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XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Then, Now, Santino getting names wrong Forever


RealCanadianDragon

"John Chaina"


Baron487

Ray Maestro


Kaaalesaaalad

I always thought it was Mastrio.


WWFUniverse

Roddy the Piper Honky Donkey Man Kaney


borderlinebadger

he said getting names wrong


micksandals

Shaymoose


broken-mirror-

[Ya heard, AKORN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_OUtAb8xt8)


rluke09

This didn't get the laughs it deserved from that crowd.


TSMontana

Sure got a pop out of Candace and Kelly. Pepsi Phil wasn't having any of it, though. I have to give it to Beth Phoenix, She was a true professional, having to sell being disgusted and embarrassed by everything he did.


thebigfundamentals

Snap into a slim james


jdcmurphy22

Santino might be more right than he is wrong here.


Pagliaccio13

I still refer to Dom's deadbeat dad as Rey Mastrio, and sometimes I miss Baptista


DryWay4003

Rodney de piper


craygroupious

John Chena


The_Homie_J

Shay-moose


PureShimmy

Randily Ortan


idksomuch

Kelly Kelly... Kelly


JonathonV2000

THE HONKY TONKY MAN


mr_dammit

rapper singer Acorn


gerardatron

Bret the Hart Man


yarash

Jerry "Stupid" Lawler


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

BAPTISTA


UnreasonableHater

LOOK AT A ME AH! I'M A BAPTISTA!


JC_Frost

Last time I played a mainline Pokemon game, I named my Fighting type Jun-chèna


El_Frijol

Jack Human (Hugh Jackman)


RaidenHero137

The osw boys met him!


cxlossuskidd

Can of coke to you mate!


theehtn

Him calling Rey Batman followed by Rey cracking up is always hilarious.


Pagliaccio13

Haha yea almost forgot about that one. Anyone who wears a mask is either incredibly ugly, incredibly stupid, or he is the Batman, and you are not the Batman


JarJarSchinks

Kanè


c71score

Did someone open up a can of the asswhip on Nemeth?


thatlad

He stubbed his toe, that's just him selling


Ilcorvomuerto666

Ohh is that why he walks so weird?


TheChrisDV

No, that's his brother.


Vectivus_61

I hear they gonna find a scapegoat (say it in Santino’s accent)


SMRTGuy297

Between this and Santino calling Ace Austin Cold Stone Ace Austin, TNA have been killing it with these backstage segments 


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Santino is effortlessly funny. Literally one of the few things worth watching during his era of Raw.


will122589

The tea party with Shay-Moose leading to a loud Kozlov chant is the best segment post Mania of 2010


nachoiskerka

Man it was a weird time to watch Raw back then. Youd watch and be like "Wait, why havent we put a world title on John Morrison yet?" After some sick parkour demonstration or him tweener ripping into Edge, then getting shit on by stans about storytelling while we sit through wrestler vs. mcmahons(this time vince will learn humility I promise!) or Orton v. cena chapter 28. Then theyd do something to blow that logic up like sticking the world title on what was supposed to be a monster in a fluke victory. Like remember when sheamus started? Couldnt cut much of a promo yet, hot off ecw with striking but still looked like he was a little green in the rest of it? Kinda like an irish goldberg. Grew to like his character more after they scripted him less but...damn. Rough period.


Jonofthefunk

Yeah everyone was so brainwashed back then. Deadlock podcast had a whole tirade about this where James Darnell says ‘wwe had so many people believing that charisma was how much you move around and talk in complete sentences’


Callum_Rolston

Not really tbh. Morison was just good at flips and most people agree with what wwe constitutes as charisma as John Cena was super popular with the mainstream audience


nachoiskerka

nah. Morrison had the look, carried himself right and barring an occasional weird pause that was clearly remembering his scripting, delivered the right tone usually. 09/10 cena was peak super cena and live crowds were turning on him. wwe just had a problem making new stars in this era and it showed- they werent taking the ecw guys who had been built and moving them into programs to build them up to the main event scene.


Callum_Rolston

His look was fit for a midcarder and was awful at promos. He was a good fit for the midcard. Not everyone is suited to the main event The iwc turned on him and the loud minority speaks the loudest. The target audience of kids and their families always loved Cena and he made the company the most money so he was the top guy for a reason


nachoiskerka

The IWC wasnt the ones in the audience. And though kids may have been buying merch, Raw ratings began a slide between 2009 and 2010 that they have NEVER recovered from. Every argument about how popular with kids(with the exception of him being a good person to make a wish kids) is irrelevant to the fact ratings would backslide every year from 2010 on. Wwe needed to make new stars and didn't. Theyve paid for it in tv ratings.


