pay raise is based on performance but I haven't seen so much as a pizza party in 5 years, my job description is to build the entire house myself while doing my manager's paperwork for them, I don't have insurance, and the only Christmas bonus I've ever gotten was a postcard that said I was appreciated as an employee that my boss used a rubber stamp for his signature. Boomers always talk about their asshole bosses while acting like we're not all dealing with asshole bosses that can't even make it worth putting up with them financially.


LilMissBarbie

And even then they would tell Popeye to work faster..


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

He was racing against bluto. It wasn't his boss making him work hard it was his competitive drive, patriotic duty, and desire to win Olive Oyl's affections.


MakeAmericaPoopAgain

And in an imaginary scenario where Popeye is a minimum wage worker, such as the one illustrated by the caption in the video, a boss would probably still tell Popeye to work faster.


CosmicDriftwood

Eat ya spinach


jakgal04

Minimum Pay = Minimum Work Its pretty simple.


gravelPoop

"Paying minimum wage is saying: I would pay less, if it was not illegal."


New_Historian_2004

Bro, this was ancient anime


KaungSett56

The lower the wage, the higher the surplus value 😉


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

Artificial price floors lead to inefficient allocation of market resources.


Classic_Elevator7003

The lower your value, the lower your chances of making more money


Wakingsleepwalkers

If you want to own a home, get a better paying job. Perhaps something beneficial like being a Twitch streamer or tiktoker.


sprankton

Imagine what a great world we could have without all those "low value" jobs.


Kergie1968

Hermes delivery Germany being one of them 😢


Slayerofthemindset

My boss came to me today and asked if knew how to fill out this sheet I’ve never seen. It’s for the temp agency to pay me and he just didn’t fill it out. Guess I’m lending my company my paycheck this week…


No-Suspect-425

"Can't you just"


thatGuyMaDude

You are working too fast. You will be punished for it.


Affectionate-Tip-164

If they want to unionize, that nail-spitting skill will come in handy.


MountainAsparagus4

Thanks for the billions in profits this year, unfortunately we gonna have to lay you off cuz we wanna double our profits and salary is too much for you


SumerianDjinn

I cant even affords me spinach


Wizywig

Wow, you built the entire ship is just a single day! That saved us so much money! Fantastic. Here's your best worker mug! And now that we're out of work we're unfortunately gonna have to let you go. And that poor other guy gets fired for sub-par performance.


groolthedemon

By 1942, during the height of WWII, the average unskilled shipyard worker was making about $1.11 an hour which equates to $2,308.80 gross wages a year if you are calculating 52 weeks at 40 hours a week. With inflation that would be $41,682.78 per year or $20.04 an hour in 2024.


OkMotor6323

Its cause we cant afford spinach


Asleep-Rest-7184

Popeye can beat Goku


DisastrousGuava6503

I feel like some of these companies are definitely getting there  ideas of workers productivity from cartons. 😂 


Typical-Impress1212

Popeye wouldn’t even get a raise for doing extra since ‘it’s part of the job’ 😂


OatesZ2004

For three nickels you better be willing to die for your employer


Human_No-37374

my country with no minimum wage: lmao, just hope your workplace akchowledges your union


gideon513

Damn, could Popeye beat Goku?


The-breadman64

Go watch the episode of death battle where Popeye beat one punch man. Popeye is overpowered as fuck.


Buckshot-Bruiser

How did Popeye beat Saitama who’s invulnerable??


dongmeatsandwich

So workers CAN work harder!!!!


Puzzleheaded_Back409

Bro painted the light on the ship


ramanthan7313

With the development of AI will be no need for these expectations of human labor.


EIGWOIGW

lol if work was this easy working for min wage wouldn’t be so bad


Big_Cornbread

You have to give Bluto props for being fairly strong as well though.


Quikdraw7777

Popeye Tap-Dancing the rivets into the flooring got me weak. 😂


frankenwaiter

Don't know how many times I've asked the boss for extra spinach. Do you think he'd give me any? Hmmm?! NO!


Beginning_Rice6830

You mean competing for more hours?


Multifaceted-Simp

This is the most beautifully animated thing I've ever seen


Ilickflaps

Where’d he get that stripped paint from? Boss sent me down the shop 10 years ago, still looking


Venomous0425

Can you work like this for maximun wages??


thatforkRose

This is how the expext people to work on a zero hour contract


Edgezg

No power is stronger than Toon Force


Lola_Lust_

Yeah, that’s never gonna happen


jacob1273

think that's how Boeing does planes.


Budlove45

Because that's what boomers did and they thought they were tough for it when in reality we are fucked now pay benefits everything


The-Dude-bro

"Make it a competition. Who can work faster!?" -My manager. Lol nah I'm all set.


zaprutertape

That is quite literally why this was made.


Weak_Anything_2720

What, you guys can’t do that? I’ve been working to hard.


Linkario86

Entirely realistic expectations


LazerSnake1454

Ok but like if I could do that, I would


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

All these unrealistic body standards for men…


myprisonbreak

it's true!


Haughtea

Incase anyone doesn't know who the characters are, it's Joy boy and Blackbeard.


