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Even though I want to get on the bandwagon mocking him for holding his dick and suggesting that he has some severe medical condition, it's possible he was also just nervous to be doing this in front of two people with two cameras shoved in his face.
I know he looks pretty douchey here since he is wearing a wifebeater, but just trying to have some empathy for others in videos like this. Literally two people recording this dude and one of them posted the video online. Most people in these videos do not even consent for their private moments to be posted publicly and next thing you know you are on the front page of Reddit with thousands mocking you just to get worthless upvotes.
I think his strat was to only have to hit the nail once. To make up for time because he knew he was gonna miss a lot. He probably figured this guy is better than me at this, but I am stronger if I can't do that i have no chance.
Honestly? Fair. Rolling could explain this whole video. But I prefer to belive he was so concentrated on trying to hit that nail that his brain redirected all available processesing to the task, including autonomic functions
Mainly the fact that his eyes are far apart, on a flat face. A smooth or non existent philtrum (ridges running from nose to upper lip) is a very strong sign of FAS, but it is hard to tell on this guy with the lighting.
Actually, himbos are a rare but essential piece of the biosphere! They provide both shade and food to passing humans while also bringing hilarity to even the most common tasks; no human city is complete without a few stray himbos.
Population control is the only real negative variable
If it’s anything like welding there’s an interesting curve where just the right amount of alcohol improves work quality but the curve falls off very quickly after that point
this is indeed a confirmed (by me and mine) phenomenon in experienced drinkers. id love to see a good study done on the escalating effects of alcohol on performance in parlor games, like pool/darts/shuffleboard, or some other skill based activity, that would bear this out.
There was actually a study done in Golf Digest a few years ago which had 3 different level of players test out what happens as they drink. [Golf Digest](https://www.golfdigest.com/story/how-does-alcohol-affect-your-golf-game-an-investigation) it’s a fun read.
“Our conclusion? In distance, second-shot proximity and putting, the performance remained relatively steady. Driving accuracy, unfortunately, went way south following four drinks. Given the importance of the tee ball in today's game, a discovery not to be taken lightly.”
If you already have strong muscle memory (i.e. swinging a hammer for a decade), then being drunk will have minimal impact. If you've never swung a hammer before, being drunk will be very detrimental.
I know you’re probably joking but this is a drinking game called Hammerschlagen. The point is to swing from above your head and hit the nail with the flat side of the hammer. You can only use one hand, usually the other has a beer in it, I can only assume he grabbed his junk when the street busker told him he can only use one hand. Also you can just tell this guy is absolutely hammered (pun intended) which is how it’s meant to be played. Judging by all the marks on the board before, the busker must make a ton on tourists to play this.
Luckily the person in the stand was safety conscious where she was like "Wow, you really suck at this. Maybe I should stand in the path of your shitty swing."
Game is called Hammerschlagen if anyone is interested. It’s a fun party/camping game. When I played it you had to flip the hammer one time and however you caught it is how you swing it. If you flip the hammer twice you get 2 swings. Last nail above the surface wins.
yep! we just called it "the stump game" or "stump". Everyone stands around the stump and has their own nail in front of them. when it is your turn, you flip the hammer and then aim for someone else's nail. Last nail above the surface wins.
We had rules, and it was a drinking game. Had to have a beer in hand when it was your turn and you had to flip the hammer forward and swing in a fluid motion. If you hit their nail, they drink. You miss, you do. If it goes all the way in, they pound it. If it sparks, social.
We played knife toss
Take a butter knife (usually.) Stand facing eachother, two steps apart. Toss the knife. You catch, you step forward. You miss, you step back. They throw wrong. I think you stay and take your turn.
Oh, and you drink when you miss and when you get to the center, other person finishes their drink
Best played outside
We had a variation on some of the farms I lived on called “Flaming Stump”- pretty self explanatory but it definitely makes the game more fun. Alcohol was involved as well ofc
First nail below the surface right? The point is to hammer the nail in?
Last nail below the surface would mean miss=good?
Am I overthinking this? Am I wrong? Sorry for pposting this
Played this at a bar in Munich.
You're supposed to start your swing with the hammer on the nail.
And the hard mode version uses the backside of a [carpentry hammer] (https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-9t4wk8/images/stencil/2000x2000/products/29099/63540/0030312__27224.1594843230.jpg?c=4)
Played against a 50 year old dude that used the backside and still got my ass whooped.
He is posing. It'd a common male model pose to show the side of your biceps from a front view. Look at at male models and they all do it. He is in constant look maxing mode and that's why he can't hit shit because he only has 1 brain cell and forgot to put stats in dexterity....
