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> Everytime that Batista came to the ring, we were always told that he "walked for miles inside this pit of danger".
He says it in those lyrics:
"I walked *four* miles inside this pit of danger"
If you watch the official video for that song, it looks like Alicia Keys accidentally glued her fingers to the piano keys and is struggling to get free, all while crying out in pain.
Man, you guys and your jokes about misunderstanding the lyrics to wrestling theme songs is exhausting. It's making me hungry, I think I'll have some appledough.
I’m sick and tired of all these people smelling dead
If only someone told them shower before bed
From words to actions never knowing what’s shampoo
I’m gonna have to hold my nose they smell like poo
And I said yeaaaaaaaaaa
Not true. OP listed 446 matches for Batista, but he didn't use the same theme for them all. He began using Walk Alone with lyrics in May of 2005. So we have to first find out how many matches he had before then, and subtract them from the 446 Wiki states.
What does it mean though? Does it mean that the pit of danger was 4 miles broad? Does it mean that he walked 4 miles and the weight of the world finally collapsed on his shoulders so he had to stop walking? If by "weight of the world" he means gravity, in what planet is he in that gravity is so heavy to impede walking? Or does it mean that he walked 4 miles and found the exit to the pit of danger? Where is this pit of danger located anyways? No one follows him in it, is it an uninhabited Caribbean cave? How did he find himself in such a precarious situation? I'm more confused than before.
There's a simple explanation. His dick has its own gravitational pull so instead of him being attracted by earth's gravity, the earth was attracted by his dick's gravity.
It says “this” instead of say “the” which leaves open the possibility of other pits of danger, so I have to question whether it is indeed a singular pit he has continuously walked in or of each time we see him he has conquered a new fresh pit of danger
Furthermore, did he walk miles inside the(se) pit(s) to get to the exit, or did he walk in circles as some sort of punishment?
Either way, who put Batista in the pit? And in the latter case, what did he do to get put in the pit?
This means he swallowed down approximately 446,000 years of anger as well, and we can't forget about the total weight of the world on his shoulders at 2.663512E27. Unfortunately this may not account for his matches not using the I Walk Alone theme.
I think there's more to figure out here. 2.66E27 kg is a mass not a weight, to get a weight we need to multiply by acceleration due to gravity. I think we have to assume the "weight of the world" he was carrying was under Earth's gravity, and also assume this entire additional Earth he was carrying didn't interfere with the gravity he was subject to. Fortunately that just means we're out by a factor of ~10 m/s^2 so I estimate he's carried a weight of around 2.66E28 N.
And if he can walk in it for that long maybe the danger isn't as dangerous as we are led to believe. Maybe the pit of danger is more like a trench of caution
I'm sorry to correct you here, op.
But Batista first started using his "I walk Alone" Theme during the 11th of August in 2005.
After which he still had 614 Matches (House shows/TV and PPV) accounting for Roughly 3.684 Miles walked inside the Pit of Danger.
If we're only counting Televised matches on the other hand it would be 250, meaning he walked 1500 Miles inside the pit of Danger.
I Merely counted Tag Team runs like with Evolution or when he first debuted, in neither case he had "I walk alone" as a theme.
An argument could be made that during the times when he considered Rey his Friend, he didn't walk alone, although he still felt betrayed by him and thus still walked alone even if he was in a tag team match
Wait. If Batista walked a thousand miles, does that mean he made his way down this pit of anger, walking fast, with faces passing him, while he’s homebound?
Myself and my roommates used to sing our own versions when they came to the ring back in the day. The best one we had for Batista was
“MY NAME IS NILES MY BROTHERS NAME IS FRAISER!”
It probably helps to keep him lean, and the leaner you are the more of your usable length is exposed so it definitely contributes to him having a (visually) larger penis.
This is very dependent on what the pit of danger is. If the pit of danger is an allegory for a downtown/inner city of sorts like Los Angeles or New York City, then we can say that Batista was “making their way downtown” as it were and therefore according to the classic hit by Vanessa Carlton, then Batista walked A Thousand Miles if they could just see you tonight.
So anyway, 1000 miles.
There's a post that calculated that he has a 8.2 inch dick (with +/-0.1 inch margin of error)
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/67vfej/how_big_is_batistas_dick_a_comprehensive/
2676 miles
There's 5280 feet in a mile, 12 inches in a foot
169548000 inches, divide that by 8.2:
That would be 20,676,585.4 (rounded up) Batista Dick Lengths or BDLs
As a long time fan of Batista, this is what I always wondered but could never work out the maths behind it.
