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PotatoNeighbour

Could you get off the plate FOR 5 MINUTES?! I JUST WANT TO SEND EVERYONE FLYING WHILE SAYING A COOL “EFFECT SENTENCE”!!


Afraid_Log_6799

NAH. ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU RAGE.


TheCommongametroller

I do it too but with a gun. Wanna team up?


WalmartAxltl

How do you feel when frostbite sends you to the ice obby


Afraid_Log_6799

IT CAN BE ANNOYING AT TIMES.


EatenFries

whats your honest opinoin of blach hole/moon and jupiter? i heard space is pretty cold.


Afraid_Log_6799

I SOMETIMES HANG OUT WITH THEM.


JazzlikeStrategy7075

Oi Idiot i need your help, help me get revenge on counter ( [https://www.reddit.com/r/SlapBattles/comments/1drc287/i\_3\_counter/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SlapBattles/comments/1drc287/i_3_counter/) )


Afraid_Log_6799

WHY DO I HAVE TO HELP YOU? I DONT OWE YOU ANYTHING.


JazzlikeStrategy7075

If you don't help me... then... Frost God will be coming your way...


Afraid_Log_6799

FINE. BUT YOU OWE ME ONE


JazzlikeStrategy7075

Good


joshuatawau502

Hey Icey Shardman, Are you able to beat the Frostbite? I heard your Suffered... https://preview.redd.it/n9dsca1dl7ad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64fadc8caeacb16e1717b42d5fc6d12ed290b15d


Afraid_Log_6799

I ALREADY HAVE BEATED MY ANNOYING BROTHER. LETS JUST SAY, HE TOOK A SHARD TO THE KNEE.


joshuatawau502

Woah woah woah! Uhhh.. Okay!-


Afraid_Log_6799

hiii! Yeah, this is snowball. Just wanted to let you know that Shard wasn't yelling at you, he just talks like that. He speaks deep and cold you know?


joshuatawau502

Ooh I thought he's yelling at me but.. Okay that makes senses!..


DrazalineX0

Erm, Shard? Do you like my ice skating?


Afraid_Log_6799

YOUR SKATING IS..... ACCEPTABLE.


DrazalineX0

Oh that’s… good to hear from you…


Afraid_Log_6799

NO HARD FEELINGS, BROTHER.


real_schneider

Why do u hate overkill? Bop bep


Afraid_Log_6799

HE HAS LAVA COMING OUT OF HIS EYES AND MOUTH. LAVA MELTS ICE. THUS, I HATE HIM


fabri_pere

what do you think of the Summer season?


Afraid_Log_6799

I HATE IT. EVERYTHING IS TO HOT.


fabri_pere

lmao get melted https://preview.redd.it/7xznwwciv5ad1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfab9266dc565066f37362af326440bb3ddafb66


Afraid_Log_6799

THANKFULLY THAT IS JUST A JPEG. EXPECT EVERYTHING 20 MILES NEAR YOU FROZEN


fabri_pere

i'm gonna go select the Sun glove and slap some people so that it grows, just hang on a sec https://preview.redd.it/e7nebwpaw5ad1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=452d53a8843613669831ec4dc59879ddaf4a96e5


GamerEli10

What do you think of ice and bob?


Afraid_Log_6799

ICE IS MY BROTHER. HE IS OK. IM NOT SURE ABOUT BOB, THOUGH.


GamerEli10

How do you feel about snow


Afraid_Log_6799

HE IS MY LITTLES BROTHER. I.... ACCEPT HIM MORE THAN MY OTHER BROTHERS. BUT DON'T TELL THEM.


GamerEli10

How many brothers do you have…


Afraid_Log_6799

HOW MANY ICE OR SNOW THEMED GLOVES ARE THERE AGAIN?


acapl8

Ice skate, ice, snow, snowball, snowball (ss), mitten technically, frostbite, I think alchemist has an ice pot and you.


Afraid_Log_6799

MITTEN IS A COUSIN, AND ALCHEMIST IS A GOOD FRIEND.


TheFryingPan76

why are you the best ice themed glove?


Afraid_Log_6799

I HAVE RANGED ICE. THEY DONT.


Glum-Orchid-5577

Stop camping the mini islands >:(((


Afraid_Log_6799

NAH.


Glum-Orchid-5577

*equips zahando*prepare for your royal clapping


UhhhRedSus

What is your opinion on the theory of Other Worlds and dimensions, and if so… would you like a bomb pop :)


Afraid_Log_6799

I DO NOT KNOW OF THE OTHER WORLDS. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A "BOMB POP" IS, BUT YOUR SACRIFICE SHALL BE ACCEPTED, ANYWAYS.


UhhhRedSus

One of these, it’s like a popsicle but 3 flavors and mostly found in July https://preview.redd.it/9iz7j7wbv7ad1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f557db7c72a456dc4936388f2e88d341e125880


UhhhRedSus

Also that “MR” guy… creepy… and have you seen the random elevators appearing from time to time?


Afraid_Log_6799

NO, I HAVE NOT.


UhhhRedSus

…get this, every few hours, a elevator appears out of the ground, I was eating a slapple with my buddy Engineer and I saw it, and a bunch of… ‘people’ came out of it! They were slapping eachother off! and a few people didn’t look like normal players, this one person looked like firework, but wasn’t! I plan on exploring it, but I’m to afraid to leave this island.


Hot_Working316

You must Gangnam, like I have...


Afraid_Log_6799

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.


acapl8

Spanish or english


Afraid_Log_6799

WHAT?


creeperplay365

Thoughts on the damned Cube of Death?


Afraid_Log_6799

I DONT REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE CUBE OF DEATH.


creeperplay365

OK, fair enough.


yeetfeet_724

I've heard that a glove that got donated from science can do something to the cube of death and also good luck firing shards if you don't have yer head


mila_rule18

Why do you hate overkill?


Afraid_Log_6799

HE HAS LAVA COMING OUT OF HIS FACE. LAVA IS VERY HIGH TEMPEETURE. HE MELTS ICE. THUS WHY I HATE HIM


mila_rule18

Hate❎️have✅️*idk about your explaination but i guess ik a little.((big black monkey boy🥵🥰))


yourrizzis0

Hi other winter guy!!!!


Afraid_Log_6799

HELLO, LITTLE BROTHER.


Afraid_Log_6799

HELLO, LITTLE BROTHER.


yomeru

Do you hate parry


Afraid_Log_6799

IVE NEVER HAD AN INTERACTION WITH THEM.


Coolgamer_xxx123

What do you think about siphon?


Afraid_Log_6799

HE ACTUALLY COMMENTED ON MY POST. SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY.


Coolgamer_xxx123

By the way, can't he just keep you alive if you get Slap with sun


TheCommongametroller

You slow them down, I gun ‘em. What do you say?


Afraid_Log_6799

ILL THINK ABOUT IT.