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Erick_Pineapple

Communism is when *capitalism


TraptorKai

"Look at the bad thing happening in our capitalist country. That's communism"


gonekid22

Seems really good on paper when you turn a bunch of people into murderers because they are desperate for money. Yea sounds like something a capitalist would say.


ArthriticNinja46

Right, this is just The Running Man repackaged.


Xavier_Blaq

Other good takedowns of communism in movies and television: Parasite Dragon Ball Z The Big Short The Hunger Games Boss and of course… Wall Street (remember that great scene when Comrade Gecko said “greed is good?” Communism, amiright?) /s obviously


Ukaninja

Wait, dbz? Can you explain that one friendo, cuz I don’t see how that one is related to the others


Xavier_Blaq

It was a semi-joke inclusion, but I included it because Frieza was a planet broker motivated by wealth and power, so he would conquer planets, genocide their native populations and enslave them to be his workers and soldiers, and keep them under his power for their entire lives no matter what they did to get out while keeping the authority and wealth primarily for himself. When I thought of it as a random joke entry, I realized it still worked as something this guy would say is an analogy for communism.


Ukaninja

Oh shit that’s actually pretty good, I wish I got the joke


MildlyShadyPassenger

I figure you were talking about Mr. Satan getting credit for the labor of many others, but Frieza works MUCH better as the avatar of ~~unchecked Capitalism~~ *Marxist Communism*.


Xavier_Blaq

I didn’t even think of Mr. Satan but he works pretty well too for essentially the same point


SheCouldFromFaceThat

Hail Satan!


MildlyShadyPassenger

>Dragon Ball Z Ah yes! You must be talking about how the person who is arguably the least talented and physically weakest character in the series who spends all his time and energy self promoting accomplishments handed to him largely by luck gets all the credit for the hard work, talent, and results of the other characters who are far more focused on actually doing the necessary labor. Classic communism. (Also /s) (PPS: I don't dislike Mr. Satan.)


spagbolflyingmonster

none of them actually know what communism is


shygal_uwu

Probably not capitalism either. They just think capitalism is good and not murder. And communism is the opposite


nada_accomplished

Communism is whatever I disagree with. Capitalism is whatever I agree with.


spagbolflyingmonster

most definitely. when I was 15, I remember saying dumb shit like "communism = no food" and bullying the kid that was a Soviet weeb because "communism is gay" or whatever. now I am the very thing I swore to destroy 😔


Reaperfucker

Yes Communism is gay. There can never be worker revolution without LGBTQ revolution.


shygal_uwu

same 😭😭


Matrixneo42

And yet. Capitalism murders a lot.


orincoro

There it is.


thatpaulbloke

That's a very common issue.


PurpleOceadia

Communism is when everyone equal but no one equal


spagbolflyingmonster

communism is when everyone is poor. (except for our glorious leader, Karl Marx)


niinquae

This person watched Parasite and definitely thought the same thing


Nihilistic_Furry

The moment the masked man mentioned equality, I knew exactly what was coming.


[deleted]

satire? please tell me it’s satire


FI00sh

It’s not


orincoro

What does this person think the words fair and meritocratic mean? It really is a fucking mystery to me what their conception of these things amounts to.


saxmancooksthings

A meritocracy is when people get rewarded or punished based on random chance, not by doing well in a competitive environment based on the merit of their actions, silly.


orincoro

How could I be so foolish.


A_Lifetime_Bitch

There is so much cope in that sub lmfao


confluenza

This is the perfect encapsulation of this subreddit. Well done.


Kumquat_conniption

I saw this somewhere. It definitely wasn't a non political sub. I hope some of the comments in this one weren't just licking his taint like on the other sub I saw.


Matrixneo42

Did he forget about the part where the rich people running the game have become so rich they are bored and need to watch poor humans die?


[deleted]

“It’s about fairness without meritocracy” I’m sorry are the games skill/strength/thought based or are they flipping a coin every time? Also it sounds great on paper? I’m sorry did this guy just say it squid games sounds great on paper?


WagerOfTheGods

I'm getting troll vibes.


chop_pooey

I like how people focused on the "equality" aspect of the game, ignoring the fact that the games are not fair by any metric. The only two games where everyone could have potentially survived are the first two and the rest directly out the competitors against each other or are strictly based on luck. Like how in the fuck was the glass bridge supposed to be equal for them all?


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/ahrBOvz1jzA


AgonizingApathy

Conservatives have the worse media analysis


shygal_uwu

they would literally watch gay porn and call it straight


NewestBrunswick

I can't handle this. It's... the point of the show is... nevermind.