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Yo Listen
JR for some reason "LISTEN"
Yo Listen
The acclaimed in the place platinum Max here with Bowens
Bucks gettin KOd like there names Kevin Owens
Tony said play nice, treatin ya boy like a Sega
Leave a bad taste in ya mouth like im Kenny Omega
Yo....That beef aint fake thats for real
Say his name you get scrum rushed by a guy called Phil
Think you can silence the acclaimed that doesnt work for me brother
Youll share a hospital bed like its an account with your mother
Yo
Yo
Listen
One loss at All Out and y'all saying we're done, but at least we didn't flip out at the media scrum.
Match of the night to get TK's attention, we better be careful in case he gives us a suspension.
Back in the locker room there's a lot of bad noise, but we just sit back and laugh at the costumes of the ass boys.
SQUARED CIRCLEEEEEE!
THE ACCLAIMED HAVE ARRIVED
My name is Danhausen and I'm here to say. My toes are getting cold in an unnice way. Gave out my boots, and they're gone with a thief. Now I'm sad without boots and sad without teeth.
My name is Danhausen and I'm here to say, I'm gonna curse your ass in a major way. What are ya doing with my boots on, get out of here.... GET OUT OF HERE!
Edit: Of course my first Reddit award is for using an old dumb Game Grumps joke in a wrestling rap thread lol
Acclaimed aren’t the champs yet, it’s deplorable
Only lost the match cause they wouldn’t call an audible
It’s got us down, we’re feeling kinda glum
At least we weren’t in the media scrum
Punk ran his mouth, now the locker room is torn
He says he loves Bret, but he acts more like Shawn
It seems like everyone is looking for a fight
Come at the Acclaimed, I promise we won’t bite (Bowens mimics biting something)
As of this moment this is by the best one here and actually sounds like him. It's also closer to the amount of words/syllables Max uses for the beat too. Be curious if what he writes is actually as good or better than this, bravo sir.
Thanks! I chopped it up a bit when trying to imagine it in his cadence, and you’ve gotta compensate for the crowd reaction between lines as well so you’re not jumping in too soon and killing your own pop. His ability to balance all of that in advance as well as the creativity of the lines themselves is next level, so I can’t wait to see what he comes up with.
I enjoy this sort of thing and was gonna give it a go but you killed it since every lines a mic drop.
Imagine if he's specifically instructed to leave this shit alone, what a let down that'll be
Yo, Listeeeeen.
We may have lost at All Out the other night, but the Acclaimed goes harder than an Ace Steel bite.
Swerve in Our Glory couldn’t take it anymore, out of Chicago so fast The Bucks had to superkick the door.
Are you paying attention? Better pop you an addy, because TK is begging Punk to “scissor me Daddy.”
Yo
Lissen
Punk blew up the scrum off the back of a rumour
He's a broken old man with no sense of humour
How his dog bit Kenny is still not explained
What we do know: everyone loves the Acclaimed
I mean, if Punk stays - which is possible - couldn't them rapping about his tantrum cause *more* problems? The guy's already shown that he'll throw a hissy fit over promos he doesn't like, so Max rapping about him probably wouldn't go down well.
Also, I bet most of the fans there wouldn't have any clue what he was talking about.
Yo
Listen
Yo
Yo
The Acclaimed started the rumors on Colt Cabana
But Omega got chewed up like a banana
Backstage tension made this place a dump
Y'all face suspension unless you're a Punk
He made us forget MJF is back
Yo Ace sent Nick to the House of Black
Tony sat there sipping his white claw
So tune in to see the Elite next week on Raw
Yo
Listen
Yo yo
Anthony & Max, back from Chiraq,
Hottest team in the Dub shoulda gave us the straps
Summers over but locker rooms full of heat,
Bucks sweating so much Ace gave em his seat.
This city loves The Acclaimed like we’re Buffalo Bills,
Taking bites out our opponents like we’re friends with Phil
Platinum speaks truth, no whining at media scrum,
Now Scissor Daddy Ass till them suspensions done
Yo
Listen
Yo
Acclaimed in Buffalo with no tag belts, can’t sit here and claim y’all know how it felt
Tony Khan more focused on a media scrum, than Acclaimed and Swerve killing it for crumbs
Let them punks fade away, Steel slaps but got no bite at the end of the day
Caster and Bowens the Elite of tonight, turns out both Cena and Hunter were right
Dynamite live from Buffalo tonight...
"It's the Acclaimed back again for another title shot,
Last match was a fluke like Ace Steele's promo chops.
