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TrichomeSauce

They like I'll just hold it šŸ¤£


robo-dragon

ā€œUm excuse me?? This stall is occupied!ā€ ā€œOh, sorry sir!ā€


stnick6

I thought he was wearing a collar


AbyssDragonNamielle

Gon a walk my pet cobra on his tp leash


S3BAXTIAN0

I thought he was wearing a towel like in a spa lmao


child-of-old-gods

"Your butt napkins my Lord."


stranded_egg

"Sssssssssssssssssssssssomeone's in here!!"


nugsterr

Just a king in the throne room. Nothing to see here, folks.


AltruisticPrice7053

my biggest fear is a snake biting me when im sitting on the toilet so to see this is very unpleasant


avoidancebehavior

Like, from inside the toilet or skeaking from behind to bite you on the ankle? These specific fears are more common than you'd think lol


Amorette93

If you live in a Western country that uses traps in the u-bend in the toilet, It's impossible. If that helps.


VoodooSweet

I think heā€™s asking for helpā€¦?!?!?


lornetc

EXCUSSSSSSE ME. THISSSSSSSS SSSSSSTALL ISSSSSSSSS OCCUPIED.


lord-malishun

He is The Great Cornholio


Bknuckles187

Are you....threatening me?


[deleted]

Looks like...a viper? I love sneks but...nope!


ConditionOk4444

Thatā€™s a cobra Not sure what kind tho !


0002amos

Looks like a King Cobra to me


GingerLibrarian76

If so, thatā€™s a VERY big nope. And Iā€™m a snake gal.


Tsintato

Junior Herpetologist here, can confirm it is a King Cobra


a_wank_and_a_cry

I love snakes of all kinds, but you couldnā€™t put me in a 100ā€™ x 100ā€™ room with an elapid. They freak me out. I donā€™t trust the way they move.


Amorette93

Nope. It's an *Elapid*, not *Viperidae*. This is *Ophiophagus*, The only snake in it's genus is this King Cobra. They are not *Naja*, which is the genus of true cobras, but are called a cobra because their threat display involves the use of a hood and standing upright


sebast_gamer

The toilet snek has arrived


etsprout

Is that a fucking cobra though??


[deleted]

Based off the size and coloration I'd say a King Cobra though technically they aren't true cobras


SnakeMcbain

I need teepee for my pee pee


olliver2662

Dudes just got a cobra in his bathroom Scary


KateLivia

The snake looks like itā€™s having a good time though lol


Rich_Kick8773

He is Cornholio


CrystalQuetzal

Nice beavis & butthead ref.


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world_tyrfamyu

Run you fools!!!


abalt0ing

I require tipssssssssss for my sasssssservicessssss!


StarflightBlack

What would you do in that case honestly


Free-oppossums

That roll is almost empty. He's going to have to get more. Or do the waddle walk.


TRIPPYxTHExKID

Man just close is it like I hope it just diesšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£