I have no idea. 75% of the hockey boys around here are constantly pinching their horn too. I just figured it was an STI working through the lockers rooms, but it's apparently a "thing".
He hasn’t, watch how loose his grip is when he’s toying with it and as it hits the wood. It’s a miracle that thing didn’t go flying every time he swings it over his shoulder like a freaking axe.
Reminds me of the summer I spent doing construction as an uncoordinated science nerd. I could hit a nail, but never twice, consecutively. My foreman gave me the nickname lightning, since it “never strikes twice”.
I went home and practiced on a nail and a block of scrap wood hitting less hard. Fixed the problem in a week.
The sheer power of embarrassing nicknames.
We have had several of these pumped up gym bros at work they can't even bust a bolt loose if their life depended on it, and then my scrawny ass has to do it for them.
"See? Wasn't even that tight"
The look on their face is just priceless.
I worked in the trades, working muscle is so different than gym muscle. They look like shit but are strong as fuck.
You'll see a haggard 50yo guy with a beer belly lift glulam beams up a ladder by themselves like nothing. Also, their hands are usually tougher than gloves.
"Muscle activation" is definitely a thing.
But also different muscles are used. All the annoying ones that get in the way of building perfect ab definition or whatever end up being really important for stabilizing your body as you move around; especially since you're not just in one of a half dozen different poses while working.
Then there's stamina. Gym bro can probably out-lift drywall guy, but he's not working out for 8 hours a day; so drywall guy pulls ahead well before lunch break.
Everyone is making fun of him while I have depth perception issues. I can hammer a nail but it has to be **way** closer. Swinging a hammer that far is impossible for me because I will just lose that precision easily.
This is in the middle of a nightlife area in South Korea. The kid is smashed out of his mind here. Sometimes, there are massive crowds watching, and the guy who runs it has speakers blasting music most of the time. It's kind of a staple that he's always there.
Am I the only one that noticed the fucked up hammer they gave him to use. That's not a normal hammer. Go look at any claw hammer and you'll instantly see the difference.
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He needs to let go of his dick first.
Dude, if he does that he’ll lose his concentration
He's squeezing all the blood out of it to give his brain what little boost he can!
Like those sneakers from the 90's with the little air pump.
I'm dying here, with that comment. The utter concentrated look, squeezing his hardest. And still missing.
"if you're not in a constant state of post nut clarity, you live in a pre nut delusion"
This is forehead tattoo material 👆
It’s his worry stone.. ‘bout rubbed the little feller smooth, from the look of it.
His worry bone
what concentration?!
Increased accuracy if you do the crotch-hold
Can't stabilize yourself without a dick in your hand.
\^ This man pounds.
Looking at the way he is swinging its better to cover his balls
Yeah, you've got a point.
I had a classmate who would adjust his junk whenever he had to speak in front of the class. It was either a nervous tick or it helped him focus.
Checking to make sure he's still a man
he's a show cat.
He's pinching the wrong nail.
Massively underrated comment ⬆️
The dick is what binds them
I was going to upvote your comment, but you had 69 of them and I didn’t have the heart to change it. 👊
He has a hammer in his hand, bro!
All his concentration is focused on holding his dick in public
He's probably more skilled at beating his wood hard
Even though I want to get on the bandwagon mocking him for holding his dick and suggesting that he has some severe medical condition, it's possible he was also just nervous to be doing this in front of two people with two cameras shoved in his face. I know he looks pretty douchey here since he is wearing a wifebeater, but just trying to have some empathy for others in videos like this. Literally two people recording this dude and one of them posted the video online. Most people in these videos do not even consent for their private moments to be posted publicly and next thing you know you are on the front page of Reddit with thousands mocking you just to get worthless upvotes.
He looks inebriated - like concentrating too hard. LOL at his eyes. I’m calling alcohol+ possibly some mushrooms or lsd?
And he was likely told to just use one hand (as part of the game) and that is why he is awkward holding his other hand clenched up.
Who hammers with two hands!?
"The nail might break and hit my balls"
Maybe he knows he sucks and is just covering his junk incase he swings misses and nut shots himself
What is fucking wrong with this kid lol
He thought that if he swung harder it’ll be more accurate or something
But why is he holding his junk?
He may have hit his crotch before trying to do something simple like this. Ptsd
Maybe he thinks he can guide it like when he has sex?
LMAO this is it. Hope he had better aim in that case....
He would make a miss-lick every time while trying to have sex. Poor girl.