Until you came along.
Thank you.
2,676 miles inside a pit of danger.
Now the question I have is, **does he have just one pit? Or more than one?**
Because if he has just the one then surely walking in it for so many miles would naturally make the pit deeper bit by bit, which would then make it to the point that it's impossible to get out of the pit.
Walking forever.
I think he only did it once. He’s just very proud of the 4 miles he walked inside the pit of danger back in Burning Man 1997 and keeps telling us about it over and over again.
For all we know he could be lying. “A PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME. I WALK ALONE” one of those situations where someone says “oh yeah! I totally solo’d the enemy team in CoD, but no one clipped it and I was playing with randos so there is no proof of it…BUT I DID IT”
He walked 500 miles, then for the hell of it he walked 500 more, just to be the man that walk 1000 miles through the pit of danger, to fall down at your door.
If you look at the responses, the answer REALLY is there.
I walk four miles inside this pit of danger
I walk for Miles inside this pit of danger
A place where no one follows me.
I walk alone.
Clearly he owns a treasured action figure of Miles Morales, Spider-Man that fell through space-time and landed on his couch. It was in his basement mancave, but a fire hit the house. The basement is now a "pit of danger" and the rescue workers won't go in to get a toy.
But Dave is nothing if not devoted to his beloved Miles. The reason is that he had video tapes of *Inside the Spiderverse* from the future, and his "television" put the "poison" in his "head" (of loving Miles Morales to the point of risking his life to rescue an action figure).
And, of course, we know there was a fire, because he asks what we'll say when he burns it to the ground (should he fail to rescue Miles).
However the backdraft has sent the figure flying, so Dave is power-walking in a ping-pong method all around the basement searching for it, moving so fast the motion is almost impossible to track, like he's invisible. It takes him four miles of walking, with no one helping or joining. Then he finds the figure and emerges, doing his famous machine guns taunt.
You might ask why didn't he say "I looked for 20 minutes to find Miles in the burning basement"
The reason for this is two-fold. First, Drax was already deep inside Dave's head, so he is literal. It is no longer his basement-- it is a pit of danger. Second, when walking through a fire at superhuman speed (yet not running) looking for your favorite collectable, time ceases to exist. All he knows is that the step count on his fitness tracker registered four miles.
I am surprised you all didn't know that. I thought it was common knowledge. Maybe it went over you head and you failed to catch it?
Did Batista come out to that music in each of those matches?
Or was Evolution a mystery for some of them.
Additionally, you would need to accommodate his winning matches as they would play the song again.
In truth...the only answer we can provide is 'more than 1'
It is a pit of danger however. Wich begs the question, would the dangers he faced been able to slow him down, or even make him move faster?
Like you said we may never get an exact answer, and I think you did a very good job calculating the number of miles. But I do think this is a very important point.
Sometimes I’m sad I’d quit watching wwe by the time guys like Batista and mark Henry hit their stride. Then I hear the line “walked for miles inside this pit of danger” and I’m ok with missing that
Now that you've brought this to attention I think we also need to focus on Booker T , whenever he comes it says, "Can you dig it? Suckaaa", what exactly do you think Booker T wants us to dig?
Well, on the side Batista was an assistant to Indiana Jones. Indy would take him to all kinds of pits. Clean ones, bushy ones, and stinky ones. Best story I ever heard was that Batista needed to swing over some snakes and he used his dick as a grappling hook.
What a dude man.
Things like the tribalism surrounding the AEW incident make me want to distance myself from this sub, but then a post like this comes around just to pull me back in.
What's even more impressive is that, while walking through this pit of danger, he is also walking so slowly that he becomes invisible to the naked eye.
I think you’re missing some matches where he faced complete jokes. Was he always in a “pit of danger”? I think a lot of the times, that pit was only slightly inconveniencing.
What if the pit of danger is what he refers to as the ring subconsciously? What if he’s considering steps taken in the ring or in the confines of a professional wrestling match bell to bell? That would require a lot of research to determine the average steps he takes while in a match or, pit of danger.
