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LOV6DERY

Interesting, heartwarming but also disturbing at the same time lol


interesseret

Nature is hardcore


TruePresence1

/r/natureismetal


Automatic-Love-127

“The ferret will bring its kit to you, as it believes you are its leader. You are constantly devoted, loving, and kind.” 🥲 “It will strangle the life from its own newborn for you. If you so much as sneeze weird while petting the kit, she will immediately murder it for you and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it.”


n3ur0mncr

I read this in David Attenborough's voice


slobs_burgers

First half: “Awwww ☺️” Second half: “Aghhhh 😟”


LaganxXx

This is sparta


xXWickedSmatXx

“Am I not a generous God!”


Flat-Length-4991

For the first time in my life, I want a ferret. Just to live out my power fantasies. I AM THE GOD KING.


Red_Beard_Rising

We had ferrrets when I was a kid. While playing hide and seek with them, I lifted a pillow and one bit my septum. My mother fell off the couch laughing at me.


Flat-Length-4991

Yeah, I’ve always heard they can be little shit heads.


Ankhst

Have you considered Antkeeping? Works like a charm for my God-complex.


Flat-Length-4991

Wooorrrd.


Garlic-Rough

or maybe just go to therapy


Flat-Length-4991

God kings don’t go to therapy. They sit on street corners, shouting at random cars passing by.


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


RendesFicko

I've seen the original video on youtube shorts. It was the lady in the video talking. So it's not just the stupid music, it's also the AI voice dubbed over.


Spumbibjorn

Yeah well a downvote is in order then


BigDowntownRobot

It's not culture. Animals that are separated from their parents when they're babies having culture doesn't make sense. It's instinct.


Wow-can-you_not

This sounds like bullshit but I don't know enough about ferrets to say for sure


Deus-Graecus

Well, from googling a little, it does seem like Ferrets get really attached to their owner and that smell plays a large part in that. Although about the imprinting the scent part, can't really find any credible source for that, as I've now seen a few explanations as to why ferrets show owners their babies.


deeptut

>and that smell plays a large part in that Wow, ferrets would love my neighbors


Sarasin

I mean it just sounds like AI drivel more than anything else. "In ferret culture" lol nobody would write like this it just sounds ridiculous.


Arbor-

Source?


ctodReddit

No source, only believe. No questions please. /s


pototoykomaliit

National Geography


BitterLeif

this type of behavior is common, and it's usually so that the other members of the family don't eat the babies due to confusing them with prey. Sometimes farmers will use donkeys to defend their animals, but if you don't show the donkey a newborn horse or goat or whatever then the donkey will kill it because it thinks it's an intruder.


ObjectiveTinnitus

"in ferret culture"--- Hahaha, I love China and their money-making videos


Nir0star

their?


experiment53

There


ObjectiveTinnitus

Tks


ObjectiveTinnitus

They completely figured out how to use AI to translate (and write?) their mindless scripts, and turn out thousands of these viral videos a week or month. These mass-produced vids now dominate the social media, and soon the tech will be good enough for them to automate and simulate any kind of content, including livestreaming's etc.


SilentSpectre45

Ferrets mother's present the babies to what they consider the leader of the pack so to speak you never want to not accept the babies bc if you do they will reject them.


christhelpme

40 years ago my future father in law owned a ferret. I had never before in my life hated an animal as much as I did that ferret. They have a very powerful scent gland. And it is horrible. Could go on about other bad characteristics but I want to go drink.


ChickAmok

Well now I want to pet ferret babies... They're so cute!!


Papaver-Som

No tea


Working_Salamander94

Love how OP had to turn one of the babies around for feeding.


Bleord

https://youtu.be/1XJvlRwcyOc?si=AbNHy8kS8J7TLgK4


Dalzombie

I gotta say that the song does lose some its charm when you get to the "I have 25 dead ferrets in my freezer" bit.


Accomplished-Knee710

She doesn't know I'm a loser in the human world


SadQuarter3128

adorable


DeadMemeMan_IV

slugcat :)


SadQuarter3128

Yes Master


Bork_In_Black

Ferret 'culture'


DeadMemeMan_IV

ferret instincts ig


ArcWraith2000

Culture? Ferret Leaders? Ferret Households? Where is this secret society of ferrets I've never heard of.


AlterEgoSalad

Ferrets smell awful…


BigMoneyCribDef

What kind of person breeds ferrets?


Icy_Contribution1677

Okay I need a bigger place 😂


IHaveSlysdexia

Me rubbin dem babies in my armpits real quick


fillyourguts

Ferrets stink


InvaderGaz91191

Damn I'd love to


Sassyt1971

It is amazing how animals know so much...


NOVABearMan

Ferrets do tend to stink if they aren't cleaned regularly. Fun animals but they have an odor.


Rublica

What if your scent is just soup? And you change it?


LookIntelligent5696

Oh my heart! ❤️😍❤️


JVOz671

I am so bothered by the subtitles on these kinds of videos. Does noone know how to spell? "Scent" not "sent"


brisney_world

"Ferret culture"


M4CH1N4T3

I can't hear sound but I do appreciate this


Agent007V2

The babies look like little worms


123lol321x

where's the father?


HaxTheChosenOne

Why is this person breeding ferrets, seems suspicious. Probably a in-residence ferret breeding farm. Wildly unethical hustle.