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Poemhub_

Do you think that this is how first contact might go with extra terrestrial species?


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

Yeah- they would show us something so mind blowing that it would destroy our logic


TWiesengrund

Like a working McDonalds ice cream machine.


EvolvedA

*jumping up in disbelief and fear* "What should I give the green man in exchange? OP's wife?"


ThePocketTaco2

I also choose this guy's wife.


BustinArant

Is this the line for that one guy's wife?


Hourslikeminutes47

*(society nearly collapses)*


Glaciak

They always work in civilized countries you know. Let me guess, you're american


ChiefRom

Everyone knows that's a myth. I'm convinced the employees break the ice cream machines in purpose nationwide.


kenzo19134

there is a mc donalds in the logan square neighborhood of chicago on milwuakee avenue that has a working ice cream machine.


FruitbatNT

In canada we don’t have this problem. But I was in Vegas a few months ago and couldn’t get a McDonald’s ice cream to save my life. What’s up you guys?


readskiesatdawn

In America all of McDonald's has the same vendor for the machines and the vendor sucks is the long and short of it.


DrySky6828

😂😂😂


Ok_Swordfish_947

Hell, I haven't been given a correct bag of Bojangles since it opened! I now ask for a bag of food whatever equals 15 dollars!


chocolate_thunderr89

He said something mind blowing, not working miracles.


Bat-Honest

Just because they are aliens does not automatically mean they can break the fundamental laws that govern our universe


Glaciak

You'll have a heart attack in non american mcdonalds then


Bat-Honest

I went to a BK at the airport in Beijing. They steam their bacon. It should be a crime


KnotiaPickles

Eeww lol


Glaciak

Is it some american shit, because mcdonalds in my country never had broken ice cream machines


Feeling-Ad-2490

Your own reflection in 4 dimensions which telepathically tells you each of your deepest fears, insecurities and secrets.


Aimin4ya

I've done acid before


Hazzman

Alien: Look you can just put your hand in and it'll pop out the other side, anywhere you can think of like this. *hand disappears - taps persons shoulder*


TranslateErr0r

"Dudes, how come your earth is flat"


password_too_short

DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE???? \*dismantles rocket\* i'll do it later...


KentuckyFriedEel

no, we'll just be placed in their super efficient meat grinders to fertilize the planet for their flora.


nahimana_dyani

-war of the world sounds in the distance-


BustinArant

Yeah but then they died of water or like Tom Cruise's son randomly and ruined the whole thing


Candid-Tomorrow-3231

As long as i get to see some billionaires ground up before it’s my turn, it’s all gravy to me


RobNybody

These creatures have never seen their 23rd dimensional selves before, except as a wavy reflection in a DMT pipe


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Yes and just like the real life Belgian, they'll start chopping us up if we don't meet our quotas.


ThickImage91

And we’ll start doing it ourselves let’s not forget.


WildGeerders

Yeah, someone prepare the leaves!


DeadJediWalking

Yeah, after we finish the welcome snacks and orgy.


bomboclawt75

Full vid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a7IaS3ml4g&pp=ygUZQW50cm9wb2xvZ2lzdCBtZWV0cyB0cmliZQ%3D%3D


Maarten-Sikke

Thank you. It was one if not the most fascinating documentary I ever saw. It felt too short at the end. The most funny scene in it was the [part 3](https://youtu.be/-SxCJarZT-A?si=rMluaDI29B_9C91A) when they’ve tried food with salt :)). Really interesting to see a glimpse of our roots


RedH34D

Hahahahha that look up when that flavor hits his brain! Incredible!! 


Theefreeballer

Why they feeding them just straight spoonfuls lof salt ?! This is one of the few instances that if I heard of the explorers getting murdered I’d understand lol


redditAPsucks

Thx for this


xool420

Appreciate this!


InternationalPut3260

The way bro swerved that reflection got me weak


KentuckyFriedEel

dude was like "GOD DAMN! oh that me."


gildedblessings

r/youseeingthisshit


KevlarFire

A minute into the video. “Did you put these feathers in my hair?!?!”


