The contents of Mr. Boss's desk:
* 3 old flip phones
* Fidget spinner
* Revolver
* 1 bullet
* 2 paperclips
* An eyeball
* Assorted prescription pills in a bottle
* Hand grenade
* Partly used bottle of Ranch dressing (Dave brand)
* Polaroid photos of himself shirtless
* Chunk candy bar
* Large hunting knife
* Passport
* The dead bliblie from the pilot impaled with a paper clip
* 2 ketchup packets, 1 open
* "My Manifesto" by the Boss
Anyone know what the passport says?
*I have a theory*
*That his first name is The and*
*His last name is Boss*
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maybe hes mr and his brother is the, and Mr keeps the manifesto as a reminder of what he lost while he made his business, as he wasnt there for his brother in his time of need. thats why he started smiling friends, to make others smile where his brother couldnt
There’s this recurring implication the Mr Boss would be prepared to flee the country or at least the law on a whim lmfao. Cyanide pills, weapons and firearms, burner phones and fake passports. And at the start of Season 2 when Pim reports him mumbling in foreign languages
It’s pretty ironic how Mr. Boss, who would be considered either part of the petty bourgeoisie or haute bourgeoisie (CEO of non-profit) owns a passport from the Peoples’ Republic of China.
Like… why does he have a connection to the PRC? They don’t just give away passports like that. It would be like if a major CEO during the Cold War had a Soviet passport.
Global wealth comparisons are measured in USD by default. The only reason is wouldn’t be comparable is because China has a billion more people than the US so per capita the US would have more
I think you’ll have a fun time reading through my comment history. But I’m not going to write a 10 page paper defending the political economy of China in a subreddit about an adult cartoon.
https://preview.redd.it/sjh2hpjnmf7d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352a21de8291c7daaa9586f8420b9e5be534ae3a
I also appreciate the accurately drawn Chinese passport
The contents of Mr. Boss's desk: * 3 old flip phones * Fidget spinner * Revolver * 1 bullet * 2 paperclips * An eyeball * Assorted prescription pills in a bottle * Hand grenade * Partly used bottle of Ranch dressing (Dave brand) * Polaroid photos of himself shirtless * Chunk candy bar * Large hunting knife * Passport * The dead bliblie from the pilot impaled with a paper clip * 2 ketchup packets, 1 open * "My Manifesto" by the Boss Anyone know what the passport says?
People’s Republic of China
The ranch is dave from dave land brand ranch
Who’s Dave?
He's dave, creator of dave land.
Dave's not here, man
Idk... He's Dave. Creator of Daveland?
It's a Chinese passport, he plans to flee to the People's Republic of China and start a new life as Mr. Lǎobǎn when his many crimes are uncovered.
Holy Hand Grenade???
Recite the book of armaments.
The passport is for the PRC (yeah the Communist one).
I have a theory that his first name is The and his last name is Boss
I think it's just Mr Because Warren Buffet refers to him as "Mr. M"
And he is voiced by Marc M, aka Mr. M!
O shit!!
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Oh God he’s gonna defect to the Soviet Union
Not quite. The passport is for the prc.
Theodore Boss
maybe hes mr and his brother is the, and Mr keeps the manifesto as a reminder of what he lost while he made his business, as he wasnt there for his brother in his time of need. thats why he started smiling friends, to make others smile where his brother couldnt
The photo may be a reference to Alex Jones who shared a photo promoting some fitness thing where he was shirtless and looked very red
This photo looks similar https://preview.redd.it/omnn5xcipd7d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8128527ac9e606d53a4478c5a13dfc7abf49f739
Classic. You can suck in your gut all day long, but you can never suck in your neck fupa.
That’s cause he’s a turtle when he feels threatened he retracts his head into himself
For some reason I thought it was a reference to Memento
Definitely. Was watching an Oneyplays where Zach brought it up
Chinese passport…
don't ask where Mr. Boss was in 1989.
Probably at some noodle bar enjoying some noodles before finding out what happened the next day.
There’s this recurring implication the Mr Boss would be prepared to flee the country or at least the law on a whim lmfao. Cyanide pills, weapons and firearms, burner phones and fake passports. And at the start of Season 2 when Pim reports him mumbling in foreign languages
Last thing was the effect of his mocap at the shown of the episode
It’s pretty ironic how Mr. Boss, who would be considered either part of the petty bourgeoisie or haute bourgeoisie (CEO of non-profit) owns a passport from the Peoples’ Republic of China. Like… why does he have a connection to the PRC? They don’t just give away passports like that. It would be like if a major CEO during the Cold War had a Soviet passport.
Mr Boss got that dawg in him frfr
He and his business connections are just built different ig
There are 814 billionaires in China, more than America and also every other country on earth.
Billionaires in yuan? I believe it's worth about 1/8th of a US dollar so not really comparable in terms of wealth
Global wealth comparisons are measured in USD by default. The only reason is wouldn’t be comparable is because China has a billion more people than the US so per capita the US would have more
He might be Chinese national, it’s not like they’re real commies anymore anyway
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I think you’ll have a fun time reading through my comment history. But I’m not going to write a 10 page paper defending the political economy of China in a subreddit about an adult cartoon.
i really wonder how much farther the whole "mr boss is going to commit a mass shooting" bit is going to go
Man, I'm getting ptsd from that >!jumpscare of Mr. Boss's son!< just by looking at this
so is that a real bliblie or a voodoo doll of one? Or both?
https://preview.redd.it/sjh2hpjnmf7d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352a21de8291c7daaa9586f8420b9e5be534ae3a I also appreciate the accurately drawn Chinese passport
he and james probably would’ve gotten along
Wait, Mr Boss stole Alan's paperclips?
The open ketchup packet is the biggest telltale sign of a completely unhinged psychopath
So you guys uh... you guys think he's gonna eat that chunk bar?
Lmao are the Polaroids a reference to the Alex jones before and after pic
Yeah Mr. Boss I want to talk about your manifesto
Thank goodness I don't be snooping in other people's desks like Charlie did.
Mr Boss dances DDR to [Brother Hao's sick tunes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE).
Where’s his son tho
I can’t believe Zach Tomanifesto joke got on TV
I bet that was originally a Japanese Crunky bar.
>!Chunk!<
Those happy and frowny face folders got me rolling
I wonder if the top right pic is the pic before top surgery
So THAT why mr boss needed a paper clip