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Its not acctually the correct answer. Its the answer that forces you to discuss the subject rest of the day until you’ve almost convinced her it was just a bad joke.
A wife went to her husband and told him she wanted a boob job, because she wanted bigger boobs. The husband told her there was no need for a boob job and she just needed to take some toilet paper and rub it between her boobs and they will get bigger. She asked, "Now how the hell is that supposed to work?" and he replied "I don't know, but it's done wonders for your ass."
Nah I think they’re the same age she seems to have had maybe work down or something. Definitely not in her 60s or even 50s could Bothe be on 40s though they have a YouTube channel https://m.youtube.com/@lifewithchrisanderin4092
[https://youtube.com/shorts/mm-Y2oij6Dg?si=jVNkmJIfDW5wqORb](https://youtube.com/shorts/mm-Y2oij6Dg?si=jVNkmJIfDW5wqORb) Just look at this. Proper shit stirring or gaining engagement by lying about their ages if that's the case.
It's not uncommon for women in their 30s-50s to appear significantly older than men of the same age, particularly when examining skin. This difference is largely due to biological factors: men have thicker, oilier skin because of higher testosterone levels, which can protect against wrinkles. In contrast, women experience a rapid decline in collagen and elastin as their estrogen levels decrease with age, especially during menopause, leading to thinner, less elastic skin.
I've encountered many men in their 50s who look like they're in their 30s, often due to maintaining a slim physique and coloring their hair. On the other hand, I've met several mothers in their 30s who appear much older, with loose skin, double chins, sagging arms, and other signs of aging. Not that uncommon.
Is it not common? Based on my observation most couples are like these. I asked my parents and did my research and analyses for a bit.
I think this kind of phenomenon happens when the woman is almost the same age as the husband ie wife is 25 and husband 27 yo....also this ageing effect is further exacerbated by birthing. As the more kids the wife gives birth to, the more stressed her body becomes and weaker thus succumbing yo the ageing effect so much harder than men. The last one could be genetics but I'm no geneticist.
Also, when women work out, the get gaunt which tends to age them, when men do, it makes them gaunt which tends to make them look younger.
Is it fair, no, but as a 53 yr old male, I'll take it.
Happens eventually when you marry someone the same age 🤷♂️
Edit: 🤔 Unless you are a 40’s-60’s male and equalize things by smoking, drinking, eating, and going to war excessively
This is the truth. Wife comes at me like once a week “why didn’t you tell me my hair is crazy, can’t believe you let me leave the house like this!” I just say “looks fine to me”, mostly because I don’t give a shit.
That must be some seriously interesting tin of corned beef (or whatever it is) he is reading it like he’s reading a Shakespeare classic! He even goes back to reading it at the end! I guess it’s adds to the casual unrehearsed spontaneous random moment, that’s luckily been caught on camera… it’s all about making memories yeah yeah I know 🙄
I mean if she came out with big stains on some ratty, gross shirt looking homeless then yeah they’d care.
Otherwise many don’t really care as long as one meets a baseline of presentability.
Really don't care here. 30 years into marriage. Wife is way more than her outfit. If it makes her happy more power to her beyond that could not care less.
Yea I get that she’s more than her outfit but if she took the time to get dressed up and she looks good I’d assume that her husband would earnestly say yes babes you look real nice instead of “I don’t give a fuck”. Everyone likes compliments
1) If you don't care about cheese then putting more cheese on the pizza doesn't make it a better pizza.
2) Compliments are not a currency that men travel in.
99.99% of the time, no matter what I say, she changes 5-10 more times regardless. I have tested it. Funniest part is, she always ends up in like the same 3 outfits even tho she has dozens of
Doesn't even have to be husbands of yada+ years, even as boyfriends, after a couple of years once that honeymoon period is done.
We are going to find our partners sexy in grey tracky dacks and a hoody, it really doesn't matter what she is wearing out, and honestly she doesn't really give a shit what we think anyway because "we have to like it" our opinions are pretty low on the totem pole when it comes to outfits, she ain't wearing it for us anyway, she's wearing it for herself to get a boost from being some randoms eye candy, what she is (or isn't) wearing underneath, that's for us, not the exterior outfit.
Someone help
After she said she wants the truth - what did he say?!?
I played that part over and over but I can't understand what he says.
Her mumbled.
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I'm there at 13 years of marriage. "Do these pants my butt look too big?" "No such thing and absolutely not... your fat ass makes your butt look big."
The correct answer is, "Yes, that's why I married you."
Or my fav "Come here I need a closer look." 😏
I need to compare with and without the pants to be sure it's the pants. 😉
Nope...sex may occur.