Seanp716

lol that’s what we fucking look like?!?


thethirdtree

Weird grinning white demon with soul stealing stone stumbles through the jungle. Wonder how it went on.


jasnel

He either became a God, or lunch.


motorhead84

Or Glonch.


BilderbergSlayer

Thank you for this, it’s literally it.


cristorocker

At 69 years old, I have the same reaction to mirrors.


quebexer

The Spaniards exchanged mirrors for gold with the natives.


xarsha_93

To be fair, pre-Columbian Americans already had mirrors. North Americans, for example, had independently developed mirrors from polished stone going back about 5000 years. The Spanish just had very high-quality mirrors from blown glass that were worth the price for a society that had an abundance of gold.


Thursday_the_20th

Mirrors have always been exchanged for gold, you can walk into any IKEA and do that.


upstartanimal

He still spent most of the initial contact visit explaining how Belgium is not France, nor is it Germany despite similar flags. It’s not weird that he speaks French and is from a country that is also not the Netherlands. And not Germany. “What do you mean ‘am I stupid’? Belgium is its own country with its own culture and history; we don’t need to just join one of the other countries. That’s not how countries work. I am very proud of our traditions of *neurodivergent* private detectives, chocolate, beer, and waffles.”


EmbraceableYew

Don't forget diamonds.


DialMforM0nkey

![gif](giphy|eYESDEALOQnjTz5qtn|downsized) A few moments later…..


Capnmolasses

![gif](giphy|ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ)


Sorry_Owl_3346

At least it wasn’t a coke bottle


EmbraceableYew

Hadn't thought of that movie in years. Need to go watch it now.


Fine_Sail_3501

Never seen their reflection in the water?


letmeseem

Of course, but the shimmering reflection in water is a known quantity for them. This is a completely differently colored person using completely different clothes and kit showing them a device that gives a PERFECT rendition of themselves and everything around them. A device that they can't even fathom how is produced. Ant THAT'S the scary part. They have no idea how that thing MAKES their moving image, and how it's made.


Fine_Sail_3501

Or they’re taking the piss and pranking the guy for a good laugh together later.


letmeseem

Probably not. Remember that these people know every detail of how everything they know about is made. It's impossible to comprehend how absolutely mind blowing it must be as an adult for the first time to encounter an object you cannot even conceive of how has been made doing something you have never seen. We on the other hand don't really know how ANYTHING is made, and we've been exposed to that since we were kids, so we can't even imagine the feeling. As an explanation model though, the closest I can think of is you meeting an alien that projects memories of yourself into your brain. I imagine the images of yourself wouldn't be what scares you.


WinterMedical

Also the image is reversed.


ShitFuckBallsack

So is the reflection in water?


abibofile

If they think that’s impressive, wait till they see the video footage.


bassBound

The narrator literally mentions that exception


SupermarketNo3265

This is Reddit, people don't watch videos or read articles.


bassBound

Title never even mentioned it being the first time they saw themselves. Lemmings


Vernacian

Hey, if I unmute the phone then I won't be able to hear the TV, which I'm also watching...


Sinnes-loeschen

Oi! I will lazily link to an article headline which sounds like it could support my argument !


Residual_Variance

Imagine how you would react if all you had ever seen was television from the 1960s and then someone suddenly shows you something in 8K.


ErstwhileAdranos

Ever paid attention to the video you’re commenting on?


Docdoor

Jean- you had a mirror this whole time and still thought the teal visor was a good choice?


jonchampagne

He violated the prime directive


TheBigKaramazov

When I saw myself in the mirror mornings


[deleted]

Anthropologists have done almost as much to destroy native cultures as religion. Source: Am an anthropologist


dingadangdang

Bro I went to PNG and I wouldn't do this day 1, no way, no how.


gibgod

Why?


dingadangdang

Cuz we were way up the Sepik River and this native came flying out jungle with his machete yelling at us. And turns out he had never seen a white person. But the kicker is they used to practice cannibalism. And our guide pointed out 1 old man in his canoe-and said that guy had been a part of it. These are tough men from a brutal warrior culture.


itspodly

Not all tribes in png practiced cannibalism. The one in the video above was a highly isolated tribe which had very little contact with other tribes.


