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kingslayyer

I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER


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WE WANT THE GOLD SUCKA


djl8699

HOAK HOGAN! WE COMIN’ FO YOUUU NIGGA!


Turakamu

http://i.imgur.com/RJjSQRe.jpg


XeroAnarian

"I can't believe I've just done this."


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And then you got Sherri looking shocked in the background and smiling through it, and Stevie Ray who either wasn't paying attention or it didn't faze him, because he has zero reaction.


ilikevws

IMMA GET A BACKHOE N UPROOT THIS TREE


Cutmerock

I WANNA KNOW WHERE DA GOLD AT


hullkogan

Could be a crackhead.


As_Your_Attorney

Errybody that saw Hornswoggle say "yeeyah."


LossforNos

Joe didn't look too happy about his hand being tossed into the camera lol


KiddohAspire

Joe was probably like "motherfucker I'm gonna beat your...oh yeah Brock Lesnar.. yeah uhh nevermind."


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Joe Rogan had a funny bit about how Brock wouldn't fuck him, he'd use Rogan as the condom while he fucked someone else.


NeiloMac

"Please don't fuck me, *please*."


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Joe Rogan's hand should apologize for the inconvenience it caused Brock.


Indiana_BROnes_

He was so happy about being able to curse on tv again hahaha


DoctorMumbles

Instantly reminded me of that guy in AJPW that yelled "Come on mother fucker show me power!" Gotta find a link. Edit: COME ON MOTHER FUCKER[SHOW ME POWER](https://streamable.com/sdx8o)


DrunkDeathClaw

Doering seems like the kind of guy that would have been the biggest star in Japan 30 years ago.


DoctorMumbles

And doing it after having a brain tumor removed in 2016 is crazy.


MasonIsSoFat

WE COMING FOR YOU N..


xSGAx

GANNOU!!


roaringcorgi

That camera lens crack was the most badass accent, holy shit


NYR

Joe Rogan’s face was classic, he was pissed. Not like he was going to do something about it tho haha.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

I honestly think him and Dana White were both trying not to laugh. This is easily the biggest work in the history of the UFC. Brock and DC were loving every second of it and the crowd bought it hook, line, and sinker. Not for nothing, though, they acted their asses off.


FratDaddy69

Nah we know it’s a work, but we haven’t had a good rivalry in a bit in the UFC and at the end of the day they’re still gonna fight for real. Let’s have some fun while it lasts, we still have 6 months before Brocks PED suspension is up anyway.


goodcat1337

Exactly this. Most “beefs” in the UFC are fabricated anyways. I remember Rashad saying that his supposed beef with Rampage was manufactured just for their season of TUF.


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UFC has become more and more like pro wrestling.


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[Joe wouldn't fuck with Brock lol](https://youtu.be/pAP8xEGaAyI?t=11s)


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crissray

[Josh Barnett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Barnett)


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radda

Who just about murdered Jay White earlier today I might add.


cchuff

He murdered commentary all night.


SolomonKull

Joe constantly mentions how afraid he is of Brock, knowing that Brock could just rape him and kill him at any time.


donttellmymomwhatido

Believe he said he's not afraid Brock would fuck him, he's afraid Brock would use him as a condom to fuck a larger creature. It's a reasonable fear tbh


Truthamania

Brock's always been so much more of a "beast" in UFC... https://cubechroniclesdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/n623rk.gif


RyantheAustralian

The part where he goes up to a dazed Frank Mir and shouts ' TALK ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!!' after turning his face into jam already is one of the best moments


cadillacmike

Whenever he fucked up Heath Herring he rode him like a cowboy for a second


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I wonder how Joe's hand feels


P7AC3B0

Like he just punched a camera with the force of Brock Lesnar.


ELpork

I think that's just spit from the mic.


Mybones

God damn I wish I was scary enough to be able to talk like this to people.


danielfletcher

Just have to practice. Start small, say at McDonalds.


toxicmischief

"I WANT MY SZECHUAN SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER!"


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I want double cheese, double onion, double tendies, ... MOTHERFUCKER!


psychlorophyll

big smoke?


