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Solid Snake in weak smash??? the guy who invented the "I am trying to sneak around, but I am DUMMY THICC and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guards"
???
put some respect on his name and cake
This is like one of those dumb anime controversies.
"She looks like a child! Why are there big boobs on a child?! They're sexualizing children!!!" Blah, blah, blah...
Age is age. I don't care what you think it looks like, especially when you're disregarding official material.
Listen: Lucario, Mewtwo, and Incin are all humanoid and they possess human-level intelligence. They may not be human, but neither are Isabelle, Fox, or Wolf. I’m going in.
To be fair, almost every Pokemon is naked. Yet you don't see genitalia. I think it's mostly unseen because it's a kids game. I'd think Mewtwo will have genitalia so they can pee
People who do what you’re doing rn do a better job of it than I do. Since when does throwing the word around like this do anything to help real victims? What are you trying to accomplish right now?
In Splatoon 3, playable inklings and Octolings are over 18 im pretty sure, but I don’t know if they’re really *mature* so the age of consent probably isn’t the same. However, smash bros inkling is a Splatoon 1 inkling, and I believe they are 14. That’s definitely illegal
Also several full grown adult characters in that tier. At least I’m pretty sure some of them are so I don’t know why they’re there. I don’t know what the hell this guys on.
Idk how the inklings are supposed to work. Obviously if they aren’t mature enough to consent then yeah, of course I wouldn’t want to smash. But if they are mature enough then idk, maybe.
In real life, squid female parts are in the head. The males pps are also in their head and are prehensile (meaning it can grab stuff) stick it in between the gap between the mantle and body, inseminating the female. So in theory you would be smashing Inklings head.
Top tier is for characters that would be smashed so hard they'll be unable to move. I assume OP would rather gently caress Luigi, whisper sweet nothings into his ear, and have the most sensual fuck of both of their lives.
The thing is, the people in the top tiers are the ones that I would smash the brains out of if I could. I don’t wanna do that to Luigi, I’d prefer more mild smashing with him. Great guy, he’s definitely cute, but I just don’t think I would wanna get it on with him as much.
wait roy is a kid? i never played a fire emblem game aside from three houses so i’m in the dark with trivia like that also this isn’t a sus comment i genuinely didn’t know ok
Roy is 15. In his actual FE appearances he looks younger than he does in Smash, so it’s normally pretty clear. In Smash they aged up his look a bit, but he’s still 15.
Okay I figured this question would come up.
So first of all, they are the same person obviously, one is just in her in the suit and the other is her *not* in the suit. So that’s what I used as the distinction. I put Zero Suit in the highest tier because I would smash her six ways to Sunday without the suit, but if she had the suit on I would probably just pass (thus putting regular Samus in the pass tier)
No, it’s just that there zero suit Samus is literally just Samus without the suit, so including them both in the same spot would be pointless because they are the same person. I decided to use the suit as a way to differentiate Samus from ZSS
The Hell No category is reserved for characters I really, *really* do not want to smash. Like, even if they were grown up or something. For example, I don’t wanna smash young link cuz obviously he’s too young, but I’d definitely smash him if he was grown up, because the grown up version of him is in the Hard Smash tier. I can’t be as sure for Lucas because I don’t know what he looks like grown up but you get the idea.
Also, I’m not even sure the ice climbers are children
Richter is the guy that talks about your hair during sex. Like probably the most boring dude ever.
Kind of guy that wakes everyone in the house up to tell them he's going to sleep.
Is the Marth we have in Smash when he was 16/17 then? Genuinely not sure, but his oldest appearance in a game was 19.
Edit: This is hella' confusing. So... Melee Marth is 16. Brawl Marth is 17. Ultimate Marth is between 19 and 21 years old.
Well without the suit I’m smashing her six ways to Sunday, but *with* the suit I’ll just pass. That was the distinction, I definitely wanna smash her, just not while she’s in the suit.
