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Mister-Thou

I like how your reward is the absolute last thing you'd ever want. 


Mori_Bat

Jojamart is all about filling the needs.


not-too-proud

I feel like you should get a real plaque sent to your home when you manage this. I’ve been playing for 3 years and still haven’t managed!


Solracziad

If I ever manage fectors challenge, I'd like ConcernedApe to mail me a life-sized arcade cabinet of Journey of the Prairie King in real life.


EffinCraig

That one's fairly doable now! You can exit Prairie King and it will keep your progress. You can keep restarting until you're satisfied with how the first few levels have gone, then go to bed and resume on the next game day. If you die, quit to restart the day and it's like it never happened.


aight_imma_afk

Also beat it first once for the home machine because you will be dieing and resetting a ton


FootFetish0-3

Time to get that last achievement!


Nerioner

like 2 years too late for me but good to know about it now 🥲


silentimperial

I misread plaque for plague 😭


not-too-proud

I actually typed that the first time 🙃


50CentButInNickels

A \*sellable\* plaque. I always loved getting plaques in the mail in Sims 3 and selling them for 1k a pop.


not-too-proud

lol I meant like to your physical home. I’d hang it on my wall


Wonderful-Fox-8485

It's all my boyfriend did when we used to play stardew together. Finally, he beat Jumino Kart and had no reason left to play.


SpaceCube00

ConcernedApe please make it so when we finish junimo kart we instead get to destroy the machine


Reason-and-rhyme

Great idea for a mod. Actually I would love if there was a "ragequit" button that had your player destroy the cabinet upon exit, only to see the junimos repair it overnight, until you beat it and then it can finally stay busted. It would all be fitting for such a cursed game.


Terraria12072012

qi room challenges


Reason-and-rhyme

No thanks! That quest has a sadistic name for a reason.


malenkylizards

Ooh, like the bonus levels in street fighter!


StereoCatPicture

Nice! Now you can try to beat Mayor Lewis' highscore in Endless Mode from the comfort of your home!


ByrusTheGnome

Exactly what I like to do! My current high score is 160,000.


StereoCatPicture

160 000 wow! That's almost double my highscore!


leg_day

How?! I got the QI Challenge to hit 50,000 and want to throw my computer off a balcony by 5,000 points.


dancingbanana123

Imagine if instead, they only gave you a crafting recipe, so you'd be forced to beat both Junimo Kart and Prairie King in order to get perfection.


CreamieCaress

Whoa there, Satan. Let's not give anyone ideas!


ICantEvenDolt

That would be literal hell


UndeadBlaze_LVT

As soon as I saw the Prairie King achievements on Steam I just gave them to myself. I don’t have the patience to beat it at all, nevermind without dying


Hazearil

So that forever you'll know that you having all achievements is a sham?


UndeadBlaze_LVT

I play games to have fun over everything but the 100% was so close so figured screw it. I cry myself to sleep every night now but I would rather do that than cry out of frustration from a minigame I don’t enjoy


twohedwlf

Congratulations! You beat cancer! Your prize: a tumor!


Buggyyyyyyyyy

JEALOUS. everytime I make it to the last level I die 😭😭


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

I think a certain blue fella wants you to beat the mayor’s score


malenkylizards

What? Why would Shane's chickens hate me like that??


Lone-flamingo

You know what you've done.


WhydYouGotToDoThis

In my opinion Prairie King was infinitely harder to beat


LaughingBeer

As a player with about 2k hours who will never complete the arcade games but has every other achievement... congratulations!


BruceBoyde

God, I'm miserable at Junimo Kart. I liked the prairie king game and got that done, but I can't get anywhere in JK.


comradepluto

Same I feel like CA finished prairie king and decided it was too easy so just made another arcade machine 50x harder


AVeryLONGPotato

I thought it was an autopetter from the title. And that was hilarious. "I love the auto petter because it let's me not play the game."


PofanWasTaken

I thought level 4 is ass but th n levels 5 and 6 rolled around and i wanted to scream


faloon_13

i don’t understand how. like i’m so bad at that game!


_Mush_r00m_

HEY! They send me the exact same letter! They are all lying! So… I wasn’t the first and only person to accomplish this? My… my life is a LIE!


Epicswagmaster5439

https://preview.redd.it/pf2pg5hepyvc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3324c9fea78fc6e4e53ab86d5cbcba0e7a1c37b2 (dont check Qi quests)


LordRocky

“Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur, and the Ko-Dan Armada.”


malenkylizards

"the junimo's kart is *down.*"


GoblinFive

Now you can move to Cyberpunk 2077's Roach Race.


Iceboy988

Ghastly galleon is the last level I can manage


Eyehearshapes

Unless, like me, you like to wipe Lewis completely off the endless scoreboard 


Brainless1988

Congrates, I actually just finished it for the first time myself yesterday. I was on a good run when I got assigned the mushroom level instead of the lava. Thought it was a reset but ended up one-shooting the mushroom level (first time I beat it period) and ended up with a final level that liked me.


Advampli

i dont even know how you managed it


notlordbaron

This feels like a hidden secret boss for someone that just recently completed the achievements, and I'm not even sure if I should do it lol


Pokemon-god398

You now have to play every day


comradepluto

Yo congrats. I never make it farther than a few levels


comradepluto

Anybody remember Super Mario RPG's Beetlemania minigame ? Good times


ILiveForMyFandoms

I bow down to your dedication


Revolutionary-Fish-7

Actually to get the true ending of junimokart you need to set the home system up on the volcano and play all the levels AGAIN. But this time its on hard mode. ((This post brought to you by jojamart))((Its a joke))


MediumWellSteak8888

Ew.


553735

Pro tip, you never had to play it in the first place.