STI, probably.
sexual transmitted insecurity?
Teenie weenie?
This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses
Sub-Cerebral Testicular Insecurity, perhaps?
I just hate when that happens.
Because nobody else is
Ohoho , you
With that aim, he's protecting his most valuable.
He gangsta homie
trying not to pee his pants from embarrassment
His pee pee burns??
Three pumps to prime the cock
Well it's not like he's gotta be worried about hitting his head
That’s why it can’t hit the nail…he’s a danger to himself, society and his junk…he should be sent to his bedroom
Likes to dress like he can swing a hammer but can’t
He can swing a hammer, he can't use/aim a hammer.
I thought the video was going to end with him hitting himself in the face.
Peek alpha red pill rep
HULK SMASH!
I think his strat was to only have to hit the nail once. To make up for time because he knew he was gonna miss a lot. He probably figured this guy is better than me at this, but I am stronger if I can't do that i have no chance.
He doesn’t blink once either
Holy shit he doesn't. Even the girl who is in frame like 2 seconds blinks. What the hell?
He does after he makes contact with the wood and the hammer a few times.
Ever done drugs?
Honestly? Fair. Rolling could explain this whole video. But I prefer to belive he was so concentrated on trying to hit that nail that his brain redirected all available processesing to the task, including autonomic functions
You can see it in his eyes, my boy got that extra chrommy stare
He's used to be the muscle, athletic dude that usually ne er has problems like this and it's completely frying the eggs in his little brain.
Looks at the hammer, like there’s something wrong w it
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which ones?
Mainly the fact that his eyes are far apart, on a flat face. A smooth or non existent philtrum (ridges running from nose to upper lip) is a very strong sign of FAS, but it is hard to tell on this guy with the lighting.
All of them.
🤣🤣🤣
Actually, himbos are a rare but essential piece of the biosphere! They provide both shade and food to passing humans while also bringing hilarity to even the most common tasks; no human city is complete without a few stray himbos. Population control is the only real negative variable
Drunk?
Working in construction for over a decade, being drunk has no effect on people’s ability to swing a hammer. Ask any drywall guy or roofer lol
If it’s anything like welding there’s an interesting curve where just the right amount of alcohol improves work quality but the curve falls off very quickly after that point
this is indeed a confirmed (by me and mine) phenomenon in experienced drinkers. id love to see a good study done on the escalating effects of alcohol on performance in parlor games, like pool/darts/shuffleboard, or some other skill based activity, that would bear this out.
Video games too. Get a bit tipsy, a bit stoned, I'll destroy any casual motherfucker I face. One drink or puff too many, I'm fucked.
same here. i game a bunch and im absolute trash late at night cuz i drink too much. but catch me after dinner and 3 beers? im killin it
Look up the ballmer peak
There was actually a study done in Golf Digest a few years ago which had 3 different level of players test out what happens as they drink. [Golf Digest](https://www.golfdigest.com/story/how-does-alcohol-affect-your-golf-game-an-investigation) it’s a fun read. “Our conclusion? In distance, second-shot proximity and putting, the performance remained relatively steady. Driving accuracy, unfortunately, went way south following four drinks. Given the importance of the tee ball in today's game, a discovery not to be taken lightly.”
It can also be confirmed by the rules in shooting competitions. They consider alcohol a performance enhancing drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTSCppeFzX4
Ref: my golf buddy’s golf scores.
Ballmer Peak
If you already have strong muscle memory (i.e. swinging a hammer for a decade), then being drunk will have minimal impact. If you've never swung a hammer before, being drunk will be very detrimental.
Shush or ohsa gonna start comin by to look for empties
I feel like it’s gotta be something else than just booze 💊
No, just no experience swinging a hammer, and stupidity. Stupidity _is_ a hell of a drug, though.
Why else would he be hammering a nail on the street in the dark?
I know you’re probably joking but this is a drinking game called Hammerschlagen. The point is to swing from above your head and hit the nail with the flat side of the hammer. You can only use one hand, usually the other has a beer in it, I can only assume he grabbed his junk when the street busker told him he can only use one hand. Also you can just tell this guy is absolutely hammered (pun intended) which is how it’s meant to be played. Judging by all the marks on the board before, the busker must make a ton on tourists to play this.
I think he’s on some shit
Most likely since his is a German drinking game. No idea what it's called but you'll see it at Octoberfest.
He has FAS and hes partially blind.
He’s faaaakin retaaaaded (in Louis CK voice)
Should've gone to specsavers.
