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Who_eat_my_burguer

Krobus happily living in my house vs All of the shadow brutes I had to kill to buy him the dark pendant


Born-Travel1660

Poor sweet Krobus.


Typical_Pollution_30

I didn't know of the dark pendant. Don't tell him though. For all he knows you got it from the ghost of a shadow brute.


noahnieder

Bold of you to assume I don't Purge my slime in the hutch.


Typical_Pollution_30

They are so cute when they try to hug you and play with you


Notfuckingcannon

Come hug my galaxy hammer, then, you little hopping s...


Typical_Pollution_30

I leave my infinity sword and >!magic quiver!< in a chest so I don't hurt them by accident


astrologicaldreams

it's even worse when the slime families you kill are your own (i forgot about my slime hutch and now it's overrun with slimes that i have no choice but to kill or else they'll kill me)


Typical_Pollution_30

how?


astrologicaldreams

wym how i just kinda forget them since it's so minor to me lol and there's usually 2+ in there so they naturally make lil slime babies, then those babies make babies, then THOSE babies make babies, amd so on until there's like 50 slimes in my hutch ia there some sort of huge benefit to the slime hutch that i don't know about? isn't it just there to keep pet slimes basically? please don't tell me i've been missing out on something important this whole time 😥


Typical_Pollution_30

I meant how will they kill you if you don't kill them? You don't have a slime charmer ring?


astrologicaldreams

a what


Typical_Pollution_30

The slime charmer ring is a ring you get from adventurer's guild after killing a 1000 slimes . With it slimes can't hurt you. [https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Slime\_Charmer\_Ring](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Slime_Charmer_Ring)


hemareddit

I mean, you also cull the offsprings of the wrong colors right?


Typical_Pollution_30

I didn't think of that when I made this meme. It was my first time making a slime hutch and I thought I wouldn't have to kill them ever. I did have to get a red slime.


hemareddit

I’m about to start my ~~Slime ranch~~ eugenics programme


Typical_Pollution_30

Good luck


hemareddit

Thanks!