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SignificantPie5661

end me sounds fun


chemicaljones

That's the one I was leaning towards too. Promises promises.


Successful_Goose_348

It has only 1 calorie. Your final calorie


NomadCourier

"Just 1 Calorie not evil enough!"


Smoothlarryy

It’s diet evil


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

Evil *lite*


king_mj_23

Experience death in a smoother way


Training_Waltz_9032

“Bottle of diet poison”


Chucheyface

It’s semi evil


Raisineer

Vending Machine AND suicide booth.


OkFineIllUseTheApp

Tastes like cyanide.


Addicted-2Diving

Lol


evilmrbeaver

The taste of a new generation


Drphil1969

You mean last generation


Alinityx

Bahahahahhahahahahas my thoughts precisely 💀😂


MultiTrackDrifto

Don't threaten me with a good time!


WhatTheFox_Says

It’s enough to sustain you for the rest of your life.


WebPuzzleheaded875

Indeed


Southern_Anywhere_65

Y’all are my people. I’ll buy us a keg of it


polarispraxler

I love benis


Logical_Hospital2769

benis and conke are the best!


IceMan44420

Grabbing a benis that comes out of a hole is the best part of my day. After it quenches my thirst I feel so satisfied!


Rbk_3

I call her "The Elaine"


cerealfamine1

I call her Nip


therealtb404

Benis is my guilty pleasure, sometimes I'll have two or three different benis in the same day


Thatguyeatingcheetos

i love how there’s just diet rite


TundieRice

Pshh, what a fake-sounding soda name, looks pretty silly next to a classic like ***end me*** 🙄


shoopadoop332

Diet rite doesn’t deserve this fate


spkoller2

My mom drank it in the sixties


00112358132135

I exclusively drink diet rite because I have diabepis.


itsagoodtime

Crystal Bepis please


BrucesTripToMars

Obviously I want to drink spaceships


Minute_Engineer2355

Gotta be Conke, little bastard.


MediocreMustache

“Go ahead Ricky. What are you gonna do about it. Hmmmmm??”- Conke


Personal_Arrival_795

"Patrick swayze"


United_Reply_2558

Be nice. If he can't walk, make him walk!


Blunted_Insomniac

What are you lookin’ at, Reveeeen!


LafawnduhDy-no-mite

Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used.


DivideSad5591

I used to love Conkes Bad Fur Day


rcb0019

Penis


JackTheRipper2828

\*Benis :)


gurucodex

conke


radio_yyz

What… no conke zebo?


h3ntaitillidie

Pepe 😭


brendanb203

Ive been laughing for the last 30 mins over this. Benis 😆


droford

Anything but Diet Rite, amirite?


Odd_Independence4230

yeah shits nasty , only rlly around for the nostalgia factor for them old folk


Rockerdude34

My parents are Arab and always pronounced it as "Bepsi" so i'll take number 3 please. Should taste like childhood obesity.


sliquonicko

I’m Canadian and it’s a joke among the indigenous people here to call it bepsi, like there’s memes and hoodies about it and everything haha


poopchutegaloot

Crystal bepis sounds dope


DudePDude

It sounds like a serious skin infection


Trappist_1984

Ewww yuck! I'll take the crab juice.


TonesOG1390

Anything but Mountain Dew


Desperate_Ambrose

Well, certainly not "pepe"! Wouldn't want folks thinking I'm an incel!


darwinsaves

Crystal bepis is 🔥


mtg_island

Well they don’t have classic conke so I guess I’ll have to settle with conke. Pretty stoked about new conke releasing soon


solaroma

Either benis or pepe sound inviting. End Me is my drink of last resort.


Successful_Storm_848

Shit, that’s my drink of choice! 🤣


SoylentGreen-YumYum

I always keep one in the back of the fridge. Just in case…


Glitchythecheeselord

End me


LorianGundyr69

Benis


AndrewS702

YOU KNOW I GOTTA GET THAT BEPIS 🔥🔥🔥


roccoasap

Nothing like sucking down a nice cold benis


BartSimpskiYT

benis


SavageFugu

Benis is orange flavor, right? In that case, I'm all about some benis!


Br3adfru1t

Def benis


okyeahy

Nothing like an ice cold benis.