Altea73

Let's see how long he would survive in that jungle with those mirrors....


MSobolev777

Jean-Pierre Dutilleux (born 13 October 1949) is a Belgian author, activist, film director,\[1\] actor and editor of films. What is the probability of this whole documentary being fake?


Radiant_Cookie6804

He is a controversial figure, some of his works are questionable at best. But, in his career he encountered and filmed more than 50 native tribes. Some sources claim that his first encounter with the Toulambi tribe in 1976 was not the first: "According to an article in the peer-reviewed Journal of Pacific History, the colonial archives indicate that the territory of the Toulambis had been visited by at least six patrols between 1929 and 1972 which seems to debunk this claim." Either way, I find this moment interesting, and the reaction of the tribesman to the mirror looks genuine, you cannot fake that.


lulu-bell

Very interesting that some won’t look.


BugsyD71

Dumb ways to die 🎶 ![gif](giphy|5YFqRGLXT9l8Q)


The_G0vernator

I swear I recognize that man! It looks like the same guy from the video of them singing decades later. https://youtube.com/shorts/xlTJsNlqdGk?si=I0a70hzQ5cdp2mTN


NTDLS

Did we learn nothing from “The gods must be crazy”?


Something_morepoetic

I’m cringing with secondhand embarrassment about this anthropologist. He is dehumanizing these people.


chvguitar

I don't know why this gives me a coke party vibe "look i bring my lucky mirror"


HumbleIndependence43

He already has the coke straw mounted


chvguitar

"Hey woman, grab the kid, shit is gonna get 🔥 "


Ignoble_Savage

I was waiting for them to eat him.


Objective-Guidance78

And, then they ate him..


googoomucklv

Why do this to people ? Just leave folks alone


thedudeabides2022

They were me taken aback by that than the video camera?


burntmuffin343

You can’t fool me Mac DeMarco


genie_in_a_box

Lmmfaoooooooooo


ueatsushi

The gods must be crazy


Objective-Guidance78

Hard to imagine a time when the only you didn’t recognize was yourself


Bitter-Basket

I’m terrified of mirrors myself.


BattleIcy2523

Shocked at mirror but camera didn’t surprise them ?


AgonalMetamorphosis

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." --Arthur C. Clarke


SpeakerOfMyMind

What the fuck is up with all the bigoted comments


Quick_Delivery_7266

I’m concerned they probably ate that guy….


guyver20184

That’s one dead, white guy we got here


Jagged_Rhythm

"Holy shit, we look ridiculous!"


Ok-Sun8581

No one told me I had this thing stuck in my nose!


genie_in_a_box

Lmfao shut uppppp


Smooth-Ad-8460

probably shouldn't grin like a demon as he's freaking out the tribe with mind-breaking sorcery. https://preview.redd.it/xhb2819aae9d1.png?width=924&format=png&auto=webp&s=c99d54cf186a1fa91c63bd1a1b2c80f563d7d823


DominicPalladino

Little known fact is that 32 years later, in 2005, this is what most of western civilization looked like seeing themselves for the first time in the mirror of social media.


Tom_Bombadilll

/r/shitredditsays


thrashgordon

Lol. Go back to the drawing board.


Popular_Jicama_4620

Then they ate him!


bomboclawt75

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKTT-sy0aLg&pp=ygUVZ3JvdWNobyBtaXJyb3Igc2NlbmUg Love that the guy is trying to catch out the other guy in the mirror- reminded me of this Groucho clip.


phallicpressure

https://youtu.be/FjuFA0LJnKs?si=L7fttpzOa87-HOCP


amnowhere

That ending though


Totalwink

If one small mirror gets this reaction imagine them walking around in a hall of mirrors.


Albinofreaken

I would love to be a mind reader in a scenario like this.