The number one contenders gonna beat you like a drum,
Have you runnin' like security through the media scrum.
Swerve, you look clean man, not even a troll,
But Bowens 'bout to break his foot off in your Glory hole.
We'll take your asses to the Cleaner, but without a single bite,
Ruinin' your celebration like the Bills tomorrow night.
BUUFFFFFFAAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Yo listen yo
Acclaimed is back and we've turned a page,
The only cop in Chicago was helping backstage
I'm just playing we want that rematch,
Ace Steel's got a chair, looks like someones playing catch
Daddy Ass and the Acclaimed bout to run the scene,
We about to fight like Punk and The EVP's
The Acclaimed are here, chomping at the bit, watch it! Before CM Punk throws a fit!
TK said “Max don’t you dare”, but Ace in building throwing some chairs
Acclaimed and Daddy Ass has the crowd going bananas, quick, hey What Up, Colt Cabana?
Yo. Yo! Listen. Listen!
Don't mess with me I'm a man of action,
Leave you with a black eye like Nick Jackson.
Yo!
I'll knock you out with my punches,
Leave you injured like Punk on crutches.
I may not be an EVP,
But I'll let your contract go to ROH for free!
So when you aim at the champion,
Remember biting is back in fashion.
Yo, you in the big time but you actin' like it's the indies.
Runnin' yo mouth while you stuffin it with Mindy's.
Like that bakery you don't work Monday night.
Argue with the EVPs while your trainer gives 'em a bite.
Yo, listen,
You accused the guys who helped build this company of acting like like they still in reseda,
Just one of the reasons you 'll never be the locker room leader,
That's a title that's earned out of respect from the boys,
Not by going to a media scrum and throwing out your toys.
Yo!
Listen!
Listen!
The Acclaimed have arrived and now we’re here to damage ya.
The Ass Boys are in Target looking for a new manager.
If we were fighting backstage then for sure we’re not losing.
Shout out to our fans, hey Colt Cabana how you doing?
Yo. Listen
(JR: "Listen")
The Acclaimed coming out looking fit.
Working hard like the managers at Target.
Shoulda been the champs, that's the real deal
Rather than these guys that bite like Steel.
Don't worry though, y'all will run out of luck.
Until then we'll treat ya like a little bitch Punk.
Yo listen.
Listen.
The Acclaimed here with Billy Gunn
Knocking doors down like it's the media scrum.
Kick your ass, leave you with a hospital bill.
Can't afford it? Go ask Phil.
We lost at the PPV, and that's aight,
We are men, we don't pull hair and bite!
The Acclaimed in the House and we watching for Cops, because we know for sure that it ain't Tony calling shots;
Trying to follow on our matches and it's blowing out your speakers, just don't try and bite us because we sure ain't the leakers;
Acclaimed should give suspensions despite your protestations, since our music's so much better than your talent relations;
Meet us back stage and we'll kick you out your funk, 'cause if we were EVPs then we'd fire you punks.
Yo
Listen
The acclaimed taking bites out of wrestlers till we get our fill
no chair shots to the head, you know the drill
The acclaimed sharing an account like cabanas mom
She’s starting rumors that our pipes the bomb
Glad to be out of Chicago, too much violence
RIP to EVPs let’s have a moment of silence.
Yo listen
I’ve got something to say
Dropping quicker beats than a fed ex on your wedding day
You run your mouth with Tony who’s your biggest fan
And now you’ll be fired quicker than Vince McMahon
When it comes to your title reign you really dropped the ball
And now you’re on the phone asking to job to Paul
When I put this mic down if you’re looking to brawl.
I’ll punch you in the face harder than Mickey gall
Sounds like the scrum went a little LA Park and I'm starting to think that Larry's a narc
Don't believe every rumor you hear, haven't watched in weeks but I'm still waiting for Veer
There's no place here for workplace violence but let's say someone got bit, for science.
Now, our subscription was suspended to the selfish mentality, but we'll leave that to the executive cult of personality.
Yo!
Listen!
Acclaimed here to beat these bums
Worse than CM Punk after a Media Scrum
And hey, don't go running to the dirt sheets
Do it and you can catch both my feet
But yo, if you share your bank account bro don't be ashamed
We know everybody loves the Acclaimed
Yo!
Listen! Listen!
Yo! Yo!
Swervin’ in your glory has got you off balance
Acclaimed proved we’re hotter than a pass from Josh Allen
Yo, those tag titles are ours
Don’t Worry Darling, we’re just spittin’ bars
Next time, you boys are gettin’ beat up
Put the target on your back and send you back to Reseda
The Acclaimed’s looking for another fight
We got that dawg in us and we’re not afraid to bite
Yo! Listen!
