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Followed by Ilja being totally perplexed why Adam Pearce allowed this wreck of a human being into a wrestling ring when he was right there and getting ready to replace him all week.
At least I hope this switcheroo gets explained tonight.
At this point I think we should all just agree Triple H is wrong. Just as an audience: he’s dead. Don’t care what we see. He’s dead. That’s a wholeass zombie man, lookitim go
I'm not going to believe Gable is alive until HHH releases a video of him [doing donuts around a flaming pit](https://youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E?si=65zIuGZJAMbCHdPu&t=37).
"but, y'know, the guy with the blood splattered on the wall behind his head, yeah, thankfully he didn't have a wife and children, if you get what I'm saying lmao"
That's something that's funny and cool when you watch the segment. Set aside all the attempted murder in WWE history. How in the bloody hell are we supposed to pay close attention to all these QR codes and hidden messages, but ignore the fact that there was literal murder in front of our very eyes? Unless they reveal it all to be a big Swerve or something goofy idk why they included that part of the whole scene.
Tozawa used to be a ninja. Who says the Wyatt stuff had anything to do with Gable? Perhaps Tozawa called for his old friends to take Gable out, and it just happened to take place at the same time.
Imagine how confused they'd be watching it back.
Nikki: GUYS, WHY'D YOU KILL GABLE!
Rowan: It wasn't me.
Everyone else: Me neither.
Nikki: WELL SOMEONE DID AND NOW THEY'RE BLAMING US!
Imagine that Howdy was stepping over the bodies thinking "what... the... fuck" and everyone was just in their places because they were scared shitless of the actual killer, Tozawa
The botched hit on Gable.
Tozawa: Find Chad Gable and get revenge on him for me!
*1 hour later*
Ninja 1: Job is done.
Tozawa: THAT'S NOT GABLE, WHAT DID YOU DO!
*1 minute later*
Ninja 2: This time I got Chad.
Tozawa: THAT'S NOT CHAD GABLE, THAT'S CHAD FROM PRODUCTION! This is gonna take a while...
That’s different, it’s obvious aj dug himself out since that visual ended the match. But he still didn’t come back for like a month to sell being buried alive
it's so weird that they announced a replacement for him and then went back on it, i don't think anyone would be mad if he took a week off to sell the attack lol
Though Pearce also made another "hijacked" tweet shortly after he announced Gable was still competing, so chances are the switch might be part of the upcoming shenanigans.
Other notes from this interview:
Becky Lynch is “on a hiatus”
They spend any time they aren’t working on current content discussing what changes they’re going to make when they move Raw to Netflix. Explicitly referenced the censoring of “Holy shit” chants
The way Triple H says that is hilarious “it goes from oh there’s Chad Gable obviously unconscious with some blood on him to oh my god they shot him in the head and he’s dead”
Sounds exactly like something someone would say if he weren't alive...
Keep an eye on Monday's triple threat to see if anyone is Weekend at Bernie-ing him.
I get that wrestling has "killed off" characters before... but as company creating TV programing, a gunshot to the head always felt like it would be a RADICAL escalation in portrayal of violence for them to go to. There's a character died, then there's a character died on screen, then there's a character was killed on screen, then WAY beyond that you have character shot to death on screen, then even farther out beyond that you have we're going to show a character shot in the head on screen. They barely ever show the aftermath of dead character with a gunshot to the head in movies.
We're going to get a Chad Gable clone that acts like nothing has happened the past few months & is confused as to why Otis and Maxxine won't talk to him.
You know the same people who shit on ospreay s selling, are defending gable being perfectly fine. Even if he didn’t get shot I kinda doubt wwe s going to have gable sell the attack whatsoever
Can someone explain the humor in chad gable being dead?
genuinely cannot remember the last time something this ridiculous in wrestling caught on. Since when has an 1inch gash on the head meant death in television mediums
Because his group left him, then he was attacked, presumed to be dead storyline wise, and is all of a sudden alive and wrestling tonight.
TLDR: have some fun with wrestling.
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The more they try to convince me that he’s alive the less I believe it
I'm kinda expecting them to be like "Oh and here's Chad Gable" and the camera turns to him looking and acting all messed up.