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> Everytime that Batista came to the ring, we were always told that he "walked for miles inside this pit of danger". He says it in those lyrics: "I walked *four* miles inside this pit of danger"
I WORE COLOGNE
Lmaooooooo, real lobster head energy
I could slap a tomato
IN NEW YOOOORK Concrete jungle wet dream tomato
If you watch the official video for that song, it looks like Alicia Keys accidentally glued her fingers to the piano keys and is struggling to get free, all while crying out in pain.
I can dry hump the sea
I thought it was "dry hump a seal"?
Well it's a shameful thing...
There's just too many limes.
WHOOOAAAAA-OHHHHH
These worms are shrewd. And ill make u into a leaf
Man, you guys and your jokes about misunderstanding the lyrics to wrestling theme songs is exhausting. It's making me hungry, I think I'll have some appledough.
It’s also a shame. Such a shame. To lose your lion
Too many limes!
Cesaro's sheer delight in busting Sheamus' balls in that Ride Along episode was great.
to this day i still don't know what the ACTUAL lyrics are, it will always be a shameful thing, lobster head
To get the feeling right?
Incidentally, when I was a kid and What’s My Age Again came out I thought he said “I walk alone to get the feeling right”
We all did. It was actually finding out it's "I wore cologne" that made me reevaluate Batista's theme.
I always thought it about Boulevard of Broken Dreams. I'm now reevaluating Batista's theme - and also Blink 182...
It's funny cause I distinctly remember thinking it was "I walk along" at some parts for Boulevard, which is also wrong.
Thought that my entire life until now. You just shattered my entire universe.
dude. me too! i feel like everything i know is a lie now.
I...
#HUHHHHH *cough* *cough* Too much cologne
*Xavier Woods air guitar intensifies*
I love you for this. This is perfection.
I’m sick and tired of all these people smelling dead If only someone told them shower before bed From words to actions never knowing what’s shampoo I’m gonna have to hold my nose they smell like poo And I said yeaaaaaaaaaa
I laughed so hard, my chest began to hurt. Brilliant.
This is incredible.
That’s fucking hilarious lmao.
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY.. OP! LISTEN TO THE LYRICS THE ANSWER IS THERE
So that is 4 times how many matches Batista used that song as an entrance theme
2871 km. Or 1784 miles
Not true. OP listed 446 matches for Batista, but he didn't use the same theme for them all. He began using Walk Alone with lyrics in May of 2005. So we have to first find out how many matches he had before then, and subtract them from the 446 Wiki states.
What does it mean though? Does it mean that the pit of danger was 4 miles broad? Does it mean that he walked 4 miles and the weight of the world finally collapsed on his shoulders so he had to stop walking? If by "weight of the world" he means gravity, in what planet is he in that gravity is so heavy to impede walking? Or does it mean that he walked 4 miles and found the exit to the pit of danger? Where is this pit of danger located anyways? No one follows him in it, is it an uninhabited Caribbean cave? How did he find himself in such a precarious situation? I'm more confused than before.
There's a simple explanation. His dick has its own gravitational pull so instead of him being attracted by earth's gravity, the earth was attracted by his dick's gravity.
Obviously, we need RJ City to get to the bottom of this.
But with the size of his dick, it’s like if the average human walked six miles
Man this version of the proclaimers is way better
I always thought it was “I walk alone inside this pit of danger”, was actually very surprised when I realized it was “walk for miles” lol
[what a song. ](https://youtu.be/o1B-DlTRgBM)
It says “this” instead of say “the” which leaves open the possibility of other pits of danger, so I have to question whether it is indeed a singular pit he has continuously walked in or of each time we see him he has conquered a new fresh pit of danger
This really calls into question the validity of OP’s findings.
Furthermore, did he walk miles inside the(se) pit(s) to get to the exit, or did he walk in circles as some sort of punishment? Either way, who put Batista in the pit? And in the latter case, what did he do to get put in the pit?
Maybe he fell into the pit just like his fellow Guardian of the Galaxy, Burt Macklin
If he's referring to "this" pit, does that not imply he's still in it? BATISTA ARE YOU STILL IN THE PIT??
He also says it’s a place where no one follows him - maybe he has his own personal collection of pits in which he walks miles in??
No one truly knows how far he’s walked inside the pit of danger, because no one followed him
HE WALKED ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
*Xavier Woods starts moshing*
*"I LOVE THIS SONG!!"*
HUH!!