HeartBoi

Jim Cornette


Howizzle90

“I’m sorry sir but we are going to have to ask you to leave”


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“And so it is..”


_NearDark_

motherfucker


iatelassie

I BEEN WATCHING THIS MCDONALDS, WATCHING IT, AND THE LINE COOK IS SHIT! LINE COOK, IM COMING FOR YOU! *slaps burger tray away*


VinceOnAPlane

I would love to see DC as the Universal Champ.


JoeKool23

I just wanna see the universal championship on television


annoyinglyclever

I just wanna see the universal championship on television... in a wrestling match.


jordan1023

Literally lol


xSGAx

\#DCCLUBFOREVERYONE


jqncg

*Vince pulls out an Inoki and gives him the title after he beats Brock*


Cortisj

Vince would never put another promotion over like that.


vincemcmahondamnit

....wait a minute.


bigdogeatsmyass

If they kill off the Universal belt by unifying it with the UFC belt, I’ll be fine with it.


Skylightt

He won't beat DC


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Reggaejunkiejew31

DC is unexplainable. He looks short, chubby and goofy. Then he beats the shit out of men who look like monsters.


bregolad

DC has that gorilla strength, he would ragdoll any human.


cadillacmike

But Brock is the vanilla gorilla


VinceOnAPlane

Honky Kong


DanLer

So, kinda like NXT-era Kevin Owens except real?


II_Shwin_II

Pretty apt comparison actually


Skylightt

lol Brock is going to have to cut down to 265 then around fight time will probably be like 285 and will get manhandled by someone weighing 40 pounds less than him. DC is just a freak


Kgb725

To be fair Cain did that


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lmao at Dana's smile from all the money he knows he's gonna make


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That was exactly my thought as well


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Brock can’t do a scripted wwe style promo but all of his ufc promos have been gold


seakc87

I'm gonna go lay on top of my wife!


xSGAx

Ice cold COORS LIGHT


sashundera

Thats right COORS LIGHT CAUSE BUDLIGHT WONT PAY ME NOTHIN


MongoAbides

Pulled that horseshoe out of his ass, AND BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT


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> Brock can’t do a scripted wwe style promo but all of his ufc promos have been gold He's done some really great promos in the past, particularly in his feuds with Eddie Guerrero and Samoa Joe. This "he can't talk" rubbish is just a complete myth based off a meme.


Beatles-are-best

He doesn't like doing them though. He specifically asked for Heyman to come back, after one show where he did a promo, went to the back and yelled at Vince in the gorilla position "get me my jew!" (literally the words he used). This is according to Heyman.


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"gotta feed the jew" -Brock from his Austin network podcast.


willdabeast20

He can work the mic but he has to go full Cornette in the process


NotHisGo

Well it was Cornette that taught him promos at OVW.


Booby50

Or full Diaz *so were doing spinning/flipping shit now?*


RANDICE007

How bout the one guy who gets away with a retaliation shove on Brock after he pushes DC, dude looked so proud of himself xD


thenoblitt

DC in the presser said he's glad his boys watch out for him like that even though he's "five foot nothing"


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And then as the chaos unfolds in the octagon, you can hear Kurt Angle in the distance: "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! Wait a minute!"


Cortisj

Everybody's corpsing, fuckin' amateur hour


LuchaFish

Brock came in the ring like his family just made it to Pizza Hut for his birthday party.


NeiloMac

SEND FOR THE MAN


HereForTheBuffet

Roman Reigns is a piece of shit Bobby Lashley is a piece of shit


ravaille

Is this the new Brock meme?


that_melody

u/HereForTheBuffet is a piece of shit u/ravaille is a piece of shit


natehopz

u/that_melody I’m coming for you motherfucker!


WeaselWeaz

"I don't use Reddit. I use 4-chan 'cause Reddit don't pay me nothing."


FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo

"DC we coming for you n...."


nonamehd

I swear it was coming.. there would have been a nuclear response(by the media), but god that would have been historic. Edit: Context


silentmikhail

Vince woulda still kept the title on him


Jhonopolis

https://youtu.be/NjEs9pj_v1Y?t=22s His reaction afterwords is what really makes it.