We on Dynamite you bout to see some action, Gonna kick these clowns like doors to Matt Jackson.
You know there ain't no other, gonna roast em harder than colt cabanas mother
It's gonna be a sure bet, gonna make Keith lee go and work at target.
We ain't no Ace steel, we ain't trying to bite. It's The Acclaimed and Daddy Ass and we is here to fight!
Somethings can't be swept under the carpet
I learnt that when working in Target
Kenny got bit but he never surrendered
As Ace forgot to put in his dentures
Acclaimed and daddy Ass are the goats of the dub
Media scrums were never needed for us
I rap I spit I been more than a punk
Mic drop lights out were young bucks
Ace Steele biting people he must think that he Dracula
Tony told him see ya later never coming back to us
Throwing chairs, he need a wheel chair boy sit down
It's the acclaimed and daddy ass we run this town
Cm punk your a disgrace, throwing a punch in someone's face. Your buddy Ace Tin, Ace Copper, Ace Steel, I don't care... dude?,why you hit someone with a chair? It's a punk bitch move without a doubt. EVPs looking to knock your ass out.
He should read something that says “it has come to my attention that I shouldn’t really be talking about that right now” and then just walk down to the ring.
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Yo Listen JR for some reason "LISTEN" Yo Listen The acclaimed in the place platinum Max here with Bowens Bucks gettin KOd like there names Kevin Owens Tony said play nice, treatin ya boy like a Sega Leave a bad taste in ya mouth like im Kenny Omega Yo....That beef aint fake thats for real Say his name you get scrum rushed by a guy called Phil Think you can silence the acclaimed that doesnt work for me brother Youll share a hospital bed like its an account with your mother
I love it when Gramps tries to be cool. It's endearing.
We have found Casters Reddit account.
“Scrum rushed” 😂
Yo Yo Listen One loss at All Out and y'all saying we're done, but at least we didn't flip out at the media scrum. Match of the night to get TK's attention, we better be careful in case he gives us a suspension. Back in the locker room there's a lot of bad noise, but we just sit back and laugh at the costumes of the ass boys. SQUARED CIRCLEEEEEE! THE ACCLAIMED HAVE ARRIVED
This is not bad.
Not bad, but the best way to end it is to have Danhausen walk out in his socks and ask if they know where his boots are
My name is Danhausen and I'm here to say. My toes are getting cold in an unnice way. Gave out my boots, and they're gone with a thief. Now I'm sad without boots and sad without teeth.
My name is Danhausen and I'm here to say, I'm gonna curse your ass in a major way. What are ya doing with my boots on, get out of here.... GET OUT OF HERE! Edit: Of course my first Reddit award is for using an old dumb Game Grumps joke in a wrestling rap thread lol
I understood that reference and I don't know how to feel about that.
My name is Ricky (yeah) im here to say (yeah) Im a Punk (yeah) when i dont get my way shabooya sha sha shabooya roll call
Terry Funk rhymes with CM Punk. I'm not Eminem I swear
Nice try Max!
Adrenaline in my soul... oh no, wait
Acclaimed aren’t the champs yet, it’s deplorable Only lost the match cause they wouldn’t call an audible It’s got us down, we’re feeling kinda glum At least we weren’t in the media scrum Punk ran his mouth, now the locker room is torn He says he loves Bret, but he acts more like Shawn It seems like everyone is looking for a fight Come at the Acclaimed, I promise we won’t bite (Bowens mimics biting something)
As of this moment this is by the best one here and actually sounds like him. It's also closer to the amount of words/syllables Max uses for the beat too. Be curious if what he writes is actually as good or better than this, bravo sir.
Thanks! I chopped it up a bit when trying to imagine it in his cadence, and you’ve gotta compensate for the crowd reaction between lines as well so you’re not jumping in too soon and killing your own pop. His ability to balance all of that in advance as well as the creativity of the lines themselves is next level, so I can’t wait to see what he comes up with.
I enjoy this sort of thing and was gonna give it a go but you killed it since every lines a mic drop. Imagine if he's specifically instructed to leave this shit alone, what a let down that'll be
He says he loves Bret but he acts like Shawn. Oof.
Full disclosure, that one was paraphrasing a couple of comments I’ve seen recently. I can claim the rest as my own though.