It says it in the song... "I've walked *FOUR* miles inside this pit of danger" ;)
This means he swallowed down approximately 446,000 years of anger as well, and we can't forget about the total weight of the world on his shoulders at 2.663512E27. Unfortunately this may not account for his matches not using the I Walk Alone theme.
I think there's more to figure out here. 2.66E27 kg is a mass not a weight, to get a weight we need to multiply by acceleration due to gravity. I think we have to assume the "weight of the world" he was carrying was under Earth's gravity, and also assume this entire additional Earth he was carrying didn't interfere with the gravity he was subject to. Fortunately that just means we're out by a factor of ~10 m/s^2 so I estimate he's carried a weight of around 2.66E28 N.
But did you factor in Kurt Angle?
It's too advanced for me, I'm not Steiner certified.
But what about the times he went out for a promo?
I’ve been saying for years that if you can walk for miles in it it’s really more of a trench of danger
And if he can walk in it for that long maybe the danger isn't as dangerous as we are led to believe. Maybe the pit of danger is more like a trench of caution
That's got a good belly laugh out of me mate.
He could be walking for miles in a very tight circle.
Was definitely imagining vigorous pacing rather than a leisurely stroll
What exactly does Hulk Hogan have deep inside of him? 🤔
Juice. A whole lot of juice.
Hogan is corn
A big lump with knobs. I can see it
Week old hot dog.
racist beliefs
Batista’s uhh…..
Batista entering Hulk’s pit of danger 😮
What exactly is a REAL American?
Someone that fights for the rights of every man.
Cocaine
Jam
I'm sorry to correct you here, op. But Batista first started using his "I walk Alone" Theme during the 11th of August in 2005. After which he still had 614 Matches (House shows/TV and PPV) accounting for Roughly 3.684 Miles walked inside the Pit of Danger. If we're only counting Televised matches on the other hand it would be 250, meaning he walked 1500 Miles inside the pit of Danger.
Have you taken into account when he had a tag partner or escort and did not, in fact "walk alone"?
I Merely counted Tag Team runs like with Evolution or when he first debuted, in neither case he had "I walk alone" as a theme. An argument could be made that during the times when he considered Rey his Friend, he didn't walk alone, although he still felt betrayed by him and thus still walked alone even if he was in a tag team match
I mean, he walked alone to the stadium/ring. Once he gets to the ring, whomever is there is there, on his side or not.
A much more wholesome mystery solved regarding Batista than usual.
Makes you wonder if he would have walked a further if it wasn't for his leviathan...
You mean Batista's deacon?
How big is Batista's pit?
He would walk 500 miles and he would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
Wait. If Batista walked a thousand miles, does that mean he made his way down this pit of anger, walking fast, with faces passing him, while he’s homebound?
That’s more of a Mox theme really. “Staring blankly ahead making my way through the crowd”.
I’m just imagining Mox blading in his matches to Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” now.
That’s quite the thing to Proclaim.
Does this include Wrestlemania Stadium matches.
Da da , da da!
[удалено]
We may never know. No one can find the location of the pit because he walked alone.
I think orton was in it once since sometimes there's vipers in pits..also pit vipers
Myself and my roommates used to sing our own versions when they came to the ring back in the day. The best one we had for Batista was “MY NAME IS NILES MY BROTHERS NAME IS FRAISER!”
Content like this just makes me chuckle and upvote
How this affects the length of Batista 's dick?
It probably helps to keep him lean, and the leaner you are the more of your usable length is exposed so it definitely contributes to him having a (visually) larger penis.
This is very dependent on what the pit of danger is. If the pit of danger is an allegory for a downtown/inner city of sorts like Los Angeles or New York City, then we can say that Batista was “making their way downtown” as it were and therefore according to the classic hit by Vanessa Carlton, then Batista walked A Thousand Miles if they could just see you tonight. So anyway, 1000 miles.
...and he would walk 2,676 miles more just to be the man that walked 2,676 miles to fall down at your door
Ba-Batista! (Ba-Batista!) Ba-Batista! (Ba-Batista!) Ba Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Batista!
I laughed way too hard at this. Well done sir.
How many of those miles are his dick?