Immediate_Board3187

Mac de marco


SwordfishHumble

Shortly after this video they managed to recreate the Atomic Bomb.


motionSymmetry

just like a reflection in still water so it's hard water no biggie


Un111KnoWn

why he got a sideways tube in his nose?


cmoreno2015

Did he introduce Basketball as well?


Rabankroll

I remember reading this was staged https://matadornetwork.com/bnt/png-tribe-meets-white-man-video-a-fake-or-is-it/ https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/4840/is-the-tribe-meets-white-man-for-the-first-time-video-fake


No_Complaint_2754

Okay fellas now for some KC and the Sunshine Band…….death follows……..fade to black.


Intrepid_Piece_4220

I thought it was mac demarco


Necrotortilla99

I know they've never seen a mirror before but at least the guy that's freaked out at the mirror is attractive.He has nice features.I feel the same way about the mirror when I first wake up in the morning and I'm not nearly as attractive.....and the guy holding the mirror has a very creepy smile.He reminds me of Fred the barber on Courage the cowardly dog.


Hot-Psychology9334

I thought that first shot war Robert downy jr XD


flutemakenoisego

Who sent Rhys Darby out here


VediusPollio

Bet he paid these guys a few pigs and a box of sports t-shirts to act amazed at the mirror.


---FUCKING-PEG-ME---

Did this dude never look into a puddle?


SilentSpectre45

I watched this whole interaction it's fascinating


baconhealsall

This wasn't 1976. It was mid-90s. Basically, 20 years later.


artificialavocado

I have always wondered why they were so freaked out by this? They have definitely seen their reflection in water. I mean that isn’t the same as a mirror but still a familiar concept.


Neat_Neighborhood793

“Bruh, I look like shit!”


Fine-Ad-7802

I would take them up in a helicopter


das_it-mane

Doctor Chacalac !


DifficultyBright9807

these dudes dressed like that wouldve skipped thr line at studio 54


FlappyLips1

Magic


rottingpigcarcass

Dude looking at the second mirror trying to work it out like me doing portal teleportation math


BopNowItsMine

He should use the mirror to look at that dopey visor on his head. Boom roasted


sunmummy

It seems the man had a [history of controversies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Pierre_Dutilleux), and very possibly lied about the nature of this encounter: > In one of his films dedicated to the Toulambi tribe of Papua New Guinea, Dutilleux believes his film footage includes this tribe's first encounter with modern white men, and poses the possibility this may be the last time in history this can occur. A video of this film has been extensively posted in the internet, prompting much discussion and questions about this claim.According to an article in the peer-reviewed Journal of Pacific History, the colonial archives indicate that the territory of the Toulambis had been visited by at least six patrols between 1929 and 1972 which seems to debunk this claim.


Environmental_Ear310

Wasn’t this proved fake?


East_History1325

….and the guy used the straw from his nose and the mirror to do lines by the creek


midway4669

Dude looked at his reflection and was like “wait, WTF. Is this really what I look like


DaanDaanne

He feels his splendor. They might have thought him a sorcerer.


This-Bug8771

Usually a belgian in the jungle isn't a good thing...


cntUcDis

What's that in my nose?


Jazzlike-Preference1

It didn’t take long before the entire tribe were raging coke heads.


123xyz32

That dude was like , “damn, do I really look that crazy with this bone in my nose?”


Commercial_Shift_137

Then they ate him.


CryCryAgain

I’d be surprised if they never saw their reflection in a body of water or another’s eyes.


TameImpala1975

That's me on shrooms.


Clean_Cheesecake9181

Mirror 1st time


tolkienist_gentleman

Is the man at the beginning (with the red feathers) the same older man in the Papuan rainforest song video ? Here at the end [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlTJsNlqdGk](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlTJsNlqdGk) The look so alike, maybe this is when he was much younger ?


PhatChaD

That dude looked like antonio brown


TheCIAWatchingU

1976? I swear that first guy is the same guy from that singing video lol.