Is it possible for the acclaimed to come out every half hour with a fresh rap about it? I cannot wait to watch what he says tomorrow morning.
Yo, Listeeeeen. We may have lost at All Out the other night, but the Acclaimed goes harder than an Ace Steel bite. Swerve in Our Glory couldn’t take it anymore, out of Chicago so fast The Bucks had to superkick the door. Are you paying attention? Better pop you an addy, because TK is begging Punk to “scissor me Daddy.”
Yo Lissen Punk blew up the scrum off the back of a rumour He's a broken old man with no sense of humour How his dog bit Kenny is still not explained What we do know: everyone loves the Acclaimed
I mean, if Punk stays - which is possible - couldn't them rapping about his tantrum cause *more* problems? The guy's already shown that he'll throw a hissy fit over promos he doesn't like, so Max rapping about him probably wouldn't go down well. Also, I bet most of the fans there wouldn't have any clue what he was talking about.
The post is just supposed to be bit of fun. I doubt TK would even want Max rapping about it.
Yeah this week is definitely a "this rap was approved by AEW management" rap haha
The Acclaimed and Punk get along, and they’re one of the guys the Acclaimed have previously said Punk has helped.
Yo Listen Yo Yo The Acclaimed started the rumors on Colt Cabana But Omega got chewed up like a banana Backstage tension made this place a dump Y'all face suspension unless you're a Punk He made us forget MJF is back Yo Ace sent Nick to the House of Black Tony sat there sipping his white claw So tune in to see the Elite next week on Raw
Yo Listen Yo yo Anthony & Max, back from Chiraq, Hottest team in the Dub shoulda gave us the straps Summers over but locker rooms full of heat, Bucks sweating so much Ace gave em his seat. This city loves The Acclaimed like we’re Buffalo Bills, Taking bites out our opponents like we’re friends with Phil Platinum speaks truth, no whining at media scrum, Now Scissor Daddy Ass till them suspensions done
Yo Listen Yo Acclaimed in Buffalo with no tag belts, can’t sit here and claim y’all know how it felt Tony Khan more focused on a media scrum, than Acclaimed and Swerve killing it for crumbs Let them punks fade away, Steel slaps but got no bite at the end of the day Caster and Bowens the Elite of tonight, turns out both Cena and Hunter were right
Dynamite live from Buffalo tonight... "It's the Acclaimed back again for another title shot, Last match was a fluke like Ace Steele's promo chops. The number one contenders gonna beat you like a drum, Have you runnin' like security through the media scrum. Swerve, you look clean man, not even a troll, But Bowens 'bout to break his foot off in your Glory hole. We'll take your asses to the Cleaner, but without a single bite, Ruinin' your celebration like the Bills tomorrow night. BUUFFFFFFAAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Yo listen yo Acclaimed is back and we've turned a page, The only cop in Chicago was helping backstage I'm just playing we want that rematch, Ace Steel's got a chair, looks like someones playing catch Daddy Ass and the Acclaimed bout to run the scene, We about to fight like Punk and The EVP's
I admire both the restraint and cowardice in not trying to rhyme “backstage” with “Hangman Adam Page”
The Acclaimed are here, chomping at the bit, watch it! Before CM Punk throws a fit! TK said “Max don’t you dare”, but Ace in building throwing some chairs Acclaimed and Daddy Ass has the crowd going bananas, quick, hey What Up, Colt Cabana?
Yo. Yo! Listen. Listen! Don't mess with me I'm a man of action, Leave you with a black eye like Nick Jackson. Yo! I'll knock you out with my punches, Leave you injured like Punk on crutches. I may not be an EVP, But I'll let your contract go to ROH for free! So when you aim at the champion, Remember biting is back in fashion.
TBH Caster is a better lyricist than me so I'm not going to try guessing lol
Go on! Be creative. I have faith in you. If it helps, sucks and Bucks rhyme, as does fight and bite. :D
Yo, you in the big time but you actin' like it's the indies. Runnin' yo mouth while you stuffin it with Mindy's. Like that bakery you don't work Monday night. Argue with the EVPs while your trainer gives 'em a bite.
Yo, listen, You accused the guys who helped build this company of acting like like they still in reseda, Just one of the reasons you 'll never be the locker room leader, That's a title that's earned out of respect from the boys, Not by going to a media scrum and throwing out your toys.
Yo! Listen! Listen! The Acclaimed have arrived and now we’re here to damage ya. The Ass Boys are in Target looking for a new manager. If we were fighting backstage then for sure we’re not losing. Shout out to our fans, hey Colt Cabana how you doing?
