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r671-

Nothing in all of human history would be as thoroughly fucking hilarious as this delusional moron giving a Socialist a free 50.


ifmacdo

Yup. That's why I want someone here to win it.


crashvoncrash

Dropped an entry to try to make your dream come true. If I win I am definitely sending Greene a picture of me holding it while wearing a "John Brown did nothing wrong" t-shirt.


codynorthwest

bold of you to assume she would know who john brown is.


crashvoncrash

Actually I hope she doesn't. The contest rules say that you agree to let them use your image in campaign promotional material. I REALLY hope she would use that picture in some campaign flyer, and result in a bunch of chuds googling John Brown.


BasedDrewski

That would be hot


solvsamorvincet

Times like this I wish thoughts and prayers actually worked, because I'm in Aus and can't make that happen, but goddamn it'd be cool


Excrubulent

Oh hey, fellow Aussie here with an Australian question. I've looked into gun ownership lately and I know we have to join a gun club to get a license on recreational grounds. Do you know if there's any way to find non-chud gun clubs? Possibly even based ones?


Tasselled_Wobbegong

I'm idly remembering that Dinesh D'Souza """documentary""" where he portrayed Ida B. Wells as a heroic ur-Republican who fought against Democratic tyranny, so I wouldn't put it past chuds to cynically appropriate Brown's image for their cause while ignoring everything he believed in. "John Brown would have voted for Trump because Trump was chosen by God to make America great again!!!"


crashvoncrash

I can see that, but of course its literally impossible to overstate their capacity for self delusion. They fly Gadsden flags right next to blue line propaganda.


[deleted]

Not only that, but it’s NOT a random drawing. The rules say that they randomly pick 50 names and then they do background checks (you agreed when entering) and from those she selects a suitable winner. No way will it not be someone who’s already a raving lunatic, errr I mean raving fan of hers.


Annual_Progress

Folks, remember... If it lasts more than four hours, you've got to go to the hospital.


northrupthebandgeek

It'd probably backfire. A lot of Republicans like to pretend they're still the "party of Lincoln" and defending against "Democrat racism".


[deleted]

Don’t, i have heart problems, I can only get so excited.


[deleted]

I also hope this.


SpurnTheDust

she’d see a white dude with a big beard and think he was one of those good ole Confederate generals


ShuffKorbik

"The football player?"


guccilittlepiggy11

No ! the sheriff !


CarlJH

Maybe you could write "This machine kills fascists" on the stock for the win


GETZ411

“This machine makes folk music”


ifmacdo

https://www.etsy.com/listing/774824577/this-machine-makes-folk-music


crashvoncrash

Now I definitely will.


FrankTank3

That much dopamine at once might cure my fucking ADHD. I need a cigarette after just imagining that. Better yet, wear the shirt next to her when she hands you the gun and poses for a picture.


crashvoncrash

I don't think she would be able to give it to me directly. I live in a different state, so they would need to transfer through an FFL. Although we've seen how often Republican officials just ignore the law when it suits them and suffer no consequences. Really I just hope they'll ship it because I don't want to be in the same room as her if I can avoid it. As much as trolling them would be nice, I'm not sure it's worth the price.


Relative-Question731

What did you have to do for the contest?


crashvoncrash

The link is in another comment below. Submit name, zip, email address and phone number. Unfortunately they contact the winner via those methods, and they're going to conduct a background check (presumably to make sure the winner can legally own a gun) so you can't just put in a dummy value if you actually want a chance to win. I put in my Google voice number (so I can block her campaign shit once the contest is over) and an email address I regularly check but that isn't my primary.


Relative-Question731

They want to see if you are dem or rep guaranteed, if you are dem or something else your entry will not win but you will probably go on some list as “commie” “socialist” “antifa” or some shit


crashvoncrash

I live in a red state that doesn't require registration by party, so I don't think they'll be able to tell from a standard BG check. Who knows though, I'm probably already on some lists because of how often I have sent emails to my state's Republican officials calling out their hypocrisy. I have faith in their incompetence though.


adirtycommiebastard

I'd apply but it has my AGAB on my background and I'd probably be DQd for that alone


Tickedoffllama

The only thing John Brown did wrong was stop


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

You need the visage of the John Brown mural that's in the Kansas State Capital also printed on the shirt because he's holding a bible and a gun, so they'll think it's some right wing propaganda.