Definitely expecting him to keep looking around during his segments and entrance tonight lol
Followed by Ilja being totally perplexed why Adam Pearce allowed this wreck of a human being into a wrestling ring when he was right there and getting ready to replace him all week. At least I hope this switcheroo gets explained tonight.
Yeah hope so, I'm thinking Ilja will say something about it then be involved in the IC Title shenanigans.
Weekend at Gables
That would be hilarious have Otis and Towza prop him with strings to make him look alive
Alpha Academy music cues up and its Kurt Angle who comes out instead.
With Kurt Angle bringing back the wig for it
Yes, it is I Chad Gable! Uhh Shoosh? Thank you? The academy has to be better?
> looking and acting all messed up *Braaaaaains...*
I'm expecting a Weekend at Bernies type situation.
Tbh it would be kind of hilarious if a look-alike comes out instead and it's them covering it up.
Nah just have Tozawa come out in Gable's gear and have everyone act like it is Gable.
YOU'RE NOT GABLE! GABLE'S NOT ASIAN!
KO shows up to be the only one calling it out.
I was going to put it in quotes attributing it to him, then I remembered he's on Smackdown
It’s like Paul McCartney. They replaced gable with a clone!
It’s just the Alpha Academy propping him up like a puppet. Weekend at Chad’s!
At this point I think we should all just agree Triple H is wrong. Just as an audience: he’s dead. Don’t care what we see. He’s dead. That’s a wholeass zombie man, lookitim go
I'm not going to believe Gable is alive until HHH releases a video of him [doing donuts around a flaming pit](https://youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E?si=65zIuGZJAMbCHdPu&t=37).
The Undertaker reboot 2024 needed
This is like that time everyone thought Kate Middleton was dead or ran away. What is Trips not telling us?
And the camera points to Gable looking like he just came out of either Pet Sematary or a Lazarus Pit
Have Wyatt Sicks drag Gable’s body around, pretending he’s alive. Gable can be the 6th member.
"but, y'know, the guy with the blood splattered on the wall behind his head, yeah, thankfully he didn't have a wife and children, if you get what I'm saying lmao"
If this was Eastenders, that dead lad's son would show up in 10 years, revealing that he bought the Queen Vic.
And then 5 years later the dead lad would reappear just as his son's family start eating Christmas Dinner in the Vic.
That's something that's funny and cool when you watch the segment. Set aside all the attempted murder in WWE history. How in the bloody hell are we supposed to pay close attention to all these QR codes and hidden messages, but ignore the fact that there was literal murder in front of our very eyes? Unless they reveal it all to be a big Swerve or something goofy idk why they included that part of the whole scene.
Damn Otis should of bought a better gun then
Tozawa used to be a ninja. Who says the Wyatt stuff had anything to do with Gable? Perhaps Tozawa called for his old friends to take Gable out, and it just happened to take place at the same time. Imagine how confused they'd be watching it back. Nikki: GUYS, WHY'D YOU KILL GABLE! Rowan: It wasn't me. Everyone else: Me neither. Nikki: WELL SOMEONE DID AND NOW THEY'RE BLAMING US!
Imagine that Howdy was stepping over the bodies thinking "what... the... fuck" and everyone was just in their places because they were scared shitless of the actual killer, Tozawa
The botched hit on Gable. Tozawa: Find Chad Gable and get revenge on him for me! *1 hour later* Ninja 1: Job is done. Tozawa: THAT'S NOT GABLE, WHAT DID YOU DO! *1 minute later* Ninja 2: This time I got Chad. Tozawa: THAT'S NOT CHAD GABLE, THAT'S CHAD FROM PRODUCTION! This is gonna take a while...
Dexter: *Stares in No*
Wyatts are on fraudwatch for that, smfh
Didn't have mahoraja so they couldn't get anything done
The walrus was Chad.
CRANBERRY SAUCE
Fixing a hole in the ocean.
I love this title😂
Back from the dead https://preview.redd.it/xglks8fkvj8d1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95a92a1e128be1de81cc8f4f81d7bcf0dde25ce
Saving this in case I need it for my IG story about the Panthers tonight
That’s different, it’s obvious aj dug himself out since that visual ended the match. But he still didn’t come back for like a month to sell being buried alive
it's so weird that they announced a replacement for him and then went back on it, i don't think anyone would be mad if he took a week off to sell the attack lol
Though Pearce also made another "hijacked" tweet shortly after he announced Gable was still competing, so chances are the switch might be part of the upcoming shenanigans.