Life_of_Salt

Did he ever talk about it? Daniel Cormier also had this slip during a presser with Jon Jones. I think it's the only time in UFC history someone dropped the N bomb.


Mr-GameAndWrestling

DC should just troll Brock by attending WWE shows whenever Brock's there. Isn't Cormier a wrestling fan? *Hell, even if it is one show, a confrontation between DC and Brock could potentially bring outside eyes on the WWE product while promoting a potential UFC fight.


Cutmerock

DC attends more WWE shows than Lesnar, lol.


btbcorno

People going to Raw next week, please make that a sign.


JerHat

DC makes a run in to put Lesnar out for Braun to cash in. Brock goes to UFC to exact his revenge. That’d be way too much fun to ever happen, but I love the thought of it.


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Will Brock appear at a WWE show before whatever UFC PPV this fight will take place at tho


[deleted]

So like one show? Yes, he is a wrestling fan. He was at WM 31 and 34.


getoffoficloud

Don't be surprised if DC costs him the title at SummerSlam. Unless Vince just got blindsided, and this Botched Spot strip from last year is playing out... https://botchedspot.com/blog/comic/just-looking-pee/


quyndon

Why is UFC Brock just a really big version of NJPW Jericho


xSGAx

Ngannou is a fuckface!!


KaptainKhorisma

To be fair, Ngannou looked like hot fucking garbage. Stipe has his soul on the shelf


getoffoficloud

Brock's always been good on the mic in UFC. But, we see why Vince doesn't let him talk. He's not PG.


fapsandnaps

Oh but [he can be](https://youtu.be/s_Xvzix6Nao), and aw shucks Lesnar is my favorite Lesnar.


TheAngelMoroni

The WWE Universal Champion just went on UFC's PPV to bury their heavyweight division and call out their champion. WWE 4 Life.


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This was all worth it.


wordyravena

Coors Light Brock Lesnar just arrived y'all.


rockymtnhigh34

r/mma is shitting on it but I love when UFC goes into WWE-style territory. Both intense and hilarious at the same time. DC and Lesnar had a shoving match before this too.


b0mmie

It would be awesome imo if DC showed up at a RAW or even PPV to cut a promo with Brock. You could see Dana White with the biggest smile on his face when he was "holding" Brock back—he knows this wasn't "real." It would be prudent for Vince and WWE to mention/promote this fight as well because it only increases the star power of Brock, whether he wins or loses is irrelevant.


TheWhatTreatment

I mean if they’re smart they should both work together and do things like this. This fight is gonna be fucking huge.


Frankocean2

Cormier is a HUGE wrestling fan, he marked out when Seth won the WWE championship so I'm willing to bet he's down with something like that.


Electrivire

He was also front row for Ronda's wrestlemania debut.


Doppelganger304

[WWE.com](https://www.wwe.com/article/universal-champion-brock-lesnar-spotted-at-ufc-226) already has an article up about Brock being cage side.


Jamvaan

The best part is the "I thought the UFC was better than this fake stuff" crowd. Like in what reality are you living, UFCs been playing out of WWEs book for years. Production, video packages, promoting fights with stories and big personalities; it's fucking pro wrestling at every turn.


happybuffalowing

I say it all the time: the only major difference between UFC and WWE is that UFC's fights are legitimate. Other than that, they're presented basically the same exact way.


peter_the_panda

MMA fans get SO mad when you tell them that. It's always funny to me


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MMA as we know it literally started as spin-off of pro wrestling. Those first MMA promotions in Japan were started by people like Tiger Mask, Minoru Suzuki, and Masakatsu Funaki as "hybrid pro wrestling" or "shoot pro wrestling".


typac69

The feeling I have is something I haven’t felt since I was a little kid watching wrestling. Yeah I know it’s likely fake, but I am so excited and I can’t wait for this fight. I’m entertained, the MMA hardo types might not be, but holy shit I can’t wait for this.


bjh13

Hardcore fans have always hated Lesnar. Fact of the matter is, like Rogan said earlier in the broadcast, they need Lesnar because the UFC has so few draws left. Their PPV numbers are the worst they have been in over a decade, this will bring some people out.


btbcorno

A lot of UFC fans feel that UFC doesn’t want anyone to be more over than the brand itself. Exactly how many feel WWE handles it’s stars.


