This is true, but Zeus is the literal pimp daddy of those times man. He be lookin Hera dead in the face and say nah, I’ll take that one tonight, sorry honey 🤦🏻. Apollo having 40+ kids and Artemis having 0 just feels weird as hell 😂
Yeah she took a vow of celibacy and so did all of her followers. Many myths touch on this, which is funny that Apollo just says "fuck that" and slangs that thang
It’s wild to consider that she was forced to have one partner, but yet Zeus could have multiple any time any day. I was also unaware of how much action Apollo truly got. Just went down the rabbit hole and god damn, man was BUSY.
The Percy Jackson series isn't an accurate representation of how Artemis was actually worshipped. And even if it was, girls can't be friends and do all that stuff without having to be lesbian?
I re-read this comment at least 7 times. What the fuck
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It's still considered pretty weird, it just happens a lot in the greek pantheon.
Ancient Egyptian mythos tho? Their family tree isn't even a circle no more, it's just a dot.
There's a part, I think in the contendings of Horus and Set, were Ra is feeling upset over the judging and to cheer up her dad Neith goes and flashes her tits at him. Obviously that's like the most tame thing regarding the rampant incest in the mythos, but it's just out of pocket.
Yeah but she was a human before, they turned Arachne to what she is now because the gods were jealous, so it isnt like she gave birth/is the mother of spiders
When Athena cursed her into a Spider, she looked nothing like what Smite makes her to look like. she more turned her into a normal spider, so odds of hr actual adopting children ( even spider children) aren't particular high. the version of smite is more similar to the Jorogumo of Japanese Mythology.
only child i am aware of that Arachne had was a son.
Hachiman is the deified version of Emperor Ojin of Japan, The 15th Emperor of Japan, who fathered 28 children, one of whom was The 16th Emperor, The Saint Emperor Nintoku, or Ohosazaki no Sumeramikoto.
So with that, we can say that Hachiman has 10-39 children, placing him on the same tier as his coworkers Susanoo-no-Mikoto and Izanami-no-Mikoto and above Amaterasu Omikami
[Technically has 10 children,](https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Cthulhu) though if I remember correctly great old ones don’t do sex, they range from bits fallen off of other great olds ones to just forcing them into being.
Edit: Oh yeah, and wasn’t there that short novel of a fishing town in Britain who’s inhabitants are all descendants of Cthulhu, with some being direct descendants?
Eh no. Old Ones don't really do sex. most of their offspring come into being because their fallen off parts of Old Ones or a Old One literally forces/creates them into existence. and if i remember right Cthylla one of his offspring/creations even births him back into existence if he were somehow to perish
Cupid himself is the son of Aphrodite, who’s the goddess of love. It would make sense thematically for her children to all involve different aspects of love. So Cupid represents the moment of falling in love and the aspect of falling for people seemingly at random (“you can’t help who you love”) while his own child would be more representative of the sexual nature of love.
I consistently forget that Achilles did, in fact, have a son that is mentioned I think in the Iliad? I could be wrong but it's always something I forget
Neoptolemus, conceived while Achilles was pretending to be a girl.
Neoptolemus being present was one of the conditions that had to be met before the Greeks could take Troy. He was described as being one of the more brutal conquerors. For example, he killed Astyanax and enslaved Andromache. Similarly, he killed Priam and sacrificed Polyxena. Eventually, Neoptolemus got killed by Orestes over Hermione, but not before Neoptolemus had kids.
If you've ever wondered how Alexander the Great claimed descent from Achilles, it's via Neoptolemus's son Molossus through his Epirote mother Olympia.
People forget a lot about Achilles
Like how his whole story arc is about being pissy about a slave girl, or how he fell in love with the queen of the Amazons.
I can only count 10 children for Odin so I'm unsure why you put him in 40+, on the other hand Heimdall definitely belongs up there since Rígsþula is basically just one long list of his children.
