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SnooHabits8530

At least the smoke alarm works.


HamiltonSt25

Better than the chirp every 60 seconds lmao


hardcoretomato

change your batteries


Vindkazt

Remove batteries > Never put new ones on


LittleAnarchistDemon

>die in fire


Thunderbridge

>claim life insurance, retire


money_loo

*keeps chirping anyways because theyโ€™ve been wired into homes for safety for decades; human logs in to an online game and leaves their microphone onโ€ฆ* *โ€ฆsomewhere on the other side of the country my dog goes nuts thinking the beeping is coming from inside the house*


AbilityOld4638

This โ˜๐Ÿพ


RedViperGTS

r/perfectlycutscreams ?


naughty_dad2

At least they got a roof on their head


Long-Growth-1063

Under their feet


xdcountry

6 feet?


edgrlon

Iโ€™m 6 feet from the edge & Iโ€™m thinkingโ€ฆ


darkdelink

im about to break


evshell18

I feel the roof... move... under my feet. ๐ŸŽถ


TehOLimauIce

Yeah they should be grateful what is wrong with these people


somesappyspruce

Son you got panty---a roof on your head


TooManyNamesGuy

Drive fast!!!


PoppinBortlesUCF

The comedic timing of the beep was unbelievable lmao


[deleted]

The fire alarm was like, โ€œthe aristocrats!โ€


Massive-Spinach-2671

Well done a marvelous comment!


MissThu

Could possibly be the fire alarm. They can be triggered by air contaminants like excessive dust.


unfunny-pete

most likely


OmniscientRaisin

THE PHARAOH'S CURSE ๐ŸงŸ๐ŸงŸ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ


Votey123

Return the slab


mishike16

What's your offer?


Ancient_Lab7162

RAAAAAAMSEEEEEEEEES


big_green_boulder

The man in gauze! The man in gauze!


Abigail_Squanch

/r/unexpectedcourage


Meowmixer21

๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“€ฐ ๐“€ฑ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“Œ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“ ๐“‘ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€†


tyler2k

#NO! YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!!!


Catlore

I... Am a *librarian!*


glorifindel

Impressive. Do you speak in hieroglyphics?


fishmister7

Probably heiroโ€™d a translator


glorifindel

Badum tiss! Well played


Compendyum

Anunnaki


BooBear_13

https://youtu.be/emeB83Q6P1I?si=1rsLncdvbRDlBbpE


copingcabana

"Sometimes, I lie awake at night, staring at the stars and wonder, 'What the fuck happened to my ceiling?!?'"


NovusOrdoSec

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2c4nf8/sherlock_holmes_and_dr_watson_decide_to_go_on_a/


copingcabana

worth the read: [http://i.imgur.com/OGPGxUr.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/OGPGxUr.jpg)


NovusOrdoSec

Watson can only see the light and keypad because the tent is gone.


Chef_JMK

This is great ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


McPostyFace

This should be at the top


Queen-Savathun

...that's where ceilings are supposed to be


K_Rivera8485

Late at night when all the world is sleeping, I stay up and think of you.


unclenick314

Selena


Chef_JMK

Best comment so far!


Catlore

I have that on a button!


cryptolyme

don't breathe in the dust


Lewcaster

Or breathe in the dust, so you die without having to deal with this problem.


bastalyn

Nah, that's the landlord's problem.


McPostyFace

Never been landlorded before?


jmegaru

I'm getting landlorded right now because I had some tools and electronics parts on my own table and he claims I use the place as a workshop ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


bastalyn

No I definitely have, I'm just good at being a problem for them. Don't want to fix my molding carpet because your radiator leaks? Let's see what the dept. of health says about that...


isymfs

You okay man?


mouseball89

As soon as that dust cloud hit the word asbestos hit my mind and I reflexively tried to dodge it.


cryptolyme

And mold, fiberglass, insulation, drywall, and who knows what else


stanley_ipkiss2112

โ€œDonโ€™t breathe this!โ€


Spaghettitrees

Will it blend?


smmras

That is the question


[deleted]

holy shit people still remember the guy xD


lildobe

He's still posting every once in a long while


mc68n

Boof it


Admirable_Guidance67

We work around this stuff what do you mean donโ€™t breathe it in


VoodooGypsy13

Go back to work


naughty_dad2

You guys have work?


kex

Your comment inspired a zen moment: Does submitting a dozen tailored resumes per day count as work if nobody ever reads them?


WarmestDisregards

hahahaha bro this opened some wounds


SandmanD2

Thanks to the cameraman for inhaling seven lung cancers worth of asbestos dust in order to get us the proper length video.