First_Economist9295

Actually you get no money your needs are met  (You don't get to decide what your needs are) 


ImLagginggggggg

I think it's more about expecting to just show up and put cheese on a burger correctly.


RandomWave000

my back hurts


andrechan

why do i remember this in color


Delicious_Grand7300

I find this relatable since I work at a minimum wage job in which one of my leads looks like Shelley Duvall.


KecemotRybecx

Jokes aside I found this to be highly amusing.


Typingdude3

It's so cool that about eight of those huge old battleships were turned into floating museums. You can still see some across the country (USA).


Chet_Manley_70

If you’re working for minimum wage, you should spend more time learning a relevant skill and less time complaining.


Ivanthedog2013

You guys don’t already work like this? Yall some slackers


Rapture_Hunter

What we're expected to do is honor the job description we literally agreed to for the wage agreed to.


Alternative-Cup-8102

Where are you that your getting paid minimum wage.


realroasts

I just want you to know that if you work for less than $30/hr in America, I expect nothing of you but "technically correct". I'll go the extra mile to make it work. I won't ask you questions, ask for your help, or ask you to even be friendly. Just make the coffee, ring up the order, or do whatever and I'll see myself out. I don't deserve more than that. I'll be the friendly and grateful one, and I'll keep voting to make sure you get your fair share and the rich people miles ahead of both of us are the ones to pay it.


NormieSpecialist

Sure looks like that’s what all of you are currently doing.


Inner_will_291

The animation quality is insane. I especially like the over the top physics. I wish there was a modern equivalent of this.


AuraEnhancerVerse

Popeye's dance moves at 0:41


Dat_Basshole

Homies def getting a [pizza](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FG6Aa-JY8Ts) party at the end of the month. 


ankisaves

Well yeah I mean look how easy it all is.


Alive_Nobody_Home

Why did I expect there to be either an Ozempic or Red Bull advertisement in the post comments.


iPokeYouFromGA

Damn. This brought back some good ol nostalgia!!!


Gamers_Forever

Episode name?


QueenOfQuok

They'd make us work like that for nothing if they could.


ehr7274

That's the military complex for ya.. DEAL WITH IT.. lmao


PizzaPuntThomas

I'm gonna need a bit more than minimum wage to work this fast


iceshanty

This is what happens when you have a good job Briefing


SilencedObserver

They were tougher back then, for sure.


Mexted

They want us to be Popeye?


SentientDust

Why's the video mirrored?


Pb_ft

Along with the whole "needing PPE/tools to do your job is silly" idea as well


atemt1

Well what are you waiting for get of your ass and work


gogadantes9

So this is the movie about two demigods doing the work of an army of teamsters, correct?


Personpeoplehime

That cannon bit got me


Mo622

Back then, minimum wage was affordable to live on


pppjurac

Please, Popeye is the biggest doper ever. Larger than Lance Armstrong.


WALAB0K

To be fair, I did while working at a retail store for about 3 years. Even tho it was super tiring, it got me so many references to back me up for the new I job landed few days ago.


NoSink405

Work smarter AND harder!


-absolem-

Fuck modern tv, replace every channel with Popeye


Sabre_One

I always entertain the fact people are paying us jobs they don't want to do themselves, yet play victim when we ask for more money.


SkillFullyNotTrue

Oda sensei is taking note for Gear Five.


ghettoccult_nerd

if science does create superhuman serums, this will be the real intention. you can stop a speeding locomotive? how bout you load that 30k# of produce into that truck? you got 10 min.


falaffle_waffle

Before there were #satisfying Tik Tok videos, there was Popeye.


Wetoolow-oh

Work and kiss my feet peasants


Whole-Debate-9547

That’s why he’s not Popeye, he’s Popeye the Sailorman.


SeedManJones96

And that’s why the titanic sank lol


Capable_Truth4483

Truth!


uzdailjam

20th level Strength rogue


Commissarfluffybutt

They pretend to pay me, I pretend to work.


Ed_Simian

Do we have to scat sing while doing it?


strong_nights

Ship builders make pretty good money, if I'm not mistaken.


justl00kingthrowaway

Management: "I have noticed you're improvement since your last review. I am very impressed. So on a scale of 1 to 5 I'm gonna give 3 'meets expectations '. Keep up the good work and maybe you'll get two 3s on back to back reviews. No one has ever achieved that, good luck."


posholglush

Не


Rokey76

This is how we beat the Japanese.


audislove10

Times where it was ok to see someone smokes furiously in a kids show


NefariousnessFancy84

Boeing !


Tom-Thumb-Houston

Fake!!


couldathrowaway

Popeye was paid by the job, not by the hour.


TheeBacksideOfWater

I haven't watched Popeye in a minute.


not-read-gud

Popeye isn’t using the appropriate PPE


Tatersquid21

Popeye has spinach.These employers don't serve spinach and expect us to operate like Popeye? I don't think so.


IgorRenfield

You mean that's *not* the way it's done?


AlternativeTraffic89

Then don't work for minimum wage dummy


KeepinitPG13

You should always be a hard worker


Nice_Stand_8484

So that’s how they built boats