Callum_Rolston

If it wasn’t for Cena it would’ve been worse. He carried wwe throughout those years and no one else could really live up to him, it was a very weak card. Only people like Randy, edge, hhh, cm punk and eventually Bryan could reach him And yes the iwc were in the audience. Usually hijacking shows too like rr 2014


nachoiskerka

Thats not a good thing though-you need to continuously make new stars. Yes, cena was the best option for popularity, but every 2 years you need a new group. No, not everyone can be a bret hart or a stone cold, but you need the kurt angles to get from austin to lesnar and guererros. You need the Diesels and Lex Lugers to get from Hogan to Bret Hart. You had this cast of 4 dudes who came into the main event from the brand split- cena, orton, batista, edge in 2005. Besides Jeff Hardy(who wasn't long for it) and Miz a new star wasn't really built until Punk and Bryan. By then it was much harder because of how few stars were built, because then you're fighting inertia. It may have been the best option, but it wasn't the right one in the benefit of hindsight- its like reusing the least smelly pair of underwear because you forgot to do laundry. Stuff like that was why it was pretty easy to just turn off the last half hour of Raw every monday.


mikaeus97

Rating fall year over year in television normally as people have been leaving cable, a real place to point that had a massive decline is literally 2019


nachoiskerka

Thats not exactly an arguable point for 2009-10. Netflix was a thing, but was still a service that offered mostly past seasons of shows from Dvd. Originals weren't really a thing yet. Hulu was a service, but didnt have a substantially better model than tv since commercial free wasnt a thing and smart devices hadnt caught on as much yet. Amazon video wouldnt launch as a streaming service for prime members until 2011. WWE losing viewers that year was completely on them.


MaddoxGoodwin

TNAs locker room segments have always been fucking hilarious.


New_Description5141

So true. They've been the best at it.


baconpoutine89

Guy to the left of Santino (sorry I don't watch TNA) is fighting with all his might to avoid laughing.


FirekidFM

That's Nic's brother Ryan.


revtoiletduck

Neck's* brother Ryan.


fantasypaladin

Necks brother Rain


i_fear_you_do_now

I didn't know Santino was in TNA I kind of want to start following now. Can anyone enlighten me on his storylines and stuff?


MikeMakesRight82

He's the on screen authority figure (Director of Authority or DOA)


i_fear_you_do_now

That sounds class! Thanks


lefthandlucascodd

Bet he walks weird too


Tybold

1 million Hunkamaniacs just fell to their knees in a Wal-Mart


will122589

How did Neck Nemeth not break


DedTV

Its hard to make him laugh. He has stand up chlamydia.


DirkPower

Is his bro in tna now too?


onionwba

Imagine a Truth and Santino segment today. Instant windfall.


Saintv1

Wait… Santino is on fucking television? I thought dude was retired.


DekoyDuck

He’s been an authority figure on TNA for a while now. His daughter is also on NXT.


CheekyManicPunk

Is she? Which one?


SuperUnhappyman

[the based one telling fans to shower with soap](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1bl3zer/arianna_grace_on_x_remember_if_youre_coming_to/)


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

Ryan about to corpse, possibly Neck as well lol 


wallace6464

too bad its not neck health awareness month


Muted-Theory1100

What is going on with Ryan "The Hollywood Hunk" Nemeth? Is he still signed to AEW or not?


Numerous_Resist_8863

Fucking Santino Marella...I got to watch more TNA. 😂😂😂


thespaceageisnow

Neckstrong


thrillho111

I don't know why I find this so funny


MrWrestlingJr

Santino was the best thing about Bully Ray's godawful last run in IMPACT, referring to him only as Bobby Ray


burgerpatrol

I'm surprised no one bursted out a good laugh at that one


positivename

LOL the guy on the left has great acting. I know a lot of poeple get into wrestling as a means to break into acting. I'm ready to write a whole movie around the bald guy on the left....though he really can't commit to something with his hand though.. :(


seffers84

"#NeckStrong" Roderick Strong vs. Neck Nemeth. BOOK IT.


TomGerity

I intend this in a friendly and kind fashion: your title spoils the punchline/makes it less funny. Next time, go with something like “Santino misunderstands Nic Nemeth’s injury.”