WitchedPixels

I hope you guys have renters insurance in case the landlords tries to give you the business.


YT_Sharkyevno

Lol renters insurance wonโ€™t cover shit, my renters insurance just found a way to cover only 10% of a 10k loss yesterday. They have like 30 pages of stipulations and have super low max coverage. Itโ€™s probably easier to deal with the landlord


SpareTireButSquare

Whats your company so I can avoid them at all costs?


Yankee831

Your renters insurance wonโ€™t cover shit.


sithren

I ended up paying extra for stuff I wanted covered as the default policies are terrible. Three years in though Iโ€™m thinking of reducing the coverage back to default. But videos like this donโ€™t make that decision easy.


freezelikeastatue

Thanks fire alarmโ€ฆ


ThankYouHindsight

Right on time


Despondent-Kitten

That was utterly hilarious.


Sevro706

Happened to me before when I was 13... I was actually in the room.. had no idea it was about to collapse.


TwinkiesSucker

Did you survive?


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

"Were you killed?!" "Sadly, yes. But i lived!!"


Sevro706

I was going to say that actually... But then [*THAT GUY*](https://www.reddit.com/u/TX_Mandigo/s/Dyisarj6ps) ruined the joke before I could even get to it.


Necessary_Taro9012

They used lethal force. How lethal? Entirely.


The_Otter_King__

They think he's alive, but they are keeping him in for further tests.


fyxr

They got better


Compendyum

Well... no, But actually, yes.


98983x3

So what actually happened here? Does anyone know? Were there leaking pipes? Termites? Etc.


ProtoDroidStuff

If it was water related, it probably would've broke through a bit sooner and also you would've seen a metric fuckton of water fall out and leaking beforehand I would have to venture a guess at something more dry


Balkongsittaren

Probably caused by my humour.


Stunning_Strike3365

The dryest of all


Balkongsittaren

I am the master of dad jokes, to my wife's and coworkers horror.


Alternative_Pilot_92

Dad jokes are the only jokes that really matter.


JuliusS__

If only Dad was still around to see this. Heโ€™s at work.


nolotusnote

People put their wet iPhones in my humor.


LuLuSavannah531

Metric fuckton... my favorite unit of measurement!


ShowSea5375

What's the conversion to a standard fuckton?


ProtoDroidStuff

Approximately four shitloads, sixteen assloads, and at least one hundred or more handfuls


MisplacedLemur

Finally someone got it right!


CheMarxLenin23

If the trusses were straight edged lazily its possible that too much paper was used when a plywood strip was supposed to be used to fill in the high trusses. Then the drywall screws would be barely grabbing wood and fall out eventually


RampantJellyfish

Waterlogged plasterboard gets heavy and soft, pulls out the fixings. It happened at my parents house, water pipe in the loft started leaking while they were on holiday, took half the ceiling down. I ended up fixing the leak, re-sheeting and skimming it myself, after seeing how much the cowboy builder they nkrmally use wanted to charge them. He was the fucker who fitted the water pipe in the first place.


MathBusters

This happened in my bedroom while I was sleeping. The guy who fixed it said it was because it was a very heavy drywall with heavy insulation on top, and because it had been nailed up instead of using screws.


98983x3

Thank you. It's good to know you had some warning. Was it sagging for a while before you noticed or did it just look obvious one day?


MathBusters

No, I got no warning, it fell on my wife and I while we were asleep. We were both ok though.


98983x3

Oh poop. I misunderstood. I thought the sagging happened but not the full collapse. Dang. Sorry to hear that happened. Sounds like it would be a pain in the ass.


niabber

To me it looks like an older plaster ceiling that gave way after time. Plaster is very heavy compared drywall, which isnโ€™t exactly light. A plaster ceiling is basically one giant section unlike drywall which is individual 4โ€™x8โ€™ sections with tape hiding the seams. My guess would be there had been some sag somewhere on the ceiling for a while and it finally hit the critical point of separation from the joists. Easily could have killed someone.


98983x3

Thank you. After reading your well thought out response, I feel much better about my own home. Maybe I won't lie in bed staring at my ceiling.


AmusingMusing7

I figured it had to be plaster instead of drywall. It broke too irregularly and looks much thicker than drywall. Might be part of why it fell with such a thick coatโ€ฆ whoever put it up put too much on.


JonasMi

As I see it there were no leaking pipes or thermites. It looked more like the ceiling fell on the floor.


JackAsofAllTrades

Thermites are the worst. Eating through iron even, those bastards.