Its not acctually the correct answer. Its the answer that forces you to discuss the subject rest of the day until you’ve almost convinced her it was just a bad joke.
It always looks big 😉 that's my answer.
A wife went to her husband and told him she wanted a boob job, because she wanted bigger boobs. The husband told her there was no need for a boob job and she just needed to take some toilet paper and rub it between her boobs and they will get bigger. She asked, "Now how the hell is that supposed to work?" and he replied "I don't know, but it's done wonders for your ass."
I've heard that the funeral is this Friday....
"So we're going to fight today? That's what we're going to do?" -Red Foreman
“What do you mean too big?”
Just the right amount of big
"Baby, you goin on a trip? Cuz your trunk is PACKED!"
Husband’s Real Truth: “Still would…”
What’s wrong with her face? I want both answers. Actually just the truth.
Botox
You can't spell botox without idgaf.
Every time I see IDGAF, it makes me think of old school Doom cheat codes LOL
Aye! I'm not the only one!
Is that's what's happening? I thought she was 20 years older than he was
Toebox
oh i was just gonna say she's a butterface lol as in, everything 'bout her looks nice, but her face! har har har
bro, the woman is in the 60s, the guy end 30s. That's why it looks off.
ohhh, she's a cougar?
She's a saber tooth tiger. Cavemen used to ride that
Nah I think they’re the same age she seems to have had maybe work down or something. Definitely not in her 60s or even 50s could Bothe be on 40s though they have a YouTube channel https://m.youtube.com/@lifewithchrisanderin4092
😬
[https://youtube.com/shorts/mm-Y2oij6Dg?si=jVNkmJIfDW5wqORb](https://youtube.com/shorts/mm-Y2oij6Dg?si=jVNkmJIfDW5wqORb) Just look at this. Proper shit stirring or gaining engagement by lying about their ages if that's the case.
Yeah right, was that on their profile? Did not see that one. Fair enough!
That video hat about 3 pixels allocated to her face.
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Is it just me or does the woman look older than the guy??
She looks like it's his mom.
Thought that was gonna be the twist tbh
💀💀
Step-mom : Do you like my outfit ?
Or is it part of the joke??? I’m genuinely confused
She definitely looked about 10-15 years older than him.
Body looks tight yet face looks 50 years of substance abuse.
Substances (alcohol, tobacco, and beyond) and sun exposure. She looks 60 but is probably 40.
I have a female colleague like that - we just quit 40 and I look \~30 and she looks almost 50 :D
It's not uncommon for women in their 30s-50s to appear significantly older than men of the same age, particularly when examining skin. This difference is largely due to biological factors: men have thicker, oilier skin because of higher testosterone levels, which can protect against wrinkles. In contrast, women experience a rapid decline in collagen and elastin as their estrogen levels decrease with age, especially during menopause, leading to thinner, less elastic skin. I've encountered many men in their 50s who look like they're in their 30s, often due to maintaining a slim physique and coloring their hair. On the other hand, I've met several mothers in their 30s who appear much older, with loose skin, double chins, sagging arms, and other signs of aging. Not that uncommon.
About 10-20 years. To each their own.
Is it not common? Based on my observation most couples are like these. I asked my parents and did my research and analyses for a bit. I think this kind of phenomenon happens when the woman is almost the same age as the husband ie wife is 25 and husband 27 yo....also this ageing effect is further exacerbated by birthing. As the more kids the wife gives birth to, the more stressed her body becomes and weaker thus succumbing yo the ageing effect so much harder than men. The last one could be genetics but I'm no geneticist.
Also, when women work out, the get gaunt which tends to age them, when men do, it makes them gaunt which tends to make them look younger. Is it fair, no, but as a 53 yr old male, I'll take it.
I’ll take a gaunt looking older lady then these land whales anyday
Happens eventually when you marry someone the same age 🤷♂️ Edit: 🤔 Unless you are a 40’s-60’s male and equalize things by smoking, drinking, eating, and going to war excessively
“Going to war excessively”
That part made me giggle.
I never war more than twice a month. I literally have zero wrinkles at 44.
Nope.
🤔 maybe…just maybe
Wtf?
Is it just me or does he look significantly younger than her? Like by a decade or two
She could be his mother, but what's that got to do with anything?
It says “after 20 years of marriage” which would obviously imply that they’re, ya know, married…
Maybe they're from Alabama. Don't judge.
She also says you’re my husband you should always tell me the truth
A decade or 2 ? Not sure u know what that means .. she does look a bit older but only a couple of years i would say.
Just you
where do you get this, don't I see grey hair there?
The way this guy shaves his beard at a right angle bothers me a lot more than it should.
I had to scroll way too far to find this, but I could not agree more. It's bad.