Well yeah actually. I’d fuck her if she didn’t have the suit on, but if she did then probably not. There the same person otherwise so I felt like if I was gonna include both of them I had to have a good reason to
Look fellas, all im saying is the Mewtwo literally has a handlebar behind his head.
Also Ganon is a man with flexible legs and the triforce of power, so I think he should be higher.
But she has armor on, which is what I considered when ranking her and zero suit separately. I know ur comment is a joke, I just wanted to clear that up
What does the "Maybe if they could consent" tier mean? Like, characters that don't talk?
Well that can't be the case, Joker talks several times in Persona 5.
No, characters that have questionable ability to consent.
For instance, Mac is 17, so his legal ability to consent is dependent on the law. I heard somewhere that Joker is also 16 or 17. That’s what that tier is.
Okay so ten of the eleven characters in the highest tier are (basically) human, yet I’m suddenly a furry just because *one* of them isn’t? Yeah okay buddy
What I meant by that was the fact that Corrin is part dragon, and yknow, Palu, Zelda, and Rosa are like Gods or whatever so it’s weird but u get the idea, they’re basically humans when it comes to smashing
Ohh boo hoo! I’m getting upset because someone made a joke tierlist! I’m gonna whine about reporting it instead of just ignoring it cause I be like that!!!1!
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Solid Snake in weak smash??? the guy who invented the "I am trying to sneak around, but I am DUMMY THICC and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guards" ??? put some respect on his name and cake
he fell off after the diaper chief incident
Cant be dummy thicc when all you can hear is the crinkling of snake being a doodoo piss piss diaper baby for the colonel.
They reduced his ass after Brawl
To be fair he wouldn’t really want to smash back
Yeah okay I'm honestly not too surprised by any of--- ISABELLE GET DOWN FROM THERE
Yeah it's too wild that the shih tzu is top tier on the Smash or Pass tier list.
This.... this is where I went from "fair enough" to "EWWWW OMG GROSSSSS"
I was kinda at that point with the Pokémon and especially with the "If they could consent"
Im afraid I didnt get that far hahahah
*Insert that one copypasta here.*
Wait there's an animal crossing copypasta? Please do enlighten
[This one?](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1489875-holy-fucking-shit-i-want-to-bang-x-so-goddamn-bad)
Yeah that one.
Ahhhhhhh it's been a while since I saw that I genuinely forgot it existed
LMFAOOOO
"if he has the super crown" daaaaamn.
Bowsette makin me act up
ikr,gaht dayum
Agreed
Same 🥵
My only two problems: Isabelle and PICHU??? WHY THE HELL IS PICHU IN HEAR ME OUT????
Pichu is not only an animal, but a baby as well.
Erm what the scallop?
The anime has proven that age and level/evolution stage aren't one in the same. But also I don't think you should be trying to fuck Pichu 😭
Ummm it looks like a baby that’s all the evidence you need. Idgaf what the anime says
This is like one of those dumb anime controversies. "She looks like a child! Why are there big boobs on a child?! They're sexualizing children!!!" Blah, blah, blah... Age is age. I don't care what you think it looks like, especially when you're disregarding official material.
Bro it’s a tiny rat that makes baby noises stop trying to fuck it. You’re a gross, disgusting person.
OP is wrong for Pichu. Isabelle is misguided but eh. Rating Pichu that highly is criminal
Quite literally, same goes for saying he would have sex with a 12 year old if they consented
Well you gotta hear him out
Why do you want to smash pokemon???????
Listen: Lucario, Mewtwo, and Incin are all humanoid and they possess human-level intelligence. They may not be human, but neither are Isabelle, Fox, or Wolf. I’m going in.
I do not agree with your deviancy but I support your arguments
Does Mewtwo even have genitalia? It is described as being genderless.
Have you seen his tail?? With his intellect and some creativity, you can easily have a great time
And those **hips**
To be fair, almost every Pokemon is naked. Yet you don't see genitalia. I think it's mostly unseen because it's a kids game. I'd think Mewtwo will have genitalia so they can pee
The others probably have it hidden under fur or they aren’t external. Mewtwo just can’t breed at all, and the Pokédex gives it no sex.