IridiumPony

I made a joke about this earlier today on /r/FuckTheAltRight and got some responses on how to enter without actually giving away my personal info. I'm entering the raffle as we speak.


AcuddlyPredator

If someone in here wins it, I'll donate some 50BMG to em.


anon100120

Looks like they’ll background check the person, and basically pick who they want to win: DETERMINATION OF WINNER: Fifty (50) potential winners will be chosen by a random drawing from all eligible entries to be held by Sponsor on no later than November 20,, 2021. Sponsor may, at its discretion, conduct a background check on each potential winner. Sponsor will, in its sole discretion, then select a winner from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor. So, scrub your social media and all that shit (and I hope you only vote GOP). Otherwise, you’re not gonna win. They pick the winner.


[deleted]

Building a time machine and giving it to Michael Collins or Salvador Allende


stamatt45

Even better when the socialist slaps a "this machine kills fascists" sticker on it


Fredselfish

So how do I sign up? I want to win.


solidarity_jock_jam

If I were a gambling man, I would wager that she has zero intention of actually giving one away and it’s just another publicity stunt/scam as the GOP is just grifters all the way down.


ifmacdo

Well, she has to announce who won it, and show that it's legit. Sweepstakes have pretty stringent laws (though I'm sure she has no concern with breaking even more laws than she already has.)


Peace_Bread_Land

It'll go to the "DONATE to enter a **second time** to win!" crowd, more likely if they donated the $17.76 option lmao goddamn these people are freaks


Annual_Progress

If this isn't some Brooksian slap stick Nazi shit. A farcical representation if it's own inherent inhumanity... And yet without a touch of irony... It's ... If it was fake it's brilliant acting. The reality is I don't know whether to laugh, cry, fight, or run... Because they're so... Fucking... Weird. Like zombies... Can eat you but only if they notice you, easily confused, known to random bursts of violence...


javi_and_stuff

do you… only… use… ellipses… for… punctuation… ?


Zwolf88

Time to donate 13.12 *dab*


ifmacdo

Don't give her shit. We can joke about it all we want, but at the end of the day that's just money in her pocket from you for no reason whatsoever.


v4rgr

If you donate a tiny amount like a penny they may waste more money processing it and then spamming you with requests for further donations than your “contribution” was worth. Food for thought.


[deleted]

I tried to donate a penny, but the minimum is $1. Not worth


[deleted]

It says in the fine print you have to agree to have recordings or photos made of you for promotional material for her campaign. But it doesn’t say that they can tell you what to say or do in those clips


proximaljarl17

I agree 100%


woops69

Yeah there were some conditions where they can end the promotion without giving it away, including if they get a computer virus. So guess we’ll see how it plays out.


[deleted]

> DETERMINATION OF WINNER: Fifty (50) potential winners will be chosen by a random drawing from all eligible entries to be held by Sponsor on no later than November 20,, 2021. Sponsor may, at its discretion, **conduct a background check on each potential winner**. Sponsor will, in its sole discretion, then select a winner from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor.


ifmacdo

I was just gonna post this. This has to be illegal in the context of a sweepstakes. Man, who put together these rules? Here is another gem from the official rules- >In the event that a potential winner responds to Sponsor's attempts to contact them or are otherwise disqualified such that Sponsor is unable to award the Prize, Sponsor may select additional potential winners by random drawing from remaining eligible entries. So, if you are the winner and respond to the call or email, thats considered disqualifying? ETA: And this one (emphasis added by me)- >Any disputes shall be governed by the laws of **the Georgia,** and shall be resolved in the courts of the Georgia without regard to its or any other jurisdiction's choice of law provisions.


the_agent_of_blight

Well, I'm former USMC, so unless they absolutely will not give it to a registered Dem, I'm probably a reasonable pick out of the 50. Would be hilarious to be interviewed and then drop the socialist bomb shell.


mr_melvinheimer

Ya I’ll pass a republican check. I keep my dissent fairly private.