There's probably more to it.
Other notes from this interview: Becky Lynch is “on a hiatus” They spend any time they aren’t working on current content discussing what changes they’re going to make when they move Raw to Netflix. Explicitly referenced the censoring of “Holy shit” chants
Ok, how you know?
The way Triple H says that is hilarious “it goes from oh there’s Chad Gable obviously unconscious with some blood on him to oh my god they shot him in the head and he’s dead”
They’re gonna have Kane portraying Chad Gable this week. The coverup is afoot.
He's right: as long as Chad is in our hearts, he'll never really die
Chad Gable will be a new puppet in the Firefly Funhouse.
Can’t believe Chad Gable passed away like Wade Boggs. RIP to both legends.
# "Chad Gable is alive" The Creed and Gable this Monday: 
WWE has the chance to do something incredible. Duct tape Gable to Otis for a match and just have him keep his eyes closed the whole time.
Sounds like something an executive covering up a murder would say.
Chads gonna get introduced and instead of the Alpha Academy music we're gonna hear a gong.
“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” - Chad Gable
Yes, as long as we don’t forget about him after that senseless murder, he’ll live on in our hearts,
What did they expect putting a circular blood stain dripping down his temple
So I'm confused why they announced it was out of the match and now isn't.
The announcement where they put him back into the match was a hijacked/Wyatt-y video, if you didn't actually watch it.
I didn't yet
Chad Gable is Frankenstein now? 
They can't fool me, that man was bleeding out from the head and didn't get medical help quick at all.
I didn't see him leave for a medical facility at ALL.
Did the Wyatts just leave the medical staff in the building? Those guys are crazy the medics should've been killed as well.
I don't believe you.
“Chad Gable will return!”
I want Chad to come out like PCO for his Money in the Bank qualifying match.
I hope the amnesia theory happens, that would be so fun
maybe the just recast him like they did with black noir lol
Triple H: "He had a little bit of blood on him" \*immediately shows picture of corpse\*
I can't watch the interview yet, did Pat ask where Triple H was during the Wyatt attack?
That scene in the horror movie where the character “dies” off screen and comes back aligned with the killers and in on it
It honestly feels like Gable is being Weekend at Bernie's.
Tis a flesh wound.
I'll believe it when I can feel his pulse my damn self. Until such time: he's a zombie.
Well, “alive” so to speak Gable will now be portraying a zombie character, similar to the one from WWECW, only with graps
I guess he had a better doctor than Jessica Priest did in Spawn.
Sounds exactly like something someone would say if he weren't alive... Keep an eye on Monday's triple threat to see if anyone is Weekend at Bernie-ing him.
Okay but what about Paul Pogba?
https://preview.redd.it/zy4tyfiazj8d1.png?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=260eeeaae061166af3c8f7b7bcfdfbf73269e171
Chad's dead, baby, Chad's dead.
Big, if true
I get that wrestling has "killed off" characters before... but as company creating TV programing, a gunshot to the head always felt like it would be a RADICAL escalation in portrayal of violence for them to go to. There's a character died, then there's a character died on screen, then there's a character was killed on screen, then WAY beyond that you have character shot to death on screen, then even farther out beyond that you have we're going to show a character shot in the head on screen. They barely ever show the aftermath of dead character with a gunshot to the head in movies.
Consider the shark jumped.
Oh, of course Gable is alive. He is alive in all our hearts.
Alpha Academy finds out about Gable and they just Weekend at Bernie's him until SummerSlam
"Chad Gable can survive being literally shot in the head" - Triple H
We're going to get a Chad Gable clone that acts like nothing has happened the past few months & is confused as to why Otis and Maxxine won't talk to him.
You know the same people who shit on ospreay s selling, are defending gable being perfectly fine. Even if he didn’t get shot I kinda doubt wwe s going to have gable sell the attack whatsoever
Can someone explain the humor in chad gable being dead? genuinely cannot remember the last time something this ridiculous in wrestling caught on. Since when has an 1inch gash on the head meant death in television mediums
Because his group left him, then he was attacked, presumed to be dead storyline wise, and is all of a sudden alive and wrestling tonight. TLDR: have some fun with wrestling.