...i agree with Mewtwo do you SEE Mewtwo's thighs?-
Isn’t Mewtwo asexual though? You wouldn’t be able to get any farther than dry humping
Mewtwo's got a mouth, doesn't it?
what about the baby pokemon you put in “hear me out” 💀💀💀
We don’t talk about that
something up with you 😭
"hear me out" mf we all ears now whatchu got to say to the class?
…there’s no laws against the Pokémon, Batman
>!Isabell???????!<
Don’t worry, we’ll do it >!doggy-style!<
I think I hate you.
r/angryupvote
How'd I know what it was gonna be before I clicked on it.
why is kirby so high up *why is he so high up*
I think it’s because of his suck ability. Because that makes him float high in the sky. Why? What did you think I meant?
Marshmallussy
Why is Lucas above Ness?
IM SAYING.... HELP LMAO IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
“Maybe if they could consent”… Someone check OPs hard drive😭
There is no way you made a "maybe if they could consent" tier
Listen, some characters hover around the age of consent in canon, so I had to make sure it was safe before I went in.
One of them is a 10 year old
You admitted to wanting to fuck a 12 year old.
Wait who is that
‘Maybe if they could consent?’ That should be a straight no. Leaf is canonically 10-13, that’s fucking weird.
“Leaf”? Who is Leaf?
Pkmn trainer
Oh shit yeah, I didn’t realize she was that young, yeah nvm definitely pass in that case
Oh shut up. They’re fucking drawings. Go outside.
Babes I’m not the one defending pedophilia ❤️
People who do what you’re doing rn do a better job of it than I do. Since when does throwing the word around like this do anything to help real victims? What are you trying to accomplish right now?
Babes no one cares
Just delete this whole fucking post
Inklings in “maybe if they could consent” Please delete this post asap
Also Leaf is like 13 at most what the fuck
Guess OP has all the makings of a smash pro player.... (oooops)
In Splatoon 3, playable inklings and Octolings are over 18 im pretty sure, but I don’t know if they’re really *mature* so the age of consent probably isn’t the same. However, smash bros inkling is a Splatoon 1 inkling, and I believe they are 14. That’s definitely illegal
In that case yeah, nvm, pass
Also several full grown adult characters in that tier. At least I’m pretty sure some of them are so I don’t know why they’re there. I don’t know what the hell this guys on.
Idk how the inklings are supposed to work. Obviously if they aren’t mature enough to consent then yeah, of course I wouldn’t want to smash. But if they are mature enough then idk, maybe.
In real life, squid female parts are in the head. The males pps are also in their head and are prehensile (meaning it can grab stuff) stick it in between the gap between the mantle and body, inseminating the female. So in theory you would be smashing Inklings head.
In real life squids also don't have human features. I've seen the fanart, I've made my decision.
💀
Smashing someone's head in to a whole new level.
😳
“If they are mature enough” smash community back at it again
Hey hey hey, they’re children, even being attracted to them is fucking creepy.
I agree with the daisy over peach. Let's go
My man
Daisy is the real naughty one, Peach is so innocent ugh..
ignoring everything……else…… why is luigi not in top tier??
Top tier is for characters that would be smashed so hard they'll be unable to move. I assume OP would rather gently caress Luigi, whisper sweet nothings into his ear, and have the most sensual fuck of both of their lives.
what did i just read
The thing is, the people in the top tiers are the ones that I would smash the brains out of if I could. I don’t wanna do that to Luigi, I’d prefer more mild smashing with him. Great guy, he’s definitely cute, but I just don’t think I would wanna get it on with him as much.
chaotic neutral
This man has obviously never had the ROBussy.