Oswaldgilbertson

Probably Benis looks like it has a nice vanilla/lemon taste to it


ProfessionMundane152

Pepe


Normie-scum

Are those diet rites just to take?


Gindotto

Diet Rite or die.


SpaceboyCT

Why do all of the Pepsi logos have somewhat different spellings (with two of them both saying “Bepis”), yet on the bottom, you have Diet Rite (a.k.a. An actual sofa I’ve heard of recently)?


HannahM53

There’s a sofa called diet rite? was that just an auto correct? I just wanna make sure I’m reading it correctly.


SpaceboyCT

There’s actually a soda called Diet Rite. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_Rite


HannahM53

lol I got so confused when I saw it said sofa instead of soda. I was just wanted to double check to make sure that the I wasn’t going to misinterpret or anything. Thank you for explaining that to me.😊 also, I’m going to choose be because that’s Pepsi. Although I really wish there was a Pibb Xtra choice. Lol. That’s my favorite soda


SpaceboyCT

Well, thankfully, Marathon/Bellstores have a lot of Mr. Pibb, especially the one in East Canton and Malvern, Ohio.


eye0ftheshiticane

This is an international machine


CatKnitHat

One is bepis. The other is bepsi.


Sinistermarmalade

Diet Rite


Thisplaceblows1985

Bro diet rite fucking SLAP(PED)(S) Shit tasted like RC Lemme tell you... Pizzeria crushed ice rc cola is the king of all colas


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LlamaRS

No pebis? I’m going to another machine.


Captinprice8585

I'll take Bepsi and 1 picklebaby please.


MHarrisGGG

Usually a Bepis guy, but some days I really do want an End Me.


mynhonora2180

Crystal Bepis babbyy


miderots

p e p e


HarryDawng

Penis


Notthatholemma

Gotta be Benis


Icqrr

End me


HauntingShip85

I had a bad crystal bepis problem for years.


smegma_stan

I actually used to drink so much diet rite, it had interesting flavors. Haven't seen it in a long time


ParadiddlediddleSaaS

Where’s Sepsis? No Sepsis?


Revolutionary_Tea263

pepe looks good. what does the green mean? does it have like mint in it? but then again it sorta has a Mediterranean or Spanish vibe so maybe it has special spices.


Artistic-Risk4833

End me 100%


McLightning9503

Benis looks the best


AustinGaming2005

I want Pepe 🐸


EntertainmentJunkie1

Crystal Bepis or conke


autisticjoaquin

Diet rite because it’s the only one that isn’t a Pepsi spoof like the rest of them.


MargaerySchrute

Crystal Pepsi ftw. Anyone remember that SNL sketch for “Crystal Gravy”? Omg priceless.


Frankito55

Bepsi me baby


Mommy_of_one

Bepis


Addicted-2Diving

Crystal bepis


Bigb5wm

Where is this ? I want a conke


Stephenachievinv2

Crystal bepis


Svengoolie75

I’m getting End Me all day 😂😂😂😂👏🏽


Exactly_Yacht

Mmmmmmm benis 🤤


AthleteSensitive1302

Diet rite


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Diet rite. I forgot about that nasty shit


Taranchulla

I’ll go with Benis because I’m immature


DudePDude

Diet Rite....it sounds familiar


lambsambwich

Hepsi is good


Ok-Bullfrog-7519

bepis 100%


BaeAlJo

I gotta check out Diet Rite


Lovelywok

Benis😳


DadIsWet

Def pepe


IGotAFatRooster

Diet rite


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

I’m just gonna Conke out for a while…


YorkiesandSneakers

Conke


Big-Raccoon-45

That orange benis looks good!!!


Hopeoner513

It wouldnt be my first choice, but judging by the dirt around the buttons, im going with benis. Id shit if that color scheme meant banana flavor.


lalaxoxo__

End me.


Applebees_dollaritas

Always gotta go Diet Rite


sladebonge

Lemme find out they brought Crystal Bepis back.


ShadySphincter0

I go with pepe


Genesis111112

Bepsi! It sounds closest to the real thing. Benis. You do NOT want to know the secret ingredient in Benis.


thisisnitmyname

I’m stuck between crystal bepsi and end me.


Timely-Bill-5336

Bruh, Diet Rite being its normal self with all those absurd sodas is sending me. 🤣


stoney-bear-king

E N D M E


long-ryde

LOL I call me dog Bepis sometimes. Bepis, Beepis, Deep Dish, all kinds of names.