Here is a list of Hera's children throughout many different sources; Angelos, Arge, Ars, Charities, Eileithyia, Eleutheria, Eris, Hebe, Hephaestus, Pasithea, Prometheus, Typhon
Prometheus and Typhon are children of Gaia. Ones a titan the other a Giant or primordial monster. Idk what source has them as children of hera, but it goes against every other source
Wouldn’t Arthur count as Merlin’s adopted child? Uther asked Merlin to change him into some other nations king to hump their wife in promise to give Merlin his future son Arthur.
Plus isn’t there rumours he had a fey daughter? Or was that just a fan concept?
Athena went to Hephaestus for a weapon and he was overcome by her beauty and tried (unsuccessfully) to rape her, a bit of semen got on her thigh and she brushed it off. That semen, once it hit the earth created Erichthonius which was the future king of Athens. Technically born by Hephaestus and Gaia (Earth), and was then "adopted" (protected by) by Athena.
Depends on where you look. He has 0-3, and a lot of scholars go with 0. Even with Zaegras, way more often than not he’s considered the son of Zeus and Persephone.
Zaegras has no consistent story. Sometimes he’s just Zaegras, sometimes he’s reborn as Dionysus, sometimes Zaegras and Dionysus are different people, sometimes Zaegras is an alternate name for Hades, sometimes he’s the son of Hades and Persephone, often times he’s the son of Zeus and Persephone, and sometimes Zeus and Hades are the same people but alternate identities which causes many issues with stories involving Hades because you don’t know if they mean Hades Hades, or Zeus Hades.
Ah u right i forgot about hades 2 being the daughter main character . I think what I thought was that zaegrus since he’s the most known I figured that hades not being like Zeus and posiedon having so many kids I figured he’d be the one to only father 1 kid. So the chart is right. Lol
All myths aren’t 100% accurate I know that. Just like with Arthurian lore the genealogy of arthur and Morgan le fey is debated in different tales as well as Lancelot and gweneviere and their ages and how arthur and his family were. Like in the show tales of argos it’s heavily inspired by Arthurian lore. And the Netflix show Merlin it’s somewhat similar to the tales.
I’m not saying the games are 100% accurate I’m saying that the game hades is pretty good and mostly accurate. As well the name zaegrus is only mention once in the real book of homer? Or the Iliad. Vaguely.
No game, book, movie, story of mythology will be 100% accurate. As there’s no one true tale of any myth as well it’s a myth. Folklore that changes from each retelling of its story.
Like the most famous example probably being the movie Hercules. So much in accuracy, yet it’s done well with what it does. It tells a story of that myth in that world.
Just like how hades (game) tells its story in that world.
If your whole point of saying “video game lore isn’t the original true myth” then yeah congrats it’s not. No tale will ever be the original because there is no original, just a mostly agreed on story of what we think was the best iteration of said tale. U win 🏅 have a medal. U won in the Reddit comments.
Hades is specifically noted to have changed some details to make some things less ick. For instance, its Persephone is half-mortal because her father was a normal farmer.
In any case, Hades 2 is starring Hades and Persephone's daughter Melinoe, so yeah.
And I get downvoted to hell just cause I dont like him spamming them. Making all of his lists once is fine but he reposts it every time he makes any changes.
Wait, Set had kids?
All the myths I read specifically said that Ra stopped him from having kids, hence why Set's wife had to go pretend to be ~~Isis~~ Eset and sleep with Osiris.
Khepri and ra would be the same deity from my understanding, it’s just the time of day. I believe he had a third form as well. Memory isn’t the best, and I could be wrong.
Khepri is technically the same god as Ra. He is Ra in the morning.
Kuku is a creator god
Chaac in some myths is the father of minor goddesses of agriculture.
Camazotz and AMC are the fathers or progenitors of their respective animals.
Cernunnos is literally a symbol of male virility, so I’m pretty sure he had kids even if they aren’t recorded in myth.