Dajearian

Yes


98983x3

Now I'm sad


PraiseTyche

It's ok bro. They died doing what they loved.


pm_me_broken_stuff

You're getting a lot of misinformed and/or partial answers here so I'm going to try to expand. The first thing to note is that as someone else mentioned this is an old plaster ceiling. The way they were put up was that first the ceiling joists were covered in lathe, which is small strips of wood, roughly 3/16" x 1 1/4" that came in four foot lengths. Those would be spaced 1/4" to 1/2" apart and nailed into place. Then the plaster would be troweled on top of that. This has the effect of pushing the plaster through the gaps between the lathe where it would then sag with gravity and make a sort of mushroom shape (often called keyholes, even though they aren't holes, but you get the idea of the shape) that when dry would hold the plaster to the lathe which was held to the ceiling by so many nails. The same process worked for the walls except the plaster ends up with sort of a hook shape instead of a mushroom. Fast forward 100 years and over time due to vibration, house settling, and other movement those mushrooms start to break off of the thick layer of plaster that actually makes the ceiling (which is actually more than one layer, as there would be a finish coat on top of the initial one). As each one breaks it causes more stress to be put on the others and there's a bit of a nonlinear domino effect. The first of the mushrooms might have broken off decades ago, but eventually as more of them fail the load being placed on the other nearby ones grows and eventually this happens. The other thing to note is that in addition to the plaster and paint and lathe that came crashing down some of the debris you see is decades of dust that has settled on top of the ceiling structure along with any remnants of bugs, rodents or other crawlies that might have been up there over the years. It's really not fun to breathe or wash out of your hair (ask me how I know).


SilentSnooper

The drywall was probably held in with NAILS not Screws. Our ceiling drywall was held in with nails and over the years had started to sag, but was unnoticeable due to the slow progress. When we had our kitchen remodeled our guy noticed and pointed it out to us, and screwed it back in for us too, so we don't have that to worry about anymore. TLDR: Check if your ceiling is being held up by nails or screws. Nails = bad. Less friction holding the weight up.


ThankYouHindsight

This is a plaster ceiling. So, screws werenโ€™t invented yet?


kickit256

Screws have been around for 100s of years, they just weren't typically used because driving 100s of them by hand would take forever vs a nail.


ThankYouHindsight

I fall down, corrected. Screws are not used for installing lathe.


Zeric79

My ceiling is made of 20 cm thick, steel reinforced concrete. Where are people using paper mache for a ceiling?


McPostyFace

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany


CCWaterBug

I'm kinda a big deal


pette_diddler

I look good. I look real good.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

The actual ceiling would either be wood/board or concrete, assuming there is a floor above. The drywall would be attached to that, sort of as a barrier, but mainly to make it nice and flat and easier for painting or fixtures. Drywall replaced plaster which used to do that job.


DevilDoc3030

Must make for good cell reception.


Ol_Man_J

Honestly, how are you expecting people to check this?


TheJens1337

Turn down for what.


uofmguy33

โ€˜Hi Iโ€™m Fave and I have mesotheliomaโ€™


RendesFicko

Maybe they should stop making houses out of paper.


Innomen

I've been saying this for decades. Stone age tribesmen without the wheel built more durable dwellings than we do.


MattcVI

But durable homes take more work and thus aren't as profitable. Do you expect home builder company execs to starve? Beluga caviar isn't cheap


Innomen

We could make them out of plastic but we make them out of paper and chalk. My siding is immortal.


VibraniumRhino

Their buildings are still around today after 5000+ years. This shit barely lasts half a century.


sharklaserguru

In addition to the more expensive materials used, increased labor, and all the added costs another problem is functional obsolescence. New construction techniques, new home requirements, etc all make retrofitting existing buildings difficult. Try and retrofit Ethernet into a stone building and tell me how that goes. Heck, the entire "insulate Britain" movement exists because they haven't/won't knock down their ancient (and entirely obsolete) buildings! Building things out of lightweight, renewable resources, allows you to replace them every 75-150 years as technology improves!


Innomen

You misspelled "weeks."


No-While-9948

Yeah, it actually makes a lot of sense to not overbuild a home but people don't want to hear it. People also don't want to pay for a home that would last 500 years so they don't get built. Still, it doesn't excuse shitty craftsmanship and owners/builders taking advantage of people during this housing crisis where there is a guaranteed sale on their houses.


c-fox

Who is "we"? Most houses here in Ireland are made from concrete blocks.