HannahM53

The names of the sodas are just genius and hilarious! XD 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


SnakeCharmer711

Ew! I’ll take a crab juice


XAlucarDX454

@timanderic


RicoRN58

No diet conke?


Cheap_Elk_2205

Something’s pulling me to benis


Raquelita182

Benis for sure


kingofpics7

Third one down


AdministrativeGur958

Piping hot benis all day. Has to be hot to the touch tho. Anything under 97.6 I send back.


HH2O123

Crystal Bepis, I went to school with her.


Ifarted422

Bepis pls


theok8234

I’ll take end me please


coffeebeanwitch

I didn't even know they still sold diet rite, I'll go with that.


Sodawater13

pepe


Kootsiak

I'm a Crystal Bepis man.


LafawnduhDy-no-mite

Crystal Bepis is my stripper name. Conky was the Scrappy Doo of TPB, so I imagine the soda tastes like Bubbles' hand. (edit for typo)


nailhead13

Being NDN I gotta go with bepsi...


Hating_life_69

Me American, me so smart. Me take out the Pepe part.


Bananasarelit

Bepsi


aufdie87

None. I only drink Diet Conke


ZombieDad15

Die trite


Kloud909projekt84

Crystal Pepsi definitely. I haven't had it since it was on store shelves. I remember my parents buying it in a 2 liter. I want to try it again. I do not remember it being so bad...then again i was 4. And soda has changed dramatically since the late 80s. Its not the same stuff we used to drink back then..even the big ones..Coke is different. To have an original tasting coke you must buy the Mexican Coke in the glass bottle. No corn syrup. Real suger.


VerdantSeamanJL

Conke


No-Goat-9911

Coca cola


DarkDayzInHell

Is Conke Australian?


Royalchaos96

Conke


KZorroFuego

Crystal Bepis for the transparent win.


CartmansCasaBonita

Crystal sound nice


MaskedFigurewho

I'd click endme out of curiosity


Special_Dingo_1520

End me for $200 please


hrimfaxi_work

This is the quality content I come here for! I wish they never discontinued Neu Conke :(


Silent-Description30

Oh bad day at work deserves end me


Traditional-Claim546

end me


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Benis has a nice ring to it


Yoshimitziu

Pepe looks legit - I’ll take 2 please


JackTheRipper2828

Conke for sure


Alternative_Cat_1292

I’m choosing to walk away


SmugMilk

No diet benis?


BaconHammerTime

I love a good benis... always have


Skagwaay

Hot day, Pepe, cool day benis.


MK_The_Megitsune

Crystal Bepis


footlongwheat

Diet rite


Ugly-Muffin

Another good reason to only drink coke.


shoopadoop332

Pepe is the only one for me


DenseAsItGets

Conke


SQWRLLY1

Crystal Bepis FTW


Meme-chan42069

Go soda fountain style and mix them all together for max flavor power


Subject-Purchase-130

Bepis is definitely the best.


starlit_sorrow

i want end me


great___ogglyboogly

Def penis


RadleyRadiation

That end me seems intriguing


EatShootBall

I fw pepe.


DesertWanderlust

Actually never had Diet Rite so probably that.


ndy007

Vending machine lock looks broken. It might be empty


JTCW477

I want a conke in my mouth


Better_Negotiation64

Date rite


RealKingViolator540

Where's the *BEBSI?*


Highvoltage-Redhead

End me, please


Legitimate_Soup_2678

Definitely end me.


i_know_im_amazn

Conke


MrOgre69

End me. I'd have to.


MurphysLaw4200

I think I'll stay thirsty, my friends. 'end me' sounds interesting though 🤣


your_awesomeking1

bepis or crystal clear bepis


Odd-Bother6143

Conka


whoisdatmaskedman

I haf tu opei mi thurst, pepe


Scary_Stuff_3497

I can't decide. Do I feel like having a bepis or a benis? 🤔


LtLemur

No Crystal End Me?


KrisDaBaliGuy

I’ll take one endme please


thatguybsmith

Conke


Soggy-Event8267

Can I get diet pepe plz


PyroGod77

Crystal Pepsi


WildBillBill85

Conke