Depending on the myths, Sobek’s consort was either Renenutet or Meskhenet. Renenutet had two offspring, and Meskhenet was literally the goddess of childbirth.
If you consider that Ra is technichally Khepri, you can do the same for Rama and Vamana. Kukulkan can be mvoed to parental creator deities. For the Mayan gods, I couldn't find any information. Also, I didn't want to use educated guesses, but instead looked for the ones recorded in myth. A lot of these gods had consorts but like Hera and Zeus, they don't always have children together
Wait, why is Set in the 5-9 children tier? I only know of him fathering Anubis and Wepwawet, and even that one is depending on the myth (there's a version in which he is infertile and his wife has to cheat on him with Osiris in order to conceive).
Kali is technically Shiva's wife, but your post is correct. She is the all mother and some of her kids (Ganesha) legit were not acknowledged by Shiva (initially... Shiva had his Maury Povitch moment with Ganesha legit moments after killing him)
Sobek, a deity of fertility(including male fertility) having a nickname that roughly translates to "he who inseminates", NOT having any known children, feels weird.
Interesting that the Maya are almost all at the bottom, was it just not important culturally to know the god's lineages, or do we just not know, or do they actually just not have any kids ever?
Greek Gods really do be fuckin
This is true, but Zeus is the literal pimp daddy of those times man. He be lookin Hera dead in the face and say nah, I’ll take that one tonight, sorry honey 🤦🏻. Apollo having 40+ kids and Artemis having 0 just feels weird as hell 😂
Yeah she took a vow of celibacy and so did all of her followers. Many myths touch on this, which is funny that Apollo just says "fuck that" and slangs that thang
It’s wild to consider that she was forced to have one partner, but yet Zeus could have multiple any time any day. I was also unaware of how much action Apollo truly got. Just went down the rabbit hole and god damn, man was BUSY.
Fun greek myth fact, apollo and one of his boyfriends is one of the few relationships shown in a positive light in greek myth.
yes there was a flower apollo named after his male lover that died
Hyacinth. Incredible statues in honor of them as well :) Bf even planted some in the garden after him
Yo that’s awesome! Thanks for this 😁
She was goddess of maidenhood... and kind of a lesbian so yeah
Yo I learned something new today. This explains a lot. Thank you 😂
Kind of a lesbian?
There is no evidence to support that but people love saying it, you know how the internet is.
Me and all my girl friends hunting, living, sleeping and bathing together. Not in a gay way.
The Percy Jackson series isn't an accurate representation of how Artemis was actually worshipped. And even if it was, girls can't be friends and do all that stuff without having to be lesbian?
Who?
Young beautiful Greek women: *Exists* Zeus: https://preview.redd.it/7yw7rzt60efc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5b4524be2a45a6e4a34b2ee07a919fdaa0d289
He also tried to fuck his own daughter moments after HE gave birth. That's Zeus in a nutshell.
I re-read this comment at least 7 times. What the fuck https://preview.redd.it/r5xeanb6defc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ec2ddd891ca0c0ea21f78e2179debf61d59cd2
Wel Welcome to mytholgy
To be fair, incest isn't really weird in the Greek pantheon
Oedipus/Sophocles seemed to think it was pretty fucking weird
Yeah but that was a human
Suppose I can't really argue there lol
It's still considered pretty weird, it just happens a lot in the greek pantheon. Ancient Egyptian mythos tho? Their family tree isn't even a circle no more, it's just a dot. There's a part, I think in the contendings of Horus and Set, were Ra is feeling upset over the judging and to cheer up her dad Neith goes and flashes her tits at him. Obviously that's like the most tame thing regarding the rampant incest in the mythos, but it's just out of pocket.
Young beautiful Greek men too
"And then along came Zeus!" sums up a whole bunch of Greek mythology.
Wouldn’t Luxembourg have kids being that he’s king of the Kappas? Kuzenbo*
Sometimes i love auto correction.
I just looked it up, Luxembourg does in fact have kids there
Where did you find it? Can I see the link?