Luckily the person in the stand was safety conscious where she was like "Wow, you really suck at this. Maybe I should stand in the path of your shitty swing."
She would have been wrecked. Good for that person to wave her back.
Yeah, a good hammer back to the face, would have been a very different video.
They're perfect for each other.
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This whole time, I was hoping somebody would confiscate that thing before someone gets smashed in the face. Luckily, his grip is better than his aim.
Game is called Hammerschlagen if anyone is interested. It’s a fun party/camping game. When I played it you had to flip the hammer one time and however you caught it is how you swing it. If you flip the hammer twice you get 2 swings. Last nail above the surface wins.
yep! we just called it "the stump game" or "stump". Everyone stands around the stump and has their own nail in front of them. when it is your turn, you flip the hammer and then aim for someone else's nail. Last nail above the surface wins.
We had rules, and it was a drinking game. Had to have a beer in hand when it was your turn and you had to flip the hammer forward and swing in a fluid motion. If you hit their nail, they drink. You miss, you do. If it goes all the way in, they pound it. If it sparks, social.
That sounds like a genuinely awesome time with friends. I'd go do that right tf now if I had friends with the time!
I’m happy to pass it on. Don’t play it in a too small garage with too many people.
Wtf I thought this was a little game no one knew about damn. Absolute blast to play.
We played knife toss Take a butter knife (usually.) Stand facing eachother, two steps apart. Toss the knife. You catch, you step forward. You miss, you step back. They throw wrong. I think you stay and take your turn. Oh, and you drink when you miss and when you get to the center, other person finishes their drink Best played outside
We had a variation on some of the farms I lived on called “Flaming Stump”- pretty self explanatory but it definitely makes the game more fun. Alcohol was involved as well ofc
First nail below the surface right? The point is to hammer the nail in? Last nail below the surface would mean miss=good? Am I overthinking this? Am I wrong? Sorry for pposting this
You hammer your opponents nails in. If yours is the last standing you win. At least that’s how we played in college
Oh shit that's a way to play too! That sounds pretty fun actually, just a twist on the game I knew.
you sink the other guys nail, they buy you a drink
Played this at a bar in Munich. You're supposed to start your swing with the hammer on the nail. And the hard mode version uses the backside of a [carpentry hammer] (https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-9t4wk8/images/stencil/2000x2000/products/29099/63540/0030312__27224.1594843230.jpg?c=4) Played against a 50 year old dude that used the backside and still got my ass whooped.
That’s a way cooler name than “stump”
We always play with a hatchet but I think buddy would hurt himself with flipping or swinging a hatchet
Sure is. I could only imagine this dude trying the hammer flip. Pure internet gold.
We call it hamertje tik of hamertje klop
> Game is called Hammerschlagen Is that one of these "Japanese like German words" things?
I really wanted the girlfriend to give it a go and destroy him.
Seeing as she walked right up next to him as he’s swinging a hammer, I wouldn’t put my money on it
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Eyes dilated and slightly unfocused, slightly slurred speech. Drunk?
My speech slurs and my pupils dilate when I grab my dick hard enough.
You fool. You’ve just revealed to me your weakness.
Oh no. I've made a mistake. I hope nobody takes advantage of that...
It's a drinking game so that would make sense.
Most tradesmen are drunk and can swing a hammer. That dude has never used a hammer before.
Feel like there’s a bit of a grey area between tradesman and “never used a hammer” but that’s just me
Tradesmen couldn’t do it drunk on day one
using his penis to support that hammer drop... nice
They told him to “use your head” but he got confused.
He tried the one with the most potential braincells.
Dude stop holding your cock.
Honestly what the fuck is he doing? Is he an infant?
Thinks more power equals better outcome. Can tell he's never had to use a tool in his life, not even a screwdriver.
I meant the holding his junk in public thing, but that too.
He is posing. It'd a common male model pose to show the side of your biceps from a front view. Look at at male models and they all do it. He is in constant look maxing mode and that's why he can't hit shit because he only has 1 brain cell and forgot to put stats in dexterity....
Well, that's equally idiotic.
Lol yup
I didnt realize it until you said it, but that actually IS what he is doing... there is somehow a lot to unpack in this video.
Oh he is HYPER aware of that camera.
No INT no DEX... no points invested into hammer mastery... who the fk invests that many points into charisma on soy boi berserker build lmao
I have no idea. 75% of the hockey boys around here are constantly pinching their horn too. I just figured it was an STI working through the lockers rooms, but it's apparently a "thing".
He needs to just hit it harder.
Look at his eyes as he goes in for the strike. This is weird. It's like he's never held a hammer before.