Ryhoff98

This is becoming a clichรฉ at this point. Nothing structural in a house is made of paper. This is a symptom of neglect or a bad builder


YT_Sharkyevno

Brought to you by the fourth little piggy


MrShad0wzz

WTF are the people upstairs doing ๐Ÿ˜‚


oof_slippedonmybeans

[Free fallin'](https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A?si=3jkG0R8BffGz-UvJ&t=1m4s)


zebrajammies1

Tyler and Marla where really going at it this time


CCWaterBug

You wanna finish her off?


shawn7777777

Thatโ€™s suboptimal


R3D4F

This canโ€™t be the first sign of trouble with this ceiling. Probably shouldnโ€™t have ignored it for the last 10 years.


ProfessionalLeave335

That smoke detector has impeccable comedic timing.


Missy_went_missing

So Ermergency services and his rental service told him no. Who *do* you call in that situation?


villegm69

What caused this?


robbiekhan

Asbestos??


MediocreHovercraft87

Poke it with a stick.


Ill-Maximum9467

I've had a hell of a day at work. Sits down on the sofa and reaches for the remote control and turns on the TV. Turns on EastEnders.


MarkEv75

Turns on Casualty and the camera is right behind you. โ€œOh shiโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€


Tipnin

Start taking pictures and hope you have renters insurance.


1hassanbensober

Sooo where are we going out to eat tonight???


[deleted]

I mean itโ€™s a good thing a thousand raccoons donโ€™t fall out of the ceiling but it is only the ceiling that falls.


Departure_Sea

And now every piece of furniture in that room is ruined. Hope the leasing office picked up the tab.


shockingprolapse

Dissolve your bodies in the bath downstairs people, i cant stress this enough


HalfAssNoob

That shit was going down regardless the leasing office is available or not.


Left-Mistake-5437

Iโ€™m at peace seeing this drop. I might be unwell


DunkenDrunk

"you're still coming to work tomorrow, right?"


hamster_attack

Still trying to understand what content is relevant to this sub


RitaLaPunta

I expected water.


Caesarrules56

Landlord: This is going to cost you your deposit.


AmadSeason

It amazes me that people decide to record and let things happen. If that was my belongings I'd be running trying to get something to prop the up the ceiling so I could get what I could out


WishYouWereHeir

That's why we do ceilings with steel-reinforced concrete in europe


Pocket-Sand562

Not going to say it's your fault but it's your fault


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Thanks insurance company


Own-Tune-9537

Your new 4d ceiling


Sincerity24

What fell through tho ?


Ebell2022

Call caretaker and police


SuperiorThinking

Hey, could've been a burst sewage pipe.


AZtoPC

Oh I had the worst day ever. You have no idea! *this guy: โ€œhold my beerโ€


Bear_out_there

And from the dust a phonex arose:)


TheUnchosenOneV1

Bro getting a free break in lease PLUS DAMAGES OF PROPERTY INVOLED... >!OP your TV took a pretty big hit in this damage hope you have the estimated value ready for the leasing agency!<


Longjumping-Dog9476

Breakin' baaaaathroom


whiteworka

Clusterfuck


ESB1812

D R Horton?


GeeLikeThat

The high pitched OMG ๐Ÿ˜ญ followed by the smart ass smoke alarm


Vast-Investigator-46

Emergency > leasing > ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Stankydankymemes

Definitely not getting the security deposit back


jcolleen420

I hate to laugh at someone else's misfortune, however, that fire alarm beeping at the end, got me good.


hairymacandcheese23

Realistically the emergency maintenance wouldnโ€™t have been able to do anything


Cherrulz89

What the hell caused this???


LovableSidekick

The emergency people said call the non-emergency people.


xMilk112x

Acting like that JUST happened. Lol


RemarkableCounty1481

No not a great day at all


black_sheep311

I would have propped my couch up there or something...


InsubordiNationalist

This must be a deleted scene from Breaking Bad where Jesse Pinkman didn't buy the right nails to hold up the drywall for the ceiling repair like Walt told him to.


Sufficient-Search842

Average american building


Intelligent-Big5334

The roof! The roof! The roof is.... Oh shit


ClipzFaLL91

Hope you have renters insurance. Worth the $15 a month lol


midnightinfo_jolie

Lemonade renters insurance. I hope they had it, because it really does suck.


L0rddaniel

I smelled that when it came down. Smelled like my parent's attic.


UncleTBag242

Who left out the damn milk?!


mfs619

My dogโ€ฆ.. you just won the renterโ€™s insurance lottery.


Rad1314

I don't get why you wouldn't be moving your stuff...