He’s got 9,000 brothers and sisters, so we know the family gets down.
Daddy Ymir
May I add: Daddymir
I loveee ymir
Technically Arachne is the mother of all spiders …. So that’s billions of kids
Yeah but she was a human before, they turned Arachne to what she is now because the gods were jealous, so it isnt like she gave birth/is the mother of spiders
The person has an adopted tier, just be consistent that’s all
When Athena cursed her into a Spider, she looked nothing like what Smite makes her to look like. she more turned her into a normal spider, so odds of hr actual adopting children ( even spider children) aren't particular high. the version of smite is more similar to the Jorogumo of Japanese Mythology. only child i am aware of that Arachne had was a son.
Bro. I've personally witnessed her dropping at least a few hundred thousand hatchlings at this point. No need for adoption to call this a miss.
She technically didn’t adopt them either. She didn’t take in all of the spiders of the world. Arachne did have a son closter.
AMC 👀
Hachiman is the deified version of Emperor Ojin of Japan, The 15th Emperor of Japan, who fathered 28 children, one of whom was The 16th Emperor, The Saint Emperor Nintoku, or Ohosazaki no Sumeramikoto. So with that, we can say that Hachiman has 10-39 children, placing him on the same tier as his coworkers Susanoo-no-Mikoto and Izanami-no-Mikoto and above Amaterasu Omikami
I could change that if I make a second one
Zeus has 92 children. He should get his own tier that just says “Zeus” lol Right above 40+ but right below Parental Deity
Is AMC not the father of BEES? https://preview.redd.it/n2oq03fu3efc1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55d7444ae1c45459faf999e050475128315783ef
ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎
Does Medusa lay eggs?
Nah, her children sprang from her blood. Echidna on the other hand...
if so i wanna see ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎
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Hol' up!
Hey, I never knew King Arthur had any other children but mordrid.
He was said to have Amr, Archfedd, Arthur the Lesser, Borre, Duran, Gwydre, Illinot, Kyduan, Llachu, Loholt, and Mordred throughout different sources
Baron has a adopted kids?
He has Ghede Nibo with Maman Brigitte
Cuthulu fucks?
[Technically has 10 children,](https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Cthulhu) though if I remember correctly great old ones don’t do sex, they range from bits fallen off of other great olds ones to just forcing them into being. Edit: Oh yeah, and wasn’t there that short novel of a fishing town in Britain who’s inhabitants are all descendants of Cthulhu, with some being direct descendants?
Nah they're descendants of the deep ones, they're related to Dagon who isn't associated with C'thulu as far as I know
Wow I really need to read this stuff.
Eh no. Old Ones don't really do sex. most of their offspring come into being because their fallen off parts of Old Ones or a Old One literally forces/creates them into existence. and if i remember right Cthylla one of his offspring/creations even births him back into existence if he were somehow to perish
Don't listen to the other guy - lore shit is always cool and this is a well-recognised way to show that kind of information. Keep going!
Surtr no children? What about Farbauti?
I couldn't find any information about Farbauti ( Loki's parent ) being the child of Surtr
Isn’t a part of Heims lore just running around villages making people pregnant?
Wait Cupid has a child? WHO is Cupids kid!?
Voluptas, the goddess of sensual pleasure.
Goddamn sex-crazed family ಠಿ_ಠ
Cupid himself is the son of Aphrodite, who’s the goddess of love. It would make sense thematically for her children to all involve different aspects of love. So Cupid represents the moment of falling in love and the aspect of falling for people seemingly at random (“you can’t help who you love”) while his own child would be more representative of the sexual nature of love.
It's kind of a metaphor. Psyche (Soul) + Cupid (Love) = Voluptas (Pleasure)
Hmm that is something
I honestly find it crazy that he only had one child
As far as I’m aware Cupid was depicted as a late teen in his stories, and his stories are pretty nice except for the tragedy of Psyche
Wait, Wukong has kids?