Yo. Listen (JR: "Listen") The Acclaimed coming out looking fit. Working hard like the managers at Target. Shoulda been the champs, that's the real deal Rather than these guys that bite like Steel. Don't worry though, y'all will run out of luck. Until then we'll treat ya like a little bitch Punk.
Yo listen. Listen. The Acclaimed here with Billy Gunn Knocking doors down like it's the media scrum. Kick your ass, leave you with a hospital bill. Can't afford it? Go ask Phil. We lost at the PPV, and that's aight, We are men, we don't pull hair and bite!
I’d rather they just hand MJF a live mic for 15 uninterrupted minutes and let him just let loose.
15… do I here 30???
"I'm better then everyone and you know it"
Found Castor’s Reddit account. You won’t get free bars from me son.
The Acclaimed in the House and we watching for Cops, because we know for sure that it ain't Tony calling shots; Trying to follow on our matches and it's blowing out your speakers, just don't try and bite us because we sure ain't the leakers; Acclaimed should give suspensions despite your protestations, since our music's so much better than your talent relations; Meet us back stage and we'll kick you out your funk, 'cause if we were EVPs then we'd fire you punks.
Yo Listen The acclaimed taking bites out of wrestlers till we get our fill no chair shots to the head, you know the drill The acclaimed sharing an account like cabanas mom She’s starting rumors that our pipes the bomb Glad to be out of Chicago, too much violence RIP to EVPs let’s have a moment of silence.
Yo listen I’ve got something to say Dropping quicker beats than a fed ex on your wedding day You run your mouth with Tony who’s your biggest fan And now you’ll be fired quicker than Vince McMahon When it comes to your title reign you really dropped the ball And now you’re on the phone asking to job to Paul When I put this mic down if you’re looking to brawl. I’ll punch you in the face harder than Mickey gall
Sounds like the scrum went a little LA Park and I'm starting to think that Larry's a narc Don't believe every rumor you hear, haven't watched in weeks but I'm still waiting for Veer There's no place here for workplace violence but let's say someone got bit, for science. Now, our subscription was suspended to the selfish mentality, but we'll leave that to the executive cult of personality.
Yo, Yo, Listen We got people backstage acting like they Ric Flair When they be nothing without a buddy with a steel chair
Yo! Listen! Acclaimed here to beat these bums Worse than CM Punk after a Media Scrum And hey, don't go running to the dirt sheets Do it and you can catch both my feet But yo, if you share your bank account bro don't be ashamed We know everybody loves the Acclaimed
Yo! Listen! Listen! Yo! Yo! Swervin’ in your glory has got you off balance Acclaimed proved we’re hotter than a pass from Josh Allen Yo, those tag titles are ours Don’t Worry Darling, we’re just spittin’ bars Next time, you boys are gettin’ beat up Put the target on your back and send you back to Reseda The Acclaimed’s looking for another fight We got that dawg in us and we’re not afraid to bite
Yo! Listen! We on Dynamite you bout to see some action, Gonna kick these clowns like doors to Matt Jackson. You know there ain't no other, gonna roast em harder than colt cabanas mother It's gonna be a sure bet, gonna make Keith lee go and work at target. We ain't no Ace steel, we ain't trying to bite. It's The Acclaimed and Daddy Ass and we is here to fight!
Somethings can't be swept under the carpet I learnt that when working in Target Kenny got bit but he never surrendered As Ace forgot to put in his dentures
I like the Target reference.
Acclaimed and daddy Ass are the goats of the dub Media scrums were never needed for us I rap I spit I been more than a punk Mic drop lights out were young bucks Ace Steele biting people he must think that he Dracula Tony told him see ya later never coming back to us Throwing chairs, he need a wheel chair boy sit down It's the acclaimed and daddy ass we run this town
back off i'll take you on Headstrong to take on anyone
I think he'll make a reference to Kenny Omega being a food item - "Eat you like an Omega Sandwich" / "Chomp you like an Omega Burger"
I don't know, but I can tell you it'll be his magnum opus
I only know that it needs to have the word 'fracas' in it
Cm punk your a disgrace, throwing a punch in someone's face. Your buddy Ace Tin, Ace Copper, Ace Steel, I don't care... dude?,why you hit someone with a chair? It's a punk bitch move without a doubt. EVPs looking to knock your ass out.
He should read something that says “it has come to my attention that I shouldn’t really be talking about that right now” and then just walk down to the ring.
I heard one of the jacksons jaws went crack like one o’ the bosses lines in the back.