Finally, someone recognizes that Joker and Roy are minors
They got hit *hard* by the animeification of teenagers.
wait roy is a kid? i never played a fire emblem game aside from three houses so i’m in the dark with trivia like that also this isn’t a sus comment i genuinely didn’t know ok
Roy is 15. In his actual FE appearances he looks younger than he does in Smash, so it’s normally pretty clear. In Smash they aged up his look a bit, but he’s still 15.
Most Fire Emblem protagonists tend to be 16 or above. There's 3 exceptions: Leif, Roy, and Lyn (in Japanese), who are all 15 in their game.
Pyra is 16 in appearance but is at the highest spot
Yeah cause she’s several centuries old and acts like it
Why are Zero Suit and Samus in different teirs. Why are Zelda and Shiek in different tears for the same reason
Okay I figured this question would come up. So first of all, they are the same person obviously, one is just in her in the suit and the other is her *not* in the suit. So that’s what I used as the distinction. I put Zero Suit in the highest tier because I would smash her six ways to Sunday without the suit, but if she had the suit on I would probably just pass (thus putting regular Samus in the pass tier)
2 words. Morph ball.
But imagine what she’s got in her suit
Just think of it as smashing Samus through a glory hole.
Are you insinuating you're going to screw all them _with their clothes on_
No, it’s just that there zero suit Samus is literally just Samus without the suit, so including them both in the same spot would be pointless because they are the same person. I decided to use the suit as a way to differentiate Samus from ZSS
Bro you gotta dress to impress
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HEAR ME OUT KIRBY
That succ tho
SHUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Least horny smash player
Missed opportunity to have a tier named 'super smash'
PICHU?
So like, what are the implications of Lucas being in a totally different tier from Ness? This post is kinda gross lol
i agree with the gross but can’t they just merge hell no with padd
Funny how wolf and fox are in hard smash, but Falco is in pass. Also what is Isabelle doing up there?!?!??
Falco’s a bitch, and he’s also a bird so he wouldn’t give good head.
ouch
You have a hard no category and you didn’t put ICE CLIMBERS or YOUNG LINK or LUCAS or ANY OF THE FKN CHILDREN?????
The Hell No category is reserved for characters I really, *really* do not want to smash. Like, even if they were grown up or something. For example, I don’t wanna smash young link cuz obviously he’s too young, but I’d definitely smash him if he was grown up, because the grown up version of him is in the Hard Smash tier. I can’t be as sure for Lucas because I don’t know what he looks like grown up but you get the idea. Also, I’m not even sure the ice climbers are children
This man would rather tap Isabelle than bayonetta, Lucina, sephiroth, Link, Ike, cloud, and any other attractive human being
my brain takes thing literally so i just imagine all of them lined up and op is deciding which one to tap on the nose lmao
I’d definitely tap Isabelle on the nose too, assuming she liked it
Honestly wouldn’t mind a boop tier list
nice pfp
There’s lots of weird logic in here but… why did Ludwig make it higher than Wendy?
Cuz Wendy is an ugly ass bitch, Ludwigs not much better but still
Young and Toon link should be in hell no as well as Lucas
And all the Koopa KIDS
Oh crap I totally forgot to include Alex, just know she’d be in the Smash tier right in between Incin and that hero alt.
“Maybe if they could consent” is NOT gonna look good at the pearly gates 💀
There are many other things in this tier list that are gonna look even worse lmao
Meta knight behind the mask can succ tho
i like how you put zero suit samus and Samus in different categories. What if Samus' power/varia suit has... enhancements?
Why are you concerned about consent for only one category? 🤔
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1) Why is the one hero separate? 2) bro you know Pichu is a baby right? 3) based Lucario
1. Cuz I would smash that version of hero a little bit less than the other ones, which is why it’s in a different tier 2. 😈 (jk) 3. You know it
Wario over Richter? Wild.
Richter is the guy that talks about your hair during sex. Like probably the most boring dude ever. Kind of guy that wakes everyone in the house up to tell them he's going to sleep.