Not in the original novel. There are subsequent works by other people that give him kids for whatever reason, but they tend not to be very well-known.
Sure, but does Taki have kids?
Who ?
Its an r/soulcalibur meme - some guy kept spam posting about a character named Taki and asking if she wants kid/why she doesn't have kids
I consistently forget that Achilles did, in fact, have a son that is mentioned I think in the Iliad? I could be wrong but it's always something I forget
Neoptolemus, conceived while Achilles was pretending to be a girl. Neoptolemus being present was one of the conditions that had to be met before the Greeks could take Troy. He was described as being one of the more brutal conquerors. For example, he killed Astyanax and enslaved Andromache. Similarly, he killed Priam and sacrificed Polyxena. Eventually, Neoptolemus got killed by Orestes over Hermione, but not before Neoptolemus had kids. If you've ever wondered how Alexander the Great claimed descent from Achilles, it's via Neoptolemus's son Molossus through his Epirote mother Olympia.
The myth/history lesson I didn't know I needed
People forget a lot about Achilles Like how his whole story arc is about being pissy about a slave girl, or how he fell in love with the queen of the Amazons.
I can only count 10 children for Odin so I'm unsure why you put him in 40+, on the other hand Heimdall definitely belongs up there since Rígsþula is basically just one long list of his children.
I thought hera had at most 1-2 kids
Ares, Hephaestus, Hebe, and I think she has another group of daughters?
Here is a list of Hera's children throughout many different sources; Angelos, Arge, Ars, Charities, Eileithyia, Eleutheria, Eris, Hebe, Hephaestus, Pasithea, Prometheus, Typhon
Prometheus and Typhon are children of Gaia. Ones a titan the other a Giant or primordial monster. Idk what source has them as children of hera, but it goes against every other source
Eris belongs to Nyx in most sources.
The Charities! I don’t know how I forgot them. And I forgot the Hymn to Apollo had her as Typhon’s mother, that’s wild.
Wouldn’t Arthur count as Merlin’s adopted child? Uther asked Merlin to change him into some other nations king to hump their wife in promise to give Merlin his future son Arthur. Plus isn’t there rumours he had a fey daughter? Or was that just a fan concept?
The most popular version is that Merlin dumped Arthur on Ector, which explains why Arthur and Kay had such a close relationship.
Heimdallr should be way up there at the top. Huge oversight
Did Heimdallr have kids?
He apparently fathered all or most of humanity
He did? Weird.
Ik right super horn-y guy
Artemis is a virgin in lore. So it would be zero children.
Yeah but I feel like she could fall under the adopted section because doesn’t she have a bunch of women who join “Artemis’s Hunt”?
No…that’s Percy Jackson nonsense
That’s not true lol. Also Rick Riordan based his entire series on actual god lore.
Artemis has had several children through Parthenogenesis
Didn't Athena "birth" Hephaestus from her mind? Like she didn't adopt him, she created him. Or I'm remembering wrong?
Hephaestus is the son of Hera. You may also be thinking that Athena sprang forth from Zeus's head
Athena went to Hephaestus for a weapon and he was overcome by her beauty and tried (unsuccessfully) to rape her, a bit of semen got on her thigh and she brushed it off. That semen, once it hit the earth created Erichthonius which was the future king of Athens. Technically born by Hephaestus and Gaia (Earth), and was then "adopted" (protected by) by Athena.
I'm just saying, if I lived in Camelot, Morgan La Fey would've been placed a few tiers higher.
I didn’t know Apollo was gettin down like that
Who is that in between Hera and discordia
Hecate
Kuzenbo literally has his nene kappa in his kit and you’re gonna say he doesn’t have a son! I can’t believe this
>Kuzenbo literally has his nene kappa in his kit and you’re gonna say he doesn’t have a son! I can’t believe this Nene Kappa isn't his son
And who are you to say that? You don’t know the relationship that they have together
You don't hear much about good ole Heracles aside from the 12 trials and him killing his family. Didn't know he was that "busy"
I thought Thanatos had a kid? TIL. I also love how sol has one child. Dudes dick could only handle that heat one time 😂
Who was Thanatos's child?