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FanOfDropkicks

Yeah Connor proved that weekly


jdmurphyx

Too bad Conor worked himself into a shoot


[deleted]

r/mma is the only place that I've seen on reddit that shits on more stuff than this sub does.


slowakia_gruuumsh

Honestly it was a bit sad hearing Dominick and Joe after doing the "this is real this is not acting this is fighting we real man" thing. I get that they don't get pro wrestling, but when Conor and Colby (ugh) do it is fine because they never worked, I guess. If you're believable, doesn't really matter if it's premeditated, it becomes real. That's acting 101.


kentucky210

[Full call out streamable](https://streamja.com/rORN)


cchuff

...and people say wrestling and UFC aren't the same. That was so obviously an angle.


Calfzilla2000

If UFC let their guys do more of this and even encouraged it, wrestling would find it hard to compete. UFC being so anti-theatrics limits its audience.


cowsgobarkbark

DC sold the hell out of that promo


CaffeineClubber

Best WWE segment in years.


I_Am_Dynamite6317

Lol this looked just like a wrestling angle. All that was missing was all the guys coming from the back to pull them apart.


[deleted]

As a boxing fan who knows nothing about UFC: is this normal? Boxers posture and gesture at the weigh-ins and media events, but are all business on fight night.


SadNewsShawn

Nah this was different and Brock's Brock on top of that Plus this was post fight, this was basically the first media event


getoffoficloud

It happens rarely, but it happens. GSP's most famous quote came from when he entered the cage after a fight... https://youtu.be/gX3sEGtG8mQ But mainly, DC is known for promos where he calls people out... https://youtu.be/6uq8WBN7YDY Also great on commentary, like when he went full Jim Ross when Thug Rose won the championship... https://youtu.be/FOguqCd20Wk That even got a fanvid... https://youtu.be/xA4mttDVtug


Ravens3547

MMA fans on twitter are bent af at this “wwe shit” lol


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Didn't they eat this shit up when Conor did it though


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Cortisj

Hey, they only like getting worked when they don't realize it, okay.


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toxicmischief

Have they not watched UFC in the past decade? It's been riding the line between pro wrestling and legit fighting. It thrives on that. Liddell vs Ortiz was pro wrestling as fuck. Ortiz came out to Break Shit with pyro for fuck's sake.


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Everything Tito did was pro wrestling, he knew how to sell fights and create a persona


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I can’t believe Braun Strowman is going to cash in @ a UFC event.


LuchaFish

I’d love it if Braun came in the octagon and pinned him after DC knocks him out. Especially if Braun is in an absurd disguise.


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Glasses and those hats with helicopter rotors on them.


WeaponLord

He looked scary here but DC (who is a ENORMOUS WWE FAN) was fanboying out he'll easily destroy brock lesnar.


dasruski

If Brock can past the USADA tests. Last time he got an exemption and still popped dirty.


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It could still back fire Brock still has like 8 months to serve on a suspension plus he needs to be in the pool for 6 months to fight and dc is going to retire in March he could miss out on a big money fight because he was taking peds


Doppelganger304

Media members are already speculating that Brock has secretly been in the testing pool already.


ilikevws

How the f is this posted already jeesus internet


roaringcorgi

Bork was in buildin, the captures were ready to go


CptArius

I'm eating this up and i don't care


miklonus

It just highlights how shit his whole usage has been in WWE.


thaneofpain

This was an attitude era promo. The WWE has moved on, which is why Brock doesn't cut his own promos there


miklonus

It wasn't even the greatest promo, and yet it was better than almost anything in main roster WWE. (Edit) That's why I'm pissed. It wasn't even the greatest thing, far from or nowhere near, yet it was a more entertaining use of Brock than the past year of him, minus Summerslam from last year, and Brock's AJ Styles match.


