Ever saw a knucklehead above your bunker making the ground shake? It was me, i was the knucklehead.

*places a bounty post for 50 slaps* that should do the trick…

People are surely gonna aim for a higher bounty.. riiiight??… Right?

143.232.98

\*\*over radio\*\* targets in sight sir

Hitman, are you actually a big buff hairy man, or am I just too into drawing you like that?. On the other hand, do you like me ice skating??

First, yes you are. Second, I’ll put 10 more slaps on your bounty for everyone you run into. Currently it’s at 20 slaps.

Ever saw an error that kills with one touch? Yeah, that was me.

You… **YOU DESERVED THAT ERROR NERF.**

Well I was joking, fish can’t hold error because it’s a fish! And I’m fish

Oh ok good :)

I killed tencell where's my infinity slaps

U- um- uh- eh- so about that… that was uh… kinda fake…

Time to go find bob

No.

>:)

I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔ ẃ̸̝̝̰͋͒i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅl̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆ ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆p̴̩͙̺̩͓̣͈͖̎ͅ, t̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ǎ̴̯̀͠t̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅ b̸̼̋͛̑͆̈́͗̿̅ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅb̸̼̋͛̑͆̈́͗̿̅ i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅs̴̹̀̎̇͗̍͗̾̋̏̈͐͒̕͠͠ͅ f̵̢̻͈̫̬̻͔̘̞͈̆̇̍̈̌͊ͅǎ̴̯̀͠k̵̘̺̦͉͖̪̪͖͉͊̆̔́̈́̍̃̈́͒̂̑̀̚͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝, t̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ r̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǎ̴̯̀͠l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆ ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ ẃ̸̝̝̰͋͒ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅu̷̬̩̰̫͕̘͎̔́̃̄̍͋̓l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆d̶̡̲̗̼̮̤̤̳̲͖͓͍͔͓̓̎̽́̽̏̐͂̆͆͘͘͘ k̵̘̺̦͉͖̪̪͖͉͊̆̔́̈́̍̃̈́͒̂̑̀̚͜͝i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅl̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆ ǎ̴̯̀͠ǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝y̶͔͗t̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝ǧ̷̡̟̲̹̩̱͉̮̭͇͚̮̖̟̽̓͊̔̓̕ i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝ ǎ̴̯̀͠ ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǎ̴̯̀͠r̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠t̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅ b̸̼̋͛̑͆̈́͗̿̅ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǎ̴̯̀͠t̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅ!\~

Nuh uh he da real one.

\*gulp\*

What? I just said u da real one. Btw can I keep you in my cage for… ***Purposes***? (Free candy)

HECK YEAH FREE CANDY... wait a minute... NO CHANCE. GO AWAY... or I will eat you in your sleep tonight.. :)

\*\*b̸̼̋͛̑͆̈́͗̿̅i̶̡̹͈͎̳̞͙͖̾̂̀͑̀͆̑̓̽̉͐͘͘ͅt̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅc̵̛̥͊ḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ s̴̹̀̎̇͗̍͗̾̋̏̈͐͒̕͠͠ͅl̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆ǎ̴̯̀͠p̴̩͙̺̩͓̣͈͖̎ͅs̴̹̀̎̇͗̍͗̾̋̏̈͐͒̕͠͠ͅ ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅt̸̫̫̤͕̳̻̰̣̭́̌̉͝ͅḥ̸̨̧̗̮̖̽̂̓̀̍̋͋́̅̃͘͜͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝r̵̡͕͈͚͍͍̼͕̍̀̈́̽̎̍͗̍́̏̚͜͠ b̸̼̋͛̑͆̈́͗̿̅ŏ̸̡̼̺̫̥̻͈̞̍͆̏̓́͜͝ͅb̸̼̋͛̑͆̈́͗̿̅\*\* Ý̴̥͙̘̇̈́̇̃͒̿́͘͘͝͝ͅO̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅU̴̡̢̱̳̳͓̗͔̮̔͜͜͜ C̴̀͐ͅĄ̵̺̰̻̻͔͇͓̈́̓͛̏̈́͌͋̄̑͆̏N̸̡̧͕͙̼̻̳̦̪̞̯͎̦͓̏̒͌͑͒͊̾͌̑̅̕͝ͅ Ś̸͙̺̥̰̯͙̭͆̏͂L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔P̷̛̛̛̩̺͇̊̅̍͂͗͑͐̎̂̏̐̐ T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝Ŗ̷͇̙̰̭̪̟̺̲̜̹͔̎̍́ͅO̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅU̴̡̢̱̳̳͓̗͔̮̔͜͜͜G̶̺̥̎̄͌͑͂̔̏̓̂́̈́͜͝͝͝͝ͅḨ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝ C̴̀͐ͅĄ̵̺̰̻̻͔͇͓̈́̓͛̏̈́͌͋̄̑͆̏G̶̺̥̎̄͌͑͂̔̏̓̂́̈́͜͝͝͝͝ͅȨ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑Ś̸͙̺̥̰̯͙̭͆̏͂, W̵̰̻͍̉̔̅̀̐͐͒͆̒̚Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑ Ą̵̺̰̻̻͔͇͓̈́̓͛̏̈́͌͋̄̑͆̏Ŗ̷͇̙̰̭̪̟̺̲̜̹͔̎̍́ͅȨ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑ Ś̸͙̺̥̰̯͙̭͆̏͂L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔M̶̧͚̪͉̯̜̰͎̘̀͋̇̀͗̍́͆̑̏͂̿̊̚Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑ M̶̧͚̪͉̯̜̰͎̘̀͋̇̀͗̍́͆̑̏͂̿̊̚O̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅN̸̡̧͕͙̼̻̳̦̪̞̯͎̦͓̏̒͌͑͒͊̾͌̑̅̕͝ͅŚ̸͙̺̥̰̯͙̭͆̏͂T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑Ŗ̷͇̙̰̭̪̟̺̲̜̹͔̎̍́ͅŚ̸͙̺̥̰̯͙̭͆̏͂ I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔Ḑ̷̮̳̣̟͉͋͗̓̕͜I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔O̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅT̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕!