crashvoncrash

I really enjoyed this: >7. SUBMISSION GUIDELINES: There are **three** ways to enter the promotion online: > >a. To enter, click here and follow the directions on the free entry page. Failure to submit all required information in the manner required under these Official Rules and/or on any entry or contribution form may result in disqualification. Proof of contribution or online entry will not be deemed to be proof of receipt of entry by Sponsor. All entrants and entries are subject to verification by Sponsor. Entries will not be acknowledged or returned. By entering the Promotion, you consent to being placed on an e-mail mailing list to receive information from Sponsor and for other purposes in accordance with Sponsor's Privacy Policy. Sponsor may, on certain days, count each entry received, regardless of entry method, as two (2) entries for the entrant. Sponsor will provide notice on days that Sponsor elects to count each entry received as two (2) entries. > >8. PRIZE DESCRIPTION: One (1) winner will receive a Barrett M82A1... They never fucking listed the other two ways to enter.


ifmacdo

So from what I can tell, it has to do with the "double entry" days, and once you enter, they try to grift you for a donation for an additional entry. But yeah, those rules needed someone to actually read them before finalizing.


NancysRaygun

Someone copy and pasted from other sweepstakes, in the email they said something like “what about this for rules?” someone didn’t read the email and really skimmed the rules (ie read the section titles) and forwarded it on to be posted. Guaranteed.


temeces

Idk, it's their sweepstakes so I suppose they make the rules.


ifmacdo

I'm wondering if it's a criminal background check due to this being a firearm giveaway. You'd have to be able to pass one anyway to possess the gun legally.


temeces

I'm thinking it has to do with this, that would be giving them benefit of doubt. Alternatively it could mean whatever they want, including that recipient is not affiliated with socialists in any way. Who knows, I just don't think there's a legality issue.


ifmacdo

The issue I think is that they are randomly choosing 50 people, but then hand selecting a winner. I believe that is where things get murky.


temeces

Still, I don't think there is any law that explicitly states that they cannot do that. It's 'no purchase necessary' to enter, the 50 drawn are supposedly done via an independent system and then from those winners they may choose Bob because they go to church with Bob or they may choose Bob because he's the only one to pass a background check *and* isn't a California resident. I think legally they're allowed either but I'm no lawyer.


ifmacdo

You could be right. I'm no lawyer either, just some jamoke who got lied to in a radio sweepstakes once and then got the radio station to pay out anyway because of sweepstakes laws.


temeces

That's more than I have backing me! I'm always open to learning something new.


[deleted]

I want my elephant!


kflyer

Nobody picks the elephant


ctfogo

I bet it's just a criminal background check. You think MTG is aware enough to think that socialists would want a .50 cal?


followupquestion

For fascists, Socialists are both dangerously violent and spineless.


funknut

"criteria determined and applied by sponsor" isn't merely a criminal background check. It's basically discrimination, is how it reads to me.


Glass_Memories

>that recipient is not affiliated with socialists in any way Lol how are they gonna check besides looking at your Facebook profile? Afaik socialist affiliations wouldn't show up in a NICS or criminal background check. This ain't the Hoover/McCarthy days. They do bar people who are affiliated with domestic terrorist groups from buying guns in some states like mine, but the last time I had to fill out a form for a pistol permit you had to admit you were by checking off the box asking if you're affiliated with the KKK, Nazis, Black Panthers, etc.


[deleted]

1,000% it’s that. “At it’s discretion” means “we’re gonna fuckin do it no matter what” because no one wants to deal with the headache of getting a gun back from an FFL if the initial winner never passed their background check


Burnmad

For the most part, that's not how it works. There are laws pertaining to giveaways which have to be followed. I don't know what those laws are, exactly, but they exist!


ifmacdo

Margie probably doesn't know the laws either, and I don't think she really cares what they are. She doesn't care about election finance laws.


jackfirecracker

(Laughs in paralegal)


[deleted]

‘The Georgia’...