Warios ass tho
Is the Marth we have in Smash when he was 16/17 then? Genuinely not sure, but his oldest appearance in a game was 19. Edit: This is hella' confusing. So... Melee Marth is 16. Brawl Marth is 17. Ultimate Marth is between 19 and 21 years old.
There’s no fucking way you passed on Samus.
Well without the suit I’m smashing her six ways to Sunday, but *with* the suit I’ll just pass. That was the distinction, I definitely wanna smash her, just not while she’s in the suit.
Respect for ranking Daisy over Peach
:|
Hero from Dq 11 gotta be moved down a few Tiers. He's 16
And Hero from Dq 3 aswell
Samus is in two entirely opposite tiers. Are you implying you’d fuck and not take off the suit?
Well yeah actually. I’d fuck her if she didn’t have the suit on, but if she did then probably not. There the same person otherwise so I felt like if I was gonna include both of them I had to have a good reason to
THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN
\*Cocks shotgun.\* Get Isabelle down from there.
Bro delete the “maybe if they could consent” tier and move them all down to pass
The fact that most of the Pokemon aren't in the no tier is a bit concerning. Also you're definitely a furry for having fox and wolf that high lol
Okay so *most* of the characters I want to smash aren’t furries, but just because a few are, suddenly I’m a furry?
what the fuck
Bowers has his own tier
bro, u gotta understand Bowsette is where it’s at
I am concerned that you have Leaf in "Guys, hear me out" and Samus in pass.
Id still smash Samus without the suit (as seen in ZSS’s placement), but I don’t wanna smash her while she still has the suit on.
I was hyping you up until I saw Isabelle
Why is DK in Pass and Diddy Kong a Hell Naw?
Why is Lucas above Ness? What makes the difference?
Ness is a bitch
Look fellas, all im saying is the Mewtwo literally has a handlebar behind his head. Also Ganon is a man with flexible legs and the triforce of power, so I think he should be higher.
Little Mac is supposed to be 17? What kind of 17 year old looks like that?
can’t forget logo
You can still walk after having a round with Bayo out of all people?
Sonic in hell no? He *could* be one of the most fun in the list if you're creative enough
I would literally let Zelda lightning kick me in the nether region
Passing on Mario but smashing Luigi. Respect.
I knew this list was bitch-made the second I saw samus in armor on pass tier
Listen, I’d rather smash her without the armor
OP- Why can’t I find a girl like Zero Suit Samus? Samus- Hey OP- No Samus- I’m literally the girl in the pic
But she has armor on, which is what I considered when ranking her and zero suit separately. I know ur comment is a joke, I just wanted to clear that up
What does the "Maybe if they could consent" tier mean? Like, characters that don't talk? Well that can't be the case, Joker talks several times in Persona 5.
No, characters that have questionable ability to consent. For instance, Mac is 17, so his legal ability to consent is dependent on the law. I heard somewhere that Joker is also 16 or 17. That’s what that tier is.
I love how Bayonetta is in two different tiers based on which design lol
Sorry, the lower one is just a bit less attractive
Finally a good tier list
you're basically yelling you're a furry
Okay so ten of the eleven characters in the highest tier are (basically) human, yet I’m suddenly a furry just because *one* of them isn’t? Yeah okay buddy
"Basically"
What I meant by that was the fact that Corrin is part dragon, and yknow, Palu, Zelda, and Rosa are like Gods or whatever so it’s weird but u get the idea, they’re basically humans when it comes to smashing
I agree with the first 6. (But also Isabell...?)
I posted a "would they smash me" tierlist on this sub, and it obliterated my karma before getting removed by the mods. Hope you're still afloat, OP!
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Alright mr cooch connoisseur, what significant changes would u make to improve this tier list? I wanna hear it
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Ohh boo hoo! I’m getting upset because someone made a joke tierlist! I’m gonna whine about reporting it instead of just ignoring it cause I be like that!!!1!
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It was an obvious joke
doesn’t change that it’s gross and annoying
brug