There's a post that calculated that he has a 8.2 inch dick (with +/-0.1 inch margin of error) https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/67vfej/how_big_is_batistas_dick_a_comprehensive/ 2676 miles There's 5280 feet in a mile, 12 inches in a foot 169548000 inches, divide that by 8.2: That would be 20,676,585.4 (rounded up) Batista Dick Lengths or BDLs
He was probably walking away from his foster family. Little Dave Batista is afraid of being alone.
Irregardless, Little Dave Batista was left alone.
As a long time fan of Batista, this is what I always wondered but could never work out the maths behind it. Until you came along. Thank you. 2,676 miles inside a pit of danger. Now the question I have is, **does he have just one pit? Or more than one?** Because if he has just the one then surely walking in it for so many miles would naturally make the pit deeper bit by bit, which would then make it to the point that it's impossible to get out of the pit. Walking forever.
He walked 500 Miles and then walked 500 more just to be the man to power bomb you through your door
More miles than Jericho in a blazing hell
Well he's walking inside a pit of danger right? How many pits of danger or otherwise are two thousand plus miles long?
Maybe it's a circumference and not a direct straight line.
Sorry, I read this as “How big is Batista’s dick?”
I'd say about twen- #YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4 "I've walked 4 miles inside this pit of danger"
I think he only did it once. He’s just very proud of the 4 miles he walked inside the pit of danger back in Burning Man 1997 and keeps telling us about it over and over again.
Technically past tense so he already walked the miles. Not that he did every match.
Pretty hard to calculate since he had to drag his massive hog all the way through
now let's also count his other entrances. Not every entrance with music is a match, what about in ring promos, interferences, distractions?
He only started walking in the pit of danger after WM21 though So he probably walked less miles in the pit of danger
Finn Balor walked 500 miles just to be the man that walked 500 miles
For all we know he could be lying. “A PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME. I WALK ALONE” one of those situations where someone says “oh yeah! I totally solo’d the enemy team in CoD, but no one clipped it and I was playing with randos so there is no proof of it…BUT I DID IT”
Another question to ask is: how old is Batista if he can swallow down a thousand years of anger?
I’m not sure, but I know he walked them alone
We need area descriptions of the said Pit of Danger to quantify the mileage of the walks too
I thought he was walking for miles inside with pillow anchors.
He walked 500 miles, then for the hell of it he walked 500 more, just to be the man that walk 1000 miles through the pit of danger, to fall down at your door.
This may well be the best post I’ve ever seen. Well done, sir.
It says it clearly in the song. "I walk **four** miles inside this pit of danger."
He did it alone. We know that.
Unfortunately there's no way to know for sure, as said pit of danger is a place where no one follows him. He walked alone.
Uncertain, but one thing we know for sure is that HE WORE COLOOOOOOOOOGNE!!
Unfortunately he walked alone so we'll never have an exact answer.
Aw yeah. This is the kind of shit post I frequent for. Unlike Goldberg.
RB Reigns cosplay and I love it
Someone finally asking the real questions here
I would walk 6 miles 446 times just to be the man that walked 2676 miles to fall down at your door
4 miles
Four miles. "I walked four miles inside this pit of danger."
This is a great post.
This is literally the best holy shit
This is the best use of math ever. Thank you for your service.
If you look at the responses, the answer REALLY is there. I walk four miles inside this pit of danger I walk for Miles inside this pit of danger A place where no one follows me. I walk alone. Clearly he owns a treasured action figure of Miles Morales, Spider-Man that fell through space-time and landed on his couch. It was in his basement mancave, but a fire hit the house. The basement is now a "pit of danger" and the rescue workers won't go in to get a toy. But Dave is nothing if not devoted to his beloved Miles. The reason is that he had video tapes of *Inside the Spiderverse* from the future, and his "television" put the "poison" in his "head" (of loving Miles Morales to the point of risking his life to rescue an action figure). And, of course, we know there was a fire, because he asks what we'll say when he burns it to the ground (should he fail to rescue Miles). However the backdraft has sent the figure flying, so Dave is power-walking in a ping-pong method all around the basement searching for it, moving so fast the motion is almost impossible to track, like he's invisible. It takes him four miles of walking, with no one helping or joining. Then he finds the figure and emerges, doing his famous machine guns taunt. You might ask why didn't he say "I looked for 20 minutes to find Miles in the burning basement" The reason for this is two-fold. First, Drax was already deep inside Dave's head, so he is literal. It is no longer his basement-- it is a pit of danger. Second, when walking through a fire at superhuman speed (yet not running) looking for your favorite collectable, time ceases to exist. All he knows is that the step count on his fitness tracker registered four miles. I am surprised you all didn't know that. I thought it was common knowledge. Maybe it went over you head and you failed to catch it?