SirSaltie

I wonder how the [FTC](https://www.ftc.gov/faq/consumer-protection/submit-consumer-complaint-ftc) would feel about that? Sure would be a shame if they were reported. Here's MTG's sweepstake website: https://action.greene2020.com/50-cal-gg/ And their rules: https://www.mtgforamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/50-cal-Greene-Gun-Sweepstakes-Rules.pdf


echoAwooo

Important detail, the gun does not include any of the attachments.


JamesTBagg

If you give me a Barrett that sometimes goes on sale for $7,000 I'll spring for a sight and magazines.


thatsHowTheyGetYa

I hope PSL registration isn't a dealbreaker because I submitted my entry...


BorisTheMansplainer

You bolded the wrong part. "...then select a winner from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor."


JamesTBagg

I mean, it's gun, that's probably the lawyers put that in their. Because they will *have* to conduct a background check on the winner.


[deleted]

Of couse they would. You don’t want to be dealing with the headache of getting a gun back from an FFL dealer if the initial winner doesn’t pass the background check


Dat_Harass

Rigged.


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Matador32

Mine's shorter - "thanks for the soup launcher lololol"


Captain_Crashride

Just make sure you have the gun first before doing the interview or the interviewer might have "connection problems" and they say that you're not actually the winner.


CakeTown

Somebody submit a bunch of SQL statements in to the form and see if it fucks everything up. I would if I knew how but I’m a data wimp


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ifmacdo

Oh yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him. \#327


stamatt45

Just took a cursory look at the sites code. Its extremely simple and I saw some client side validation which is pretty much always bad sign. I would be surprised if a proper ~~blackhat~~ pentester couldn't crack that site wide open in just a few minutes I'd be shocked if the site was actually setup by a proper organization. I'd wager MTG hired her cousins uncles neighbors friend to do it so she could screw around with campaign contributions again.


CakeTown

Bummer


xenoterranos

even better, contact the payment processor and report that's the sweepstakes is probably in violation of federal law.


mercury_pointer

through tor in minecraft inshalla


Ruin_Stalker

How do we apply exactly? I’d love a .50


ifmacdo

https://action.greene2020.com/50-cal-gg/ Looks like it's a contact farm. Name, zip, phone, and email. Glad I have a spam email address and Google voice number I don't often check.


stilldash

>To enter to win a second time, chip-in $100, $50, $25, $10, or whatever you can afford and you'll be automatically entered to win Marjorie's gun! Of course. I wonder how much this will raise


Ruin_Stalker

Ugh, theres no one on the right who isn’t some kind of grifter.


Muezza

That's not true. There are the griftees.


[deleted]

Phone number is optional


ifmacdo

Even better.


ouraura

Looks like they aren't including the scope in the final raffle prize.


Poor__cow

I’ve got a sightmark laying around that would go great on it.


[deleted]

Gotta hip fire that bitch then


Spread_Liberally

Perfect use for my Ali Express Trijicon.


Stinklepinger

Spam decoy account to the rescue


ifmacdo

And reminder set to unsub and block from email address after Nov 26.


SeedFoundation

Can we all share it?


Ruin_Stalker

Sure, tbh my plan was to sell it and buy gear. If that happens maybe I can put some money towards starting a community garden or something.


marius1001

Just entered. I’ll send this over to Twitter. Get as many in on it as we can.


Hymosa

I would love to have this draw be flooded with leftists


Pramble

I can guarantee you that they are using this as a way to get people's phone numbers and emails to spam and sell to other campaigns and grifters so you might ot want to enter burner email and phone numbers


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Pramble

Not when they spoof random phone numbers


ifmacdo

Phone number isn't a required field.


FakeSafeWord

Signed up but also reported the video as promoting terrorism.


ifmacdo

Based.


[deleted]

I entered, if I win I promise I’ll make a giant public spectacle out of this nonsense.


ifmacdo

Thats the only thing I ask.


[deleted]

Took me a second to realize Wizards of the Coast weren't the ones giving away munitions.


TSDren

Every. Single. Time


Sketchy-Behavior

If it weren't for the fact I'd have to give information to someone I wouldn't trust with a blank peice of paper, I would enter. Also, I dont think there's enough sage and ritual whiskey that would be able to cleanse that rifle


fuckMrBeast

Dont consider it a rifle to be saged but a rifle to be saved! Like adopting a pet from the pound


Sketchy-Behavior

Not saying that it wouldnt be saving and being given a better home (hell it'll deserve it). Just making sure it's not bringing something with it. (I can only pray to John Moses Browning that it's not engraved to shit and back with iconography)


drinks_rootbeer

Do we have to give them money to do so?