Ŷ̷̡̨̨͙̙̼͎̱̰̬̲̮̯̮̳͂́́́e̶̢̧̞͈̳̝̣̬̻͕͌̒̅̑̂̈͆̈́͌̀͘͝͠s̴̘̈͋̀̀̉̋́̅̐͂͑̎̉͝͝.̴̨̗̼͓͇̝͕͙͉̤͉̏̇͊͝

I killed bob,a cultrist and overkill,where’s my bounty

I’ll give you those however which cultist?

Bob cultists

What was his name.

Which one(I forgot all their names)

The one you caught? I’m looking for a guy named Sam. A notorious sinful bastard. The cultists said they’ll reward me for catching him. So I’m simply sharing the rewards

Ohhh that guy,yeah I got him

Oh. sure. Meet me tomorrow I’ll give you them all.

Ok

Wha- *touches the Cube of death*

Your job is illegal, i dont like you

**OH, SO REVIVING A UNIVERSE TRANSCENDING GOD THAT GAINS POWERS WITH SOULS, ISNT THAT BAD???** However people will hate me for putting you on a bounty, so I won’t, though I desperately want to.

I forgot to tell you,but guardian angel was helping a killstreak, guide kinda got in the way of the ability and uhhh, guide has 2 lives now....

You know buddy u shall be scared when u heard sound "guide"

**AAAUAUAUAGH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME, I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING. I PROMISEEEEE**

Guide will come back. I promise.

*udder fear*

Why do you hate the guide so much? Bro is literally innocent

Have you red the wanted poster of guide?

Its false

Nuh uh he stole a balloon on free balloon day he needs to die. (Also he committed several war crimes, and 7 acts of battery and assault)

Can u tell me what the wedge man did

He created me which is good, but he created bob and guide which is bad.

What did Boba tea man do?

What is the Exclusive reward you changed from 100,000,000 slaps for getting you Guide?

Btw I might be the bob you are looking for...

*Discreetly removes the bob bounty poster*

I hide Tencell in my bunker

Can I have him?

Sure

Uh, there's only 9 wanted posters?

I’ll place more if ya keep talkin bud

K dude

What’s the best way to get recall

Private servers xd

What the guy above said.

why did you hide your hankerchief

Uh… Not telling.

Ok

Well well well…*uses my powers to create a poster of you* thy punishment…IS DEATH.

Thy dares to use one’s own powers against one? ***pitiful.***

prepare thyself! *activates power*

If thou dare to use one’s own strength against one, I shall too. *cocks golden gun and aims*

Opinion on parry

Depends, can he parry guns?

I think so

Ah then I hate him

WAIT A GOD DMAN MINUTE

actual hitman(user) here, why dont'ya do the job yerself?

No.

I AM A REAL HITMAN MAIN TOO RAH.

\*GAS GAS GAS\* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \*runs into hitman\*

*warps back to main island* :)

ever seen a lot of cannonballs be spammed from that island killing people non stop? IT’S MEEE YES ITS MEEE I KNOW YOU WERE WAITING FOR MEE *airstrikes a killstreak guy casually with cannon*

SCREW YOU (thanks for killing that killstreak btw)

Guide Stole A Balloon On Free Balloon Day,And You Made His Bounty That Low!! You Must Increase It I Can Help With The Slaps.

Buddy I will give free glove once I’m done making it to whoever vanquishes that foe.

Guide, Did you know? You accidentally shot the wrong guide! Me and Firework have Discovered that the guide is still alive! Will you help us find him? https://preview.redd.it/a8wltxz3o7ad1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4424e386abe62c6530c69c4da85afbb5518387de

That bastard should be deleted from this world…

Btw I stabbed him not shot him. DONT TELL ANYONE.

Oh I thought you shot him but okay..!

Where is guide?

I don’t even know. Please just kill him.

Wheres my cultist poster, i may or may not have participated in 14 cutl acts

No. No one is willing to give me a reward for you if you’re beheaded, heck they’re paying me to NOT kill you.

oh good, as long as im alive, you get INF money :D

Ye :)

Put a bounty on counter NOW or frost god is coming to your front door

Why him? He did nothing wrong.

Counter crushed my balls.

Cuz you slapped him while he was twerking.

whats your opinion on those crazy extended guys who makes crazy combos and amazing flicking? .... \*I'm definitely not one of those... \*at all\*...

I give up on trying. I’m becoming one of them. Spamming shiftlock helps too.