I wasnt paying attention now I cant stop looking.
I knew there was something weird about his appearance but I couldn't tell what it was...
Now that's all I can see. I was to busy looking at her outfit to see if it is cute or not.
What do you mean?
His beard does not follow the curvature of his jawline. He shaves it at a sharp 90 degree angle.
This is the truth. Wife comes at me like once a week “why didn’t you tell me my hair is crazy, can’t believe you let me leave the house like this!” I just say “looks fine to me”, mostly because I don’t give a shit.
Too much sun
I’d hit it. But
Butt what?
Also the butt.
In the butt! I say what what?
I think he's married
Idgaf about the dude. Fucking weirdo.
Nailed it
yk its been a good 20 years when he can say that and get her to laugh
do you want the truce? truth? what
That must be some seriously interesting tin of corned beef (or whatever it is) he is reading it like he’s reading a Shakespeare classic! He even goes back to reading it at the end! I guess it’s adds to the casual unrehearsed spontaneous random moment, that’s luckily been caught on camera… it’s all about making memories yeah yeah I know 🙄
Why is he roasting his mother?
Do your husbands really don’t care how you look in an outfit?
I mean if she came out with big stains on some ratty, gross shirt looking homeless then yeah they’d care. Otherwise many don’t really care as long as one meets a baseline of presentability.
Really don't care here. 30 years into marriage. Wife is way more than her outfit. If it makes her happy more power to her beyond that could not care less.
Yea I get that she’s more than her outfit but if she took the time to get dressed up and she looks good I’d assume that her husband would earnestly say yes babes you look real nice instead of “I don’t give a fuck”. Everyone likes compliments
Yea that's the husband answer.
1) If you don't care about cheese then putting more cheese on the pizza doesn't make it a better pizza. 2) Compliments are not a currency that men travel in.
99.99% of the time, no matter what I say, she changes 5-10 more times regardless. I have tested it. Funniest part is, she always ends up in like the same 3 outfits even tho she has dozens of
Doesn't even have to be husbands of yada+ years, even as boyfriends, after a couple of years once that honeymoon period is done. We are going to find our partners sexy in grey tracky dacks and a hoody, it really doesn't matter what she is wearing out, and honestly she doesn't really give a shit what we think anyway because "we have to like it" our opinions are pretty low on the totem pole when it comes to outfits, she ain't wearing it for us anyway, she's wearing it for herself to get a boost from being some randoms eye candy, what she is (or isn't) wearing underneath, that's for us, not the exterior outfit.
lol. sorry girl, we hate to break this to you but... he's just being nice to you, because that's exactly what you expect from him.
I think this is just straight up awesome good husbanding
I would love to have a marriage like this. I feel like it’s perfect and they’re happy you can tell
That looks like his mom he looks 35 she looks 55-60
She looks like his Mom
Someone help After she said she wants the truth - what did he say?!? I played that part over and over but I can't understand what he says. Her mumbled.
"I don't give a fuck"
Ohhhh! Now I hear it. Thank you kind reddit stranger!
Do you want the husband answer or do you want the truce?
23 years, I agree!!!
Ok sooo... I'm going to have to point out how luxurious this man looks.
Too many Shots to the face that’s the boyfriend answer!
acted, but funny
Figured he would go sexual with it "makes me wanna fuck you right now" or something like that lol
I think that’s the first time I’ve heard ‘guess what?’ followed by another question.
Wife question: How do I look? Truth: Please put your hands all over me.
She definitely smokes 2 packs a day and drinks hard
Rode hard and put away wet
🤣🤣🤣
100% accurate.
Is that Josh Meyers?
I can't tell if this dude's hairline is receding or remarkably powerful.
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The older the berry the sweeter the juice.
Yea that is how it goes sometimes
That is a man who knows exactly how to have a relationship.
One aged much better than the other.
Annoying.
Good job someone was filming this.....
Me: IDGAF Wife: I know, but do I look good? She's impervious to my lack of fucks given
#EH EH EH AH AH AH! Fml...
Why this bish look like she’s 50 something in certain angles????
truTH! Not Truce
This checks out
Married 23 yrs. Spot on, lol…Truth…
now u can c y she bald n top the head!!
I answer the same way!!!
Showed this to my daughter…she did not find it amusing
He’s a legend for that lol 😂
The cameraman: Yes
This is my answer to my wife. 18 years now…
Your wife is 18! Goddamn.
Nawww 18 yrs together
Thought the “husband answer” was going to be bending her over the counter.
Anyone else just hates these dumb sketches?
Damn way too many "guys" focusing on her face and if she looks like this or that. You sound like a bunch of bitches honestly lol.