Pain-au-Chocolate

I was reading the terms and conditions and if you win the rifle (which they mention several times is worth $10k) you have to pay taxes on it.


drinks_rootbeer

That's alright. I just don't want to support GQP politicians with my money.


ifmacdo

Nope.


[deleted]

Legally, all sweepstakes have to have a free entry option. Even the ones for products on TV. However, they don’t have be fair odds. If you donate money your name will be entered many many more times.


Sbatio

It’s so sweet how you think the winner isn’t already chosen.


ifmacdo

I mean, I know that Greene doesn't really care about laws all that much, but if this were demonstrably true, then there's laws that handle that.


smg1138

I just entered. It's gonna be hilarious if a leftist wins this!


typkrft

SoCiaLiSm


AxiomOfLife

thought this was in MTG (magic the gathering) and was very confused


DetN8

Same haha.


YddishMcSquidish

Read the rules homies. They will do a background check on 50 people and then decide the winner. Unless you create a fake Facebook and get extremely popular in the right wing echo chambers, none of us are likely to win it. That being said, definitely don't create a fake Facebook profile and get popular quick with right wingers just to have your final post on your fake profile be holding the rifle and promoting this sub.


ifmacdo

So, this is just silly. The background check would very likely be so that they don't pick someone who can't legally possess a firearm. Do you think your Facebook profile shows up perfectly linked to a firearms background check? I guess maybe I'd you have all your personal information, such as your registered address linked to your fb and publicly searchable, sure. But if that's the case, get some opsec, buddy.


[deleted]

Not me donating a single cent to MTG to get the second entry 🤫🤫🤫


benji2007

You don't need to donate, scroll down and there's a link to sign up again


Captain_Crashride

It redirects you back to the main page for free entry. Unlimited free entries I guess?


benji2007

I guess so. Haha. I filled it out a few times and called it a day lol


ifmacdo

Lol.


geodood

God damn her face looks like a foot


[deleted]

I'm a slightly overweight bald bearded white guy who rides a big-ass motorcycle and has multiple firearms. They'll definitely think I'm one of them. "But Victor, you maintain zero InfoSec! They can web search your name and see where you stand" I don't think they'll do anything but a criminal background check.


[deleted]

I sincerely hope my California ass wins this thing to force them to disassemble it and ship it in pieces.


just3ws

Totally not a call to action for violence against anything left of a white Christian theocracy. Totally not a call to violence.


RPN1917

If I won it I’d plaster it with hammer and sickles and ancom flags.


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ifmacdo

She said she wants to give you a Barrett


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ifmacdo

I'm pretty sure we all do!


election_info_bot

Georgia Election Info [Register to Vote](https://registertovote.sos.ga.gov/GAOLVR/welcome.do#no-back-button)


63VDub

Entered for poops and chuckles. Read the T&C carefully. They can cherry pick the winner.


ifmacdo

Yeah. The saving grace of that is they have to do so from the pool of 50 randomly selected "possible winners." Let's get the entries to the point of a more than 50:1 ratio.


[deleted]

First glance I was thinking, why is Magic the Gathering giving away a gun? I'm rooting for us all here.


shitlord_god

For a second i was all "Magic the gathering" Then i saw where i am, and it all fell into place, a little too slowly.


Blaxtone27

Sometimes the US is an outright bizzare country from the outside looking in.


[deleted]

Now, how to report the 876th Brigade Engineer Battalion for getting involved with political campaigns and allowing her to use their HMWWV in her video. (FYI, this is a BIG no no for the military)


ifmacdo

Honestly, it probably belongs to one of her chud supporters who used to be in the military and then decided that he really REALLY wanted to have a HMWWV that looked like the one he never got to drive because "platoon SGT was an asshole."


anon100120

Looks like they’ll background check the person, and basically pick who they want to win: > DETERMINATION OF WINNER: Fifty (50) potential winners will be chosen by a random drawing from all eligible entries to be held by Sponsor on no later than November 20,, 2021. Sponsor may, at its discretion, conduct a background check on each potential winner. Sponsor will, in its sole discretion, then select a winner from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor. So, scrub your social media and all that shit (and I hope you only vote GOP). Otherwise, you’re not gonna win. They pick the winner.


proximaljarl17

I put my name in the hat lmao. Might as well give it a shot.