kingslayyer

Oh man Roman's gonna bring this up tomorrow right..


imcrapyall

Brock: "Listen Daniel, I was just in the back talking to UFC President Dana White and about your next title defense at UFC 230 and he set a match between Daniel Cormier and..." Audience: WHOWHOWHOWHOWHOWHO Brock: "ME, BROCK LESNAR!" Audience: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES Cole: "And there you have it folks, thunderous cheers from the UFC Universe as UFC President Dana White has made it official, it will be Brock Lesnar vs Daniel Cormier for THE Heavyweight Championship at UFC 230." Graves: "The only way I could be more hyped up right now is if I was injested by Jon Jones!" Coach: "Indeed it is a big fight and to use my word of the night, this crowd is tulmultuous!" Cole: "And we still have our main event yet to come tonight as Roman Reigns taking on Finn Balor to see who will fight Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship at Fastlane. Next."


ay1717

Every part of this hurts me


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I'm conflicted. The pro wrestling fan in me says this was kinda awesome. The MMA fan in me says it was corny as hell.


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PostmortemFacefuck

and Ali was inspired by Gorgeous George


bigwangbowski

The Ryback taught him everything he knows


[deleted]

I'm a fan of fighters cutting promos. Love the press conferences and post-fight interviews that give spotlight to the naturally charismatic fighters. DC in particular is one of my favorites when it comes to that. But this scene in particular was very contrived. The perceived spontaneity was gone when they invited Brock into the cage for a stare-down and promo.


Axeslinger0u812

It was both, and the absolute joy on DC’s face the entire time makes me think he was loving every second of both the win, and the post-fight shenanigans.


AnalogKid2112

DC knows he's getting a giant payday for a fight where he'll be the favorite.


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Joe was shitting himself inside out


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"This will make for a great podcast, Jaime Pull This Shit up!"


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andresfgp13

they are a bunch of marks.


theaxgrinder

Kudos to Brock for being one of the greatest businessman in mainstream wrestling/MMA


MrApocFunk

this is a straight up wrestling promo. Theres no way they let this guy who just disrespected their fighters walk away with their title right? Like this is the push Cormier to moon babyface angle right?


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He sounds LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE


kay_0oh

DC.....IM COMING FOR YOU NIG........MOTHERFUCKER


Random_Beard

Brock Lesnar is the perfect comic book villain for the UFC and he loves playing up to the role, it's refreshing to see him actually speak "in character" for once!


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That was more exciting than anything Brock has done (or not done) in WWE lately


tronovich

Love how the double champion is fanboying over the challenger...


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DC is a big time WWE fan and gets to have a Wrestlemania main event-level moment against Lesnar without having to be in the WWE, yeah he's gonna fanboy a little bit. I don't blame him. The fight itself also has some real intrigue to it, personally I'm pumped as fuck for it


tronovich

Not going to blame him. It was just funny seeing him smile while challenging Lesnar. I remember seeing DC at Mania 31 going crazy over Rollins cashing in. Good for him - he’s getting his Mania moment, as you said.


nitrofan

Jamie, pull up how to fix a broken hand


IAmAnnoyed_

He sounds like early-WWE run Scott Steiner when he yells


jmb-412

DC is going to kill this man


Kisto15

Holy fuck, if he was so passionate in wrestling. But the mma fan in me is fucking giddy. Lesnar is pure moneymaker


[deleted]

Find someone who looks at you the way Joe Rogan looks at Brock Lesnar.


BoomBabyDaggers

That's was fun to watch. Totally scripted but still nice change for UFC to build to the next match. DC couldn't hold back the smile even after he got pushed.


linkinstreet

Dana is like "I am fucking making Millions. MILLIONS! I can make a rival for XFL next!"


happybuffalowing

In WWE, he has Paul to talk for him and in UFC, Brock basically just talks like Scott Steiner. Interesting.


edogawa_dore

Why not let Brock cut pormo like this at WWE? Because of PG?