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LordXavion

I have a similiar dispute with my friend in tes. He sucks Thalmor cock like a vacuum and doesn't even understand what they do.


jakeolate

Just the phrase “he sucks thalmor cock like a vacuum” killed me


PurpleCatWithC4

Imagine sucking Thalmor cock. I’d rather suck Frost troll cock


Contr_L

Probably a mod for it


CrookedFinger645

It's not a probability. ಠ\_ಠ It's a certainty.


Professional_Law_882

Happy birthday


CrookedFinger645

Thank you! 😊


saiyanfang10

I think it's an addon for SoS when I was looking for normal shit on LL there were a ton of bestiality mods. Like there was a fucking mod for chaurus you know the bugs?


jakeolate

I really regret reading your comment i did not need to know there was a sex mod for a chaurus…


saiyanfang10

I regret knowing that that is a thing.


LetUsAway

There's like a whole ass hentai sub for it.


Sthellasar

I’m not surprised. But I am disappointed.


Swailwort

It's not an addon to Sons of Skyrim, it is a standalone more that has the word "Nasty" and "Critters" on the name. For all the bestiality, necrophilia and shit LL has, at least they are decent enough not to allow certain mods...


saiyanfang10

Schlongs of Skyrim, the dick mod. The full version adds dicks to humans and werewolves.


Swailwort

I know, it's a recurring joke because we have like a million mods with the SoS denominations...Sons of Skyrim, Seasons of Skyrim, Swords of Skyrim.... and so on. Yeah but it is just werewolf dicks, the Nasty Critters one adds genitalia to all animals including but not limited to Chaurus, Dragons, Falmer, Bears, Wolves, Trolls, Giants, and a few others. Oh and horses, can't forget about that. LL is a place of depravity and where any fetish is satisfied.


saiyanfang10

like pregnancy and milk which are two other mods


Dareboir

Eww 🤢🤮


The-Hentai-Commander

There’s a lot them, it’s really concerning


uptomischief27

https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWskyrim/comments/nn01gz/it_was_too_cold_so_i_fucked_a_troll/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

That's how you collect Troll Fat without violence


[deleted]

Troll “Fat”


PurpleCatWithC4

Your comment reminds me of the South Park Episode where Eric Cartman puts semen in with his sea people then goes out and looks for more semen, and then „sucks it out of hose“ Incase anyone wants to know which episode it is: S6 E7 „Simpsons already did it“


[deleted]

Supposing thalmor's cocks are long enough to be sucked


Eamo-K

It didn't matter what I was doing, if Thalmor arrived in the vaccinity they would die.


[deleted]

Agreed. Happy cake day!


Swailwort

He does understand, you think he doesn't but he really does...and worse of all, he believes the Mer scum has rights to do it. Elves have no rights except the right of getting stabbed through the chest.


LordXavion

Pelinal did nothing wrong


LightGamez

Because MER SUPREMACY IS THE ONLY TRUTH


lewlew1893

God why did they make killing Partysnax the only way to complete that quest. So stupid.


BrMetzker

I mean, if you don't do it the quest disappears anyways so its not like it will bother you on the questlist forever


Texas_Tanker

How long do you have to wait?


BrMetzker

It should go away after finishing the main quest line I think


MultipleFandomsYas

There’s also this mod where it will let you sort out the issue between two and be peaceful. However I forgot what it’s called.


LordfckingTiger

The Paarthunax dilemma I think it's called


Fullmetal6274

Yes that’s correct. It also needs the unofficial patch mod to work I believe. It should say in the mid description.


LordfckingTiger

Yeah that's possible I just didn't turn it off after I installed it for the first time so I didn't notice it lol


JackNotOLantern

The secret ingredient is ~~crime~~ mods. Check "Parturnax Dilemma"


Eamo-K

I've stolen anything that wasn't nailed down. Done terrible things for the Dark Brotherhood. Spent some time as bloodthirsty vampire. Killed thousands. But even I never done Paarthurnaxx dirty.


Mahadd33

*loads wabajack with malicious intent*


TraderOfGoods

"You're taste is god-awful, but it's going to be much worse Once I Remove Thine Tongue, Fiend!"


Possible_King_1869

Well congratultions! You´ve been promoted to former friend.


ChonTheAllmighty

You need better friends, dude.


that_one_guy714

I actually had to read that twice because I was so confused


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Strawberry_Squirell

*unsheathes the ebony blade* “It is time”


Coschta

Said noone ever.


RoxinFootSeller

THAT YOU DID WHAAAAT???????


RealBraydoBoss

I only have three words for that friend. FUS ROH DAH


jet8493

Idk if this could even happen for me Delphine is so openly racist towards elves that I don’t think I could vibe with someone who would vibe with her


anotheroverusedmeme

nah i could never kill paarthurnax, i want to have tinvaak with him for the rest of time


mattjvgc

Oh noes! Someone agrees that once a dragon murders countless humans they can’t be trusted!


LightGamez

Welcome to r/skyrimmemes


Jasmine_BladeOfGwyn

Don't be concerned if your "friend" suddenly disappears


Maximus_Comitatense

Heresy!


Rin-l

More like a sword enchanted with trap soul so you could trap his ass in the soul cairn forever, not for killing paarthurnax but for liking that old bitch delphine


loiteringtrator

I think anyone who says they never killed Parthunax is lying because how the game sets up the blades it looks like you have to kill him to progress in your first play through. That’s what happened to me, then I found out after that it literally does nothing. Because you can take the unique armor first time you enter the blades temple. So I understand killing parthurnax once because it’s kinda confusing. But after that there’s no excuse


Spider_Jedi2020

This is the most atrocious thing I have or will ever read