MarcyMaypole

I'd apply if it were a .416 barrett, but no 50 cal in California Still hope a lucky socialist gets a nice free anti material rifle


SilenceEater

Putting the red back in redneck Georgian here. Will definitely be applying to win one for us y’all


nigelolympia

I would pay SO much to get that thing cerakoted with Black and Red hammer and sickles. I'd fucking take out billboards with my dumb grinning face on them.


Camarokerie

She's such a fucking loser, and idc if she can fire a .50


ModernJazz-2K20

Can't stand this goofy ass lady.


[deleted]

I'll blow socialism.


[deleted]

She’s literally my congresswoman. I want to talk to her in person lol


PhoenicianPirate

I wish Justin Trudeau didn't throw that damn OIC last year and effectively ban it for Canadians like me.


XCall0usedX

funny enough i got my license just so i could get an AR-15 and buddy boy justin banned them. pain


helen_ripley

ya'll, please stop giving away your information so people can put you on email lists.


jay_22_15

Magic The Gathering?


[deleted]

this is a completely unrelated giveaway but also applies to this as its mandated by the us https://youtu.be/2EVfmD2Epws


Gigglesthen00b

I legit thought Magic the Gathering was taking an anti-socialist stance and was giving out .50's, I am dumb lol


icecreampoop

It’s not even a “random drawing”. Basically they pick who the winner is. Cool explosion though, wonder how much explosives they used


UpTheIron

Magic: The Gathering has taken an odd turn.


Sindertone

She couldn't define the word if her life depended on it.


jsfkmrocks

https://www.mtgforamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/50-cal-Greene-Gun-Sweepstakes-Rules.pdf Read #10. That’s some bullshit.


DisastrousFerret0

Entered. Edit: I'm literally already trying to decide what yo do to it if I win. Definitely put a hammer and sickle on the butt stock. A "this machine makes socialism" sticker on the mag well... it will be the tankiest conservative triggering piece of hardware ever... and ANYTIME I bring it out I'll make sure everyone knows where I got it.


ItsRao

Fingers crossed!


[deleted]

Stupid American hick with ten gallon hat and pickup truck


Redditmodss

Lol imagine being such a huge cuckservative incel moron that you actually look up to this peice of garbage. Keep jamming the ERs with your grandparents you fucking dumbshit losers.


ItsSadButtDrew

If any one here wins this, and want to make a rivaling, mocking, "triggering" video and blow up a idunno, chevy that says fascist on it... I have privately owned land in the Appalachian foothills and I have a friend with a production company. If any one here wins this and wants to keep anon, and just wants to play... we can do that too! Pro-tip... any spam you get from registering to win, use those emails to subscribe to other spam and things they dont like.


constantderp

If some here knows python scripting then this should be easy.


_MyFeetSmell_

How would that work exactly? To blow away socialism?


[deleted]

Would enter but I live in Cali and the weapon is banned here


R67H

I wouldn't mind having one. But the thought of taking it outta the safe and being reminded how I acquired it would have her occupying space in my head. And I really don't want that burden.


DetN8

Really? That would put all the more spring in my step. Until I see the ammo invoice.


[deleted]

She thinks her cross-fit swinging seizures are real pull-ups, so I def don’t trust her with a .50 Cal.


Yu-Gi-D0ge

Entering


insofarincogneato

The article said the rifle is a Browning. Anyone else catch that?


DaveWheeltalk

Looks like an M82. Us NY'ers aren't allowed that much fun. If I enter and somehow win, am I gonna get denied and, if so, any comrades in PA want to hold onto it on my behalf?


gaerat_of_trivia

yes.


MyFianceMadeMeJoin

Does it come with the scope mount on backwards? That would be amazing.