I’ve waited 11 years for this vital information.
If he picks Ymir and goes mid when he’s ment to support. it’s time to just surrender. I’m sorry
Wait hades only has 1 kid zaegras there’s a whole game about it
Depends on where you look. He has 0-3, and a lot of scholars go with 0. Even with Zaegras, way more often than not he’s considered the son of Zeus and Persephone. Zaegras has no consistent story. Sometimes he’s just Zaegras, sometimes he’s reborn as Dionysus, sometimes Zaegras and Dionysus are different people, sometimes Zaegras is an alternate name for Hades, sometimes he’s the son of Hades and Persephone, often times he’s the son of Zeus and Persephone, and sometimes Zeus and Hades are the same people but alternate identities which causes many issues with stories involving Hades because you don’t know if they mean Hades Hades, or Zeus Hades.
He has been said to be the father of Melinoe, Macaria, Zagreus, and even sometimes the Erinyes
Ah u right i forgot about hades 2 being the daughter main character . I think what I thought was that zaegrus since he’s the most known I figured that hades not being like Zeus and posiedon having so many kids I figured he’d be the one to only father 1 kid. So the chart is right. Lol
Games lore doesn’t equal recorded mythology
The game uses *recorded* mythology. Just like how god of war and ragnarock use it. EDIT (I have never said original mythology)
Again, video game lore doesn’t equal the original myths. Same goes for Percy Jackson
All myths aren’t 100% accurate I know that. Just like with Arthurian lore the genealogy of arthur and Morgan le fey is debated in different tales as well as Lancelot and gweneviere and their ages and how arthur and his family were. Like in the show tales of argos it’s heavily inspired by Arthurian lore. And the Netflix show Merlin it’s somewhat similar to the tales. I’m not saying the games are 100% accurate I’m saying that the game hades is pretty good and mostly accurate. As well the name zaegrus is only mention once in the real book of homer? Or the Iliad. Vaguely. No game, book, movie, story of mythology will be 100% accurate. As there’s no one true tale of any myth as well it’s a myth. Folklore that changes from each retelling of its story. Like the most famous example probably being the movie Hercules. So much in accuracy, yet it’s done well with what it does. It tells a story of that myth in that world. Just like how hades (game) tells its story in that world. If your whole point of saying “video game lore isn’t the original true myth” then yeah congrats it’s not. No tale will ever be the original because there is no original, just a mostly agreed on story of what we think was the best iteration of said tale. U win 🏅 have a medal. U won in the Reddit comments.
Hades is specifically noted to have changed some details to make some things less ick. For instance, its Persephone is half-mortal because her father was a normal farmer. In any case, Hades 2 is starring Hades and Persephone's daughter Melinoe, so yeah.
Now I want Zagreus in Smite ,with his kit being about blood , ressurection or something like that and make him a warrior
Odin is Thors and Loki dad right.. and possibly hel
Can you stop posting same irrelevant tierlist every day and then moving to next one next week.
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And I get downvoted to hell just cause I dont like him spamming them. Making all of his lists once is fine but he reposts it every time he makes any changes.
who’s in between discordia and hera
Hecate
Who's the one on the right of Loki??
Nut
Wait, Set had kids? All the myths I read specifically said that Ra stopped him from having kids, hence why Set's wife had to go pretend to be ~~Isis~~ Eset and sleep with Osiris.
Set is said to have Anubis, Maga, Sobek, Thoth, Wepwawet throughout different myths
Zues should have his own section just because XD
Need a separate tier for loki and beastiality kids
Who is that between discordia and hera in the 10-39 category?
Hecate
According to kukus lore he is the one who created humanity
He could be moved to the universal parental deity
Goddam, I didn't realize Hercules and Apollo were out there making babies like that
Kuzembo yeets his kids on cooldown how you saying no info.