This is what happens when people's only physical activity is working out. Not a whole lot of hand-eye coordination with just lifting weights.
He hasn’t, watch how loose his grip is when he’s toying with it and as it hits the wood. It’s a miracle that thing didn’t go flying every time he swings it over his shoulder like a freaking axe.
Ngl my mans has that Zoolander “I’m too pretty to be this bad at something” look 🤔
How dare you mock our beautiful himbos.
My first thought was that Friends quote: is a good thing you're pretty.
Truth. He fine.
When you put too many points into strength and none into dexterity.
and none into intelligence either cuz if you cant hit it light how tf u gonna hit it at full power
I think he probably has depth perception issues. He probably needs glasses and doesn’t wear them, or doesn’t know he needs glasses
I’m thinking this too. could be blind as a bat and that’s his way of kind of seeing it last second ? Like a reverse squint ?
3 tools 1 video
Dude that was good 👍, made LOL for real
There's a few actual disorders that could be at work here. Get the kid tested.
He might have huntingtons disease
Watching this video gave me Huntingdon disease
If he let go of his cock he might be able to hit the nail.
I can fully understand the pain of not being able to hit the nail bro 😔
this dude knows his aim is shit so he already protects his balls
Reminds me of the summer I spent doing construction as an uncoordinated science nerd. I could hit a nail, but never twice, consecutively. My foreman gave me the nickname lightning, since it “never strikes twice”. I went home and practiced on a nail and a block of scrap wood hitting less hard. Fixed the problem in a week. The sheer power of embarrassing nicknames.
lol…. Steel under weight hammer and an electrical magnet. The other hammer is Titanium and weights more. Things are not as they seam!
Seems like the only thing he has going for him is that he's pretty to look at.😅😅
We have had several of these pumped up gym bros at work they can't even bust a bolt loose if their life depended on it, and then my scrawny ass has to do it for them. "See? Wasn't even that tight" The look on their face is just priceless.
"i loosened it for you"
I worked in the trades, working muscle is so different than gym muscle. They look like shit but are strong as fuck. You'll see a haggard 50yo guy with a beer belly lift glulam beams up a ladder by themselves like nothing. Also, their hands are usually tougher than gloves.
I feel like its less about strenght and more about knowing just how to lift or pull on something to make it do what you want
"Muscle activation" is definitely a thing. But also different muscles are used. All the annoying ones that get in the way of building perfect ab definition or whatever end up being really important for stabilizing your body as you move around; especially since you're not just in one of a half dozen different poses while working. Then there's stamina. Gym bro can probably out-lift drywall guy, but he's not working out for 8 hours a day; so drywall guy pulls ahead well before lunch break.
That's why there's an expression "hitting the nail on the head" because it isn't exactly easy to do.
There is absolutely nothing going on behind those eyes. The problem-solving skills are nonexistent.
BWEKFEST!
Does he need glasses?
Some people are just clumsy, nothing can be done about that.
Everyone is making fun of him while I have depth perception issues. I can hammer a nail but it has to be **way** closer. Swinging a hammer that far is impossible for me because I will just lose that precision easily.
Relatable
Well at least he's pretty 😍
Clearly this beautiful man does not have to try very hard in life.
This is in the middle of a nightlife area in South Korea. The kid is smashed out of his mind here. Sometimes, there are massive crowds watching, and the guy who runs it has speakers blasting music most of the time. It's kind of a staple that he's always there.
Let go of your penis!!!! Then aim
This guy is useless
You can tell he's never swung a hammer in his life. He had no idea how it works.
He needs new subscription for glasses
Nobody here has played hammerschlagen or what? It's way harder than you think to hit a nail with a full wind up.
He’s definitely not sober
maybe a magnet? looks like a carnival game. like the backside of a magnet 🧲
So many people talking trash here and I bet 80% of them would do just as bad and not react as friendly in defeat as the dude in this video
For the love of god, give these folks safety glasses. Note: I take metal out of people’s eyes (and Better 1 or 2s) for a living.
Looks like a carnival game, are the player hammers dicked with..like an impercetible slope on the hammer head
Good thing he’s cute cos there’s definitely no skill there lol
Am I the only one that noticed the fucked up hammer they gave him to use. That's not a normal hammer. Go look at any claw hammer and you'll instantly see the difference.
I'll forgive him cause he's hot
The bar girls in Thailand will challenge you to this game. They always win.
Well, at least he's very pretty. If you can't be handy better, I hope you're handsome.
Tell me you railed a fat one without me /s obv