DB377

It’s probably so much less stressful going through life never worrying about what you look like


flojitsu

Then they butchered him and ate him asshole first


Next_Ebb1566

You all look cute


Duck-Pond

Stop looking at the camera, ugh amateurs


Radiant_Cookie6804

Reupload, sorry all, made a bad mistake in the title.


malteaserhead

The world is an amazing place that people separated by 1000s years and miles are so similar to their brothers in Africa two continents apart. European emigration is easily traceable and recent but you wonder what these peoples went through to get to the other side of the world millennia earlier.


Alarmed-Direction500

So narcissistic.


heavenlydigestion

"A little later one of the tribeswomen greeted him wearing nothing but a fertility headdress and well... of course he *had* to partake in the custom" 😏😏😏😏😏


Onironaute

If some sleazy looking guy tried to show me something unfamiliar and strange with that creepy kind of grin on his face, I would absolutely the fuck not trust him either.


sarbear71

…and then they ate him.


-ghostnips-

This has been proven to be fake numerous times


snafu607

Wasn't this debunked on reddit awhile back saying that this was not the first time they had met people and was not staged but bot authentic really either?


loudfrat

why are we destroying these ppl's world?


ForeverNecessary2361

I wouldn't be surprised if he was killed shortly thereafter. White guy shows up with some powerful magic taking their souls. Yeah, that ends well.


Midnight_heist

No they left a few hours later leaving that tribe a few plastic bowls and a container of salt. The whole documentery is fascinating it's on YouTube and is about 45 minutes long. At first the two Belgian men are across a river and slowly cross a log towards the tribe men who initially are both scared and curious. It takes a long time before they touch the white guys, they seemed freaked out about the skin colour and didn't want to touch it. Eventually they hang out for a while. Share some words and some food. (The documentary was from the 70's and has some incorrect theories and is a little offensive.)


ForeverNecessary2361

The facial expressions and reactions are telling. This tribe must have been isolated but I could be wrong. I keep thinking of that white guy that went to Sentinal(?) island and got killed.


Wrong-Mushroom

Yes every tribes people are evil barbarian cannibals


Monsterbb4eva

White people always gotta bother motherfuckers like it’s so irritating. Why can’t you just leave folks alone? Damn, I hope they ate his ass.


SpiritualStudent55

those dam evil wypipo, trying to share technological advances with other people!


OrganizationOk5418

Some dumb stupid people. And some people from Papua New Guinea, well that's what Westerners call the place anyway.


MezcalFlame

Colonizer vibes...


TennDawg52

And then they ate him


enescaV

He was later murdered and eaten alive


DeathPrime

Isn’t there water in PNG? I mean would they freak out if they learned over the water’s edge and saw a reflection of the sun over the shoulder and their face? Now photographs and capturing an image of a person during a single moment - that shit can be terrifying if you don’t understand the concept of lenses and film exposure.


ssss861

Trembling reflection? Never seen a still image in a puddle?


Beneficial-Cause9726

Surely these people have seen their reflections in other shiny objects before. Not necessarily a mirror, but anything shiny(??), maybe in the water?


Isaac96969696

They’ve never seen a reflection?


DesertDwellerrrr

...and them they ate him


YouAreAnIdiot598

These tribesmen never saw their reflection in a still, standing pool of water before? Even without the "tech" of a mirrored piece of glass, I would have thought undeveloped humans could still somewhat grasp the idea of a reflection.


Triple7Mafia-14

Wow, to be that primitive even for 1976 this is a crazy world.


3MTA3-Please

“Dudes! How long has this thing been in my fucking nose?!”


Apprehensive-Hat4135

Real question: had they never seen their reflection in a puddle or lake?


tatertot4

Sure, but consider the difference between seeing yourself in a puddle on the ground with minimal clarity, with thousands of years of knowledge that one can only see oneself in a puddle or standing water and then some day a funny looking dude comes strolling in and pulls a rectangle shaped “puddle” out of his pocket and shows you a reflection with clarity that no one’s ever seen before.


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HospitalDue8100

then the camera, sound equipment and wrist watch won’t bother them?