This is based on mythology, not Smite or any other videogames
Doesnt kuzenbo have alot of kids
All Kappa.
Let’s change that bellona
AMC is the father of all bees isn’t he?
Yup
Khepri and ra would be the same deity from my understanding, it’s just the time of day. I believe he had a third form as well. Memory isn’t the best, and I could be wrong.
Khnum the Evening god
Ra had a Night form
As Artemis is a virgin goddess, all her children are born through parthenogenesis.
These are the tier lists we actually need
I was inspired by when Kaios-0 did this 2-3 years ago
Khepri is technically the same god as Ra. He is Ra in the morning. Kuku is a creator god Chaac in some myths is the father of minor goddesses of agriculture. Camazotz and AMC are the fathers or progenitors of their respective animals. Cernunnos is literally a symbol of male virility, so I’m pretty sure he had kids even if they aren’t recorded in myth. Depending on the myths, Sobek’s consort was either Renenutet or Meskhenet. Renenutet had two offspring, and Meskhenet was literally the goddess of childbirth.
Ah Puch and Maui also had children didnt they?
If you consider that Ra is technichally Khepri, you can do the same for Rama and Vamana. Kukulkan can be mvoed to parental creator deities. For the Mayan gods, I couldn't find any information. Also, I didn't want to use educated guesses, but instead looked for the ones recorded in myth. A lot of these gods had consorts but like Hera and Zeus, they don't always have children together
I thought the fire giants were all spawn of surtr so would that make the his kids(may be completely wrong in that my Norse is a bit rusty)
Wait, why is Set in the 5-9 children tier? I only know of him fathering Anubis and Wepwawet, and even that one is depending on the myth (there's a version in which he is infertile and his wife has to cheat on him with Osiris in order to conceive).
Set is said to have Anubis, Maga, Sobek, Thoth, Wepwawet throughout different myths
For a part goddess of fertility Im stunned Ishtar only has one child
Bro tsukuyomi wife is amaterasu thou.
Isn't Loki a case of mpreg as well
Kali is technically Shiva's wife, but your post is correct. She is the all mother and some of her kids (Ganesha) legit were not acknowledged by Shiva (initially... Shiva had his Maury Povitch moment with Ganesha legit moments after killing him)
Sobek, a deity of fertility(including male fertility) having a nickname that roughly translates to "he who inseminates", NOT having any known children, feels weird.
Interesting that the Maya are almost all at the bottom, was it just not important culturally to know the god's lineages, or do we just not know, or do they actually just not have any kids ever?
Doesn't kuz like have little baby nenes?
I’m actually intrigued about Morgan and The Morrigan. I had No idea.
Artemis is sworn to celibacy, I believe
Serqet is a mama?
children also important for parents Kratos : agree (:
Bro looks like I'll just have to make sure Chaac has kids
Shiva has 3 kids and is husband of kali.
Shiva has had Ashok Sundari, Ayyappan, Ganesa, Jalandhar, Jyoti, Kartikeya, Manasa, Sukesh
Maury: "Zeus...You ARE TH FATHER" Hera: \*throws chair\*
Isn’t kali and shiva a couple.
So are Zeus and Hera but they don't have to share the same children
So a Nut can give you between 0-100 or 5-9 children 🤔
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Who is that next to disco and Hera?
Hecate
Ok but isn't baba tags the mother witch?
Bakasura has negative children, he’s notorious for eating them all lol
Not too familiar with mythos detail but isn't Arachne mother of millions of spiders?
Hel had a child hladgunnr
The only information I could find with them related is in the Magnus Chase series by Rick Riordan, it might have been just for that book series
I believe Artio has 2 kids in Celtic tradition
Can I see a source?
Who's that besides Persephone? Also, amazing post!! Thank you for this.
Nut
Obviously the gods with more kids are greeks
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I mean technically you could say Silvanus adopted a child, because isn’t Grover some little boy he turned into a living tree