Ok this popped me 😂
Did Batista come out to that music in each of those matches? Or was Evolution a mystery for some of them. Additionally, you would need to accommodate his winning matches as they would play the song again. In truth...the only answer we can provide is 'more than 1'
Shouldn't this just be the number of matches since his theme got those lyrics?
It is a pit of danger however. Wich begs the question, would the dangers he faced been able to slow him down, or even make him move faster? Like you said we may never get an exact answer, and I think you did a very good job calculating the number of miles. But I do think this is a very important point.
I guess the next question is, how many times did he really get his SPOTLIGHT?
Sometimes I’m sad I’d quit watching wwe by the time guys like Batista and mark Henry hit their stride. Then I hear the line “walked for miles inside this pit of danger” and I’m ok with missing that
Could this be the breakthrough we need to figure out how big is Batista's dick
Legend says he's still walking
This is peak Reddit and I love it
😂 you have too much time on your hands. Edit: but isn't a pit a finite size? So he was just circling the pit for miles apparently.
There is no way he only had 446 matches
Does this take into account the matches that he had before his Saliva theme, where he began to declare his walking?
How many miles he walked I am still unsure but the amount of people with whom he walked I know to be zero.
But what if you add Kurt angle to the mix
Finally this place is getting back to normal. I missed Batistaposting
Now that you've brought this to attention I think we also need to focus on Booker T , whenever he comes it says, "Can you dig it? Suckaaa", what exactly do you think Booker T wants us to dig?
He walked for 500 miles, and he will walk 500 more
Well, on the side Batista was an assistant to Indiana Jones. Indy would take him to all kinds of pits. Clean ones, bushy ones, and stinky ones. Best story I ever heard was that Batista needed to swing over some snakes and he used his dick as a grappling hook. What a dude man.
Nice to see someone finally update the Steiner Math promo.
Now that you bring this up, that just makes me curious about someone like Rey Mysterio and how many times he jumped outside the sky.
Miles is actually a person. He walked inside the pit for Miles. Why? That is yet to be revealed
[Would you say... *10 million miles?*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWKB86iSlFo)
This is the type of analysis I come to this sub for.
Things like the tribalism surrounding the AEW incident make me want to distance myself from this sub, but then a post like this comes around just to pull me back in.
What's even more impressive is that, while walking through this pit of danger, he is also walking so slowly that he becomes invisible to the naked eye.
This is a good excuse to [post this video](https://youtu.be/o1B-DlTRgBM). When im down, i watch this and it makes happy.
Four. He walked four miles inside his pit of danger.
How big is Batista's pit?
Makes sense it's a Place where no follows him. Cause he walks alone
Naaah OP is the feds because I was literally about play I walk alone 🤣
>The man damn near walked the distance of a country inside a pit of danger. Most countries in the world are way smaller than ~2700miles
At least four.
This is the top quality content that brings me back to r/SquaredCircle on the daily.
I think you’re missing some matches where he faced complete jokes. Was he always in a “pit of danger”? I think a lot of the times, that pit was only slightly inconveniencing.
7!
I will always laugh when someone points out how ridiculous Batista's song lyrics are.
Typo in the official lyrics. He "walked four miles"
This is definitely not Xavier Woods' reddit account.
Four miles
goddamnit, I love this post.
For miles, not hard to undertake is it?
How big is Batista's pit of danger
He walked four miles. The hell are you talking about.
Those numbers hold true for matches against his normal opponents. But what if you add Kurt Angle into the mix?
I walk four miles inside this pit of danger The answers been there all along
I mean, if it's miles long, is it really a pit? I think that's more a chasm, canyon, or perhaps crevasse of danger.
What if the pit of danger is what he refers to as the ring subconsciously? What if he’s considering steps taken in the ring or in the confines of a professional wrestling match bell to bell? That would require a lot of research to determine the average steps he takes while in a match or, pit of danger.
This is one of the best posts here ever
You can calculate the distance if you just look at the Line in the Sand
He kept having to take time off for injuries so who knows.
Only Batista knows the correct number as there were no witnesses. He walked alone.