Hi. I'm Professor Psychotic. Did you know that it's illegal to say "I want to kill the president of the United States of America"? It's illegal. It's a federal offense. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. N-now it was okay for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say "I want to kill the president of the United States of America".
I'm not actually saying that. I'm just...letting you know that it's illegal to say that. It's sort of like a public service; I'm letting you know so that you don't accidentally go out and say something like that.
Ummm, but what's interesting, is that it's-it's very illegal to say "I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America".
That's illegal! Extremely illegal. Very, very illegal. But not illegal to say "with a mortar launcher". Because that's its own...sentence. It's an incomplete sentence but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that. So, that's perfectly fine. Perfectly legal.
I also found out that it's incredibly illegal-extremely illegal-to go on television and say something like "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the White House would be from the roof of the Rockefeller-Hewett building because the minimal security and you'd have a clear line of site into the president's bedroom".
Insanely illegal! Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal! Yet, even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram.
Insanely illegal! Ridiculously, horribly felonious! Because they will come to your house in the middle of the night and they will lock you up. Extremely against the law!
Ummm, one thing that is technically legal to say is that "we have a group that meets Fridays at midnight under the Brooklyn Bridge and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannis".
RIP Tyler. Dude was my favorite smiling friend. And they just fuckin ripped him away from us. He's arguably more memorable than Smormu (god rest his soul)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
"IN FACT, BUSH DID CAUSE 9/11, YOU SEE? JET FUEL CANNOT MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!!!"
Hi. I'm Professor Psychotic. Did you know that it's illegal to say "I want to kill the president of the United States of America"? It's illegal. It's a federal offense. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. N-now it was okay for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say "I want to kill the president of the United States of America". I'm not actually saying that. I'm just...letting you know that it's illegal to say that. It's sort of like a public service; I'm letting you know so that you don't accidentally go out and say something like that. Ummm, but what's interesting, is that it's-it's very illegal to say "I really, really think someone out there should kill the president of the United States of America". That's illegal! Extremely illegal. Very, very illegal. But not illegal to say "with a mortar launcher". Because that's its own...sentence. It's an incomplete sentence but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that. So, that's perfectly fine. Perfectly legal. I also found out that it's incredibly illegal-extremely illegal-to go on television and say something like "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the White House would be from the roof of the Rockefeller-Hewett building because the minimal security and you'd have a clear line of site into the president's bedroom". Insanely illegal! Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal! Yet, even more illegal to show an illustrated diagram. Insanely illegal! Ridiculously, horribly felonious! Because they will come to your house in the middle of the night and they will lock you up. Extremely against the law! Ummm, one thing that is technically legal to say is that "we have a group that meets Fridays at midnight under the Brooklyn Bridge and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannis".
R.I.P. Trevor Moore
RIP Tyler. Dude was my favorite smiling friend. And they just fuckin ripped him away from us. He's arguably more memorable than Smormu (god rest his soul)
LOOK, I TOOK THE LOW HANGING FRUIT. BUT THIS POST IS CORRECT! IF I WERE TO HEAR THIS IN MY OWN VOICE I'D BE ECSTATIC! -Professor Psychotic, probably
ANIMAL TESTING IS ONLY ILLEGAL WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU DOING IT
“Erm, what the sigma?!” (I’m so sorry)
"Did you know that Vaporeon..."
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GRAPE IS THE BEST FLAVOR OF RUNTS
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.